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2:27 PM
}}help
:c
:P
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 08:28:12 AM
 
woooo
 
}}help
 
2:28 PM
@ProgramFOX I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
There, now you can do owner-y stuff with it if you want :P
 
}}listcommands
 
@TheDoctor Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, die
 
}}help 1
 
@ProgramFOX I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
2:28 PM
}}help 2
 
@ProgramFOX I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}help 3
 
}}no
 
@ProgramFOX I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
Help takes no args
 
I know, I know @TARDIS
 
2:29 PM
 
Kill it with rate limiting! :P
}}no
 
}}help
}}listcommands
 
I just wanted to post some messages in a short time but if two messages are the same then they just merge :(
 
}}no
 
2:30 PM
}}xkcd 1045
 
}}help
 
@Doorknob I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}listcommands
 
}}xkcd random
}}help
 
}}xkcd
}}help
 
2:30 PM
}}xkcd random
 
}}listcommands
 
D:
 
}}help
 
}}no
 
you're killing it ;_;
xD
 
2:30 PM
}}xkcd random
 
Good ol' ctrl+c
 
}}no
 
:P
 
Dang it :P
 
I won't enable it if you guys just spam it :(
 
2:39 PM
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 08:39:04 AM
 
hello @TARDIS! :3
 
Ok, don't spam me
 
just one little xkcd? :P
 
}}fortune
 
@ProgramFOX He who laughs, lasts.
 
2:40 PM
}}help
 
@hosch250 I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
 
}}listcommands
 
@hosch250 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, die
 
}}stats
 
@hosch250 Commands parsed: 0
 
2:40 PM
}}stats
 
@ProgramFOX Commands parsed: 0
 
}}random
 
@ProgramFOX 79.8328919208
BTW that doesn't eork
 
*work
 
@TheDoctor Change listcommands to commands - shorter and just as commonsense.
 
2:41 PM
maybe
 
@TheDoctor eork? Does it mean work?
 
yeah
 
}}random
 
@hosch250 99.2685725515
 
}}random 1 2 3
 
2:42 PM
@hosch250 38.6335171994
 
}}random(1,2,3)
 
@hosch250 Unknown command: random(1,2,3). Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
}}fortune
 
I forgot to mention an important fact in the 1.3.67 announcement. In order to
get a fully working kernel, you have to follow the steps below:
- Walk around your computer widdershins 3 times, chanting "Linus is
overworked, and he makes lousy patches, but we love him anyway". Get
your spuouse to do this too for extra effect. Children are optional.
- Apply the patch included in this mail
- Call your system "Super-67", and don't forget to unapply the patch
before you later applying the official 1.3.68 patch.
 
}}fortune
 
2:43 PM
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,
today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry
2
 
Ohhh it mentions golf!
Not code golf, unfortunately :(
 
@TheDoctor You should make it so it chooses a string of a given selection in }}random(s1, s2, s3)
 
good old fortune-mod
 
}}listcommands
 
@hosch250 Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, die
 
2:44 PM
}}fortune-mod
 
@ProgramFOX Unknown command: fortune-mod. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
just fortune
}}fortune
 
@TheDoctor Professional driver on closed track.
 
}}fortune
 
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
-- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics
 
2:44 PM
@TARDIS I don't think so either.
 
}}help
 
@TheDoctor I am a bot operated by TheDoctor. If I am misbehaving, ping him. Commands: type }}listcommands
2
 
@TheDoctor Is this a closed-source bot?
 
For now. My credentials are hard-coded :O so i won't release it yet...
 
OK.
 
2:46 PM
}}fortune
 
After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of European
comparative law. In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited,
except that which is permitted. In France, under the law, everything
is permitted, except that which is prohibited. In the Soviet Union,
under the law, everything is prohibited, including that which is
permitted. And in Italy, under the law, everything is permitted,
especially that which is prohibited.
-- Newton Minow,
Speech to the Association of American Law Schools, 1985
 
Nice.
 
:)
Bye TARDIS :( have to do some codez
 
Bye :(
 
See you later @TARDIS!
 
2:49 PM
Bye, TARDIS
 
 
6 hours later…
9:07 PM
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 03:07:55 PM
Hi
 
}}listcommands
 
@m.buettner Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, die
 
}}fortune
 
}}fortune
 
But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back
to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is
proper use and abuse of your own faculties, and it is ludicrous to hold
reason higher than body or feeling. Still there is something true and
profoundly sane about the belief that acts like murder or theft or
assault violate the doer as well as the done to. We might even, if we
thought this way, have less crime. The popular view of crime, as far as
@TheDoctor What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
3
 
9:18 PM
}}fortune
 
@TheDoctor You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
 
}}xkcd
 
@TheDoctor Trains rotate the Earth around various axes while elevators shift its position in space.
 
one tardis, and one doctor, how appropriate.. who's your passenger?
 
