Nickelback is the best band to ever.... I can't even complete that sentence

@schroeder People really put down on them but I don't really mind 'em.

@DavidFreitag oh - I like some of their songs, too, but, still ...

@DavidFreitag something about a blind squirrel finding nuts ....

but not in @simon's breaches

@MarkBuffalo stop making more trouble!

@Schroeder :)

@schroeder Squirrels have a 6th sense for finding nuts. Just like @Simon's mom

@AviD NO FUN ALLOWED

STACK EXCHANGE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU POWER TRIPPER

MODS SHOULD BE TIGHT LACED AND ANGRY 24/7

@AviD No. If you delete the comment, I will become angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. triggered

@Ohnana ONLY ANGRY MODS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN

Thats why we get to have all the tight lace.

@AviD aww

Man the mods in here are into some amazingly cool and groovy tunes

@DavidFreitag you have no idea

but seriously, that is the whiniest meta post i've seen. ever.

@DavidFreitag Infosec attracts all manner of degenerates

@MarkBuffalo ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

I mean, we have @Simon, you, @schroeder, @ThomasPornin, etc

@Ohnana "I have no rep here, but someone has to respect my sensibilities for how the community should behave!"

@Ohnana I think it came from feeling that a mod was abusing his flag ignoring powers, but stopped just short of accusing any mod of that. I think it was a fair inquiry.

@schroeder lol

@MarkBuffalo i am offended that you did not list me

@Ohnana didn't want to cause a trigger

:((((((((((((((((((((

@AviD I thought that, too, but then his response to mine was odd

:PPPPPPPPPPPPP

@AviD no it wasn't

"y u no accept my flag as law" is a shitty complaint

it's a goddamn comment flag

@schroeder hmm, fair point.

@Ohnana I read it as "oy you there, you stinkin mod! You tryin to bend the rules just for you??"

@Ohnana Yeah, the lack of humor on SE can really get to me sometimes. It's like everyone is a super-serious robot

@MarkBuffalo this is why comment wars are pointless

and it feels like I'm talking to the walking dead

you have to deal with this bs

Indeed. I've decided I won't respond to any more insulting comments

Constructive feedback is always welcome, though

@MarkBuffalo so, we can just call you all kinds of nasty names, and you won't ever respond? Just like @Simon. Cool.

@AviD In chat you can... but in comments, let's avoid that

In chat, you already do that, lol. I don't mind

The only time I mind is when it's below the belt

oh no, never say anything nasty in comments. Those, you should save for Twitter.

agreed

@MarkBuffalo oh we say nasty things about below @Simon's belt all the time.

@AviD But there's nothing there. So it's ok

see?

lmao

aww maaaan its not as much fun when he's not here :-(

lmwo

@MarkBuffalo No, it's there. You just need to bombard the area with subatomic particles in order to see it.

@Ohnana w?

@AviD ween!

@AviD Wombat

@Ohnana I read 'w' as 'white.' Racist.

@Ohnana oh duh. Sorry I asked.

you think thats what happened to him?

@MarkBuffalo laughing my white off?

that's some serious laughter

@Ohnana Which must be easy since yours is still removable

@Ohnana I also accidentally read an 'a' in there

@Ohnana Seriously terrifying

laughing my white analysis of

Remember people, we white people prefer "Saltine American"

loL

Yep, that's what half of me prefers, @DavidFreitag.

you know what makes me sad about the internet today

there are no quality white people jokes

@Ohnana What's that?

Oh, I have a lot of them.... I'm native.....

it's all shit like "lololol mayo snuggie generic human thing"

@MarkBuffalo The bottom half? (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

@Ohnana quality white people jokes?

@Ohnana yeah, white people really have it rough.

@MarkBuffalo SHARE

@DavidFreitag FREAK

@MarkBuffalo t(ಠ益ಠt)

@AviD well, i mean i'm sad about the internet so that's basically head and shoulders above... hmm. 99% of the world's population?

< -- is aware of global dynamics TYVM

@MarkBuffalo LMAO

i love it

LOL

When George W. Bush made his one appearance before Indian tribal leaders, they gave him his Indian name—Geh-ton-A-Mish. He asked one of his aides to find out what the name means in English. The aide came back and said, “It means Walking Eagle.” Bush said, “Why would they call me Walking Eagle?” The aide told him, “They said you were so full of s--- you can’t fly.”

That one isn't that funny though

sensible chuckle

@MarkBuffalo What are you talking about that's fucking hysterical

You're some small tribe telling the leader of the free world that he's full of shit to his face?

That takes some balls.

@DavidFreitag That takes some beads*

LOL

Just faked a laugh into a cough

@MarkBuffalo Well I can't speak for all Native Americans, but I think they're supposed to be larger than that...

