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11:01 AM
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A: Is KeePass a good defense against keyloggers?

JoemollyKeylogger is a kind of ware which can record everything typed on the keyboard, including passwords. Micro keylogger is a kind of software that brings you all the logging features, it can capture screenshots.

can we please add "micro keylogger" to the list of spam bot keywords?
 
> it can capture screenshots.
That sounds like the most useless feature ever.
 
@kalina Estepona is nice, but possibly not as civilised as you might want. It's lovely but a bit off the tourist track.
 
and this one is a PII leak trolling that needs to be deleted
 
It's an hour drive south of Malaga
Thanks @Tildal
 
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@RoryAlsop sure, thanks for deleting it ;)
 
11:13 AM
Wow what happened? It must be serious when even @AviD is calling for adult judgement.
 
@TerryChia "even"?
 
@AviD Yes, "even".
 
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
 
@AviD Righttttt. ;)
 
@Adnan just find somebody drunk with a really thick accent. Surely they all know each other.
 
11:18 AM
@AviD "Hands up if your name is Rory"? I'm sure that will narrow it down.
 
@TerryChia sure, a couple dozen would probably answer. But at that point, does it really matter? You just grab any ol' @Rory and go get drunk with him.
@Rory is fungible.
 
@AviD ... am I ? That's good though, right?
 
@AviD Hmm.. where's Melon when we need him?
I need some photos of @RoryM to recognize him
 
@Rory is more than just a man. @Rory is a concept, a symbol, something elemental.... something.... terrifying.
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@AviD A different one
A recent one
I bet he's now 100 years older
 
11:24 AM
@Adnan that is what he looks like
@Adnan pffft
 
@Adnan still relatively recent
 
@RoryAlsop Oh, alright then
Let's see if I can get him to take a selfie with me!
Hahahaha.. collecting all the selfies!
Hey, @Terry, you in Singapore?
 
@Adnan Yes.
 
@TerryChia How much is ticket from here to there?
 
@Adnan "Here"? I also have absolutely no idea.
 
11:28 AM
Oh, only 600 EUR
 
@Adnan you going to zap round the world for Sec.SE selfies?
challenge Aarthi's Unicorn round the world travels?
 
@RoryAlsop my 4yo moves too fast to be caught on camera
 
you'd get interest from various TLA's - I reckon
@AviD aye - that's an amazing skill they have
 
her kindergarten sent dozens of pictures of the group. she was in only one, as a blur, and only because she was actually building something. Fast.
its exhausting.
 
hahahaha
luckily they slow down
eventually
 
11:31 AM
@RoryAlsop You would know. ;)
 
@RoryAlsop Yeah, you won't be able to make them budge when they're teens
 
@RoryAlsop yeah. my teenagers DO NOT MOVE AT ALL.
 
@TerryChia I keep waiting to slow down, myself
 
@RoryAlsop all that ibuprofen you pop daily helps, I'm sure.
 
@RoryAlsop Only 53467957947674596549654 decades to go.
 
11:33 AM
The one on the left stopped for a bit. The one on the right is my youngest
 
excellent job of hiding.
I tried that in high school too - covered my face with the long hair, teacher cant tell when I'm sleeping.
 
@AviD That's just because I have bits that are broken
Ibuprofen doesn't change speed
 
and... I just noticed I have the whole starwall, except for @FEichinger.
you bastard.
 
@AviD Not my fault you lol'd in Hebrew.
 
dammit.
 
11:37 AM
@AviD There we go.
 
:S
 
@AviD Look who's here
 
oy you lot, I go off on training and come back to my avatar plastered all over the room!
 
@Adnan is it:
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user image
 
@RоryMcCune Going to lunch?
 
11:43 AM
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@Adnan what sort of messaging you got (skype/groupme etc?)
the course is pretty busy so my connectivity time is real-limited at the mo' :)
but need to sort out for drink/food at some point :)
cool I'm raesene on skype...
 
@RoryM Lunch is at LAB006 and LAB005. So I guess I'll see you in one of those.
 
