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00:00
(should be fine because each value in the generator will be a unique file)
Me when they put tab escapes in bus line names
why's there that big space in the name?
it's between the a and i
for that matter, where's the t?
Wellington S	ation
Wellington Sta	ion
exactly!
reality can be whatever I want
What does that have to do with Wellington
ArrayList<String> contents = new ArrayList<>(fileNames.stream().map(loc -> {
    try {
        Scanner scanner = new Scanner(new File(loc));
        String temp = scanner.next();
        scanner.close();
        return temp;
    } catch (FileNotFoundException e) {
        System.out.println("File not found: " + loc);
        return "";
    }
}).collect(Collectors.toList()));
avert your eyes if you don't want to see truly nasty java
00:15
mmmmmm
crunchy
.\InputHandler.java:11: error: no suitable constructor found for ArrayList(List<String>)
        return new ArrayList<Procedure>(fileNames.stream().map(loc -> {
               ^
    constructor ArrayList.ArrayList(int) is not applicable
      (argument mismatch; inference variable R has incompatible bounds
          equality constraints: List<T#2>
          lower bounds: Integer,Object)
    constructor ArrayList.ArrayList(Collection<? extends Procedure>) is not applicable
      (argument mismatch; inference variable T#2 has incompatible bounds
that's a fun error to get
tastes like ozone
public class InputHandler {
    public static ArrayList<Procedure> handle(String[] args) {
        ArrayList<String> fileNames = new ArrayList<>(Arrays.asList(args).subList(2, args.length));
        return new ArrayList<Procedure>(fileNames.stream().map(loc -> {
            try {
                Scanner scanner = new Scanner(new File(loc));
                Procedure temp = new Procedure();
                scanner.close();
                return new Procedure();
            } catch (FileNotFoundException e) {
While it's workable, I don't know if I actually want to unironically make it work :p
Freakin' C#
java
it's java :p
00:22
what's the difference?
C# is for Microsoft fans, Java is not.
 
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01:36
what a quaint looking village in the mountains
01:47
This is probably the weirdest sounding college email I've gotteb
> I’m looking for impressive guys like you from Texas
tell em you're a village
@lyxal Oh ffs I see it now
I'll drive there in this:
and i'll park in this carpark:
We've moved on from Rydwolf biology to Rydwolf geography
it's rydwolf all the way down
01:54
Wait... Can you get it to draw the earth supported by an infinitely tall tower of Rydwolfs?
I think that's a bit far for illusion diffusion :p
never know until you try
No I mean it takes a single image and generates an image based on that
I'd need to create the base image manually
And that's not something I'm good at
Google "turtles all the way down"?
I'm out anyway. I'm at a subway store (the sandwich kind)
No computer
Waiting in queue
huggingface.co/spaces/AP123/IllusionDiffusion if you want to do it yourself
02:28
@Joao-3 You can use std::sync::mpsc to communicate between threads in a Rust program. In addition to using Arc and Mutex to share immutable or mutable variables, this can be used to allow multiple threads to communicate and signal one another.
Onioni: event-based programming is good
It's one of the things Node does best
 