@MarkBuffalo Picture in the article should have been @Simon. Then no further text would be needed - just the headline.

@Iszi rofling internally

the tears

@Iszi oh lawd i'm cringing all the way over here

trans continental cringe

lol

@Ohnana International cringing is the worst

poor simon, destined to be the DMZ buttmonkey forever

@Ohnana It was not preordained, he brought this upon himself.

Inter-continental Ballistic Cringing

@DavidFreitag hey cmon, be fair.

Oh, FFS how hard can it be to find a clip from a movie on YouTube today?

It was at least partly my fault too.

@DavidFreitag It was foretold. And the scrolls have foretold, of the man from the cold, that when DMZ wages war come unfurled, Simon, ancient buttmonkey unbound, with a hunger to swallow the donut.

okay, I'm just gonna go sit down

@AviD Yeah but only because he made it easy for you.

in the corner, and face the wall

@MarkBuffalo and then what

@MarkBuffalo Make your head hurt did that?

@DavidFreitag true.

/runs away

@Ohnana aaaaaannnnnnddd theeeeeeeeeennn?!

@MarkBuffalo That reminds me of a new hobby I'm starting: Instead of saying "I told you so", I'm gonna start saying "As foretold in the prophecy".

If nothing else, I figure it beats the hell out of "I informed you thusly".

@Iszi Make sure you go wide-eyed for added affect.

@Iszi go with "as foretold by the sages".

As you say, "foretold," make your eyes go wide and serious, and after you say it, go back to normal eyes, but maintain eye contact.

@MarkBuffalo Holy crap. Can you imagine Sheldon doing that while saying it?

@Iszi Sheldon Adelson?

@Iszi burn in hell

i'd flag it, but i don't want mods to avalanche all over our faces

@Ohnana That sounds kinky.

feex

(ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

@Ohnana Zefuq is a "feex"?

@Iszi Say it out loud

@Iszi I meant serious/scarily

@Iszi say fix with a long "e"

feex

@Ohnana Ah, and no.

Leaving it there just for you now.

@Ohnana Is... is that a youfeminism?

@MarkBuffalo DMZ

@MarkBuffalo No, that's a mefemism

Um, I'm eating a cinnamon roll

@Iszi f̩̝͇̀ͭ͆ͦe̼̪ͅe͉̩ͥ̇̌͛͒x̩ͪͦ͑ͭ

Pretty sure this is supposed to be sweet and not salty

@MarkBuffalo UM

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S FROSTING

ARE YOU REALLY SURE

@Ohnana Only the best kind of frosting

@MarkBuffalo The taste-buds for sweet are at the front of your tongue, my dear.

@Iszi Where are the taste buds for useless information located?

@DavidFreitag What, you've never heard that one?

@Iszi I have. From you.

haha i get it

you nasty

i like that

@Ohnana You wanna 'splain for @DavidFreitag?

@DavidFreitag lol

what goes in the back of your throat and tastes bitter

chloroseptic, you nasty pervs!

@Ohnana Uhm... lemons from a party?

@Ohnana Not my throat

@Ohnana Really? Mine's cherry-flavored.

choking on cinnamon roll

bye forever im died

@MarkBuffalo 5/10, you're getting the hang of this meme stuff

@MarkBuffalo Are you sure that's a cinnamon roll? Or is there a hole in one of the bathroom stalls at work

LOL ^

@AviD get out

@DavidFreitag You son of a bitch

@MarkBuffalo Ah, so I see you met my mom

@DavidFreitag LMAO

Damn

i'm stealing that one

Now that's mean

@Ohnana It's a great way to diffuse a situation

It's difficult to be pissed off when you're trying not to laugh

MY MACBOOK IS ALIVEEEEEE!

The freaking hard drive cable has gone bad, I finally received it & replace it.

@Simon Good, now that it is you probably shouldn't read the transcript.

Neat, I'll read it.

:27011066 hhhhmmmmm?

I was using my Macbook with the drive plugged through a SATA to USB cable, lulz.

@AviD Heh. Amusing. More funny was the one that showed up next to it. "When you watch too much Mr. Robot" or something.

@Simon Dropping an SSD isn't the end of the world

@Simon @MarkBuffalo - Thanks guys. I'd like to point out that you don't know me very well. I advise you to keep an open mind.

I just read a thing about how Will Smith almost got picked to be Neo. In an interview, he apparently called The Matrix a "difficult concept to pitch". I wonder if he was serious, or if that was supposed to be a movie joke?

