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6:09 PM
LOL. I've just looked at his "papers."
 
got fed up - loads of flags, loads of downvotes, rude OP - Boom comes the mod hammer
 
oh? I haven't had the time
 
you can put the popcorn away now folks :-)
 
lol
 
@schroeder Is he fugly?
 
6:11 PM
@Simon no - he's not fugly
 
@schroeder Oh what now, you got a crush on him?
Tsk tsk.
 
@schroeder They''re all copies of the same paper, seems. With 4 co-authors. And less than 2 pages long.
 
Silly Vancouverians.
 
what on earth did his papers have to do with the topic here?
 
@Simon silly canadians
ftfy
 
6:12 PM
stp
 
@Simon slp
 
@RoryAlsop mlp
 
@RoryAlsop sorry can't edit it
 
@schroeder Yes, the whole paper, that five of them wrote, is less than two pages long.
 
@Simon 2 PAGES?!?!
 
6:13 PM
@Xander awesome - don't you know how important he must be then?!!!
 
@schroeder I DID NOT SAY THAT YOU DONUT.
 
lawl
 
@RoryAlsop I think he believed they would give him credibility, in general.
 
it should be part of the tour
 
@RoryAlsop woo free flags
my work here is done
 
6:13 PM
if you're an idiot in Sec.Se you'll be dragged to the DMZ and shot
 
@RoryAlsop I tried to edit them out, he rejected it = on my bad side
 
@Flyk dammit - did I approve one of your flags - must be slipping (;-P)
@Ohnana nonono - don't tell the idiots about this place
 
dammit, did I cancel my deployment of rubber nuclear weapons to scotland?
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@Flyk that's what we're calling them is it?
 
@RoryAlsop but we can chat flag
 
6:15 PM
@RoryAlsop sure is
 
for great justice
 
do they have excellent bass response?
 
@RoryAlsop incredible bass response, 5Hz to 100Hz
 
lol
 
100% accurate
I tested them just using a bass note sliding between those frequencies at varying speeds
 
6:15 PM
user image
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nearly killed me
 
I'm picturing something like that
 
@RoryAlsop put a pony on his face
 
I'm picturing more like collapsed in a heap, thighs together trying to say "what the hell is happening to meeeeeeeeeeeee" while shaking
all glassy eye'd and everything
 
@Xander I cannot read without a IEEE membership - do you have direct links?
 
@Flyk wow
 
ah - thanks
 
@RoryAlsop might as well go the whole distance
maybe that's the problem with my sex life, just... assuming it will be good
maybe if I approached each encounter with "this is going to be the worst sex of my life", at least then everything will meet or surpass my expectations
@Simon are you busy?
 
inb4 pls
 
@Flyk hahahaha
 
6:20 PM
oh, I already basically own the star list, do I push my advantage and dominate it or give everybody else a chance?
 
I think you'll find I'm on top :-)
 
@Flyk I'm at work, why?
 
@RoryAlsop I think you'll find I'd know if you were on top
@Simon nothing... nevermind
 
@Flyk inorite:-)
 
ok bye
 
6:25 PM
@Simon bye
 
why the hell is youtube suggesting conspiracy videos to me
 
@Ohnana I think it fits you perfectly.
 
@Simon SHILL
 
wat
 
but seriously why is it telling me about the illerminate
i don't care
 
6:30 PM
This month's Mensa magazine has a good article on why people want/need/enjoy conspiracy theories
while pointing out that the vast majority are utter bunk
 
[drops hint that he's a member of Mensa...]
 
lol!
 
@schroeder I've mentioned it enough times I assume all you folks know
 
lol
 
why do they need to tell geniuses that conspiracies are dumb
 
6:32 PM
believe me, it's a lot less cooler than you imagine
@Ohnana because they are 'special' people
(not so huge generalisation)
 
@RoryAlsop oh i know
 
WAY less cooler
 
@Ohnana I only sat the test to get a higher score than my kid brother
...and then youngest brother beat us both :-)
 
oh shit
 
lol
 
6:33 PM
not that we're competitive in any way
 
player 3 entered the arena
 
@Ohnana yup - whupped us
 
@RoryAlsop How old is the youngest? 4764?
 
hahahahahahaha
 
i have to say, all the Advanced placement kids in my catholic high school were either A) non-conformist atheists, or B) highly influenced by whatever authority figures said. there was no in between.
it was weird
 
6:40 PM
That is indeed weird.
OH MY GOD I HAD SUSHI LAST NIGHT AND NOW I'VE BEEN CRAVING FOR SUSHI ALL DAY
FFS WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
@RоryMcCune Should sushi be illegal?
 
SUSHI
 
@Simon no like all other substances you, as an adult, should be allowed to consume it and look after yourself :)
 
:(
 
@Simon and I know ... that is a bit of a stretch.... to call you an adult :op
 
That's what made me sad.
 
6:42 PM
@Simon sorry, happens to us all eventually
 
🍣 🍣 🍣
 
@Ohnana Nice squares, do they make it for men?
 
@Simon you and I are on linux, I was hoping a windows person would start freaking out about my cool sushi emoji
 
jrg
@Ohnana In any environment where it is restrictive, you either get the rebels or the sheep.
 
o
 
jrg
6:44 PM
@Ohnana oh nice sushi emoji.
 
:O the package gdouros-symbola-fonts lets you use unicode emoji
life == complete
 
jrg
I wish I could go back to Linux... :(
 
OH I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
 
@Simon Superman can.
 
