The DMZ

AviD

01:19

@Xander on second thought I think I was confused, and am remembering mutexes and etc from VB, not VBScript.

I havent actually found a generic mutex implementation that supports IDispatch directly, at least not obviously.

So I am confused as to what this "mutex" object in ASP is.

Terry Chia

04:06

@AviD Yo momma.

Stack Exchange

05:02

While our commitment to recycling initiatives has been unwavering, this is not a cost any of us should be expected to pay.

Rоry McCune

07:55

Mornin'

M'vy

08:22

heya

AviD

@TerryChia just in general?

Rory Alsop

Morning all

M'vy

0

Q: John the ripper gets password on the first iteration but never again

I have a shadow file with the following password hash (password= toor) root:$6$0w9WRuc5$ldas/kVEO40xeKnzBTWvt4IKMIQN2a5/eQ1xfKWC.6Hns19UNZVnj0KNt87CHOiiz2dq00klFUsVJBKvGM7Ri1:16079:0:99999:7::: and stored in a file called shadow1. When I run "john shadow1" I get john shadow1 Warning: detect...

cracking

Should we close?

AviD

@M'vy Always.

after that I will go look at the question.

I'm cranky this morning.

M'vy

:)

LET'S FETCH THE BANHAMMER!

Ah ah

AviD

08:36

@LucasKauffman you have competition as official DMZ SongWriter

Rory Alsop

@M'vy I agree with @schroeder - an RTFM reason would be helpful :-)

@AviD from Taylor Swift?

AviD

@M'vy cracking tag? really? WTF, 80 questions??

@RoryAlsop @M'vy was rapping up a storm

Rory Alsop

@AviD where?

AviD

2 mins ago, by M'vy

LET'S FETCH THE BANHAMMER!

2 mins ago, by M'vy

Ah ah

urggh nevermind

I am not one with the clarity on this day.

Rory Alsop

hahahahaha - sorry. Mind was not in the same place :-)

AviD

08:39

Coffee awaits.

Rory Alsop

@AviD said in the same tone as "The Dude abides"

AviD

@RoryAlsop hehehe, yes, that was actually where my head was...

I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because you didn't read the manual or the program message. — AviD ♦ 14 secs ago

how's that?

Rory Alsop

08:52

@AviD All of them except 3 were about password or hash cracking. I have removed it from the other 3 as they were nothing to do with cracking, in any way. Which means we could replace cracking - it is now purely a synonym of passwords

AviD

@RoryAlsop yaayyy!

@RoryAlsop you, sir, are my favorite moderator.

Rory Alsop

well - I still have to now go in and actually do the synonym bit, but yeah, okay :-)

AviD

hmm, should that maybe be password-cracking?

or hash-cracking for that matter...

Rory Alsop

well, the passwords tag includes cracking, currently

AviD

@RoryAlsop hmm

Rory Alsop

08:55

hash cracking would be 100% more acurrate, but no-one would use it

passwords has 1458 posts

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD what you talking about?

Rory Alsop

cracking has 83

AviD

@RoryAlsop then again, many people do use security-theatre. unneccessarily.

@LucasKauffman yo momma

Rory Alsop

we could change [cracking] to [password-cracking]

Lucas Kauffman

aaviiiiiid

aviiiiiid

Rory Alsop

08:56

that would work

AviD

or [password-cracking] even

Rory Alsop

I'll do that then :-)

AviD

@RoryAlsop is it all about pwd cracking though?

Rory Alsop

@AviD They all are, yes

had a quick look through

passwords on SQL, wifi, Unix, SAM etc

AviD

I am seeing some hash cracking, encryption cracking...

Rory Alsop

08:58

@AviD ahh - but look at the hash ones. Open them up and they're password hashes

AviD

@RoryAlsop fair enough

Rory Alsop

(caveat - I didn't actually open all 80-odd)

AviD

since OF COURSE hashes are only for passwords OF COURSE

Rory Alsop

but I did open the ones that looked different to basic password crack questions

AviD

license cracking

Rory Alsop

09:00

I'll sanity check

kalina

what have I just read?

who linked this ethernet cable to me

Rory Alsop

@kalina it's astonishing, isn't it

kalina

just... O_O

an idiot born every minute

the cable looks pretty, though

Rory Alsop

@kalina not sure that's the best reason. That said, I have some guitar cables bought because they are pretty (orange/blue glow) - but the cost increase was about a tenner, which is justifiable

AviD

@RoryAlsop security.stackexchange.com/…

M'vy

09:03

wow that much lines. I just went for a cofee!

