@DavidFreitag Oh that's how they get you! They tell you it's good, they tell you it's for Easter, they deceive you with the cream topping. But then you bite...
@Gilles When the Russians attack, Finns would through them in the sauna with Swedish girls. They'll never go out alive.
@DavidFreitag Actually, the 90 degrees sauna is on the lower range. Most people wouldn't go below 95 (203F). But just so you know, the thermometer in the sauna is numbered to 120 (248F)
@DavidFreitag A sauna session is usually like this. 5 minutes in the 95C sauna, then you run out and roll in the -25C snow or jump in the almost frozen water. Then you repeate 3-4 times
@DavidFreitag If one day you come here, you'll now why.
@DavidFreitag In American standards, you'll see that average in Finland is actually 7 for Finnish girls, and about 8 for Swedish-Finnish (they're Swedes but they were born and they live in Finland, they're Swedish-speaking Finns).
@Svetlana I see. Honestly, all i want is to not be in America. I want to get out before we start killing everyone. Having a sexy european counterpart would just.. make the rest of my life.
Even then, if i managed to nab one of the moderately attractive girls, it would be more than i could even hope to dream for.
Mostly it's the diversity in europe that attracts me so much. In america you can drive for weeks and it's still the same old shit. In Europe you can drive for a few hours and the culture is sometimes extremely different.
@DavidFreitag IIRC, Americans get a 3 month stay visit in Europe without applying for a visa or anything. With 1000 euros and CouchSurfing, you can see a lot of Europe.
@DavidFreitag You know, in Europe they have a program to encourage immigration. So you get paid 10000 euros if you can get somebody to come here. That's why I'm trying to convince you and @Simon to come here.