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Adi
Adi
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@RоryM Pro tip to NCC: Your charity activities are something that others report on. They shouldn't be bragging news on your Twitter feed
Sorry, but yikes
 
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01:58
@DavidFreitag \o/
Welp 2 parties down, one to go...
busy busy weekend
@Adi Every company in the U.S. will brag about contributing to charity.
@Adi It's a way of advertising
02:20
God my brain hurts
@DavidFreitag Stop beating your brain
@JonathanMusso I know you are nearby, my friend
 
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04:48
Relevant ^
> A Christmas card with a cryptographic twist for charity
05:35
@DavidFreitag wtf you linked me to the GCHQ website
now I have to nuke my hardware from orbit and pour bleach on it
and then bleach my eyes in case they buffalo'd my brain
06:01
Sigh. Infosec people still click links without checking the destination.
There wasn't even any sneaky redirects involved.
@AustinHartzheim It's not even like it was right there in front of his face
But, speaking of the puzzle, I'm almost done coding my tool to help solve it.
you and your tools
Well, you could always do it by hand...
I prefer to use my hand
06:04
But tools let you finish much faster.
@AustinHartzheim That's what she said.
@AustinHartzheim It's not about finishing quickly, it's about low and slow.
@DavidFreitag Are you arguing that your methodology is more fun?
@AustinHartzheim Yes, if you're going to be doing it alone it had better be fun
Well, I was going to ask you to collaborate on this code but...
06:18
Well if I had the choice I wouldn't be doing it alone
@DavidFreitag If you want to help, I still need to write the function to return all possible "free space allocations" given the set count and total amount of free space.
@AustinHartzheim Disclaimer: I'm not even remotely close to a cryptographer
For example, with the sets "12 12", it would return [0, 1, 0].
@DavidFreitag This isn't exactly a crypto puzzle. It's closer to a Soduku puzzle.
@AustinHartzheim What language?
@DavidFreitag Python.
To be more mathematical about the problem, I need to solve: "Find a set of size s such that sum(s) equals the given value x."
06:32
@AustinHartzheim To be honest I'd help it's just that I don't program while drunk
@DavidFreitag Alright.
Also, it could be the alcohol talking, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
I only did give one example, and more would likely be needed to fully grasp it, but it should be fairly understandable. At least, I'm not seeing any points of likely confusion at present.
 
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09:15
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10:51
@DavidFreitag here, this might help:
mornin' all
very wintery here today
11:22
@RоryMcCune the o wall makes me sad.
oi
@AviD
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A: Prevent BEAST attack without RC4 cipher suites

Bernd PSince still 90% of Worldwide Websites are vulnerable to BEAST (see the current trustwortycomputing Stats), since TLS1.0 can still be used generally and seemingly lots of the Server Stacks simply have not been mitigated or updated Server-Side by preventing specific CipherSuites (or simply preventi...

I have no idea here, I attempted to edit his answer... but it doesn't make any sense
@AviD are you not a fan of the o story, you can unpin it all you know
@RоryMcCune But we'll scream at him for mod abuse if he does that.
11:38
@RоryMcCune sorry, I couldnt follow the plot
@Simon you have trouble spelling now, too?
@Adi I take it you already sorted it?
@Adi how did you wind up with a Hebrew only computer??
even when adding hebrew keyboard here, you always have the English one too, even if not as the default one...
@Lighty its not that it doesnt make sense, its just not an answer at all.
you can flag it in the next 6 seconds...
@AviD ;D
12:04
@AviD hmm unpinning didn't really help a lot :o/
and it would be "room owner abuse" to reomove the stars
pffft
@RоryMcCune would it be modabuse to modedit them all to "yolo"?
@AviD I think if you mod @kalina into saying #Yolo, you would be doing the equivalent of standing next to mount etna at the moment!
WAT.
Sansa is playing Jean Grey in the new X-Men movie.
@AviD rly!?
12:10
@AviD well she's young jean grey
so doesn't really replace famke jannsen
yeah
still
THE INTERNET DOES NOT APPROVE
also her accent is awful
@AviD yeah the accent did not sound good in the trailer
kinda' hoping that's just a bad scene...
ya know what...