Rory Alsop

@M'vy espresso leads to smaller transcript read-back

kalina

@RoryAlsop all of my cables are pretty

M'vy

@RoryAlsop Well it was a short one this time... but no more sugar, so I drank slowly :P

kalina

why is that worthy of starring

Rory Alsop

@AviD okay, of those 11, 3 should not have it

@kalina BIIK

AviD

09:04

@RoryAlsop I'm working through some of them

kalina

just because I have a collection of multi colored usb cables?

Rory Alsop

(Bu**ered If I Know)

kalina

so what I have pink usb cables

I have yellow ones too

AND GREEN ONES

I even have a blue one, somewhere

Rory Alsop

Ahh - stars may be indicating approval of colour

kalina

I certainly didn't pay more than 5€ per cable

the various analog cables are a different story, they're slightly more expensive and can't be seen, so they're all ugly black ones

AviD

09:06

@RoryAlsop some of those should be cryptanalysis.

kalina

I'm not ready for this week yet

AviD

actually a lot of them.

crap this rabbit hole is full of rabbit dung.

software?? Really??

M'vy

2015-tag-cleaning incoming?

AviD

okay, one useless meta tag at a time.

@M'vy good idea.

every day this week, we will nuke one large overused useless meta tag.

starting with anything with "security" in the name.

M'vy

Cleaning the sec.se one tag a day :)

AviD

09:15

how in hell do 1/3 of mod-security q's not have anything to do with modsecurity??

M'vy

^^

AviD

sure, come to a security site, type in "security" in the tag box and just randomly grab the first one you see.

M'vy

I'll write a short meta topic then, so we can gather all the tags we want to clean

AviD

@M'vy oo good idea.

its important not to do too much at once, we dont want to flood the site

M'vy

Yeah

Rory Alsop

09:18

@AviD hahahahaha - wow

AviD

which we probably already did

M'vy

one tag a day seems nice

Rory Alsop

@AviD yeah - I think a quick run through them to remove the cracker tag from cryptanalysis ones, then replace cracking with password-cracking

AviD

@RoryAlsop yeah I did a bunch. selected from that filtered list I linked earlier... sanitycheck if I missed any.

Rory Alsop

@AviD wilco

AviD

09:21

wow, unsurprisingly security-theater is so, so much worse.

out of 52 q's, I would guess no more than a dozen or so are actually ontopic there.

I am thinking of prefacing the wiki excerpt with something like "DO NOT USE THIS TAG IF IT IS NOT WHAT YOU MEAN!!"

another day, though

Rory Alsop

@AviD no one will read it :-(

Rоry McCune

@LucasKauffman you should do that, just go gradually more carl as time goes by

AviD

@RoryAlsop figure the first line or two pops up when you select the tag.... but you're correct.

M'vy

09:35

0

Q: The great 2015 tag cleaning

With every passing year and our growing popularity, we see lot of new questions. This is a good thing :) Due to the nature of question tagging, we are generating lots of new tags every week. It's not uncommon to have question that are mis-tagged, whether it's non relevant tags, redundant or meta...

discussion tags

AviD

nicely done :-)

M'vy

Seems I can't CW that question, but I think you can edit the question by yourselves anyway

Rory Alsop

@M'vy added the featured tag

M'vy

@RoryAlsop good :)

I've looked for references, have we done this in the past? Does not seems so, I linked Jeff's post instead.

Rory Alsop

@M'vy I'm not sure we have had to here - we have informally done bits, off the back of chat in the DMZ

M'vy

09:40

Ah ah : just for the laugh you should see that one : meta.stackexchange.com/questions/60562/meta-tags-on-meta

Hum that's funny. Even though security-theatre is a synonym of security-theater it shows as a different tag in the search area.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD aviiiiiiiiiiiid what did you do?

3

M'vy

btw. there are no way of knowing if a tag is a synonym or a tag with no questions unless you click on them.

Oh! I stand corrected: there are no "edit" link showing up on hover.

