The DMZ

Anonymous

1:00 AM

he even has a doberman - the original spooky dog.

forest

One of the "wives" is like an 8 year old girl lmao

Anonymous

Hahahah, jesus.

forest

And when she heard the horrible dub of her voice, she ran out of the movie theater crying.

The "wives" were rented from a model agency. The directory wanted to give them all cat tails, but the agency nixed that idea. That's why they have those odd almost-tail red things on their dresses.

Anonymous

Well, I am going to watch this properly tomorrow. I cannot wait, actually.

MechMK1

@forest The OG lolicon, I see

forest

1:03 AM

don't lewd teh loliz!

MechMK1

I would never

You know how I am

forest

:^)

Anonymous

I really want to watch this while high as fuck.

Anonymous

What an experience that would be.

MechMK1

My mushrooms are dying and I don't know why

sadness forever

Anonymous

1:06 AM

My new album cover...

Anonymous

Anonymous

Album name: Manos the Metal Man I

Anonymous

Consisting of 14 tracks of pure Manos madness.

Anonymous

Each containing a unique sample from the film.

MechMK1

>Manos Madness

I kek'd

Anonymous

1:08 AM

Heh :D

MechMK1

It's gonna be Manos Mania

Anonymous

Thank you, @forest :D

forest

:P

Anonymous

I take back what I said about A Clockwork Orange.

Anonymous

Very high production quality in comparison.

Anonymous

1:09 AM

Maybe Droogs and Manos should form a group.

Anonymous

@MechMK1 :D

icantcode

0

Q: Imagine a world, where there is a meme stackexchange

People will look back on it and inevitably ask: "Why was it created?", "Why does it have such great memes", and "Why does this perfectly some up humanity?" Let us unleash the power of memes by unleashing this stackexchange to the world. Proposal: Meme

life

Help join this momentous occasion

Anonymous

@icantcode You mean mementous occasion?

icantcode

bruh

Anonymous

:')

icantcode

1:10 AM

yes

forest

@icantcode 10/10

MechMK1

[yeet.se] needs to be a thing

icantcode

if this gains traction, it will be the greatest thing to ever bless stackexchange

MechMK1

The problem with making a meme se is that the memes will inevitably be tame af

forest

>Example questions

>Why does donald trump have such orange hair?

Anonymous

1:11 AM

@icantcode With the exception of Mech, right? :upside_down:

Anonymous

@MechMK1 +1

forest

@icantcode Imagine Memes.SE doing raids on other SE sites, a la 4chan.

icantcode

Yes exactly

the logistics can be worked out later

MechMK1

Imagine if there was just straight-up no moderation

Anonymous

Oh boy...

forest

1:12 AM

This man is onto something.

MechMK1

And within 2 weeks it would all just be Hitler :D

No, like, actually.

No mods

Go all in

Let the community show its absolutely worst

forest

The /b/ of Stack Exchange.

MechMK1

Everyone is anon too, like a fucking masquarade orgy

forest

But fewer Facebook roll threads.

MechMK1

I still have all my old Hiddenlol memes

icantcode

1:13 AM

Aren't there mods for se in general

MechMK1

Some real gems

icantcode

that can edit all se sites

forest

@MechMK1 Instead of a button "Answer your own question" it would say "samef*g".

MechMK1

@icantcode Nope, only per site

@forest fucking kek

icantcode

@m

forest

1:14 AM

@MechMK1 Well there are some mods who have mod on all sites.

MechMK1

HNQ needs to be disabled tho

icantcode

@MechMK1, It's all coming together now

forest

HNQ could be a raid target.

MechMK1

Otherwise HNQ would be flooded with questions like "Who are (((they)))?"

forest

MARBLECAKEALSOTHEGAME

that shit

MechMK1

1:15 AM

"Did you just lose the game?"

icantcode

Can you guys write some example questions

MechMK1

I just wrote two

icantcode

Okay

I can only see mine

forest

"How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?"

icantcode

loll

Anonymous

1:16 AM

When a floppy disk and drive love each other very much...

MechMK1

@forest they need to do way instain mother

forest

@MechMK1 I am truly sorry for your lots.

MechMK1

J is too young

God I'm 26 and I'm an oldfag

forest

Ah the days of Yahoo Answers. Glorious.

MechMK1

I swear I'll get banned today

Anonymous

1:17 AM

Anonymous

I am a zoomer.

forest

> They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

MechMK1

Only the banned know the end of ~~war~~ fun

Anonymous

I only know zoomer memes.

MechMK1

"How can I get stains out of my fursuit?"

Anonymous

1:18 AM

I got a meme you'll like Mech.

Anonymous

But.. If I post it.

MechMK1

Please share

Anonymous

I am for sure getting banned lmfao.

