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23:00
So, drilling down to AD for a second: Is the security architecture of Orchestrator such that it impersonates the user making a request, or does it run in its own security context? I'm wondering if it could be a suitable stand-in for something like Quest ActiveRoles Server.
System Center has a whole concept of "run as" accounts. So each "connector" - like to SCCM, SCSM, AD, or something like a Cisco ACE, runs under the context of that specific runas account
So you can grant unprivileged users the ability to run runbooks that execute as a separate account with higher privs
Yeah. That's nice. That would do exactly what I'd want.
Perfect for things like having helpdesk provision guest wifi account (after you sell them ISE, of course) :)
You can also have multiple connectors to the same resource. So you can have multiple run as accounts that have different privilege levels, so that if there's an unexpected condition in a runbook, you don't trash the whole directory
Makes sense. I'd still want Orchestrator to run w/ least privilege whenever possible.
You just scope each runbook (or group of runbooks) the the appropriate connector with the right set of delegated privs
23:05
This is why I need to take a couple hours a week and keep up with new products. >sigh<
Heh. I got a crash course in System Center over the last two months
Instead of just grinding away at work. Speaking of grinding, it looks like I just tried to add 157 drivers to a WIM that I mounted read-only. Dammit!
Ah, dism. Smart enough to let you do whatever you want with your wim. Dumb enough to try all 157 drivers when the image is RO
Overall, would you say that the SCSM and Orchestrator products are built with sane assumptions and limitations in mind? (That's always been an annoyance for me-- some versions of some Microsoft products have been hampered by design limitations that seem arbitrary and "very close to 5 o'clock on a Friday".)
Yeah-- let's go remount this and start over.
DPM 2007 had that feel, for example, of being hampered by its design.
The upper-bounds for SCSM (in a 5-6 server deployment) are over 250k computers objects, and 100k tickets per month in the CMDB
Of course, that would take like 6-7 servers
And the minimum sized install is 3 servers, minimum 4 cores 8GB RAM
so it's a bit of a pig
but it can scale huge
and Orchestrator can have multiple workflow servers, so that if you find one server isn't able to keep up with all of the workflows, you just add more workflow servers and call it a day
23:10
@EvanAnderson Or "Cram that feature in before my next stack review" =(
That's not too hateful of a minimum today. I assume MSFT doesn't care whether the boxes are physical or virtual, so long as you've got the I/O, CPU, and RAM to handle it.
@Adrian - Oh, yeah. Half-baked features are the best.
SCSM definitely has some rough edges, especially around user notification when things like escalations or ticket reassignments happen, but people have written custom management packs to get around that for now
and MS has those fixes on their roadmap for the "R2" release, from what I understand
Ahh, yes... the venerable R2.
It's not a perfect product, but it's an easy sell, especially around the self-service portal
^warning, direct download
That link has the sizing tool for SCSM in it
So you can see how many servers and resources are needed for different size deployments
That transparent scaling of workflows to multiple servers sounds sweet. Makes sense, architecturally, too.
23:13
@EvanAnderson Especially when written by harried, brow-beaten Devs whose PMs are too busy dick-waving or politicking. That's the biggest problem with MS Corporate for the past few years: they've embraced Agile & DevOps but put the PMs in charge of all the decision making instead of letting Devs fix what they break.
MSFT's internal culture and organization has always mystified me. It has never sounded like a tremendously nice place to work. Too much politics for me.
@EvanAnderson And honestly, how long would a user creation workflow take to run? 90 seconds? Create an account, provision for exchange, provision for lync, add to $groups, create user's network folder and set NTFS ACLs, email manager about account creation.
I have yet to see someone big enough to need more than one workflow server
All the crap that I've been scripting for the last 15 years... >smile<
Especially since so few workflows are "time sensitive"
@EvanAnderson It supposedly didn't start that way.
23:15
most are just the same if it's 90 seconds or 9 minutes
@MichaelHampton - Oh, I'm sure that it didn't. When you hear the really old-school employees talk about MSFT they speak about it fondly. Bigger isn't better, to me, in terms of employee satisfaction. The larger a company gets the more caught up in their internal bullshit they become. I love being a contractor... >smile<
@MichaelHampton No, but the consensus I've heard is that it's been worse every year since Ballmer took the reins.
Ballmer strikes me as one of the worst things that has happened to MSFT.
@Adrian Yeah, that's about the same as what I've heard.
@MichaelHampton He's been there from the beginning. In fact, I think he was working there before the IPO, iirc. But yeah, no other company would tolerate his performance-level for this long.
23:19
@Adrian He was, what, employee #8 or something?
@MDMarra - You've definitely got me thinking about SCSM and Orchestrator. I'll let you know if I start scoring some large scale gigs because of them. >smile<
Wasn't Ballmer BillG's roommate?
Hm, Wikipedia says employee #30.
@MichaelHampton Sounds about right. If you believe Paul Allen's story, he was in on the deal that cut Allen out of about 10-20% of MS' net worth at the time.