I am sure it will be an entertaining movie, even if it is not exactly as I would have done it, because guess what, I am not the director of this movie (or any movie, really).
There, that is my Internet Tranquility prayer for the day.
Adi
Adi
12:47
@AviD Jepp. I used the Alt+ASCII thing (Alt+97, etc.)
Learned something new
how does that work?
huh. I cant get that to work for me, but I just figure out how to make the € sign
and ₪ for that matter
12:50
ÿ◙⌂A
Adi
Adi
@AviD Hold Alt, type with numpad while you're holding Alt, release Alt once you finish inputting the numbers
that's what I'm doing too
Adi
Adi
You can try Unicode Dec as well
ahhh numpad specifically
interesting
I'd heard of that before, but never worked for me. didnt realize it was numpad specific.
aaand what do you do if you dont have a numpad??
Adi
Adi
One cool thing you can do with this is input shit like NULL character and other whitespaces
So you can use it to fuck around with input fields for desktop apps
12:52
®©
that's interesting
Alt+169 is different from Alt+0169
Adi
Adi
@RоryMcCune 3 chars interepsts as ASCII
four becomes uinicode
ahh I see
Adi
Adi
or something like that
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Test test
Can somebody post something
anything
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12:58
that's odd
that last grey line of yours is thinner
Adi
Adi
I know
:D
Alt+0173
Let's all break the DMZ
Adi
Adi
You can't double it
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13:01
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nobody can tell that is 2 lines
@Adi As “ANSI”, actually (ASCII stops at 127). That's what Windows calls the non-Unicode encoding it uses, whichever it is (you get a choice of encodings, which it calls “code pages”). (I think it's system-wide, but by now maybe it's per-application.)
Adi
Adi
I did it in like 10 rooms just now
nice spam
Adi
Adi
13:09
in The 2nd Monitor, 46 secs ago, by Vogel612
@Adi Okies, I assume you want me to notify a moderator then, since you've been doing this all over the network
Reminds me of my 12 yo sister
pro tip... this is public transcript
uhh, he's not wrong you know....
spam is spam dude
@AviD you mean he's not wring in spamming across main chatrooms of multiple sites???
here its fine, but all over the place? you know I'm not going to go ahead and modslap you for it, but I think you should despam yourself in the other rooms....
@Vogel612 huh?
no, I was saying to @Adi, that it's not cool and is modworthy
oh whoops :)
@Adi also, you over exaggerate the number of rooms :-)
actually @Adi if you did it just to anime - I would say carry on then :-)
13:32
sup
Adi
Adi
Holy shit, guys!
It's a public transcript!
@LucasKauffman 'sup
All good with you?
@Adi I'm good I'm good, how are you?
Adi
Adi
I'm feeling great! Still has the OSCP high
@Adi now start working on OSCE
Adi
Adi
Already has
Got my registration key a couple of days ago
I'm just wondering if I want to start it now or after a couple more months
14:22
@MarkHulkalo howdy
 
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16:21
it's sunday
and BooOooOOOOoOOMe there goes the weekend
16:48
@MarkHulkalo pls , you still have most of Sunday left to you
@RоryMcCune It doesn't count, man. :(
@kalina well you might not seeing as you're in eastern climes
@MarkHulkalo phhhbt all of the weekend counts
@RоryMcCune I'm picking up C/C++ again for fun. Working on memory injection stuff. There isn't enough time in the day!
@MarkHulkalo well there never is really...
16:58
Need to be able to hack fallout 4 and increase my stats
:->
@RоryMcCune well it's already tomorrow liek
yeah, I wish there was such a thing as 3-4 day weekends
@kalina wow, you must be back in oz'land!
even then, there would not be enough time....
@MarkHulkalo no pls, too much working
@RоryMcCune not really it's evening
17:00
if only we could slow time... circle the sun 3x slower
or is it morning
I have only just woken up regardless of what time it is
@kalina here it is 17:00 and I have one more week before teh break!!!