MechMK1

I'll share one of mien

A really spicy one

Anonymous

How long is a ban?

Anonymous

1:19 AM

24 hours?

forest

5evar

MechMK1

30 min

Anonymous

30 minutes!?

Anonymous

ONLY!?

forest

Well 30 min is the automatic ban. If a mod sees it, they can make it longer.

MechMK1

1:19 AM

Do you have any idea how often I took 30

Mods asleep, post loli

Anonymous

Hmm. I wonder how long I'll get for this.

forest

I've been banned in here for telling @MechMK1 how a mod abused his powers in another chat.

And that was for hours, I think.

MechMK1

Honestly disappoint nobody told me to mix amonia with bleach

Fucking kek

Anonymous

meme.

MechMK1

Also, wanna know the best momet I ever had on 4chan?

icantcode

1:21 AM

See thats the problem we live in fear of the mods

MechMK1

Anonymous

^ agreed.

icantcode

This kind of thing would be smiled upon at meme se

MechMK1

Didn't get better than this

forest

It could have tags like [dank] and [surreal].

MechMK1

1:21 AM

Here's one for you

I'll leave it up

forest

I don't get it.

Anonymous

I don't get it.

Anonymous

snap...

forest

Looks like an electron micrograph.

Anonymous

Looks like a Minecraft witches nose.

MechMK1

1:22 AM

I see you need something more obvious

Anonymous

Haha, yes :D

MechMK1

How about a Haiku?

forest

wait

I think I know what it is.

Based on the upper shape.

MechMK1

:D

Anonymous

I am still baffled.

Anonymous

1:24 AM

Too big brain for me.

Anonymous

I'm a simple man...

forest

jesus

MechMK1

It actually is a haiku

forest

Now that is not very subtle.

DELET THIS

:^)

MechMK1

:DDD

oy vey

Anonymous

1:25 AM

Okay, that was funny.

forest

Seriously we're gonna get on one day and your name will have become (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous

^ :D

MechMK1

See the problem is it's 2 in the morning and mods are actually asleep

forest

MechMK1

I'm just waiting for Rory to come online tomorrow, seeing all the fucking memes and being like what the fuck happened yesterday?

Fuck...

I'm a newfag, help

forest

1:28 AM

@MechMK1 Google "mods are asleep post sinks". This might be too dark for your fragile mind.

Anonymous

The only meme I see here is the chance of a woman getting stuck in the sink and needing the plumbers help...

Anonymous

Oh, right.

MechMK1

Ah fuck, I knew it

Should I run stego over it or would my mind be better off if I didn't?

forest

The days when the internet was truly the wild west, for better or for worse.

@MechMK1 I just searched "kitchen sink" on DDG images and posted the first result lel

MechMK1

That's the time I tried to forget

forest

1:29 AM

Those days were the best, despite all that was wrong with them.

MechMK1

Q: "Can we get a gore thread?"

forest

Oh /b/ still has those threads, but now they're called rekt threads.

MechMK1

I know, I know

I still want a gore thread on SE

Reminds me of that vid of that guy cutting his balls off

Fucking weird

Anonymous

YIKES.

forest

sssh, @J-- is too young for this.

Anonymous

1:31 AM

I remember I once saw a video on liveleak of a man being crushed by a tank...

MechMK1

That's not even in the top 10 of the most fucked up things

forest

^

Anonymous

jesus...

MechMK1

The cartel vids are weird

forest

Not even in the top 50, tbh.

MechMK1

1:31 AM

Like dude just going hay on a guy with a chansaw

Anonymous

i cant take things like that. it makes my stomach upset.

MechMK1

I could correct that to chainsaw, but chansaw fits better

Or shooting at a prisoner with a .50 BMG

forest

I first saw that kind of thing when I was... maybe 12? Gave me the thick skin I have now.

MechMK1

"Brazil" also used to be its own category on bestgore

forest

>mfw MechMK knows bestgore tags by heart

MechMK1

1:32 AM

You don't?

Anonymous

You guys had this shit, the only bad thing I had was Twitch :D

forest

No I just know the "people who saw this page came from the search:" list which is arguably more disturbing than the content itself.

Anonymous

It is... Nothing in comparison hahahah

Anonymous

How times have changed...

MechMK1

I'm sure quite some stuff has been livestreamed on Twitch though

I'd bet quite a lot of crimes too

forest

1:33 AM

And Facebook, too.

MechMK1

Yeah of course

forest

Some 12yo kid killed herself on Facebook livestream because she got catfished by a meme. And of course the family tried to get it taken down so it proliferated everywhere and is archived everywhere.

MechMK1

Didn't brandon livestream too?

> Subscribe to PewDiePie.

