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10:00 AM
wow, good first hit. That's a possible winner right there.
Let's call it, and say you already won. No reason to continue.
 
@AviD You have a low pain tolerance, huh?
 
Does it hurt if you twist the testicles a full 360 degrees?
 
Thanks, dear, I just cringed.
 
@FEichinger not pain, grossness.
 
If you squeeze one testicle does the other one get bigger?
 
10:01 AM
@FEichinger I have a feeling she will be experimenting soon.
 
@AviD I think answering her questions could reduce some of the imminent pain.
 
If you are lucky enough to come across a penis big enough to wrap both hands around it, is it appropriate to proceed with executing an indian/chinese burn?
Do guys enjoy being snowballed>?
 
@kalina Regarding this one, Clerks says "some do".
 
In fact, I'm pretty sure "what is snowballing" is a question that would result in much blue intervention if it ever got asked
 
@kalina Fun fact: some men enjoy this sort of stimulation, but with lubrication.
 
10:04 AM
@kalina no, only if it got answered here.
 
@Kisunminttu well obviously with lube but I meant without
 
okay, I am going to slowly close this window, so I dont have to wind up kicking everybody and deleting everything.
 
@AviD snowballing is where...
 
Please use some adult judgement about what is appropriate in this forum.
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It's where the <redacted> in the <redacted>'s mouth is mixed with saliva and then <redacted> into the <redacted>'s mouth
 
10:05 AM
@kalina oh I know, from that movie.
 
@AviD Please use the correct terminology and realise that this is not a forum.
 
@kalina you are wrong, of course.
 
I'm never wrong
 
it is clearly this:
A forum (Latin forum "public place outdoors", From PIE *dʰworom "enclosure, courtyard", i.e. "something enclosed by a door"; cognate with Old Church Slavonic дворъ dvorŭ "court, courtyard". plural fora; Englash plural either fora or forums) was a public square in a Roman municipium, or any civitas, reserved primarily for the vending of goods; i.e., a marketplace, along with the buildings used for shops and the stoas used for open stalls. Many forums were constructed at remote locations along a road by the magistrate responsible for the road, in which case the forum was the only set...
 
@AviD this is not an open space in the middle of a Roman city.
 
10:08 AM
Finally! I'm logged in from a PC!
 
@Adnan just in time for you to see @AviD playing with fire and then promptly remembering he should wear protective clothing when doing so!
 
Oh, and FYI, Chat.SE is now fully available under HTTPS
 
@Adnan Whoo!
 
@Adnan "ohwowmylifeisnowfinallycomplete"
 
what has been going on in here while I was away? ... @AviD - have you been playing with the naughty kids? :-)
 
10:11 AM
@RoryAlsop he dared us to push the boundaries
and then immediately regretted it
 
that's never going to end well
 
that's.... not exactly what happened.
 
yes it is
 
But I can understand how @kalina saw it that way.
She always sees it that way.
 
and if it isn't, it's your fault for not elaborating
 
10:12 AM
actually, I was pretty clear in asking you to NOT push the boundaries.
then I dropped the mike and said fuggit I cairnt be arsed
 
@AviD You know how it is with her. You say "Don't push the boundaries!" all she hears is "Show me what you've got!"
 
@FEichinger I was begging for mercy!
Hath she have no pity?
 
BWAHAHAHAHAH.
Pity? Her?
Right.
You should know better than that.
 
hello
 
Great! Thank you, Anglia Rusken University!
SSH is blocked
 
10:17 AM
@Adnan whut? why?
@emberfang hello
 
hey nice to meet you
 
@emberfang Hi there!
 
yo
 
@RoryAlsop Yup, can't SSH to my home server. It's not a port rule, they have some DPI going on. I have another daemon running on some obscure port.. no go.
 
@emberfang salut
@emberfang comment ça va?
 
10:18 AM
not bad, I did a stupid thing on a bug bounty site though
 
@kalina I said stop it! God damn it!
 
visited one?
@Adnan ...?
 
lol
 
@Kisu Hop on a plane and come here ASAP!
 
@Adnan is clearly going through @Kisu withdrawel
 
10:19 AM
@kalina hahaha - is he a sucker for French?
 
@kalina I find French very sexy
 
They said "We are looking for anything except user enumation" so I go find a user enumation and get all excited and submit it :|
 
if this gets any worse he'll be dry humping random objects like a dog
 
@Adnan Wait, lemme check with my boss
 
10:20 AM
@kalina how is that any different from before....?
 
@Adnan thanks for letting me know, I will take this under advisement
 
@kalina :|
 
@Adnan Oh, hey, did I mention I enrolled in a French course?
 
@kalina You want to torture him, don't you?
@Kisunminttu Sneaky, but well played.
 
@Kisunminttu pourquoi et ou?
 
10:21 AM
@Kisunminttu I think the only French you need to know is "voulez vous coucher avec moi, c'est soir?"
probably enough to reduce him to a dribbling mess.
 