Lucas Kauffman

aviiiiiiiiiiid

2

AviD

09:56

@RoryAlsop +1

@LucasKauffman DUUUUDE I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONITE

@M'vy or one question

M'vy

@AviD yeah one. not none :P

AviD

@M'vy oh! intersting.

M'vy

or there would be no tag indeed.

Rory Alsop

@AviD there are now no posts responding to your search query :-)

AviD

@M'vy I mean, no way to tell between a tag with 1 question, or 0 questions (which would eventually be autodeleted).

@RoryAlsop :-)

M'vy

09:59

@AviD still not the best use-friendly thing to be :P But I guess synonyms are already in the last pages cause they do not register questions counts anyway.

Barry Carlyon

'Timezone DMZ. How was our weekends?

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD aviiiiiid what happened to @Simon's hands? aviiiiiiiiid

3

AviD

@BarryCarlyon ended 2 days ago. Way to be US-centric.

Rоry McCune

@LucasKauffman nice!

Barry Carlyon

@AviD ouch :-(

Lucas Kauffman

10:01

@BarryCarlyon good good, weekend with the missus

AviD

@BarryCarlyon hehe.

Rоry McCune

@LucasKauffman are you suggesting that @AviD has the rumblies?

AviD

@BarryCarlyon that has bitten me in the heinie more than a few times. More than timezone differences.

M'vy

Nice week-end. There has been skiing on saturday :)

Lucas Kauffman

@RоryMcCune indeed, plus in theory, human hands should be kosher right?

Rory Alsop

10:03

grand! Friday night was 4 hours driving, 2 hours gig, 4 hours driving, 3 hours sleep. Saturday was 3 hours driving, 4 hours gig, 5 hours driving, 2 hours sleep....
heavily caffeinated today

AviD

btw @M'vy re selection strategy, we need to come from both ends - we need to catch new tags that shouldnt exist, and also review some of the older, more popular ones that are likely misused.

@LucasKauffman uhhh no, not at all

Barry Carlyon

Sounds like we all had a good one :-)

AviD

especially not @Simon's

Lucas Kauffman

AviD

Barry Carlyon

10:04

COFFEE!

Lucas Kauffman

private beta :(

AviD

@LucasKauffman oh is it still?

hadnt been there for a while.

Rory Alsop

having a caramel latte at the moment - the Matthew Algie on my floor is out of Vanilla!!!

AviD

oo yeah looks like it stalled a bit

Barry Carlyon

I'll have to wander to the canteen for a boring old Nescafe.

Lucas Kauffman

10:06

yea $client here has shitcoffee as well :( sucks

I should bring my aeropress

AviD

@BarryCarlyon I dont want to make you jealous, but I just AeroPressed a cup of fresh roasted Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. DEE.LISH.IS.

Barry Carlyon

I'm the only technical person at a Arts and Crafts shop… So coffee choice is limited.

M'vy

@AviD I think the meta-topic is well suited for the large-scale tags. Smaller tags can be purged quickly without much disturbance anyway

Barry Carlyon

shakes fist at @AviD

AviD

@LucasKauffman oh tell me something. did you get that metal filter, or are you using paper filters?

Rory Alsop

10:07

@AviD this sentence just makes no sense Aviiiiiiiid. What did you do with all the Ethiopians Aviiiiiiiiiid

3

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD paper still

@AviD is the metal one better?

@RoryAlsop hahaha

AviD

@LucasKauffman there was a question there about getting crema from aeropress. I can never get it, @Abby claims consistently good crema. Only difference (besides beans, but mine are likely better), is the metal filter. Curious if thats the difference.

@M'vy true, but they can be floated here too.

Rory Alsop

@AviD yeah - helps for a quick sanity check and to chat about whether too much bumping to the front page is happening

p.s. I am loving the star wall right now

just as I was thinking about sanity checks

AviD

@RoryAlsop excellent

M'vy

@RoryAlsop Funny enough, I never use the "front" page and just pop the newest questions link :)

Lucas Kauffman

10:11

@AviD aviiiiiiid, wecravecoffee.com/how-to-make-crema-with-the-aeropress

Rory Alsop

@M'vy For ages I didn't realise they were different, and got very confused

AviD

@LucasKauffman oooo

hmm. multiple paper filters might work instead of the metal filter, apparently.

but I was on the right track.

and, to show my appreciation....

