The DMZ

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kalina

18:00

at my current rate, I only need to sell around 2500 more tracks to make 50 mil

release

so now the question is how I can optimise

FEichinger

2 mins ago, by kalina

@FEichinger porn.

kalina

either increase the amount of tracks I'm writing or increase the amount I'm getting paid per track

also!

revenue from other sources, for example compilation cds and albums and DJ'ing

and porn

you realise everybody else is going to get back and read through all of this?

I guess the solution is to type out so much that they can't be bothered

I reckon another 1000 lines or so should do it

I'm going to need your help though

Nick

Im back after a painful boring unexpected format

kalina

because I'm bouncing off the spam limiter already

Nick

Did I miss anything good?

kalina

18:04

nothing ever happens in the DMZ

there is nothing to see

FEichinger

@kalina I do, yes.

kalina

everybody here is dead right now, please leave a requiem after the tone

FEichinger

You are the one saying those things, though, so ...

kalina

Nick

@kalina that usually means I missed something realllllyyy good xD

kalina

18:04

you were thinking it

I was merely echoing your thoughts

@Nick we established that there are two religions in the DMZ

FEichinger

@kalina Riiight ...

kalina

one of them is the Roryhood of Rory and the other is the Church of Avid

basically all the cool people are followers of the church of avid

and all the rories follow the roryhood of rory

Nick

@kalina What if I want to be an atheist :P

kalina

@Nick you know where the 'leave' link is

I mean, er, hmmm

wouldn't want to upset all of the non believers, maybe we should make religion illegal and persecute all of the believers instead

FEichinger

@kalina That includes yourself.

kalina

18:07

my life is just one long story of persecution and strife

how I'm still alive at this point is beyond me

@Nick - @adnan sprayed the wall with his stuff

I think that's the most interesting thing that has happened all day

FEichinger

@kalina I have my theories about that ...

kalina

COCAINE

Nick

@kalina -_-

kalina

jeez do I need <sarcasm> markup

I'M BORED

I'm going now

Nick

@kalina nah the sarcasm detector worked xD

FEichinger

18:10

@kalina YOU ALWAYS ARE

kalina

your fault

Nick

@kalina you always say youre leaving yet everytime im on I see you on xD

kalina

because you use PHP instead of a proper programming language

you don't work for Ubisoft

and therefore it's your fault Watchdogs is bad.

Nick

@kalina php is a proper programming language... well for websites but still

kalina

8 hours ago, by kalina

@TerryChia sure the error is php and the exception is the user who chose to use it

Nick

18:12

@kalina same goes for most other languages

FEichinger

@kalina Well, yes, of course it's my fault that you're experiencing boredom.

@kalina And I resent this remark. I have nothing to do with the lack of quality in Watch_Dogs.

Nick

@ton.yeung honey what?

@ton.yeung its a project.. if that helps thats all I know

@ton.yeung 404 information not found

Rory Alsop

18:53

@ton.yeung because it is Sec.SE

:-)

bye the way - that was a hellish commute. And I can blame it all on One Direction

an extra hour, just because some teen band is playing a show at Murrayfield

All the traffic was going the right direction, but 49 mph slower than they usually do, in a 50 mph zone

@ton.yeung no, I don't want a fan base below the age of consent

@ton.yeung prd?

@ton.yeung heh heh

I have set up various honeynets and honeypots

what might you need to know

Our most successful one was effectively a portable wireless honeynet. One laptop simulating end users, one simulating servers and one monitoring the others through a one directional connection

Gilles

Q: DNS Spoofing: Man in the Middle Attack using Ettercap

I am trying to implement a Man in the Middle attack using ettercap tool. The scenario is explained below: I am running ettercap tool on my machine, using which all the traffic from victim's machine will be routed through my machine. Now, comes the DNS spoofing part. Whenever, the victim accesses...

Do we want this here? Looks borderline to me

Flag it on SO if you think it should be migrated here

Rory Alsop

@Gilles - yep, flagged for migration

@ton.yeung Well, there are two schools of thought. The 'out-there' school expects to see and learn from attack traffic, the 'firewalled' school expects to divert activity to the honeynet, and away from actual targets.

Both have their merits and downsides

Simon

Q: How do firewalls impact on network security

Firewalls filter the traffic when a user uses internet resources. But actually how does they impact on the security of networks?

firewalls

I attempted suicide after reading this question.

Rory Alsop

@ton.yeung was my downvote

@ton.yeung No matter what, you know that if the honeypot/net gets traffic, that source should be considered bad, so research, or at least intelligence, is always a benefit

@ton.yeung I haven't used any of those I'm afraid

@ton.yeung well, even just alerting gives you a heads up