@Adnan why are you speaking to me in French
I only just enrolled one minute ago :(
 
@kalina Hehehe... like she needs to say anything to reduce me to a dribbling mess
 
what's so bad about bug bounty sites anyway? I'm just using it to try to improve my skills a bit (although it's not working out)
 
@Kalina One look at @Kisu is enough to put me in the mood, all the time, every time.
 
@Adnan I am prevented by @AviD from contributing further to this conversation
@Adnan kilana?
KILANA?
 
10:24 AM
There, fixed.
 
actually that sounds like an easy way of admitting to the world that I am kalina without actually saying "I am kalina"
 
what kind of sec stuff do you all do?
 
forthcoming track name -> kilana
@emberfang I don't
 
@kalina Now that you told the DMZ, that's not going to work either.
 
I specialise in a field known as identity security
 
10:25 AM
@emberfang I trick management into giving me large amounts of money for pretending to fix their company's security issues.
 
I am one of the world's leading pioneers of the field
 
I bet you do more than just pretend
 
@AviD is a script kiddie, he runs things like sub7 and thinks he's a haxxor
the only real security professional in here is @Simon
 
@emberfang that's a big question
 
@kalina wots sub7?
me no haxxor
 
10:25 AM
I ... I think you just took that one too far, @kalina.
 
ME SEKOORITEE JENEEER!!
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@AviD I burst out laughing
 
@AviD this is obviously not a serious question
 
you mean not a serious answer :)
 
er, no, it had a "?" on the end and therefore it was a question
 
10:28 AM
@emberfang Oh yeah, absolutely. Frequently, I go home to have hot sex with @Kisu
Want more details on that?
 
@Adnan yes
tell us everything
in fact
 
@kalina Sure
 
@Kisu tell us everything
let's start at the top and work our way down
 
@kalina it probably would not shock you to hear that I actually did have to google that. I totally did not remember it, it is so far below the level I work at I simply forgot about it so long ago.
 
do you like his hair?
how are his eyes?
 
10:29 AM
At first, I love to look at her for a couple of minutes, admire her body fully
 
can you see his soul through his eyes?
oh wait, this is adnan, there is no soul
 
@kalina twss!
 
what about his lips
do you like his lips?
 
shiite, its really getting out of hand, @RoryAlsop do something!
 
this is going to take several minutes before I actually get to the juicy questions so I'm just going to skip down a bit
how are his hands?
do his hands feel good all over you?
does he have big hands?
 
10:30 AM
Then I proceed to touching her. Every time, getting to know every inch of her, appreciate every curve, and taste every bit
 
@kalina I adore everything about @Adnan
 
are they strong hands?
 
@Adnan @Kisunminttu I am putting a moratorium on this conversation unless you abide by the First Rule of the Internet: Pics or it didnt happen.
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is this the right chat lol
 
@Kisunminttu you are bad at sharing juicy details
 
10:30 AM
@emberfang Yes. Just the wrong people.
 
haha
 
@kalina Nope, I have moderately sized hands, but they're quite alright strength-wise
 
@AviD you realise you've just asked them to post sexually explicit pictures
 
This room was placed in timeout for 1 minute; the topic of this room is "The first breach costs you an arm...." - conversation should be limited to that topic.
I think you all know why.
 
@AviD I think I'm going to keep this tab open - every time I pop away you're encouraging them ;-P
 
10:32 AM
haha oh god im so sorry
 
Alright, now we continue...
 
That was indeed much-needed.
 
@Adnan :*
 
@RoryAlsop gawd no!
 
anyway I've just been studying web app security basis
 
10:32 AM
@Adnan you're supposed to be at an OWASP event. Go OWASPing!
@emberfang excellent career choice!
 
@emberfang YES PLEASE LETS ALL TALK ABOUT WEB SECURITY
 
@RoryAlsop They're showing us how much the OWASP webpages suck
 
not me though, I'm doing contracts.... :-(
 
@Adnan well, that's true
 
@RoryAlsop seconded
 
10:33 AM
@Adnan - stoppit you!
@Adnan I always wondered why they couldn't get a better web presence
 
@RoryAlsop, I don't enough about it as a career choice yet - just trying to get involved a bit and evaluate if it's something I could do
 
right
I leave my desk for coffee
miss the timeout
major victory
 
@Kalina Victory? Hehehehe...
 
@Adnan moderately sized hands, eh?
 
I like talking about that regardless of your alleged influence
 
10:35 AM
@FEichinger how big are your hands?
 
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
 
@kalina Yeah, they're quite alright, though. They can reach places
 
@RoryAlsop turns out it was a political disagreement back in the early days.
 
@kalina please just no.
 
although I'm obviously interested in knowing who has the biggest
hands that is
 
10:36 AM
That ... wasn't even my problem with the question.
 