(wait for it...)

Lucas Kauffman

:o

AviiiiiiiiiD

(or hit refresh)

Lucas Kauffman

:O :O

jce

Rоry McCune

10:19

aaand the star-wall is back to it's usual self

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RоryMcCune a bunch of psychopaths with a history of violence, how is this still a surprise to you?

Rоry McCune

@AviiiiiiiiiD well it usually has more quotes from @kalina and @Simon on it..... Aviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid what did you do with @kalina and @Simon ???

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RоryMcCune it was kinda a quote -ish :-)

Rоry McCune

@AviiiiiiiiiD I know, thus my kind of in cartoon response :)

I'm thinking they're going to end the series at number 12

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RоryMcCune heh, well it was subtle, wasnt sure it was unambiguous enough

Rоry McCune

10:24

@AviiiiiiiiiD nah I just read the line in Carls voice and it made sense...

AviiiiiiiiiD

sooo.... everything I say is now going to be read in Carl's voice?

well everything YOU say will be in Paul's voice ;-)

Lucas Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD yes

Rоry McCune

@AviiiiiiiiiD ah no @LucasKauffman is paul

he's a llama and everything

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RоryMcCune yeah it was aimed at him, since I expected him to answer.

Arperum

enters the room YOU ARE ALL MAD! leaves

AviiiiiiiiiD

10:26

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

@Arperum That should be the automatic welcome message for new visitors.

Arperum

@AviiiiiiiiiD points to room description That place can contain messages for everyone.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Arperum you can contain messages for everyone.

Arperum

I'm confused. Didn't kicks involve a one minute ban since some time? Because I'm pretty sure I was just kicked, but not banned.

AviiiiiiiiiD

twasnt I

Rоry McCune

@Arperum ahh I assumed that after your messsage you'd deliberately dropped

weird

Arperum

10:28

@AviiiiiiiiiD Your mom contains everyone.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Arperum you're a mom.

Arperum

@RоryMcCune I did, but got dropped a second time unwanted.

@AviiiiiiiiiD I fortunately don't have any spawn running around, nor am I female. So the part where I'm a mom is pretty impossible.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Arperum you're impossible

no, you're @Simon's mom.

Arperum

@AviiiiiiiiiD I agree on that one.

@AviiiiiiiiiD Wat. No.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD aviiiiiiiid, aviiiiiiiid your work isn't finished here yet aviiiiiiid

2

Rory Alsop

10:47

Ah hahahahahahaha - perfect @AviiiiiiiiiD - I only just got the refresh now

Rory Alsop

10:57

@LucasKauffman Is he related to that Aviiiiiiici dude that does music stuff?

Lucas Kauffman

Hey llama, there’s an endless amount of hats to re-discover. Hey, Aviiiiid know the water's sweet but blood is sweeter. Oh, if the knife comes thrusting down from you,
There’s nothing in this world that slashes harder than youuuuu.

Rory Alsop

@LucasKauffman I assumed that was an Avici lyric, but had to google. I think you have recemented your position as top Sec.SE lyricist.

Lucas Kauffman

►

Rory Alsop

@LucasKauffman turns out the only Aviiiiiiiici song I know is through this Red Hot Chilli Pipers version:

►

AviiiiiiiiiD

11:49

@RoryAlsop FREEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOM!!!

but damn thats impressive. They've managed to make a gang of bagpipes not sound horrid.

that is some fine musicianship.

and I just got that they are NOT the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, but the Pipers.

that's just unappropriate.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD Aviiiiiiid, Aviiiiid, why are they're bagpipers lying on the floor chopped into pieces? Aviiiid

2

Terry Chia

What happened to @AviiiiiiiiiD?

Why is he now @AviiiiiiiiiD?

4

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD it's cos they have bagpipes....

Lucas Kauffman

@TerryChia llamas with hats

Terry Chia

Cool, PolarSSL got bought out by ARM and relicensed to Apache!

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:01

@RoryAlsop yeah I got that

wait

3 mins ago, by Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD it's cos they have bagpipes....