@NeilSmithline This is the DMZ. Our minds are so open, our brains fell out. Literally nothing about you could shock us.

that is a very true statement

@Simon Along with the soap?

searching the transcript can be an enlightening experience

@Ohnana Or horrifying from my perspective.

@NeilSmithline we're like a (surprisingly) functional family here

:DDDDDDDDD

@NeilSmithline everything is relative.

The crap that shows up on ShitSESaid from here would probably scar you for life.

Shamoozle. Why am I on the star wall so much now.

@Iszi link?

...........

@NeilSmithline Huh? We said that you were nice, does that mean that since we don't know you, it means that you're actually an asshole?

@MarkBuffalo Ask and ye shal receive

@Ohnana xn--41a2e.com/shitsesays

@Iszi Man kalina finally got booted off the top of the leaderboard

by @sterno no less

also like 90% of that board are arqade regulars LOL

@Ohnana I dunno who that is

@Iszi Bahahhahahaa at the stats

@Ohnana The most starred comment in existence is from there with 37 stars.

@Iszi first one: "I find lighty very annoying"

@DavidFreitag @ScottPack is still hanging in there too.

@MarkBuffalo Yeah. I mean we've seriously only had "clit" said five times network-wide?

Ok everyone, stop posting. I gotta catch up on all those freaking pings.

@Iszi Yeah he is, look at that

@Iszi starred five times.

@DavidFreitag Isn't that one of those auto-stars? For that matter, where's mine?

clits are happy and fun, they're not good as insults

@Iszi Same place your clit is.

Oh cool, it's one of these days. I can answer all the pings with this:

pls

@Ohnana Yeah they are. Watch this: @Simon is such a clit!

@Iszi You're the biggest clitoris of all time.

@Iszi crickets

@Iszi ....?

Well, shit. It played out better in my head.

@Simon but to each one

@Simon this is what i'm talking about

they're just teeny bundles of fun

hmm. I think I may have to play moderator here soon...

@Simon hasn't created a pls-bot yet? Thank God.

@AviD Yeah it's getting out of hand

Might need some tasteful edits here soon

It's ok I'm leaving until tomorrow.

@DavidFreitag indeed. from here on.

bai

@AviD Oh, did they finally lay down the law on chat content somewhere? Bummer.

@AviD Just remember that @Iszi started this

@Ohnana hahaha my first one: "@000 Confuses me greatly. He's like the only asshole of a Canadian I've ever met."

@AviD Hahaha, who said that?

@DavidFreitag Well, @AviD can't be the one to do it all the time. :-P

(@000 was @Simon's alias when he tried - and failed - to ragequit)

@DavidFreitag 3 guesses. It wasnt me.

@AviD @Ohnana

scott pack ?

Hahaha. I just hit "BURN ALL THE THINGS". Didn't have to look to know who that was.

@DavidFreitag no

Oh, remember this one?

@Iszi No, it's just that there's a line where you cross over from tasteful obscenity to just plain wrong.

@AviD Yeah that was my next guess

@DavidFreitag hehe "tasteful obscenity" lol

Third guess was @Iszi

Besides @Iszi a good modedit here and there can actually make things even funnier. But I think @RoryAlsop is the king of those sort of edits

@DavidFreitag Ah, no. @AviD abuses himself all the time with that.

@Iszi No, that's self-censoring

Different animal altogether

@DavidFreitag And now we're back to bestiality and self-stimulation being put together. See what you've done?

@Iszi No, I didn't do that, your sick twisted mind did that.

@Iszi abuse yourself, not the cute animals

Heh. With this chat log I really should just give up any future attempts at running for mod, eh?

Besides, what's wrong with a little self-stimulation every now and then?

I keep swearing to myself I'll clean things up. Then @Simon comes around or something.

@Iszi ...and then you're just swearin

@Iszi Personally I don't think you make good mod material. Not because of how raunchy you can be (I mean look at @AviD he's a good mod).

@DavidFreitag awww so sweet

@DavidFreitag Okay, I'll bite then. Why not?

@Iszi Just never struck me as good mod material. Can't really put my finger on it. To compare, I was super excited when @Xander threw his hat in the ring because I thought he would make a fantastic mod.

@DavidFreitag well aren't you disappointed now

@AviD Not just now

kidding @Xander, I'm kidding

@DavidFreitag Funny thing is, @Xander and @schroeder kinda both came out of left field from my perspective.

At any rate, I don't mean any offence @Iszi, don't let my opinion change anything.

@Iszi Yeah but just because they came out of left field doesn't mean they wouldn't make for good mods.

@DavidFreitag is it because you feel that @Iszi isnt really a security person?

plays with his wifi too much?

@AviD No, i mean after all mods are more janitors and referee's than anything, really.

