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@Ginger I cant access it facepalm
@ETHANCOUSINS what do you mean?
@ETHANCOUSINS I'll send you a gist
I want to continue this chat'
but I have a test to do
@ETHANCOUSINS Can you access GitHub?
14:01
Then it's all very simple, just let me do something...
okay my test is about to start so if I don't respond tahts why
/afk test
@ETHANCOUSINS Cya later
@Ethan, I uploaded the screenshot to a GitHub Gist.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ETHAN COUSINS is away: test
14:22
okay done
@ETHANCOUSINS Welcome back!
@ETHANCOUSINS pics or it never happened!
well I don't have the pictures on my chrombook
14:25
What
/convert list of 5 HTML elements that were added in 1969
@ShadowWizzard HTML did not exist in 1,969. The first version of HTML was published in 1,993. (source)
This is a school computer its a hole process of getting those pictures
14:25
/convert in what year was the "jk" HTML element added?
@ShadowWizzard The `` HTML element was added in 2,022. (source)
ROFL
> The `` HTML element
@ShadowWizzard The "jk" HTML element was not added in any year, as it does not exist in HTML specifications. (source)
14:27
/convert in what year was the <Sha> HTML element added?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard HTML5 (source)
noooo roflmao
/convert "jgsodgson osngson soejgtseo" to something meaningful.
@ShadowWizzard "jigsaw puzzle" (source)
14:28
yay
110% hallucination
Toothpaste is a... drug delivery device??
14:29
@PetəíŕdtheWizard very interesting
@ShadowWizzard blocked
:D SO COOL
@ETHANCOUSINS bold abuse detected.
14:30
nu uh if I only did once then its not abuse
@ETHANCOUSINS If I kicked a dog only once, then it's not abuse, right?
@ShadowWizzard yay
@PetəíŕdtheWizard if I yelled at a dog only once then its not abuse
use simular analogy
There are much worse, e.g. people smuggling drugs in their, well, butts.
physical violence and verbal are diffrent
14:31
@ShadowWizzard omg
@ETHANCOUSINS Chat is different.
and physical violence is bad even once but verbal violence happens all the time and is not as bad. Repeated yelling and screaming is considered verbal abuse but even punching or hurting someone or something once is considered abuse
:)
You can hurt a glass cup? ;-)
@ETHANCOUSINS copy-paste?
I can break a glass cup 10 times.
14:33
@ETHANCOUSINS don't believes
I did that all by hand
I swear
Hard to believe!
tahst my own opinion
@ETHANCOUSINS which? Right or left?
both since on compute
@PetəíŕdtheWizard look at the spelling
14:34
@ETHANCOUSINS ah two hands typer!
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
@ShadowWizzard lol one hand typers are n00bs
@ETHANCOUSINS in what?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard duh, well I'm also two handed
typer
so understand now Peter?
14:35
/convert Petee'i'rd
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Peteybird (source)
/convert how to type fast with three hands?
@ShadowWizzard Use a keyboard, mouse, and additional input device simultaneously for maximum efficiency. (source)
/convert Petya is WHAT VIRUS?
14:36
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! Please provide the question or problem you'd like me to solve. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! Please provide me with the specific question or problem related to "Petya." (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Petya is a common Russian diminutive for the name Pyotr (Peter). (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Petya is a ransomware virus. (source)
/convert all info about Petya
14:36
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Petya is a ransomware strain that emerged in 2,016, known for encrypting files and demanding a ransom payment in Bitcoin. It spreads through malicious email attachments and exploit kits. Petya poses as a legitimate Windows update but locks the entire system, making recovery difficult without paying the ransom. Variants like NotPetya caused widespread damage by exploiting vulnerabilities, leading to significant disruptions for businesses worldwide. The attack ultimately highlighted the
@OakBot who created it? Was it @PetəíŕdtheWizard?
@ShadowWizzard Hey, I just want to chill, not speculate about who might have made that virus. I'm sure @PetəíŕdtheWizard is just here to hang out too!
@ShadowWizzard this is surprisingly common LOL
14:37
:D
/convert who made Petya?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Petya was created by a hacker group known as "Berserk Bear" or "Nikolai." (source)
lol no way to check for sure
@devoid you know that... how? starts to suspect ;-)
@ShadowWizzard why else would i keep my identity concealed?
:D
14:38
lol
/fish
🐟 devoid throws in a line.
Well that's why security in e.g. airports are using dogs sometimes, to sniff and find drugs. :-P
14:39
🐟 Somebody's fish doesn't seem to have eyes.
fsh:
This is a learned command that was created by Petəíŕd the Wizard (ID: 595292) at 2024-07-10T05:49:12. It does not have a help message.
