The DMZ

Ohnana

18:00

</rant>

even more importantly, it's on the WHO essential list! what about that?!

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana I think I took daraprim before.

I was prescribed antimalarial drugs for a visit to malaria-infested areas. All it did was make me sleep for 19 hours per day. And I'd have these crazy dreams

And the sun BURNED ME

Cameron Verotti

@MarkBuffalo Amen Mark

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo not listed as a side effect

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana Let me find it. Might've been doxycycline or something.

Yep, pretty sure I didn't even want to go outside at that point. I must've came down with porphyric hemophilia

Ohnana

that's a messed up side effect tho

Mark Buffalo

18:08

I ended up getting malaria anyway :/

Ohnana

was malaria better or worse than the drugs

Mark Buffalo

Worse. Vivid dreams and nightmares, crazy stuff all around. Lots of being sick. I was in bed for literally 7 days sleeping. I slept through multiple domestic terrorist attacks while lunatics were burning down their own city

Ohnana

wtf

Mark Buffalo

Then I got an illness that lasted nearly 3 months. After that, everything was peachy keen.

Ohnana

mono?

Mark Buffalo

18:14

Felt like I was in a coma literally. I couldn't wake up, but I knew my wife was near and she took care of me lol

Don't know what it was. Didn't see a doctor

Ohnana

?!

Mark Buffalo

Chinese doctors are into witchcraft, bro.

Like they literally prescribe herbs and seeds for illnesses in most places. I think I even had some bird shit tea. Sigh

AJ Henderson

@MarkBuffalo maybe you got bird flu ;)

Mark Buffalo

@AJHenderson Ha. I did see a doctor but he kept trying to bless me with powder and stuff. I don't think he was a doctor... So that doesn't count.

AJ Henderson

@MarkBuffalo is the word for doctor and confectioner close or something

Cameron Verotti

18:25

@AJHenderson haha

Almost lunch time, thinking sushi.

@MarkBuffalo Did you see this one Mark

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Q: How can I hide my AWS S3 access key and secret in C++?

I'm using AWS S3 in my C++ app to upload and download files. I've included the access key and secret in my code but I'm worried someone could read them from the binary. Is there any standard technique for obfuscating them? I'm not running this app on a PC, it's actually on an embedded device so ...

Mark Buffalo

Wat

Ohnana

the entirety of aws is in this person's code

totally l33t

Cameron Verotti

so l33t

lol

RoraΖ

@Ohnana I don't often secure my code, but when I do... I obfuscate. Stay unsecure my friends.

5

Ohnana

i feel like there's a dupe for this

Cameron Verotti

18:42

@RoraΖ That just won a star lol

Mark Buffalo

I replied

RoraΖ

@CameronVerotti haha, thanks

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo step aside noob i'm VTCing

:P

Mark Buffalo

What is VTC?

Ohnana

Vote To Close

Mark Buffalo

18:45

Oh :(

I think we should keep it

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo well, 4 people have to agree with me

Mark Buffalo

Nooooo my buffalos

Ohnana

also, i edited your answer. i'd toss you an upvote, but i hit my vote limit

RoraΖ

It's basically a duplicate of "Is obfuscation security"

Ohnana

remind me and i'll upvote it, quality answer

RoraΖ

18:47

Which I think we have lots of questions and answers for.

Ohnana

@RoraΖ i found a specific iteration of the question that was a bit more tailored

Mark Buffalo

Obfuscation is definitely security.

Note the heavy-duty sarcasm.

kalina

that wasn't sarcasm

Mark Buffalo

Was it stupidity instead?

RoraΖ

@MarkBuffalo Oddly they're often confused.

schroeder

18:55

cnn.com/2015/12/17/politics/russia-putin-trump

Putin endorses Trump?

Mark Buffalo

@schroeder Must want a war :D

kalina

president trump oh my gosh

as if America isn't funny enough already

2

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo "FINALLY the nuclear program will be useful"

Mark Buffalo

Nooooooooooooo

I just want peace

Ohnana

putin is trolling

Mark Buffalo

19:00

@Ohnana It appears I got knocked down to -1 for my answer

Ohnana

either that or putin thinks that trump's supporters will freak because putin's a dirty commie

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana Nope. Most republicans I know have a Puton on Putin.

Heck, even a lot of dems.

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo weird

Cameron Verotti

19:29

Start playing the Russian Anthem for Turmp wherever he goes from here on out.

Kremlin will be after him next.

David Freitag

21:33

Maaaan the RS274X format is wonky

Cameron Verotti

you sir... Are Wonky

David Freitag

You're just jealous.

Cameron Verotti

That might be true

but i will never admit to it!

David Freitag

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

AviD

@DavidFreitag wouldnt it be nuking from orbit?

David Freitag

21:38

@AviD No, you have to accept that you have a problem before you even get into your fancy suit

AviD

well, what about backups?