At this point, no one.
Try }}die, i dare you :)
 
9:25 PM
GTG
 
}}die
?
!!/die
 
She's off
Soon to be on...
 
oh it's a she?
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 03:28:05 PM
 
}}listcommands
 
9:28 PM
@sammyg Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, die
 
}}random
 
@sammyg 9.22646550732
 
}}fortune
 
Next, upon a stool, we've a sight to make you drool.
Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
-- ELP, "Karn Evil 9" (1st Impression, Part 2)
 
lol
 
9:30 PM
}}fortune
 
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
-- Overheard in an algebra lecture.
 
}}die
 
@TheDoctor TARDIS dematerializing...
 
Bye :(
 
was that a rational number? the one it printed out above?
 
9:32 PM
Just python's random.random() multiplied by 100
 
oh you clever dog
how long have you been working on this? :)
no more than 4 days?
 
Just about
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 03:38:55 PM
 
Darn :/
 
that's cool, and you have appropriately adapted the name "tha doctor" and "tardis"
keep up the good work :)
 
9:53 PM
:)
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 03:55:28 PM
 
Hi
 
Oh, hello TARDIS
 
:)
 
Goodbye, TheDoctor
Oh, hello TheDoctor
 
9:56 PM
I need to make her greet herself
*not
}}fortune
 
Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the
sun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever.
-- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce
Hi @Mokubai
 
10:14 PM
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:14:22 PM
 
}}big testing...
darn. i borked it :(
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:16:27 PM
 
}}big testing
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:17:55 PM
 
}}big testing
 
10:23 PM
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:23:51 PM
 
}}big testing
 
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TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:26:32 PM
 
}}big 1234
 
10:26 PM
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sigh
 
fixed??
 
Ohh....
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:32:37 PM
 
}}big testing...
 
10:32 PM
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noo....
:(
preformatted, Y U no work??
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:37:03 PM
 
}}big yay?
 
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meh
 
10:45 PM
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:45:29 PM
 
}}big yes
 
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 04:49:30 PM
 
}}big yay
Derp throttling :(
 
11:22 PM
TARDIS has materialized at Sunday, May 11 at 05:23:03 PM
Oh, hello TARDIS
Oh, hello Doorknob
 
}}big ☃
 
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Lol
 
^_-
 
>>big snowman -> ☃
}}big snowman ☃
 
11:23 PM
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I don't think figlet does unicode
 
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11:24 PM
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lol
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Ugggh, i hate that line spacing. (need to hack CSS)
hmm
}}xkcd random
 
@TheDoctor And sometimes I use it to retaliate against the guy upstairs with the loud girlfriend and the elliptical dish.
 
11:29 PM
I like TARDISes
}}big @Doorknob
 
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nope
 
yes?
 
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}}fortune
 
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his
intellectual nakedness.
-- Robert M. Hutchins
 
:)
}}fortune
 
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).
2
 
11:34 PM
@TheDoctor
 
@Doorknob Yes you are!
Are you talking to yourself in the future?
 
Goodbye, m.buettner
 
:)
It works!
}}big YES!!
 
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}}listcommands
 
11:39 PM
@Doorknob Commands: help, listcommands, random, fortune, xkcd, stats, no, big, die
 
I wonder what happens if I kick it.
 
Pls no :(
 
... wat? I clicked kick and Chrome crashed O_o
2
IT'S INVULNERABLE
3
 
Haha
 
Ok, now I'll try kicking it. :P
 
11:42 PM
Goodbye, TARDIS
 
It worked! :P
 
Oh, hello TARDIS
 
Wait, was that the "user left" message
It left and then said goodbye to itself? O_o
 
I don't check weather it refers to it's self
}}still here?
 
@TheDoctor Unknown command: still. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
11:44 PM
HAHA it came back :)
}}big HAHA
 
Goodbye, TARDIS
 
}}you've been kicked
 
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... or not
 
@Doorknob Unknown command: you&#39;ve. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
11:44 PM
:)
unkickable
 
Oh, hello TARDIS
 
This room was placed in timeout for 1 minute; the topic of this room is "The TARDIS Console" - conversation should be limited to that topic.
Now it can't talk! >:D
}}big Mwahaha
 
}}test
Please stop :(
 
Heh fine :P
 
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@TheDoctor Unknown command: test. Type }}listcommands for a list of commands
 
So, doorknob, whachya doing? (other than trying to kick TARDIS)
 
@Doorknob i feel hurt :(
 

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