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD hahahahaha

AviiiiiiiiiD

2 hours ago, by Lucas Kauffman

@AviD aviiiiiid what happened to @Simon's hands? aviiiiiiiiid

Terry Chia

I'm guessing mentioning @AviiiiiiiiiD is now an insta-star thing?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@TerryChia gawd I hope not

Rory Alsop

@TerryChia why, whatever do you mean? :-)

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:03

lol youre useless

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD you're a useless

:-)

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RoryAlsop 10/10

so how did I become the Carl in this story?

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD You're #Simoning again. Or should that be Siiiiiiiiiiimon

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RoryAlsop okay, I've got it.

The idea of the month.

@RoryAlsop you should wear a Paul mask next time you're on stage, instead of the Doktor.

or on top of the Doktor.

you'd even have the creepy flashy eyes already built in.

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD That would be excellent - wonder what percentage of our audience would get it...

Terry Chia

12:06

@RoryAlsop You should wear a tigger mask.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

s/they're/there/g

AviiiiiiiiiD

@TerryChia you're a tigger mask.

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD @AviiiiiiiiiD!

Arperum

2 hours ago, by Arperum

enters the room YOU ARE ALL MAD! leaves

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD 10/10

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:07

heh.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

AviiiiiiiiiD

we should change the room description to "A bunch of dangerous sociopaths with a history of violence".

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD #simon would be shorter.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman now photoshop that on top of Doktor Mayhem.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

mmmmm

can do that

will do that

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:09

room topic changed to The DMZ: A bunch of dangerous sociopaths with a history of violence. [donuts] [double-entendre] [food] [libations] [rory] [security]

room topic changed to The DMZ: A bunch of dangerous sociopaths with a long history of violence. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that. [donuts] [double-entendre] [food] [libations] [rory] [security]

heehee

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD Lovely!

AviiiiiiiiiD

@ScottPack and other room owners / mods, feel free to put it back.... soon.

think we still seem welcoming enough to new people?

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD "appropriately" welcoming

AviiiiiiiiiD

heh

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD If they can't handle that they can't handle us.

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:16

> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DMZ!!

> You sit there in your fancy uniform, Lieutenant.

Thomas Pornin

Hello @TerryChia

You are right: you found a bug in my implementation of Makwa

9

AviiiiiiiiiD

> But deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that llama. You NEED me on that llama.

4

@ThomasPornin WAT

WAT

HOWWW

Thomas Pornin

A bug is a bug.

Terry Chia

@ThomasPornin pops the champagne :)

AviiiiiiiiiD

you're a bug.

and @TerryChia found you.

Terry Chia

12:18

@AviiiiiiiiiD gets eaten by a bear

AviiiiiiiiiD

@TerryChia I assume you will be putting this on your resume.

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD lol

Thomas Pornin

Anyway, it is easy to fix: just add 'case 0:' before the 'case MAKWA_SHA256:'

M'vy

In what? Honors and awards?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@TerryChia @AviiiiiiiiiD already cooked all the bears.

@M'vy The.Biggest.Honor.Evar.

M'vy

12:19

:)

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD @AviiiiiiiiiiiiiiD - these sausages taste an awful lot like bear. Has anyone seen the bears?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RoryAlsop wait till you see the surprise.

Thomas Pornin

@RoryAlsop I have eaten some bear once. Not that tasteful after all.

It was polar bear; I guess that's what you get from an animal that eats seals.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@ThomasPornin ever eat llama?

Thomas Pornin

@AviiiiiiiiiD Not knowingly.

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:22

baby llamas of course. you cant use just any llama meat.

Thomas Pornin

And your new name is ridiculous.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@ThomasPornin Hmm. @RoryAlsop?

@ThomasPornin hahaha, true.

have you watched them?

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@ThomasPornin What, no, what? You are Thomas Pornin, the Chuck Norris of crypto and programming.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman apparently @TerryChia is the Bruce Lee of bugs.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD llama is yummy

@AviiiiiiiiiD :D

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:23

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman I meant, cooked as meat. Not licked for mutual enjoyment.

Terry Chia

@ThomasPornin Aye, will you update the published code anytime in the near future?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@TerryChia YOU SHOULD UPDATE IT

you get to claim that accomplishment

M'vy

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman Woo does it means we got to make a ThomasPornin facts website?

AviiiiiiiiiD

show it off in your github profile.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

"Patched by Terry 'Bruce Lee' Chia"

Terry Chia

12:24

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman Stop. You're making me blush.