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03:31
@lyxal ohhh so that's why these have been blowing up lately
anyhow,
big shot?
mentos cola
what was the original image?
gee it really blended the bottom half of the image in the crowd
only parts that have any resemblence are in the top half
03:40
The mask became the lady's hat and two people's heads seem to be the girl's eyes
Which looks suuuper goofy once you notice it
And the dark part of the blond lady's hair is the mentos
also akubi's mask is four heads around a hat
I love how well it turns the stage rigging into the Japanese characters
Like I looked at that image without first seeing the original and it legit just looked like a crowd at a concert and I was like "ooh did one of y'all nerds get a life?"
3
03:54
a nice apolitical bowl of spaghetti
totally not anyone's mugshot
04:56
My b-day cake and wine
Happy birthday!
age++
Yeah, I turned 25 today.
That's ¼ of lifespan, estimated.
05:09
@DannyuNDos well I count 7 candles, you sure about that?
05:28
@lyxal It keeps saying "This application is too busy. Keep trying!" Normal?
@mathscat 2 long candles and 5 short candles, representing 25.
05:46
@DLosc yes
Ok
It's a bit of a trend
So you gotta keep rerolling it until you get in the queue
Which seems to be limited to 20 people
At any one time
06:25
So far I'm about 0 for 16
f
i usually get in within about 15 tries
I actually got in 3 times in the last 5 minutes
Ok, I think I got in--anyway, it gave a different message (about there being a long queue) and now it seems to be working on something
nice
there should be a thing that says queue in the top right
next to the timer
also sometimes it just errors out once you get to the end of the queue anyways but thankfully that isn't often
Huh--I got a result, but it's almost too good. Even looking at the original image, I can barely see how it matches up. :P
06:39
Beautiful
@DLosc Oh, maybe that's what the "illusion strength" slider is for
@DLosc Yeah, I believe 1.5-2 works quite well
06:53
2 usually feels like overkill but sometimes it just barely works
probably depends heavily on the image prompt combo
@UnrelatedString Ah, so close--it was working on it when it reached the time limit and errored out. :P
ahhhhhhh
i thought that time limit was just an estimate :P
Well, now I'm not sure. It does keep changing as if it's an estimate.
yeah
it might also be changing because of dynamic reallocation of server space to other models thoughj
I've gotten all the way to the end and errored three times in a row now. Starting to think it doesn't like my prompt image. :P
07:11
Oh, weird--it finally "succeeded," but it gave me the same output it gave me the first time, even though I'd changed up the image and the prompt. Must be bugged somehow.
Aha!
 
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08:22
Okay what
Unexpected token 'Y', "Your space"... is not valid JSON
Oh, wow
Issue while migrating image: [Errno 28] No space left on device
We filled up the hard drive
gg everybody
 
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11:40
@DLosc doing what?
They were trying to generate the illusion images from above
@DLosc increasing the illusion strength should make the connection more obvious
12:04
@SquareFinder hello new user!
welcome to chat
make sure you read the chatiquette if you haven't already
I'll reread it i might have forgotten some points
👍
code golf
12:48
I've just switched from ibus to fcitx5.
Should've done that before already.
 
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15:03
8 hours ago, by DLosc
@DLosc Oh, maybe that's what the "illusion strength" slider is for
@Ginger why the long S?
15:25
Peter Parker decides to ditch the outfit and fight crime shirtless as nature intended
@Someone technically that's a beta
@DLosc I like how he was so committed to the role that he got buff enough to yeet a full-grown adult into the air
Also technically ſ is a long S; ß is a sharp S
But I liked the joke
§paghetti
🅱aghetti
15:33
Baguetti?
french-italian cuisine be like
Would that be spaghetti, but extremely hard to bite, or a baguette that's limp like spaghetti?
the second one
I guess the latter would be easier to make
but coated in tomato sauce
15:35
YES
I'm not sure how easy it'd be to ensure that it gets cooked (baked?) all the way through but I will make this someday
I guess you could just cook a bunch of spaghetti properly, then compact it into the shape of a baguette
@Ginger Escargots alla bolognese
Couldn't you just eat baguettes coated in marinara sauce
That sounds legit good
I find them a bit too hard to bite into
One of my teeth has a crown and another has a crack and I'm always scared I'll damage them somehow
@user That's where the marinara comes in handy, it softens the crust
15:40
(Of course, this is probably French cuisine heresy, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
advanced typechecking
16:18
Compiler error messages in the first person are strange
16:29
@user Nah the former would be
Not sure how you'd do the latter but you can just bake the spaghetti in an oven to dry it out
Like what happens to lasagna sometimes if it's not properly coated in sauce
It gets all crunchy
16:52
Or you can just not cook it
@RydwolfPrograms I guess that's one way to do it
I was thinking for the former, you'd take a normal baguette and put it through something to make spaghetti-shaped pieces come out
@DLosc Someone has to do it, for science :P
If someone successfully cooks the abomination and publishes their research and nothing happens, it proves that time travel does not exist, because surely any sane time traveller would come back to stop it from happening :P
 