@RоryMcCune heya! hows it going?
is the conf awesome so far?
 
@Adnan ahh you're at the conf. today.. indeed I'll be there :)
@AviD well they're trying to shove a two-day course into one day with ... interesting networking... so ... busy :)
 
@RоryMcCune Ping me on Skype to give you my phone number. I'll text you (wink wink) if something changes
 
11:46 AM
I'm bored
 
@RоryMcCune heh, of course. so much to cover! so much to do! so little time!
 
also I don't like the new version of Sense
 
@kalina I envy you
 
better than the opposite, though, when they try to stretch a half day of content over 2 days....
 
@Adnan join at the end of the line
the new version of Sense is... all green
it's not a nice green either
there is the option to change it
 
11:47 AM
@kalina Is that the line where there's only one dude with a neckbeard standing there?
 
to purple... or black
@Adnan I don't have a single line that only has one person in it, you must be looking at the linux fan club line
 
@kalina Black also has some green.
 
@FEichinger black is a complete lack of colour
 
@kalina Nope, I'm looking at the "Jealous of Kalina" line
 
@kalina I'm talking about the Sense theme.
 
11:49 AM
I duno, I only got as far as purple and then figured they'd all look equally as horrible
other than that, it's a bit closer to stock android than htc usually go
 
@kalina That's the one thing I like about it. Well, that, and the fact that it's so much more efficient.
 
but even if you change the theme, it doesn't apply to the unlock code screen
which is still green
@FEichinger I only updated this morning, in between waking up and actually waking up
not sure on efficiency yet
 
My phone no longer runs flat half-way through the day. Which is great.
 
I did notice the "extreme power saving" mode though
 
And the "extreme power saving mode" is adorable.
 
11:51 AM
it just looks a bit... bright
 
Ahhh.. I went to another Asian restaurant last night. Shitty service and bad food. In the end, the dude had the audacity to ask me for a tip just after yelling at me for asking for more water.
 
I don't really know how to put my feelings towards the new version of Sense into words
 
I said "For what?"
"Tip. You don't know what tip is?"
 
@Adnan Maybe they're just loud? Like they can keep the level down just like they can pronounce l
 
I was so close to saying "Of course I do. It's what I gave your mother last night"
 
11:52 AM
 
@kalina You'll get used to it.
 
@FEichinger meh
 
@Kisunminttu No no, he gave me a very rude look at.
 
@kalina See, that's a word. And it describes it quite nicely.
 
The Asian food scene in Finland (at least where I live) is very different. Very nice and respectable people. Always smiling, always greeting you
 
11:54 AM
@AviD Spot on.
 
ok I've had my semi intellectual conversation for the day
 
@Adnan And now I'm thinking, what if they're just being passive aggressive over here, since we're more reserved in Finland and we never tip.
 
Uggh.. and I've also been to a group meeting "Cambridge Humanist Group"
The most pretentious group of people I've ever met
 
pretentious
 
@Adnan Enjoyed the vegan lifestyle?
 
11:55 AM
@Adnan Haha - Why'd you do that?
 
that's the word I'd use to describe the British
like the world owes them something
 
@Adnan please check your whatsapp.
 
@Adnan here too. In fact we still get invited to events by a Nepalese restaurant we used to frequent over 10 years ago.
 
"I own my own company. We do blah blah at my own company. Oh yeah, I need to get that fixed for my company. Have you heard? I have my own company!"
 
@Adnan slap them upside the head. It helps.
 
11:56 AM
@RoryAlsop I guess then this city is just shitty at this
 
@kalina Hey now, at least that has some basis in truth!
 
It won't stop them being pretentious, but you'll feel better
 
@Adnan no you're referring to upper middle class
 
@Adnan I should start my own company.
 
@kalina No no, @RoryA is talking about Asian food
aaand, one semi-old lady came in with a young dude. "This is Peter, he's helping me fix my garden"
 
11:58 AM
@Adnan heh heh
 
and all the time they were touching each other's legs and other intimate stuff
Yeah, he's taking care of your garden alright
 
Is this image failing for anyone else? @Scott - does it need updating?
 