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD llama is good. Not eaten bear as far as I am aware

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RoryAlsop @ThomasPornin now you both have a goal.

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD That's racist.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@RoryAlsop I wonder if Ken Allan sells his for meat?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@TerryChia why...?

oh haahaha!!

I did mean, of course, as Bruce Lee was the only one to ever beat Chuck Norris.

And he's dead now.

Rory Alsop

12:25

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman pfffffft - I thought you meant he has bears

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD Aviiiiid, Aviiiiid, why did you kill @TerryChia?

AviiiiiiiiiD

2 mins ago, by AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman I meant, cooked as meat. Not licked for mutual enjoyment.

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD Yeah, that's totally not a euphemism.

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman well, you know, one minute you're washing your car, the next minute you're dropping an atomic bomb on Singapore. These things happen.

@TerryChia "tasted llama"....?

no way Imma lettin' llamaboy here get away with that one.

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD "licked for mutual enjoyment"

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:29

@TerryChia I was being subtle.

oh no, did I kill the chat.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD You're as subtle as the a-bomb on Hiroshima.

AviiiiiiiiiD

so that makes 1001 things I've killed today.

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman you're an a-bomb.

Terry Chia

@AviiiiiiiiiD #simon

AviiiiiiiiiD

and no fair using a-bomb references twice in less than 5 minutes.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD "If you're having llama problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 mental problems, but Paul ain't one"

2

Rory Alsop

12:32

@AviiiiiiiiiD it's 102, not 1001

One Hundred and Two H-Bombs

One Hundred and Two H-Bombs is a collection of science fiction stories by Thomas M. Disch. It was first published by Compact Books in 1967. The stories originally appeared in the magazines Fantastic, Worlds of Tomorrow, Amazing Stories, If, New Worlds, Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine and Bizarre! Mystery Magazine. == Contents == Introduction" "102 H-Bombs" "The Sightseers" "Final Audit" "The Vamp" "Utopia? Never!" "The Return of the Medusae" "The Princess’ Carillon" "Genetic Coda" "White Fang Goes Dingo" "The Demi-Urge" "Dangerous Flags" "Invaded by Love" "Bone of Contention" "Leader of the...

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RoryAlsop hmm? No, that was a Carl-ism. as in, already killed 1000 orphans today.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD aviiiiiiid, aviiiiiid, why did you kill all the orphans?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman what would you rather I didn't kill the orphans? I don't understsand you at all anymore, Paul.

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Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD You are just, terrible today!

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman I did have a rather big breakfast, so that might be having an effect. Oh look, it seems I swallowed an entire person.

okay seriously, enough already. That show is sickh.

And the worst part is I could probably write a worse episode.

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

12:43

@AviiiiiiiiiD aviiiiiiiiiiid, you promissed you wouldn't eat people anymore for breakfast aviiid

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman and I promised not to explode orphanages too, and look how that turned out.

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Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD I'm really disapointed in you Avid

AviiiiiiiiiD

Burning orphans is like my least favorite activity.

Rory Alsop

an unrelated aside: how many stars do we get each day? :-)

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman I... didn't realize you were a guy.

@RoryAlsop TOO MANY.

@RoryAlsop ALL THE STARS.

Journeyman Geek

12:50

@AviiiiiiiiiD: so you do burn orphans then?

Lucas 'Paul' Kauffman

@AviiiiiiiiiD Why Aviiiid, is it because of my pink hat?

AviiiiiiiiiD

@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman no, you just seem effeminate.

;-)

Arperum

@RoryAlsop 20/room IIRC.

AviiiiiiiiiD

don't worry, we can send @ScottPack to verify you.

Rory Alsop

@Arperum :-) I can test that...

AviiiiiiiiiD

12:52

@RoryAlsop TWSS

Arperum

@RoryAlsop going to star the whole sandbox?

Rory Alsop

@Arperum you never can tell with stars

AviiiiiiiiiD

@RoryAlsop Life is like a box of stars. you never know what you're gonna get.

Arperum

@RoryAlsop I think pin/unpin might cheat the system though.

Rory Alsop

@AviiiiiiiiiD hydrogen fusion burns on your tongue, for one

Arperum

12:56

That also works to star your own messages

Rory Alsop

@Arperum At some point we'll rattle through and clean them off, but for now it's vaguely amusing.

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