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18:08
I wonder how different baguette dough and pasta dough are
What if you just made spaghetti using baguette noodles
Pasta is made with flour and egg. Baguettes don't have egg, but do have yeast
The moisture content is likely a lot higher in baguette dough too
18:52
Oh.
Why does long S look so much like beta?
@Ginger (zero IQ moment)
@Someone Coincidence. ß is a ligature of long s (ſ) and tailed z (ʒ)
there are no coincidences, only insufficiently investigated conspiracies
19:18
Hey Ginger I've got a surprise for you
19:32
oh no
It'll be ready in a few days
But you and the world will not be ready
ohhhhhhh no
do I need to prepare
Radiation hardening your bunker and upgrading your ethernet with high quality shielding would be recommended
@user No I mean just have uncooked spaghetti noodles and they will be crunchy and hard to eat ;P
cool, I'll get started asap
19:36
@DLosc Only if you buy dry pasta. If we're combining the pretentiousness of french and italian food we must make fresh baguetti :p
@RydwolfPrograms i can confirm that no bugs since have happened
@DLosc Ooh, genius. Are you a Haskell programmer? :P
20:21
> [info] 8344 file(s) merged using strategy 'PreferProject' (Run the task at debug level to see the details)
yup, I'm real confident about this one
@RydwolfPrograms Ah, fair
@user I dabble
@Ginger should I be worried?
20:43
nah
mfw I overwrite my manifest with some other dependency's
21:14
@DLosc I read this as like, some sort of horrifying mixture of dabbing and basketball dribbling
"Oh yeah I dabbled all over them"
@RydwolfPrograms Even more horrifying would be dabbing and the other kind of dribbling, especially if you're dabbling "all over" someone :P
Clearly I'm dabbling all over Haskell
Poor Haskell :(
Your pfp is a dog, so I guess it's somewhat more acceptable if a dog dribbles (though I've never seen one dab)
Not sure if Snoopy ever drools, but he does play hockey, so I think it's very possible he could dab if he wanted to
I guess he isn't an anatomically correct dog
21:22
@user Indeed
21:46
über-jars are wacky
especially when you have multiple versions of a dependency in one and you have to break out the shader
in The Garbage Collector, 3 hours ago, by user
@Bbrk24 .new, .init?
I read this as ".new, innit?"
I always read Python's def __init__ that way
I dropped a bottle of wine on my ankle last night and weirdly the OTHER side of my leg is what hurts
Like the muscle all down the other side of my lower leg is super sore, especially around my ankle
22:01
Interesting
This is why the drinking age is 21: alcohol is bad for teenagers.
But it's totally fine for everyone else, so drink up if you're over 21!
22:15
in code golf we prioritize score over safety, right? i mean, strcpy_s is safer than strcpy in c, but why use the former if the latter is shorter?
Correct
Although if your code has a chance of blowing up the computer that runs it, you might want to add a disclaimer to your answer so people know what they're risking if they choose to test it :P
but what if the challenge scores safety
... also, use memcpy if there's no null terminator and the pointers are specifically void *
i've got a question here
how would you type argv in production?
char *[] probably
but nerds do char **
If you don't know at compile-time how long argv is, can you still use char *[]?
I thought you had to use * for that
23:03
Ooh Hayley Williams' (Paramore's singer) solo stuff is really good
@user I now have cat ears in my closet lmao
The ones I found at work and took a pic with for the lols, I realized I should totally wear those for halloween so I tracked them down in the store damages
Which was not easy, I almost got thrown out of the store one of the times since I was snooping around an employees-only area without a uniform xD
But managed to track them down in a box in the store's receiving area after my shift last night
@DLosc (and just in case it's not clear it wasn't to drink the wine, I was selling it :p)
@RydwolfPrograms Yeah, I figured (thus the strikethrough)
(I figured you figured but figured I should clarify just in case :p)
Also who's pumped for the 2023-2024 Supreme Court term
'cause I'm not
Can't wait to lose more rights (well, probably not my own rights since the two big cases this term are on trans rights and abortion, but still...)