Anonymous

I really stayed away from a large part of the internet for most of my life, wow..

MechMK1

The internet is such a giant shithole because the human race is such a giant shithole

Reminds me of the alexa incident

forest

1:35 AM

@J-- You weren't around when the internet was rough.

MechMK1

Where the people who had to analyze the queries that alexa didn't understand had to listen to some really horrible things

forest

What we have today is tame.

Anonymous

Mmm, sounds it :D

MechMK1

Yeah, internet lost its edge

forest

@MechMK1 I don't remember that.

MechMK1

1:35 AM

I remember one case where a woman was raped and desperately cried for help

forest

@MechMK1 Oh it still has its edge, it's just drowned out by... normalfriends.

MechMK1

Imagine listening to an audio recording of that

forest

@MechMK1 On Alexa? Holy shit...

MechMK1

As part of your job

Well, Alexa records everything

forest

That's also gross.

MechMK1

1:36 AM

And if it doesn't understand a "query", it's sent for "manual review" at times

Imagine you get to hear children say "Awekwa, pwease pway weews on da bus" 10 times in a row and suddenly you hear a woman crying and screaming and begging for help

Anonymous

That is... Jesus.

MechMK1

Other domestic abuse cases too

Anonymous

I don't think I'd really ever unhear that.

Anonymous

I don't deal well with such things.

MechMK1

And you know what Amazon did? "Lol sucks to be you lmao"

forest

1:37 AM

kek

Classic Amazon!

MechMK1

Same here. During my studies I analyzed a laptop that was used for forestic investigations

As you may imagine, I found some remnants of those investigations

You don't unsee that shit

Anonymous

Some people seem to though...

Anonymous

Or maybe it is an act and they don't.

MechMK1

They just bury it under layers

It always comes back

Anonymous

Yeah, I guess that makes more sense.

forest

1:39 AM

@MechMK1 Clearly that laptop should not have been moved out of chain of custody.

That was on them.

MechMK1

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But one day, you sit in your room, watch sports, drink a beer and see a TV commercial, and suddenly a tiny detail reminds you of that thing

@forest Yup, improper sanitization

On a CVSS rating, that would definitely be an S:C

Laptop was the problem, now I have the problem.

forest

My mind has been numbed to that. I can't tell if that's bad or not.

But at least I'm very rarely made uneasy by what I see.

Anonymous

I get uneasy from out of date food...

MechMK1

I can't remember what the last thing was that really irked me

forest

Unless it's harlequin icthyosis...

Anonymous

1:40 AM

You guys watching videos like that :D

MechMK1

Probably the guy eating his eye

Anonymous

I don't even like small holes...

Anonymous

Well, with the exception of a few.

MechMK1

Oh yeah, that shit

forest

lel

Anonymous

1:41 AM

But what I Am actually referring to is

Anonymous

trypophobia

MechMK1

fucking lolicon :D

Anonymous

:')

forest

pffft

MechMK1

>tfw no okaa-san to ara ara me

forest

1:42 AM

There's something wrong with your mind if that's where you go when you hear "small holes".

MechMK1

Why even live?

Anonymous

@forest Oh believe me...

Anonymous

I know...

MechMK1

People act like that's desirable

My gf was quite "tight" and all that it got me was that she constantly complained I was too big

Anonymous

I have been waiting to grow out of it for 4 years, Forest.

Anonymous

1:43 AM

Still waiting :D

MechMK1

"My dick is too big" sounds like an amazing problem to have

But in reality all that it gets you is a gf that rarely ever wants to have sex

Anonymous

Based on your viewing material from before Mech, you could have tried to cut it in half, no?

Anonymous

:')

MechMK1

Not for her

I wouldn't have even cut my beard for her

Anonymous

Hahhahahaha :D

Anonymous

1:44 AM

Fair response.

MechMK1

What is it with some women and thinking they get treated like a princess for absolutely 0 input from themselves?

Anonymous

I find that is more to do with people not just women.

Anonymous

But generally I noticed it comes from people who never got told no, ever.

MechMK1

It's like those who put "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" and her best is saying "sigh If you want, we can have sex tonight" and her worst is a fucking panic attack because a guy with the same first name as you just sent the message "Happy birthday, Jessica<3" to some random woman you never heard of.

True story, by the way

👌 <- I was this fucking close to finding out how the barrel of my rifle tasted

Anonymous

Ouch that is... Rough.

MechMK1

1:47 AM

Just take out my fucking rifle, load it, look her in the eye and tell her that she did this to me, then blow my fucking brain out

That thought is what kept me going through that incident

forest

Guess you can't handle her at her worst.

Anonymous

Reminds me of that Escape the Fate song.

forest

Is that the anti-weeb girl?