@DavidFreitag Of course. I guess for whatever reason I just didn't recognize them as incredibly active Sec.SE members.

ftr, @Iszi did have at least one of my votes.

@Iszi Well AFAICR @schroeder was a very active member on the site, but not so much in chat.

@AviD Mine too, but behind @Xander and @schroeder

I think he would be a good moderator, or at least decent. Well, better than most.

@DavidFreitag I think I'd seen him elsewhere before but not so much here.

well, definitely better than @Simon.

@AviD shudder

yeah, I have this thing that I can't give a straight compliment.

@AviD yeah, I have this thing that I can't take a compliment.

@DavidFreitag how would you know?

;-)

"Hey you did a fantastic job!" Me: "Oh... okay..."

@DavidFreitag like I said, are you guessing?

"Hey you lost a lot of weight, you're looking great" Me: "Oh... okay..."

@AviD t(-.-t)

@DavidFreitag yeah often we feel that the chat is the main part, the regulars here are the core users of the site. not really true.

@AviD Yeah I'm hardly a core user of the site

@DavidFreitag damn, I was gonna insult @Simon with that, you just took the sting out of it.

@AviD Well let's be honest, he contributes a lot more than I do to the site

I only have two or three answers that reptrained

And probably a few dozen free flegs

@DavidFreitag Answers usually aren't the rep-trains. Most of the time it's the questions that are, and they just carry the good answers with them.

dtgCylinderTable.Dispatcher.BeginInvoke(new Action(() => {
    dtgCylinderTable.Items.Refresh();
}), DispatcherPriority.Background);

Oh yeah, that's beautiful

@Iszi You know that I meant

@DavidFreitag Yeah but too bad it don't work

@Iszi "usually". Bear's chimps is an exception to that rule...

@AviD Yeah but that's only because Our Ursine overlord is the John Skeet of Sec.Se

btw, after 24 hours and that beiber comment is about midway up the top 10 scored comments of all time on the site.

love that show!

Oh, I needed that.

@AviD ppl hate the beib

@schroeder Well, apparently we've found the five fans in all of Sec.SE.

@Iszi Well either that or the five people who don't like @AviD

what 5?

@AviD The OP and their 4 up-voters.

ah. good counting.

though technically one of those votes was mine.

and I am neither a fan, nor a mehater.

Heh. Right.

hello whackjobs

@MarkBuffalo Whackjob? Is that like a stickjob? Either way, sounds painful. I'm in.

freak

Huehuehue

Sigh

I am still very confused why this answer is getting so many votes ...

I'm reptraining every day since I posted mine, though

so the attention is nice

didn't pay attention, and ended up putting an xss vulnerability in some code

fixed it though lol

@schroeder If you post something like "lol snowden", or "lol nsa," it gets upvoted

Anti-Snowden posts get upvoted en-masse by NSA employees. Anti-NSA posts get upvoted en masse by anti-NSA cargo cultists

I added some anti-NSA tinfoil hattery and people were like "+1"

@schroeder It's been on the SuperCollider for like two weeks, that's why

I FUCKING HATE WPF

WITH THE FIERY BURNING PASSION OF EVERY STAR THAT HAS EVER EXISTED OR WILL EVER EXIST

WPF is really dumb

WinForms is better now. Too many improvements

@MarkBuffalo There are certain situations where WPF can and will do things that would be next to impossible to do with WinForms

however, the WPF DataGrid is fucking useless

It won't automatically refresh all the cells after an edit, so you need to find a way to do it manually

Except you can't refresh the cells while it's being edited

So you think, hmm these CommitEdit and CancelEdit functions look really promising, I can finish the edit early, then refresh the items. NOPE.JPG

@DavidFreitag Such as?

@MarkBuffalo Custom ui elements

@DavidFreitag User Controls?

You can make custom controls

I mean it can be done with WinForms, but it takes a ton of C# code where you can do like 50 lines of Xaml

if that

I have 43 minutes to get 1 rep point ....

how frustratingly enticing

@schroeder Merry christmas

@DavidFreitag LOL - thanks!

Hur hur hur hur - nsfw, but now has me cackling like a twelve year old: foulomatic.hnldesign.nl

heehee some of those are damn funny

@RoryAlsop How NSFW?

I really want to use them on @Simon , but then I would have to kickban myself.

Rude words printed on the screen @DavidFreitag

@RoryAlsop Oh, that's not really NSFW.

@RoryAlsop and then results like "Food Trough Dictator"

LOL

"Strangely shaped fudge experiment"

Hahaha

I'm getting stuff like: "Ginger amputee"

nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/07/us/…

@schroeder That's an interesting Christmas list you got there.