@RoryAlsop Works for me
 
@RoryAlsop Works for me
 
dammit - why is it broken for me
 
11:59 AM
@RoryAlsop Works for me
 
@RoryAlsop i had that last friday, 90% of all the images were its alt text or a "no image found" icon, even after restarting my iMac it was solved etc.
 
"iMac"
found your problem
 
@kalina heh
 
@AviD Any quick getting started guide to hg to recommend for someone who already knows git?
 
hginit.com
ah, actually if you already know git, its more a question about seeing the differences.
hginit might still do the trick, though - the differences in syntax and commands are trivial. There are a few small, but critical, differences in practice and workflow, coming from the difference in philosophy.
 
12:12 PM
@AviD Cheers, will go through that.
 
I have just created a masterpiece
this monstrosity is TWO HTC Ones in length
well, more like 1.95 HTC Ones in length
no
 
I'm sorry, I really need a filter on my mouth.
"mouth"
 
yes
especially before you come across as a hypocrite!
this thing is going to smoke so well
this, is the end of my day as we know it
 
ahh now it is all clear
 
@AviD What else would she call a "masterpiece"?
 
12:16 PM
@FEichinger music
@FEichinger art
@FEichinger movies
@FEichinger tv
@FEichinger garden arrangements
@FEichinger cooking
@FEichinger assembly and securing of all interior cabling inside a PC
@FEichinger computer games
@FEichinger the zen energy from a room that has been arranged well
@FEichinger electrical wiring inside my car
@FEichinger a man turning up to a formal event, dressed formally, without being prompted
@FEichinger my life game plan
@FEichinger hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy
@FEichinger the one and only matrix film
@FEichinger all of these responses to your silly question
@FEichinger the number of pings you have received in the last few minutes
@FEichinger the fact I've gone on this long without anybody breaking the flow of my monologue
 
@kalina noope
hahaha
 
I mean, hi
 
Dang I should have gotten a prntscr of that message
 
@FEichinger well applied facepaint
 
@Nick Shame on you.
 
12:23 PM
I'm bored now anyway
liven up
do interesting things
entertain me
oh right, I'm in a channel full of information security specialists and PHP developers
who am I kidding
 
@kalina and a lot more developer of different languages
 
@kalina PHP developers are entertaining.
You have so many ways to make fun of us.
 
@FEichinger I... er... no... that's a different kind of entertaining. That's more like monkies throwing poo at each other
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@kalina why don't you entertain us?
 
@RoryAlsop because that always reaches the boundaries of acceptable conversation and then the fun police arrive going WAH WAH WAH
 
12:28 PM
@kalina there is a lot of entertaining before the wah wah's kick in. Entertaining does not even need to involve topics that the fun police hate
Or
You could learn security
If ya like
 
@RoryAlsop BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
 
It pays okay and can be fun
 
@RoryAlsop I would literally rather eat my own face
 
@RoryAlsop There is already a pop star with infosec knowledge.
@SwiftOnSecurity
Every single tweet should be good. Founder and CEO of SwiftSec, an elite computer security company. I also sing songs.
449 tweets, 5.5k followers, following 305 users
 
that's obviously not really Taylor Swift
 
12:32 PM
@kalina Obviously.
 
@TerryChia Obviously.
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
Obviously?
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
12:34 PM
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@kalina Obviously.
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
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@kalina Obviously.
 
STOP IT.
IT PINGS ME EVERY TIME.
 
12:35 PM
@FEichinger why?
 
@kalina Because I still haven't removed your name from my alerts list.
 
you know, that's pretty much as close to stalking me as you can get without actually stalking me
 
I'm done anyway. Stuff to do, patches to write.
 
wait so
 
@kalina I'm not exactly stalking you, I'm keeping tabs on whenever the Bridge starts talking about you again.
 
12:36 PM
if I type "kalina"
you get pinged?
 