David Freitag

Because you certainly aren't going to go through all of those preflight checks if you won't even admit you have a problem

@AviD Backups are precautionary, so that when you finally do admit you have a problem you can go back in time like it never even happened in the first place.

AviD

How I Met Your Mother Season 05 Episode 12 Girls Versus Suits Suits Song

►

David Freitag

@kalina Did you just "oh my gosh" ? Hehehe

I know a girl who says that. She also snorts sometimes when she's laughing really hard.

AviD

@DavidFreitag OH EMM GEE @DAVID KNOWS @KALINA IN IRL!!

yes, I said "in irl"

David Freitag

21:41

@AviD Uhhhhh no.

Unless @kalina is a scrawny brunette weeaboo who is currently living with an equally scrawny hairy italian weeaboo and is 22 and doesn't have a driver's license.

AviD

I would have thought she could do better

David Freitag

It's funny because last year they bought a friend of mine a gag gift for christmas, and his mom made him open it. It was a sex toy.

AviD

you have weird friends

David Freitag

Yes. Yes I do.

@AviD At least they don't go around stabbing people through the testicle with a toothpick

kalina

@DavidFreitag :(

Rоry McCune

21:53

@kalina you upset about being called out about goshing?

kalina

yes

Rоry McCune

@kalina ahh... why?

kalina

@JourneymanGeek I've watched all four expanse episodes and it's a bit... meh

ok it's not bad but I missed bits because it failed to hold my attention

what do you like about it so much?

Journeyman Geek

Its "oldschool" scifi. Belters are cool though for some reason there's no main charecter who's a proper tall belter. Spaceships...

David Freitag

@kalina Nothing to be frowny face about, there's nothing wrong with "oh my gosh" it just reminded me of someone

kalina

22:02

@JourneymanGeek "oldschool"?

does it remind you of DS9 a bit

Journeyman Geek

a little of b5 actually

kalina

I got some minor firefly vibes off the bits in the little ship

but those were short lived

Journeyman Geek

the canterbery/knight?

Unimportant.

ROCI!

kalina

wait how many episodes are there so far?

I only found 4 on the place with the stuff

Journeyman Geek

4

kalina

22:06

must have been busy thinking about squirrels

Journeyman Geek

You've met roci, but she hasn't been named yet.

kalina

I've met her?

AviD

@JourneymanGeek I think you mean RACI?

kalina

who was talking to you

Rоry McCune

@AviD nurd

Journeyman Geek

22:08

@AviD er... after quixote's ride.

AviD

heh

Journeyman Geek

@kalina the martian ship that the crew off the canterbery accidentally steal at the end

Ohnana

@avid wtf is that hat

why is it upside down

Cameron Verotti

22:24

Why not?

AviD

am I wearing it wrong?

do I have this on backwards?

Cameron Verotti

Its tricky to master

AviD

wait, which side is the strap supposed to be on?

@Ohnana cuz that's how tigger would wear it, duh!

Mark Buffalo

I've met @kalina

She just doesn't know it yet. creepy music ensues

Cameron Verotti

wot

creepy just got creepier

@MarkBuffalo Always setting the bar one higher huh mark?

Mark Buffalo

22:30

@Ohnana imgur.com/gallery/XbUFk

Cameron Verotti

If a napkin is made of recycled material, and I use that said napkin then throw in the garbage. Didn't that just defeat the purpose?

Mark Buffalo

@CameronVerotti Nah, it's been used again.

Cameron Verotti

Mark Buffalo

@CameronVerotti Japan. Not even once.

Cameron Verotti

This mans potassium levels over 9000

Mark Buffalo

22:37

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Cameron Verotti

haha

A short... but warm life it was.

Rory Alsop

Wow, I got a revival badge 4 years after I answered the question :-)

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop Congratulations

Rory Alsop

Lol - it amused me. I have no memory of answering it at all

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A: Can't burn DVD -- incompatible format

You should be able to find out exactly what types of disks your burner will support. That error message indicates it doesn't support DVD-R (as backed up by your comment that it did work with a DVD+R disk) As Gilles commented, you should be able to use dvd+rw-mediainfo but failing that, you coul...

Cameron Verotti

wow nice

Rory Alsop

22:55

It possibly amused me most as I've been out for our team Christmas party. For the last eleven hours :-p

I seem to have bags with bottles of wine and Santa hats, and some trophies as we won the pub quiz

Mark Buffalo

Cameron Verotti

North Korea had more than 1 underground test...

but I don't think it two of them were confirmed.

HamZa

23:13

0

Q: 32C3 CTF - starts 27 dec 2015 and lasts 48h

32C3 CTF will begin on 27 December 2015 20:00 UTC and ends on 29 december 2015 20:00 UTC. It's been a while since we participated. Let's play again as team Sec.SE. As usual, the team communicates through the CTF team chatroom.

discussion ctf

David Freitag

23:52

@MarkBuffalo Can you imagine how large a hole in the ground that must be that it survived almost 1000 nukes?

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