@ThomasPornin He can do plenty of other cool stuff.
Can he have sex with a Human or that would kill him (who knows what he's into)/her?
 
lulz at the cheesy synth in the back.
"ding ding ding ding ding"
 
@RoryAlsop aand now I have that song stuck in my head
 
Yeah, it's catchy.
 
@RоryMcCune Well now that's just your fault for clicking the link.
That took entirely too long to type... must ingest more caffeine
 
@DavidFreitag yeah I was singing it in my head before I even clicked the link
after I clicked the link I was thinking that cher wasn't wearing much..
 
6:55 PM
@RоryMcCune Yeah that's before my time.
 
@DavidFreitag it's nearly before mine
that's how old Cher is
 
@RoryAlsop Whoa.
 
@RoryAlsop I didn't think an amino acid could sing...
 
@DavidFreitag Cher is primordial ooze
 
@DavidFreitag Did these kind of jokes ever work on a woman?
 
6:58 PM
@RoryAlsop I imagine her tracks must primarily consist of gurgling sounds.
 
@DavidFreitag you have heard her music then, eh?
 
@Simon I would not use such a joke in that kind of situation unless I knew she was a nurd ahead of time and would understand it. Even then probably not.
 
@DavidFreitag Good boy.
 
@RoryAlsop Nope not really, but I think that's the only sound a puddle of chemicals could make.
Besides, I don't do jokes, I do situational humour.
 
@DavidFreitag Do you use legendary pick up lines such as "Did it hurt?" "What?" "Did it hurt when you fell out of the sky, angel?"
 
7:02 PM
@Simon Ahmno. If I was really interested I would just walk up and ask her out after some light conversation. At this point there really isn't any sense in playing coy.
 
Booooring.
 
I don't go to bars or clubs, so I only ever see girls in public places. The opportunity for things like that is just nonexistent.
 
You could use that line at McDonald's.
I'm sure it'd be glorious.
March flew by so damn fast, I can't believe it's already the end of the month.
 
@RoryAlsop There is always a chance that we get meta-popcorn :)
 
@Simon "Landed on your mum so it wasn't that bad actually"
 
7:09 PM
@Ohnana I'd bow down and leave.
 
7:23 PM
enigmail for thunderbird just got an interface facelift
and it's actually really useable
 
Will Thunderbird ever become usable though?
 
it's better than outlook
 
YOU FOOL!
 
lol no
 
Well, I gotta say that I got used to it but it was a pain to migrate from Outlook to TB.
And on Windows 8.1, it randomly freezes.
 
7:26 PM
@Simon bug report.
 
@Ohnana Yeah that's what I should tell people to do.
 
@Simon be the solution man
 
I'm already the solution man for a bunch of stuff here, I can't be for everything.
Especially when I haven't experienced it myself.
 
oh i thought you mean it was freezing on you
never mind
 
Nein, I'm on Linux now, remember? :D
 
7:29 PM
:D
 
@DavidFreitag UDER?
 
@Simon Eh?
 
@DavidFreitag You're allowed to cry:
 
@Simon I must not be in the mood for HS
 
@DavidFreitag :OOOOO
 
7:42 PM
@Simon Yes I'm not nearly caffeinated enough to enjoy this. Send it to me tomorrow when I'll hopefully be well slept.
 
@DavidFreitag Yeah, even myself sometimes get annoyed at music when I'm super tired.
 
@Simon Nope it's not all music. I find that when I'm tired all I want to listen to is metal
 
metal isn't music
damn, I glad I kept this running until the breakdown
actually, no I'm not, it wasn't that great
 
You're right, it's pure awesome.
 
had a brief moment of flicker and then it was meh hardstyle again
 
7:57 PM
@Flyk shouldn't that have been a Flyker?
 
no that would involve me having something to do with it
and if I had something to do with it, the breakdown would be super epic and the defining moment of somebody in the world's life
 
@Flyk yeah I must admit I listened to that track and kept waiting for it to get good, only to realise that autoplay had moved on to the next one...
 
8:34 PM
@RоryMcCune would it surprise anyone if I said I was disappointed by it as well
however my 8 year old is jumping up and down to it dressed only in a shark towel
 
@Simon I dig it.
 
9:10 PM
^best depiction of hacking ever, or BEST depiction of hacking ever
 
@RоryMcCune My guess is that the writers figured "Hey, it works when two people play the piano together, so surely that would be awesome for these new-fangled computer-thingies too!"
I mean, let's face it. A keyboard is just a piano with really small keys that do entirely different things.
 
@Xander I'm struggling to believe it wasn't ironic, but yeah that could be it
 
@RоryMcCune Have you read Digital Fortress? I have lost my ability to believe that modern writers have the ability to reach the educational threshold of knowledge that would be required for "ironic." But I hope you're right. :-)
 
@Xander well i had tried to block that memory from my mind, but now I remember <shudder> I have read that
 
It would mean that all is not lost for those who come after us.
@RоryMcCune I have not bought, nor read a Dan Brown book since I finished that one. It was too much, and I could not handle any more.
@RоryMcCune But in spirit, it was eerily similar to the NCIS "hackers."
 
9:21 PM
true
 
@JourneymanGeek my condolences
@RоryMcCune we should turn that into a ctf challenge, "double hacking"
 
9:49 PM
@Xander Really?
 
@Simon Yup.
 
@Xander Kewllll.
 
10:02 PM
 
 
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11:48 PM
@CodesInChaos I saw Ivan Ristic re-tweet that this morning. Looks interesting.
 
@LucasKauffman heh, about the old man?
He was my MP. I'm of the opinion he should have retired years ago.
 

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