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07:17
@ShadowWizzard So, I ate a single pickled cucumber and drank about 100 ml of milk yesterday for dinner. Nothing bad happened. :D
07:58
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah so you asked the wrong question, let me fix that...
/convert what happens when you eat a pickled cucumber then drink 100ml of milk right after that?
@ShadowWizzard You may experience stomach discomfort or nausea. (source)
08:37
@ShadowWizzard Nope. I asked the right question, I just decided to only tell that today.
Argh, @Sha, misunderstandings are so annoying...
 
1 hour later…
09:42
asd
Why so quiet??? hello
09:53
@devoid hello world!
descends into a borehole with @OakBot under armpits
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Whoa, down we go, @PetdtheWizard! I guess we're just... hanging out. No sudden moves please!
lol
!imagine sage cells
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Something went wrong!
!imagine sage for teeth
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Something went wrong!
10:05
What!
Whut!
!IMAGIne
~ Have you tried the help command? This would help.
Lol
It's funny how that's the only prompt that returns different images
!imagine sage teeth
/define sage
sage (adjective):
wise through reflection and experience

sage (adjective):
grave solemn

sage (adjective):
proceeding from or characterized by wisdom, prudence, and good judgment (sage advice)

sage (noun):
one (as a profound philosopher) distinguished for wisdom

sage (noun):
a mature or venerable man of sound judgment

sage (noun):
a European perennial mint (Salvia officinalis) with grayish-green aromatic leaves used especially in flavoring meats

sage (noun):
salvia

sage (noun):
the fresh or dried leaves of sage
10:07
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm here to help, but please keep the conversation respectful! How can I assist you today? (source)
@PetlinBOT Hi here to help, I'm Oak!
lol
!imagine very unsage teenager
@PetlinBOT D. U. C. K. S.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard D. U. C. K. S. (source)
10:09
@PetlinBOT S. K. C. U. D.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard S. K. C. U. D. = 24. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! Just let me know what you need the final result for. (source)
@PetlinBOT imagine very unsage teenager
@PetəíŕdtheWizard An extremely unsavvy teenager. (source)
10:09
@PetlinBOT makeup
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! What's the makeup look you want to achieve? (source)
@PetlinBOT nothing
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Understood! Please provide me with the question or task you'd like me to summarize. (source)
@PetlinBOT pack cage
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cage packed. (source)
10:10
@PetlinBOT zork
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You are in a dark room. (source)
@PetlinBOT you are likely to get eaten by a borehole
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Eaten by a borehole. (source)
@PetlinBOT how much snow by average
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The average annual snowfall varies widely by location, but a common average for many regions is around 25 to 50 inches. (source)
10:11
@PetlinBOT per month
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I’m sorry, but I need more context to provide an accurate final result. Could you please clarify what specific information or calculation you're looking for regarding “@PetlinBOT per month”? (source)
lol
@PetlinBOT you're doing bad
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Understood! I'll provide just the final result. Please tell me what you need the result for. (source)
@PetlinBOT doh Simpson
@PetəíŕdtheWizard D'oh! (source)
10:11
@PetlinBOT borehole
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! Please provide the details or context for the borehole calculation or information you need, and I'll give you the final result. (source)
@PetlinBOT 1 woodchuck chucks as much wood as it is needed to bore a hole 10 inches deep in only 13 minutes, how much inches would it be possible to make from the wood that 4 woodchucks make in 2 hours
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 10 inches. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 240 inches. (source)
10:24
/convert 2 hours divided by 13 minutes
@devoid The result is 9.23. (source)
/convert 9.23 * 40
@devoid 369.2 (source)
i think petlin is wrong about the woodchucks
 
2 hours later…
12:17
/afk shoppin' on summer tires on snow
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@LuckyChouhan I'm great, How are you? I don't reply on weekends :P
@devoid Hi great, I'm Oak!
:D
Weekend Fun once a day keeps @devoid away
13:05
@PetəíŕdtheWizard !!
/convert five possible odors in human's armpit
1. Musky
2. Sour
3. Floral
4. Vinegary
5. Spicy ([source](https://www.convert.net))
13:08
calling Elon
running away in fear
@OakBot so, does Elon has Musky odor in his armpit?
@ShadowWizzard I'm not sure, and frankly, I don't want to know! Talking about armpit odors freaks me out. 🙈
13:18
HELLO EVERYBODY
I HAVE RETURNED FROM CAMPING
Bold overuse shenanigans.
What camping?
CELABRATE
:D
i was camping at fireside
you wouldent know
beacuse its in LA
;)
Oh, the ol' good typos...
@PetəíŕdtheWizard that was a apropriot shenanigans
13:20
why not
it was my return:D
/phish again
📧 ETHAN COUSINS caught another credit card number!
📧 ETHAN COUSINS sends some emails.
/fish again
🐟 ETHAN COUSINS throws in a line.
Alright.
!imagine ETHAN SCREAMING
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.
13:20
no more bold....for now
so what happens while I was gone
give me the rundown please
TL;DR: Nothing interesting.
no arguments?
tahts new
Well, I did flag something.
13:21
:O
what was it
Not gonna say.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Something went wrong!
waits patiently
hmmmmm
But I can tell that you're almost as annoying as the owner of the message I flagged.
hmmm
was it the other wizard
Tne6
hmmm
who was it
We have many wizards, btw, so "the other wizard" is too ambiguous.
@ETHANCOUSINS some random 15 year old.
makes sense
@ETHANCOUSINS Gleb
gleb
got it ;)
soooooo
what's the gist of what she said
and is it in trash?
13:24
@ETHANCOUSINS Not he.
@ETHANCOUSINS It's removed anyway.
or with ginger did she say anything?
@ETHANCOUSINS nah she's too smart to say anything flaggable. ;-)
@ETHANCOUSINS ?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard like in genaral did she speak at all?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard not important type
@ETHANCOUSINS nope
Well at least not in this room
at least I can always ask her a question BEACUSE shes like user
but I don't have any :P
sooooo
any news with user?
or russia
I'm interested
@ETHANCOUSINS Hi interested, I'm Peter!
my power grows master
my rein of terror spreads
:P
Im to kooky
you will probably find people to be a lot more interested in talking to you if you behave yourself instead of creating noise
3
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
@Ginger I can't agree more.
@Ginger ya its just that I don't know how
when I get nervous or things go qiet I just talk
and talk
and talk
until my anxiety stops
13:57
simple thing to get you started, try to use single messages for single sentences/topics
otherwise
I
would talk
like that
but that's just wrong. And it makes people very annoyed.
so don't stop typing until I finish my sentances?
And if you're gonna chat, please try making less typos.
Journeyman is dyslexic, yet he types very well.
that's just a part of me sometimes I don't even know how to spell it so I just am like. "meh"
@ETHANCOUSINS Well, that. But it's more deep than just that. It isn't that simple.
It's very hard to explain with just words.
I would suggest reading and internalizing the Chatiquette; this was written for Code Golf Stack Exchange's main chatroom, but it's a helpful baseline for how users of any chatroom are expected to behave
13:59
so.......don't keep typing until your question is answers?
@Ginger thanks a lot, I didn't know that such thing existed
of course I may be biased given that I'm an owner of that room :p

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