My friend is sometimes a real wise-guy, and, even worse, he's always late! When he's late to my house, I sometimes call him to ask what he's doing. He always gives one of four answers, and they all mean something else! If he says "I'm masturbaiting", it means he's at my front door -- he's a...

Based on Riley's recent riddle. Each answer will have two words with the same consonants in the same order. An example, for the newcomers: When Spies Collide which is of course a Now for the actual puzzle: 😎 vegan insult satellite performer permanence cow suit pun new c...

None stand above me. Except when none stand below me. Be careful with me...wish for me now, and love me now -- you may fear me seconds later. I am small, but I have given so much. I am small, but I have taken so much away. Hearts in my world there are many -- larger than mine not any.

So the initial response seems to be either 98 or 99 but I am almost for sure the answer is 115 but have a hard time explaining it. I posted it on Reddit math and they removed it because they said it was to simple but they didn't even read my reasoning as to why it is not 99. Also my Facebook fr...

FROM : Prof. Heart Laft (heartlaft@puzzling.se) TO : Dr. Spy Acornic (spyacornic@puzzling.se) SUBJECT : TRUTH 119101039114101 098101105110103 099104097115101100 098121 103111118101114110109101110116 attachment : This is my first puzzle. I appreciate any feedback to make i...

Introductions 1. Rearrange the sentences below into a good conversation! Alice: Hi Bob, how are you? Alice: I'm fine too, but my school is kinda suck. Bob: And how about you, how is your school? Bob: I'm fine, thanks. Bob: Ouch, what happened? Answer ke...

Oh, I really, REALLY love poetry in regional dialects: Ot wes thi bist uf tomis, ot wes thi wurst uf tomis, ot wes thi egi uf wosdum, ot wes thi egi uf fuuloshniss, ot wes thi ipuch uf biloif, ot wes thi ipuch uf oncridaloty, ot wes thi siesun uf Loght, ot wes thi siesun uf Derkniss, ot wes ...

There's a letter Having a quick laugh, but it can't let you do that when incomplete, Then a greeting, striking an emperor, And a man, a woman, a champion, Finally, something light, a goddess and her realm. Now, the letter's important indeed, but in the end what matters is what you ...

Once a king asked his adviser to write down a sentence that, when he reads it in happiness he becomes sad and when he reads it in sadness he becomes happy. What's that sentence will be ?

The following words have synonyms that build a famous phrase: along huge skill appear big duty What is the famous phrase?

I am small, yet tall. I am blind, yet have 100 eyes. I am silky, yet not to the eye. I crawl, eating humans. Who am I?

Last night, I was walking down the street then I got teleported in some kind of alien vessel. Some little alien showed up and told me : KDJUHW IJHIOUQ CCW IIIIIJJJ ! Then I responded : QOOCP, KPOW:: OKOKPPO? So he teleported me back, and I was thinking about what he said, which I don...

This is my first riddle I post here so please let me know how to improve. It's something that is mine, but yet others use it. It's more heard by me, than told by me. What is it?

Spent most of my life out at sea I've crossed a shark or two – or three Stayed calm – a skipper brave and tough Yet one of them did call my bluff Gorged on my leg with glee Not yet fully recovered me Got dropped off by my crew at B The lady waits for me at A Please tell me...

My prefix is under the earth. My infix is under the sea. My suffix is created by Chuck Jones My adjective is at the end. Where am I?

Friday fun trivia puzzle time. Goodluck all!

A wealthy wise old woman feared that her daughter was lazy and as a result rather stupid. When the old woman died, her will stipulated that her assets were to be liquidated and a check was to be written for the full amount. The check was to be placed in one of three envelopes. The other two envel...

My beginning lights up your world. My end if pretty logical. My middle is kind of sleepy. Some use me frequently - others never at all. What am I?

I tunnel towards myself. I am pinched into submission. I am fitted to this straightjacket, it is not fitted to me. I will not go quietly. I will entangle you still. If I was a meat eater...

My prefix is good; I'm skilled in my field. My infix is nonsense; I fall to pieces. My suffix is the massive weight of a hundred darts. All in all, I am minuscule, yet present everywhere. What am I?

I'm solving by 4x4 Rubik's cube (aka Rubik's revenge) by reducing it to a 3x3. However, I keep finding that once I've got all the edge pieces paired together I've accidentally moved the centre pieces around, so that they're in places that don't correspond to their positions on a 3x3 cube. To sol...

The Republic of Lateralia had been beset on all sides by hostile nation-states, each of which were eager to diminish the Republic's sovereignty. Lateralia's behemoth of an economy was an object of envy, and some ambitious kings and war-princes felt that the only way to become competitive would be...

In many ways, I am special. But I am boring next to the Cross. Knock the Cross down, and there's nothing -- not a single thing -- that I can't eviscerate. Play with me, play with my friends, be true to us, and we will bring you things you never knew were possible. But play nice! If you abus...

I was taken from the ocean, Cast far away. It's time to run, I should be set free. Please let me go, or you'll be sorry. Who am I?

If you are scorned and wrathful I will die for you If you are full of bliss I will die for you If you are wrecked with grief I will die for you I am loved. I am cherished. I am adored. And so, I am murdered.