23:20
Okay, okay... Must pull myself away from chat and get back to work!
@EvanAnderson The angle we've worked is get it in for service and change management with the self service portal. Let them keep RT or Remedy for incident management. You'll get a call in about 15 days wanting to know when someone can come out an evaluate moving the rest of the way
@EvanAnderson See ya!
@MDMarra - That's hilarious! See ya' later.
> By Chris Hanson
ಠ_ಠ
@MDMarra Why don't you have a seat right over there
23:26
Look at @JoelESalas with his dream job and such.
Punk!
Just wait until you're old and bitter like me!
3
@ewwhite You're old?
33
Moar bitter than old.
Ancient
@ewwhite Pfft. 39 in 2 months and I'm not even old.
He creaks when he walks
23:28
@ewwhite I'll take the money
@Adrian Wow 14 months and it will be socially acceptable for you to buy a bright orange lamborghini that you can't afford
@JoelESalas I can only wipe my ass with $20 bills for so long... it wears down on you.
@ewwhite on the back part of you, at least
@MarkHenderson I'd settle for a bright orange Kawasaki Concours 1400.
Which I still can't afford.
@Adrian Does it have a roof? No? Then that's an acceptable subsitute
23:29
@MarkHenderson Hahahahahaha
@MarkHenderson Who needs a roof? It's not a proper mid-life crisis unless there's a convertible or a motorcycle involved.
@Adrian Exactly my point
@MarkHenderson Hmm. Yes. Mis-read. I better got have another gin & tonic.
I still have 12 years to go before I'm allowed to do such a thing, and by that time it will probably a capital offence to own a car with a displacement above 2 liters
@MarkHenderson Then you clearly need a 2L motorcycle engine.
23:31
I'm trying to convince my wife to let me spend an extra hundred bucks a week on my next car so I can upgrade to a 6L V8
Mainly because it will probably be the last chance I ever have to have such a car
Save it so you can get a gen1 teleporter in 25 years
@MDMarra HERESY!
Traveling is about the journey, not the destination
While we're enjoying our teleporters, we'll be checking @Adrian and @ewwhite into a nice quiet old folks home and listening to stories about how they used to do systems automation before systems did system automaton
If your trip goes perfectly according to plan, you didn't have any adventure.
Is it always best to admit a fuckup?
Hi ${CTO},

Tech Blog is back up. It was my mistake, I misconfigured the Xen host and that guest, preventing it from starting correctly. On the plus side, it loads quite quickly now.

Joel Salas
Software Engineer, Infrastructure Automation
23:33
@MDMarra Putz =P
@JoelESalas Did you take down the production-facing ecommerce site?
@MDMarra No, that's just about impossible. It was a minor host
@MDMarra I'm not that interested in automation.
Then yes
@JoelESalas Generally speaking, yes. Just how loud you have to be about admitting is more of a company culture kind of thing.
23:34
Well I definitely owned up
You should email blast all of your customers
I just like to end the blame game at my doorstep, I definitely fucked up though
$job[-1] really kind of cherished publicly-admitted failures and acknowledgments of the lessons learned. I kinda miss that place, just not the crazy schedule.
@MDMarra You and all of your highfalutin Microsoft toys are operating above the level where the majority of the business world exists. There will always be a place to bring basic technology to small businesses.
@JoelESalas First time I ever took the blame for something with one of our new clients, they almost died with appreciation. I believe the email went something like "Mark, thankyou for being honest. Sal (previous guy) woudl always spin up some bullshit story about how it's not his fault and it's because of someone elses mistake. It is refreshing to be spoken to honestly and frankly"
23:37
@JoelESalas Tell them why you won't make the same mistake again and what controls will be in place.
@ewwhite Too late! email is sent
this is how I fixed it btw
exfiltrated the MySQL database and the code
spun up a new server, dropped it all in
@ewwhite I don't know about "majority" but it's certainly above the SMB space
Oh best part:
[root@techblog hautelooktech.com]# getenforce
Enforcing
bitcheszzzz
@MDMarra So I have this client..., and they are so far away from the stuff you're doing, it's not even funny. As I said, they're still on Windows 2003 and expanding into a new infrastructure; on Windows 2003. I don't think companies have the staff/knowledge/training to deploy cutting-edge Microsoft technology.
23:43
@JoelESalas I was laying on the couch and was like wtf is that moving on the screen!?
@ewwhite Aren't they the ones that sued Aaron Swartz?
@MDMarra Shhhh!
@ewwhite Yes, that's what I was told about my current company.
@ewwhite Blood money!
I think the good stuff requires too much specialization. Would @MDMarra be able to do what he's doing if it weren't a consulting firm?
23:45
Here's the thing
It's a very steep initial learning curve
more of the good stuff goes to the consultants while the in-house people wither away...
But after it's set up, the time it pays back to you is exponential
@ewwhite I agree with that. Not every company can have an expert or afford one.
Imagine never having to provision another user account or raise an exchange or filesystem quota?
After paying a consultancy $50k to implement it for me.
