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hosch250

My first "Hello, world" program.

TheDoctor

:P

hosch250

Not really.

TheDoctor

1:59 AM

}}no

TARDIS

TheDoctor

}}xkcd random

TARDIS

@TheDoctor Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.

hosch250

}}big meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-facts/9182#9182

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TheDoctor

2:03 AM

@hosch you should fill this out: docs.google.com/forms/d/…

hosch250

@TheDoctor Don't have time - now. Also, there are only like six questions that haven't been decided on, so why should I bother doing all of them?

TheDoctor

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2:22 AM

Goodbye, hosch250

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2:37 AM

Goodbye, TheDoctor

Oh, hello TheDoctor

TARDIS

3:13 AM

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TheDoctor

OOps

TARDIS

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TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 09:26:56 PM

TARDIS

3:53 AM

Oh, hello undergroundmonorail

undergroundmonorail

hey gurl

}}listcommands

TARDIS

@undergroundmonorail Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die

undergroundmonorail

}}fortune

TARDIS

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
-- actress Mary Pickford, 1925

undergroundmonorail

}}xkcd

TARDIS

3:54 AM

@undergroundmonorail Trains rotate the Earth around various axes while elevators shift its position in space.

undergroundmonorail

}}random

TARDIS

@undergroundmonorail 29.0367747664

undergroundmonorail

}}help

TARDIS

@undergroundmonorail I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands

undergroundmonorail

}}help random

TARDIS

3:55 AM

@undergroundmonorail I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands

undergroundmonorail

}}random

TARDIS

@undergroundmonorail 91.0149471955

undergroundmonorail

I'm guessing the upper bound is 100?

TARDIS

Goodbye, TheDoctor

undergroundmonorail

}}big Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

}}big tes

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undergroundmonorail

}}big t

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undergroundmonorail

Silently fails if the input is too long :c

undergroundmonorail

4:24 AM

}}big test
test

ohh

}}big "test"

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undergroundmonorail

}}big test

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undergroundmonorail

}}big test\ntest

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undergroundmonorail

4:28 AM

}}xkcd

TARDIS

@undergroundmonorail Trains rotate the Earth around various axes while elevators shift its position in space.

undergroundmonorail

}}random

TARDIS

@undergroundmonorail 52.4721012308

TARDIS

4:42 AM

Goodbye, undergroundmonorail

TARDIS

5:14 AM

Oh, hello undergroundmonorail

TARDIS

5:30 AM

Goodbye, Canadian Luke

Goodbye, undergroundmonorail

TARDIS

5:49 AM

Goodbye, Doorknob

TARDIS

7:09 AM

Oh, hello Quincunx

Quincunx

}}listcommands

TARDIS

@Quincunx Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die

Quincunx

}}no

TARDIS

Quincunx

}}big

}}big hello

}}help

}}no

?

@TheDoctor does your TARDIS fail when I give it the big command and there is no text after it? It seems to have done so.

}}listcommands

I KILLED IT!!! ALL BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY ARRANGEMENT OF FIVE!

TheDoctor

12:50 PM

}}test

hmmm

tst ing

hmm

TheDoctor

1:51 PM

}}ll

TheDoctor

2:19 PM

@Quincunx i know what happened. It never recieved anything over arguments, so it was waiting for stdin, which never came. I need to fix that.

m.buettner

2:38 PM

}}listcommands

oh

she's not even here

TheDoctor

2:52 PM

She is... i'm testing another version which posts new questions.

TheDoctor

3:17 PM

Darn

hosch250

3:39 PM

}}big

}}help

}}test this

}}this=55;

}}listcommands.

ProgramFOX

4:18 PM

}}listcommands

TheDoctor

6:02 PM

:(

TARDIS

10:25 PM

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11:07 PM

TARDIS has materialized at Monday, May 12 at 05:07:53 PM

TheDoctor

Oh doctor, you're so silly!

TARDIS

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TheDoctor

What???

TARDIS

Triggers: New user

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Q: Alphanumeric Hello World

Your goal is to write "Hello, World!" (minus the quotes). This is a popularity-contest, so most up votes wins. Code length will be used to break ties. Anything goes, as long as it is within the following rules: All characters must be either letters or numbers, so you may only use characters in...