I don't get a "teh break!!111"
and... well, I'm off during the week
@RоryMcCune Yeah, one more week and teh break!!! comes here as well
managed to squeeze in a 2 week vacation by only using 4 days total
two weeks "off" followed by 1 week of NCC con , 1 week of work, 1 week of study and 1 week of panic (culminating in my CREST exam)
17:01
thanks to corporate holidays
@kalina yeah you get loads of breaks, but I'm sure x-mas/new years will not really be one of 'em
@MarkHulkalo yeah we get an enforced break between Christmas and New year
fortunately I'm not religious so those are just days
long work weekend this year too
what with nye being on a thursday
@kalina well exactly, the only important day in this season is 29th December!
means I literally don't have to get out of bed next year
pls I just turn up and play music
@kalina <remove ipod from bag>, <plug ipod in> , <press play>, <dance along to the music>
17:05
ew
...ipod
@kalina ipod/iphone/music_player_of_choice
@kalina spinny spinny, when will my broadband render you
17:06
@kalina Wait, I thought you were a girl.
@MarkHulkalo sigh
@MarkHulkalo @kalina is a blue pony! keep up...
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.
if you filmed a girl from that angle I'd complain some kind of perversion </equality>
@kalina Wait, I thought you were a blue pony.
17:07
you're obviously not aiming for her face
@kalina is a blue pony, @MarkHulkalo is an actor currently famous for playing the hulk in marvel movies, and I'm.... well me :)
I should change my name to mark buffalo
hulkalo is stupid. I made it on a whim
didn't expect to stick around :(
@MarkHulkalo "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"
test
har
May need to relog
@MarkHulkalo #failed
@kalina LOLz
Let's see if this works
WHY ME
of course, at least these guys actually push the buttons:
opening with Calvin Harris ejecting the wrong CD
which I've done before
or scratches on your CDs
I'm glad we're past CDs now
@kalina I was going to ask, has that ever happened to you?
well some clubs still have crappy setups
I've actually been in a club that still outputs mono
17:14
ouch
ooh tiesto with the Darude - Sandstorm!
yeah what a mix
high quality
Simon would approve
I am now Buffalo'd
..........
lol it keeps going
I feel a lot happier about life when you see people doing the same thing but getting paid way more and doing a worse job
@kalina Like watching people suffer?
yeah you're not allowed to be a smart ass on stage and walk away from it if you mess it up
you can't drop scatman in the middle of a trance set, fuck it up twice and then continuing laughing along like you're not being paid half a mil to be there and bring your a game
17:17
@kalina I liked the Deadmau5 windows error
well he's just a nerd, isn't he
@kalina teach me to be rich
you probably know more than I do
ouch, that no. 1 one was painful to watch
no 1 is hilarious
17:21
but hey intel was sponsoring, I'm sure he got paid!
side effect of playing music at a gaming lan
^I'm guessing this person is not a huge fan of david Guetta
I'm not a huge fan of him either
and the intro to that video is pretty damning
I'm glad I don't feel the need to fake it for the money
^Calvin harris is no.1
I did not expect a dude from Dumfries to be the no.1 world DJ!
he worked his ass off over a short space of time though
17:28
he did seem to do a lot of stuff indeed, impressive
a lot of the "top" DJs in the world are still remnants from the 90s and 00s Trance scenes
@kalina also you can't really argue with anyone that can get 640M views on a video... although I only know the tracks 'cause PMJ has covered them!
I think I have a recipe for a high view video but it would achieve it by controversy
which as you know, is not really my thing
@kalina well most of the very high view vids have some element of that...
yes but real controversy rather than the fake stuff
17:35
That's what pseudonyms are for.
@kalina ahh, well do it under a throw-away that still gets cash from the hits, and you're all good :)
FUCK YEA... 'MURICA
Jane Mann, a retired science teacher, said she was concerned the panels would prevent plants in the area from photosynthesizing, stopping them from growing.
10/10 would go to school in America
She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her solar panels didn't cause cancer.
18:03
@kalina sounds like the kind of thing @Simon would say to avoid admitting he's getting old!
@kalina What was he doing? Surfing the web?
@Xander well probably
I've done that before
oh I'll just rdp home and type o in chat
NO PROBLEM
@kalina dafuq
@kalina The most horrifying part is that she is a science teacher.
well, was
they don't really have science teachers in parts in America anyway
since they teach creationism
"science teachers" in those instances are basically religious education teachers
18:11
@kalina Very few places teach creationism.
