^ the above was a roundabout compliment, @Gareth. You make me feel dimwitted while i'm determined otherwise.
Still, haven't met anyone duller than i.
Keep looking. Thought a 2-week kitten would be.
Yet every day i learn something new. And feel like a know-it-all.
"Too much bathin' will weaken you."
"That ole' mouse just keeps nibbling away. When they chew through, they'll be dismayed."
"There's nothing in the cupboard, anyway. Life gets tedious, don't it."
(Don't worry, i've been asked for decades whether i'm balancing my own or anyone else's life.)
(That's called a track record.)
(Still feeling a little badass after fending off the latest offender. Ah life.)
In English, i sound like the person you just have to beat up. In Suomi, sound like Rip Van Winkle and ready to kick ass, so i've been told. But all it takes in any language is an emerald dagger (of a look) to convince someone they're wasting their time trying to take advantage.
Again, don't try that at home, or anywhere else. It helps to be born with/into it.
A little lighter, again for you @Rand al'wherever:
Don' make me go rhythm stick . . .
Best reason to be cheerful: "Anything that works!"
Second best: "Slap and tickle."
Among consenting participants!
(Truth be told, i never consent to slap.)
(Ask me about tickle, though, and then just try. One thing leads to another.)
No chimes? Here comes rhythm stick:
^ you better know that's metonymic.
Am i the only one here who pretends to speak English?
. . . that was a weird thing to type . . .
. . . I speak English better than 50%, on average . . .
. . . actually, the topic is more than interesting . . . many of us type English better than we speak it . . .
. . . what a rough common ground . . . think I'll lobby to change the official language of internet Suomalainen.
. . . in the meanwhile . . .
"small talk, talk that trash"
"articulate enunciation, it's only talk"
I miss you, Karen. You would've poked holes in all those strips. Right where it tickles.
Guess that's how it works. We reach for sunlight after some rain.
She has a beautiful voice. Welcome to burlesque.
She doesn't screech the high notes.
And the ensemble know how to sing "ach." One of the most difficult syllables.
But if you happen to watch, laugh along.
^really, rewind and resound until . . .
There are some other wonderful versions, mostly featuring Nathalie Dessay.
After I'm Lesley, Karen, Nadine, and Carol, I'll be Natalie. On a good day.
Until the one searched for:
. . . losing steam again . . . ain't there anyone less dumbstruck? . . .
. . . this is an open lectern! . . .
"A time for peace, i swear it's not too late."
Sure glad my emerald death stare doesn't show up here.
It freezes giants twice my size.
Inside secret (spoiler): Just look as if you don't care. What happens to you. Or them.
Once they realisze you don't care what happens to you, they get scared.
And helps to have stem cells in reserve.
Nonstop protest. With preternatural resilience.
Ps., don't try this is any of those ingredients are missing. Leave it to others.
One of these days i'll write a perfect sentence.
"So just complain about what you don't know."
nonstop protest . . . . . . . .