Whoa okay apparently there's some other big stuff
Chevron doctrine could get shot down entirely apparently
I'm hoping the court sees reason on the Mifepristone case
Maybe they're moderate enough and their rep took enough of a hit after Dobbs that they'll stand down a bit on abortion
And at some point someone's gonna appeal a gender affirming care ban for minors up to the supreme court and no bonus points for guessing what happens then
I'd heard it was going to happen with Alabama's this term but I don't think it's been granted cert yet
23:29
what a wonderful country
"protect the children! (but only the straight cis white Christian male ones)"
Too bad I've got so much potential in other fields, otherwise I'd get real good at helicopter piloting and sniping
If Biden's too weak to pack the court someone just needs to do the opposite
at what point do the benefits outweigh the costs
@Joao-3 In Code Golf you're usually given strong guarantees about the formatting and validity of the inputs, so as long as its safe within that domain you're good
strcpy's only unsafe if you do unsafe stuff with it
@Ginger Well, since my current plans involve being president of the US and then spending another 30 years or so in another high impact job, sadly the opportunity cost of becoming an assassin is pretty high :(
darn
if they fuck with Obergefell I just might do it myself
Same lol
Or Lawrence
I'm honestly very disappointed in Biden's complete weakness on SCOTUS
23:38
@RydwolfPrograms lfg lmao
I'm about 40% sure they won't try it
They're doing whatever the fuck they want, he's got a whole ass committee report detailing how he can fix it, and all he'll do is be like "well that wasn't very nice of you to take our rights away :(" and then go back to giving speeches with a sock stuffed in his mouth
Sorry lyxal
But I must show off the cat ears
nah, he's just charging up his Dark Brandon form
Hope it charges fast...
You mean, sorry to everyone else. Lyxal's gonna love this lol
23:40
oh my god
do you have any idea what's going to happen once lyxal gets on
@RydwolfPrograms congratulations bozo you just fell for reverse psychology
oh holy shit yeah the ai edits are going to be insane
and so it begins
if i didn't have like way too much uni assignments to do y'all'd be in trouble
the world is not ready
23:41
so you're safe for now
A true Rustacean is among us
phew, I can go back to worrying about whatever that thing Rydwolf's planning is
@user they're where
@user SUS⁉️
Rydwolf please delete that image so lyxal doesn't flood us with catwolf
@lyxal AMONG US
23:43
too late, I've already made multiple backups of it
forget catwolf bro just gave me front-facing pov
reality will be whatever i want
> TEX
given i have enough dalle-2 credits of course
Rydwolf typesetting confirmed???
@Ginger I myself have also just realised the implications
gosh dang i'm gonna have fun tonight :p
not like that you filthy minded freaks
23:45
I did think it
4
who's the dirty one? :p
@lyxal Could one of the other mods please suspend lyxal real quick? :P
Ginger, you need to steal lyxal's diamond with your GitHub Perks
(or is that mathcat?)
@Ginger you and user, it would seem :p
lmao good edit
23:48
Alright, clearly the fridge nukes weren't enough. It's time for microwave nukes
Like nukes that you microwave and eat?
so that's why the microwave was making a funny noise
@Ginger People going through the transcript, please look at the edit history of this message
are you kidding me
No I'm user
Common mistake
23:50
ah good good
just wanted to make sure
lmao Rydwolf uploaded that image and ran
Sometimes people confuse me with Fucking Kidding Me and A Complete Idiot
6
I guess we just look similar
pfft
@emanresuA But a microwave is a nuke
(sense 7)
23:52
i regularly use nuke as a verb for microwaving stuff but i've somehow never heard anyone actually call the appliance itself a nuke
I think that's also my experience
(except for the "regularly use" part--I grew up with that usage, but my pedantry made me stop)
So what happens if you nuke a nuke while it's nuking a nuke?
2
Though somewhere in the back of my mind there's a memory of my dad jocularly calling the appliance a "nuke-rowave," so maybe we did use the noun
@emanresuA Stuff go boom
It's like they say: you should never nuke an egg or it'll explode

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