> A COBOL programmer made a killing on the Y2K bug, so he had himself cryogenicly preserved.
He left instructions to have himself woken up when the last COBOL program had been replaced, so that he could enjoy his retirement in peace.
The old programmer woke from his artificial sleep, groggy, but joyful and ready to enjoy his retirement.
"Ahhhh... what year is it?", asked the old man.
"It's the year 9999. You know COBOL, right?"