Indeed.
 
this has some epic potential for abuse
 
Of course it does.
 
@kalina obliviously.
 
12:37 PM
@AviD Nono, @Simon isn't around today.
 
^-- That's what you can ping me with.
 
cute
he has angel on his list as if that's my name
also, case sensitive?
why would you make it case sensitive?
 
@kalina Actually, that has a different reason.
 
yes I know, you have an addiction to angel cake
 
@kalina Because I originally used it for FIRE and fire - and only for those.
 
12:38 PM
delicious moist angel cake
 
I have a bug to fix anyway, so I might actually fix that, too.
 
heh... bugs...
 
I wrote the script to catch you setting fire to people so I can update the list.
Just FYI.
 
why didn't you just write the script to update the fire list?
 
Because I cba to deal with the false positives.
 
12:40 PM
dump them all into a table and then have a control panel like page where you approve or reject them
 
@kalina Because PHP developer.
 
@kalina How's that any better than manually extracting -- SHUDDUP @TERRY -- them?
 
@FEichinger less manual labour
I mean, right now - you're copying and pasting stuff
I mean really
might as well sign up for geocities while you're at it
 
whereas with my method it would still require human intervention but you'd just be clicking a single button
ONE SINGLE BUTTON
ONE. SINGLE. BUTTON
per post
 
12:42 PM
So what. It's not like you're setting fire to hundreds of people in a day.
Not. Worth. The. Time.
 
...anymore
 
At least the alerts script can be useful to other people.
 
@kalina You should make it worth @FEichinger's time.
 
I never told you this but the reason I quit stack exchange was because you didn't update the fire lists fast enough
 
Write a script to join random chat rooms and set random people on fire.
 
12:43 PM
me? write a script?
you've got to be joking
I have a fully sentient artificial intelligence to undertake such mundane tasks
 
@kalina I don't think @Simon qualifies as intelligence.
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@kalina Yes, of course. That clearly was the one and only reason.
 
I will just go "Here Chekhov, set fire to zese pezents"
 
@kalina You're using me for other purposes. Yer own bloody fault.
 
and Chekhov will respond "NIET! STOP VASTING MY TIME WIZ YOUR MUNDANITIES"
 
12:45 PM
for some reason there is now a picture of me with a lizard.... ( ? @Kisunminttu)
 
and then I will say "ffs, I can't even invent a man that does what I want"
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@RоryMcCune Thank you so much, it was fantastic, a real highlight of my day :)!
 
@Kisunminttu you must be having a slow day
 
@kalina Oh, quite the opposite.
 
ooo ice cream van
 
12:49 PM
@Kisu Answering your message (no more Internet on the mobile): Yes, yes you can.
@RоryMcCune Yeah, that's @Kisu's lizard, he's called Lizzie or Thhhhhhe. I find Lizzie easier
She likes when I take pictures of it in places, doing stuff
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@Adnan You actually let @RоryMcCune play with your lizard?
 
@TerryChia I love it when Scottish people play with my lizard
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oh, they're remaking back to the future
 
@RоryMcCune And I have a matching one, but in a different colour. It gets up to no good and I send pictures of it to @Adnan . I take Lizzy everywhere with me.
 
interesting, I expected a horrified "noooooooooooooo..."
 
12:57 PM
@kalina They better not ruin it.
 
@kalina Patience ...
 
they're not really, I'm just reading how the flux capacitor was supposed to work so that I can experiment with next door's cat
 
Although I won't know either way. I've never seen any of the original back to the future movies...
 
@DavidFreitag wha...?
 
Or the goonies
 
12:58 PM
Back to the Future is one of the handful of movies that predates my existence that I've watched
repeatedly
and Dirty Dancing
 
I've seen about half an hour of one of them, I don't know which.
 
@kalina I hope you want to experiment, rather than experience with next door's cat.
 
@Kisu Here you go
 
@FEichinger no idea what you're talking about
:P
 
@kalina YOUR EDITS FOOL NO ONE, YOUNG LADY.
NO ONE.
 

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