23:46
never having to grant exchange permissions
Automation, fuck yeah.
@ewwhite Right, and 50k is half of the annual rate of a top tier admin without benefits
I see this at a small scale... my clients are just now trying to grasp the basics of user account maintenance.
and by doing that, you never have to hire that junior admin
@MDMarra which would cost you about $50K + benefits
23:47
companies like my targets wouldn't be able to retain a top-tier engineer.
your senior people tweak and poke at it, keeping it current. the managers do the approvals for the requested actions. each department's managers make the actual requests
@ewwhite what size are the companies you work with?
Think of all of the time you save to train someone to use a system like that when they don't have to deal with account maintanence and other menial tasks
@Cole My consulting customers are $10-$400 million... in revenue.
@MDMarra what does all this? SCCM?
23:48
My clients at work.. I dunno.
@ewwhite hm.
SCSM + SCORCH
@Cole sharepoint workflows
yuck, no
@MDMarra interesting.
My work made $1.8B in 2012
23:49
I mean, you can certainly do this in SP workflows, but it requires third party products or a lot of code
@MDMarra Oh, I thought you were using Scrog and Jizzum...
I don't know what scrog is
@MDMarra I wasn't serious by any account
I'm not googling it
@syneticon-dj Haha oh. I mean, I've seen that
Which is why I cringed
I'm just curious, really.
I'd love to not ever have to add users to groups for the file server ever again
23:50
Do you have any system center 2012 products?
I'd love a way they could submit a request and then have their manager approve and bam, added
No
oh
well fix that :)
lol of course not
Dude
It's a lot of work up front. Have no delusions
@ewwhite Microsoft product acronyms are getting weirder every year. Did you ever laugh at "MOM"?
23:51
You know they would never do it
They cringed at the $4500 for the Solarwinds Log and Event Manager product
SCSM + SCORCH is about to blow up
We've been "selling" it for like a month
@MDMarra Scrog is a method by which you can get higher yields from your marijuana plants. Jizzum is, well, pornographic.
@MDMarra I love automation, it's definitely one of my key interests
The services, that is. We don't sell licenses
And my calendar is booked till Aug 1
I get to experience swimming for the first time since surgery this weekend. I'm pretty excited.
23:52
@MDMarra I don't think it will... it's like all of VMware's products... people aren't good enough to use them!
people had no idea it was even a product, then they see it and they want to be all over it
@MDMarra I'm sure it's $$$$$$
@ewwhite We have a strong view/vcloud practice!
We actually have a pretty good View environment.
@MDMarra but the end users aren't good enough to use them.
23:53
Surprisingly. Our VMware environment is all up to date.
@Cole system center 2012 is sold as one product now. It's only marginally more expensive than what licensing just SCCM or SCOM used to cost
No idea what it cost before.
And with that you get SCCM, SCOM, SCSM, SCORCH, SCDPM, SCVMM, SC App Controller (no one uses that)
I've never worked at a company that used it.
I'd love to work for a company that invests in their infrastructure
@Cole Full retail of datacenter (2 sockets, unlimited VMs on those sockets) is like 4k per license
23:55
@MDMarra that's not bad at all
@MDMarra this is what I've heard about Sharepoint so many times. But the thing is: you need people implementing it and people keeping it alive. For both you would need a lot of money upfront, only with the hope for the best. There are a lot of businesses which simply do not work this way. Apparently like @Cole's.
plus it includes SQL Server 2012 licenses
Oh, totally true
@MDMarra actually - that would be an easy sell probably
I've noticed I can usually get things approved under $5000 if I give enough justification.
When I was hired they talked a lot about wanting to automate things.
@syneticon-dj The thing with sharepoint is that it's a constant time investment. If you have a good integrator do SCSM + SCORCH it's a time savings the second they walk off the job. That frees up admins to learn how to properly keep it going. Whereas what I've seen with SP is the opposite. An integrator walks off the job and someone drowns trying to keep expanding it
I'd rather have Sharepoint than Lotus Connections.
23:56
SCSM + SCORCH directly reduces the workload on the admins, as it relates to self-service offerings.
@MDMarra I'm definitely really interested in this now
@Cole There are management licenses and CALs and all that too
but that's a small cost
if you license like 4 procs of SC 2012 you can run as many instances of any SC products as you want on those physical procs
@MDMarra If I can show that it'll free up my group from doing repetitive tasks, they seem to all jizz in their pants.
Too bad you're out of our sales territory
They're going to be really sad when I quit.
23:58
I'd give you the demo :)
Poop
Ew I dont like the word "yeast"
@MDMarra Sharepoint is meant to be self-service too of course. And if you can get enough value out of the orchestrator surely depends on how dynamic your configuration needs to be. If you are fairly static and happy with it (or at least used to it), it might look like it would not pay off
If I get the job that I'm doing my second to last interview for, I think I'll be able to do some cool shit.
@Cole yeast yeast YEAST
I don't think I'd ever be able to get into consulting/pre-sales
23:59
DELICIOUS yeast!

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