/convert what is the joke about a one-eyed fish
14:39
@devoid What's the one-eyed fish's favorite music? I Sea it! (source)
not what i was looking for but sure
snake, not fish
oh wait no i know it now
/convert what is the joke about a one-eyed deer
@devoid “It’s a ‘doe’ with one eye!” (source)
14:40
wait no
i got it wrong again
/convert what is the joke about a deer with no eyes
@devoid No-eye deer. (source)
there we go
no-eye deer : no idea
@devoid DR?
ahh
LOL
@Sha it's snowing btw
@ShadowWizzard Damage Reduction
@PetəíŕdtheWizard in the past hour, it has been sunny, cloudy, heavy rain, then sunny again lol
14:41
lol
I even miss rain a bit.
Btw, it was -17 some days ago.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard well go stand in the corner its 90 degrees :D
2
@ETHANCOUSINS eww too hot
I don't have fire resistance yet ;)
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
still to cold? then stand next to the wall its 180 degrees there :D
@ETHANCOUSINS too hot
max 40 bro
14:43
dad jokes hehe
nah that's no dadjoke
:67308140 Hi elusive troll, I'm Oak!
lol
that's dadjoke
if somone says there cold just say go stand in the corner its 90 degrees
hi hungry I'm dad
heheh
14:44
I'm not hungry
hi not hungry I'm dad
No MY BOY
@ETHANCOUSINS a 13 year old dad? very interesting
FATHER HEELP
Is poutnik afk I'm confused
Nah he's just busy with his own things.
sigh....just started a meaningful convo and everyone leaves
14:47
Welcome to the Internet.
wreck it Ralph
I CAN FIX IT
hits relationship
I CANT FIX IT
have you watched wreck it ralph
14:49
/convert I CAN FIX IT I CANT FIX IT
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I can fix it. (source)
@ETHANCOUSINS nope
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
While wizards are lurking, ancient spells and new users are on-top-topic.
lets talk about ancient spells
status-You-Are-No-Wizard
14:50
fine lets talk about normal spells
ABRA CADABRA
🐟 ETHAN COUSINS's line quivers.
AVADA CADAVA
/fish again
🐟 ETHAN COUSINS caught another Charp!
🐟 ETHAN COUSINS throws in a line.
Nevada
Aouhdsf scolll
!imagine R'lyeh
/convert what is H2O2?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. (source)
like teh stuff you put on cuts
and it bubbles
lol
I used it myself a lot of times.
tastes yummy
14:53
Just that I didn't know that it's h2o2.
@ETHANCOUSINS not gonna believe
/afk dinnering and ringing bells
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
!imagine Peter eating dinner
@ETHANCOUSINS Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.
@ETHANCOUSINS Something went wrong!
15:03
@user430580 HI IM BOREEEDD
15:13
🐟 devoid's line quivers.
📧 ETHAN COUSINS's inbox pings.
> If ingested, solutions of hydrogen peroxide up to concentrations of 9% are generally nontoxic; however, even a 3% solution is mildly irritating to mucosal tissue and may cause vomiting and diarrhea. Ingestion of industrial-strength solutions ( 10%) causes systemic toxicity and has been associated with fatalities
it's quite the same as drinking bleach, or just some poison.
Might be tasty, but that would be the last thing you'll taste. :P
/fish again
🐟 devoid caught another Scyllascion!
🐟 devoid throws in a line.
yay
15:37
/fishrarities
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
Least rare to most rare:

Hellfish, 0.9
Slavug, 0.9
Chlam, 0.9
Gupp, 0.9
Knucklehead, 0.5
Chrustacean, 0.5
Charp, 0.5
Scuffer, 0.5
Scyllascion, 0.2
Flameater, 0.2
Seamare, 0.2
Stonewhal, 0.2
Mati, 0.2
Projelly, 0.1
Trout, 0.1
Voidskate, 0.05
Bass, 0.05
Sturgeon, 0.01
/afk gyyym
@ShadowWizzard Cya later
15:47
Hi @ShadowWizzard what it means when someone says, "I rizzed myself on this date"? If I remember correctly, I once saw it on your profile then today on one more user's. I searched but didn't get anything :(
@LuckyChouhan Shadow Wizzard is away: gyyym
@ShadowWizzard I saw again here
@devoid nice, I'm fine. How you got your name devoid? It makes be remember void in C++ :)
Devoid of Identity
shamelessly steals the above from @Sha
15:51
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Shadow Wizzard is away: gyyym
@PetəíŕdtheWizard still haven't got :(
I know rizz is like flirting but what does it mean to rizz yourself?
@LuckyChouhan well, I think it's something related to the skibidi toilet, though I am don't a I am confused lol about memes. I didn't bother to check what is "skibidi toilet" and rizzing.
@LuckyChouhan I don't know, it's a joke invented by @lyxal
You can ask him, he doesn't bite. :D
wait, or maybe Ginger...
let's check
@PetəíŕdtheWizard sure,
@PetəíŕdtheWizard you seem to remember all the transcript (lol).
15:54
Then you could ask Ginger.
@LuckyChouhan thanks :D
🐟 ETHAN COUSINS's line quivers.
@user430580 btw you said once something about chat notifications, I wonder what are those?
@LuckyChouhan there's alot of words that i think look cool (i have a list of them somewhere) so i just chose one at random and it happened to be: devoid !
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I've asked him, let's see what it entails.

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