MechMK1

fucking kek :D

Yeah

Anonymous

Escape The Fate - Not Good Enough For the Truth In Cliche MUSIC VIDEO

►

MechMK1

1:47 AM

Also, you wanna know the best moment with her?

Anonymous

^^ this one.

MechMK1

I'll listen to it in a second

Anonymous

@forest :D

Anonymous

@MechMK1 Please share, I want to evaluate how normal it is based on everything else you said about her.

MechMK1

The best moment was when she just acted like an angsty teenager for a week (she was 21 at the time) and I told her "You know, you act like a teenager. I don't want to be in a relationship with a little girl. I want to be in a relationship with a woman. And right now, you act like a spoiled 14 year old brat"

Anonymous

1:48 AM

I love this song. Fucking amazing song. Totally emo as fuck. But fuck it.

MechMK1

Do you want to guess what her takeaway was?

Anonymous

I cannot even imagine... Could be anything based on what you said before. Something very dumb though, no doubt about that.

MechMK1

Was it...

a. "My behavior is not appropriate for my age. I realize that my boyfriend wants someone who shares the responsibilities of day-to-day life and have a fulfilling relationship with someone mature."
b. "My breasts aren't big enough for him."

Anonymous

Oh sir, sir I think I know

Anonymous

raises hand

Anonymous

1:50 AM

is it b?

MechMK1

Protip: It's the one that doesn't involve changing your behavior in any way

Anonymous

:D

forest

She sounds insane.

Anonymous

Guess I scored 1/1 on this test then.

MechMK1

She was

Anonymous

1:51 AM

@forest She is. Mech is lucky to be rid of her.

MechMK1

I just didn't realize it at the time

Anonymous

I am glad he is.

MechMK1

And once I did, I needed a plan how to get out

forest

So now you're free to like 2hu? :D

MechMK1

Wanna see my daki?

Also, sadposting again:

forest

1:52 AM

Wait do you actually have a daki?

MechMK1

Cuddling to my daki and pretending it's Minamoto-no-Raikou, who is happy to hold me and care for me, has given me more emotional fulfillment than 5 years of relationship to a real woman ever did.

Of course I do

Bought it about half a year after my break up

Anonymous

You know, the one thing I feel when hearing this from Mech is how lucky I am...

Anonymous

Like, really.

MechMK1

You honestly are

forest

You've got a pretty high powerlevel, then.

MechMK1

1:53 AM

This relationship completely destroyed me

forest

Why didn't you get out of it sooner?

MechMK1

Because she was completely helpless

She always told me how she had nowhere to go

And she was fucking retarded. I couldn't just tell her "Get out of my house, not my fucking problem"

She always told me how her family would not take her again

forest

Seems you had all the leverage but used none of it.

Anonymous

I should note Mech, as to be realistic about my life, the first year of my relationship was by no means what it is now.

Anonymous

So things are never perfect, but I am sure you know that.

MechMK1

1:54 AM

So basically, for about a year, it was "either you kick her out and live with the fact that you basically caused someone to be homeless or you just suck it up"

@forest I was too much of a kind-hearted soul

I honestly couldn't live with the idea of her being homeless because of me

I wanted her to have a place to go when I left her

So of course, she noticed that, and made sure she kept telling me how she had no place to go

I don't even remember what the straw was that broke the camels back

It wasn't the sandwich situation

forest

Sandwich situation?

MechMK1

Would you like me to tell you?

Anonymous

Yeah I am very lucky. I don't even remember the last time I argued with my girlfriend.

forest

I... I don't know.

MechMK1

@J-- Be happy. I am happy for you!

Okay, so I will tell you

Anonymous

1:56 AM

I can be up for 70 hours straight and she doesn't care. No matter what I do she often doesn't care. Or complain. Unless I do something seriously not okay.

Anonymous

I can imagine if you did that

Anonymous

your ex would have gone NUTS

MechMK1

I had a project that week, where I had to be on-site at a custiomer in another city.

Usually, during those times, people take hotels close to the customer's office. Luckily, that office had a hotel right across the street. Would have been easy.

But of course, her intense distrust of me wouldn't allow that. She thought if I took a hotel, that would mean I would cheat on her. You know, because through my intens social skills, I'd be able to do that........

So my only option was to commute there, every day.

Anonymous

Pretty sure I've heard this one, straight crazy.

forest

wow

MechMK1

1:59 AM

I would wake up at 5:30, leave the house at 6:00, arrive at the train station at 6:45, catch the train at 7:00, arrive in the other city at 8:30, and arrive at the customer's office at around 9:15. Then I would work there, catch the train home at 17:30, arrive in my city at 19:00 and then at home at ~19:45 - 20:00

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