Very, very few
the fact one or more place teaches creationism makes your entire country pathetic
Usually only religious-majority neighborhoods, and they are required to teach evolution as well by law
Not really. I agree with states having their own laws to do as they wish. I don't agree with forcing anything on anyone
If a state wants evolution, sure. If they want creationism, I don't care. Neither of them affect me in any way at all
er
this has nothing to do with forcing
teaching creationism is like blatantly lying to somebody about the world for the entire duration of their education
I'm just speaking in general terms, not limited to that
whether a state "wants" evolution or creationism is irrelevant
one of them is an actual thing that exists and the other isn't
18:15
United States of America.
States decide their own laws.
This is the way it should be.
the law of man does not superceed the laws of physics or reality
Some places in Colorado teach creationism, others teach evolution. The whole state allows marijuana. That's what the people want
I've decided that we were all created by a spaghetti monster
because I decided it, it's now factual
@kalina So get a state together with people of similar beliefs and teach it.
no
your country allows your education system to lie to the people it's educating about the realities of the universe
that makes your country pathetic
18:16
PROCLAIM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER FROM THE ROOFTOP
it's because of these lies that you have science teachers decrying solar panels because they'll steal all of the sun
If a state wants to reject those solar panels on moronic grounds, more power to them.
Or actually, less power to them, so to speak. haha
Free market economy thingymabob. If the people are too stupid to realize the benefits of X, let them sit back and suffer for it.
Time to nuke the sun.
if your government allows your state to reject them on those grounds your government has fundamentally failed the people it is supposed to serve
@CodesInChaos Need to see off a stringbomb.
18:19
I mean your government has already failed those people
but this is MORE failure
@CodesInChaos If string theory is correct, and you can set off a chain reaction that disintegrates all matter in the universe, that would be nice. Right?
yes
that would be nice
@MarkBuffalo Sounds unlikely.
@kalina We have a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. That means we give the people what they want.
If a state votes for oranges to be banned... that's special in the head... but they're allowed to.
Our government isn't supposed to control our people. That's despotism. ;-D
Let me give you an example of pure idiocy: almost every state banned BPA. Governor Paul LePage of Maine unbanned it, allowing a flood of cheap poisonous Chinese plastic into the state. That's what the people wanted, a complete moron for governor. You reap what you sow.
you can't teach creationism and then wipe your hands of any responsibility for the mess you created
that would be like teaching a toddler how to speak using the wrong words for everything and then laughing and walking away
18:23
Whether you agree or not, the people of that area have spoken
those people obviously need removing from the gene pool then
that's what the intelligent people of the world want
@kalina Remove people from the gene pool for having different beliefs! ISIS-style.
yes, totally
And educated people are the ones removing themselves from the gene pool by default. They aren't having enough kids.
this is true
it's only the scum that reproduce
18:25
So start fucking breeding
obviously this is why I'm not reproducing
SAVE US
OIC what you're doing
this is a cheap ploy to get me into bed
rofl
I'm married and quite happy
;)
America's brain-drain is so bad that H1B visas are a thing. Even entire companies are staffed by H1Bs.
Within a few generations, it'll all be over
that's because you teach creationism
18:27
Nothing against H1B folks
@kalina Noop. Creationism vs. evolution means nothing in the grand scheme of STEM
almost nothing*
I'm an Engineer, neither are relevant to me
uh, sure they are
And in the medical field where it matters, macro vs. micro evolution are differentiated correctly by all professionals.
creationism teaches that there is a higher power, resulting in less up take in sciences and maths and medicenes
why would you want to cure a plague if a plague is the work of the higher power you worship, etc
haha
Ben Carson is a creationist, and believes in vaccinations :<
hypocrite
18:33
@kalina [citation needed]
there's no point, you could effortlessly get an article by searching the googles for it
for both for and against
all you need as proof is the fact H1B is a thing and America is failing as a superpower
fail a third time
GO ON I DARE YA
no response because success
18:48
you didn't success, I see no image preview
@MarkBuffalo attempts to access Success; error 403.8
19:07
@kalina s/success/succeed/
19:21
:(
Adi
Adi
19:47
Nice
Their joke/parody/not-so-serious songs turn out to be quite good
20:15
@Adi hahahaha
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