:16225292 A pic next to a banana usually helps
 
-.-
 
flag bombing is just such a pita
let's nip it now, eh?
 
if I say no are you going to ban me?
 
@RoryAlsop Alright. You're actually right
 
10:37 AM
ssh don't tell him that
 
Can't SSH :(
 
My problem was that this is the wrong channel (at least, right now) for this whole conversation. There's someone here who's not familiar with the room climate with a serious, site-topic-related discussion.
 
besides, this is a political movement
 
@Adnan lol
 
@AviD Did you just hebrew-lol?
 
10:38 AM
hey I'm not bothered it's fun here, hopefully I bring up my thing later on :)
 
@kalina I'd rather not, but if it looks like being a toss up between a suspension of an individual and a bunch of non-Sec mods storming in to deflag...I know which way I'd side
 
I am protesting that Stack Exchange treat Stack Exchange chat like Yahoo chat, and I am protesting until they treat Stack Exchange chat how they'd like us to treat Stack Exchange chat
 
@AviD لول
 
@FEichinger heh, it happens.
 
@AviD it looks like an upside-down lol
@kalina erm...I don't know what yahoo chat is like
 
10:39 AM
@Adnan Clever
@kalina Is that where you can get the Ask Toolbar?
 
@RoryAlsop like the DMZ but with less adults getting in the way
 
@kalina Oh man! I used to go to Yahoo Chat when I was younger
 
@kalina That's nice and fine and all ... But decency - and, more importantly, timing would still be appreciated.
 
@kalina ahhh
@FEichinger Yep
 
Back in my experimentation days
 
10:40 AM
oh the joy of having teenage kids. One just made me some delicious nachos.
 
GOD, WHY AM I ACTING LIKE AN OLD PERSON AGAIN?
 
I'm not sure anything truly indecent has occurred
 
closes window
 
definite upside.
 
as for timing, I'm having a hard time believing that a discussion about sexual acts is frowned upon more than flooding chat with pony pictures
most importantly, however, when I refilled my coffee cup, I also got a bowl of cereal
it's been quite a while since I last appreciated how incredible crunchy nut cornflakes are
it's like cornflakes and honey and nuts and crack cocaine mixed into one delicious package that you just can't stop eating
 
10:43 AM
@kalina well - it is really. And flooding chat with pony pics would also be frowned upon. Mostly because it gives the wrong impression to any new folks in, and especially when said folks are trying to ask actual security questions
@kalina the kids like crunchy nut - I'm not a fan
too sweet
 
@kalina like this?
Cracked, of course.... cracked.com/blog/…
 
that's disgusting
 
I got honey cheerios, they're the best
giant box at half price
 
okay okay. lets just...
escalating this cannot end well.
 
I'm really sorry to the mods.. this must happen every time someone new comes :P
 
10:45 AM
lets just leave it at that...
 
I saw an interesting poster near my neighborhood, it was a MLP smashing a swastika and it said "against fascism!"
 
@emberfang psh, it's me, not you
 
@emberfang Nope, it basically happens al the time.
 
@emberfang actually, it is less so.
 
that's what they all say
 
10:45 AM
@emberfang don't you worry at all, we're nice people, I just react badly to mcdonalds
which is not surprising when your list of E number additives requires multiple pages
 
Is it safe to come back now? ... Looks like it.
 
nope
quick, @Fei is here, shock therapy time
 
@FEichinger Is it ever?
 
@Arperum What are you doing here again?
 
I HAVE THE PERFECT THING TO POST
it's a picture of a huge cock
 
10:47 AM
@kalina How about ... no?
 
like a rooster
 
@FEichinger I am bored at work, and the Bridge is asleep in the mornings.
 
obviously
 
@Arperum Not as asleep as usual, though.
 
@FEichinger Too much asleep to keep me awake though.
 
10:48 AM
shame that, the bridge used to be nice and active
I guess the denizens of the bridge are all dribbling fucktards and must have pushed away the active people
 
@kalina That was when you were around, and there were less insufferable mods.
 
"inb4"
 
@FEichinger Half of the bridge is blue now at times.
 
@kalina No, I was much clearer in my wording.
 
@FEichinger hence why it was in quotations
I am internalising a complex situation
 
10:51 AM
I want to make a joke about the "complex situation" now, but I know better than to bring the conversation back to that.
 
Montpellier, Aya Nappa, or St Barths
actually scrap St B. It's too much of a league of its own and I can't be bothered with the jet lag
maybe somewhere in Spain actually
I've never been to Spain
 
@RoryA Any news from Rory M?
 
Where is a good place to go in Spain that has a nice beach for a first visit to Spain?
 
@RoryA Oh, never mind now. Lunch is at 13:00. I'll probably see him there
Hmm.. I'm not sure I'd recognize him, though
@Kalina Huston, TX.
 
@Adnan Houston is in America
 
10:58 AM
@Kalina Hmm.. Then Helsinki
They have nice beaches there
 
hardly warm though, are they?
 

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