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and, it seems like a good idea in theory, if I understand how it works... no wasting of IPs if you need to assign someone a single one - no wasting an ip for broadcast/gateway
@WilliamHilsum Same physical network, different logical subnet. Interesting that that works.
I don't think it should in a strict interpretation of TCP/IP
@MichaelHampton was hoping they'd be quicker about offering xen support
but them's some pretty docs
I've heard of it being done in places that are suffering severely from the IPv4 shortage.
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Q: How can I install the social project for Pinax 0.5 or 0.7?

Jonathan HaywardPinax 1.0 has a social-network-project. That's good news for people who want a social network. However, the actual site is a glorified one-page stub, complete with repeated lorem ipsum. That's rather empty, stubby news. Pinax 0.7 and 0.5 both had social projects, and both of them were fairly str...

what.. I dont even..
@dyelawn Why? The rest of us are trying to get away from Xen as fast as possible :)
00:03
@MichaelHampton A.W.S.
@dyelawn That includes Amazon AWS.
Is anyone here familiar with iptables and linux networking?
huh?
what are they moving to?
@Bruce Between @ShaneMadden and @MichaelHampton, I think you've got some of the best iptables help you can find around these parts. =)
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I JUST VOLUNTEERED YOU TWO! =P
@dyelawn Right now the ops favorites seem to be VMware ($$$) and KVM ($).
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@Bruce Did you post a question on the main site?
Great! @ShaneMadden and @MichaelHampton, kindly take a look at my question on superuser.
@WilliamHilsum Make sure to drop a link to your question in here.
@Bruce Link?
I only have one little micro left on AWS and moving it is almost at the top of the to-do list now.
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Q: iptables simple forwarding setup woes

BruceI have iptables running on a host (acting as a firewall) in a Linux namespace with only one network interface: h2-eth1 (has an IP and MAC address) I have set up my switch to forward all packets to the firewall, and the packets returned from the firewall to the internal network. Now, I proceed to...

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@MichaelHampton where to?
00:06
@dyelawn Pick a place. There's hundreds of cloud providers out there now, large and small, or you could do your own private cloud with something like OpenStack
All of the above are going to be cheaper than Amazon, which aside from Xen was my other reason for leaving.
i mean what is your preferred vendor
drop a link right here, get some affiliate $
Hehe, I'd have to find the affiliate link, I never use it :)
@Bruce What do you mean by setting up the switch to forward all packets to the firewall?
I have Openflow switches. I just configure their flow tables to achieve that
@Bruce The clients on the net should have the firewall set up as their default gateway though, right?
00:10
I have multiple openflow switches which I configure to make sure that the packet reaches the firewall before the internal host. I have confirmed that the packet is going to the firewall. It is just not coming back from it.
but all that time... all those crappy java downloads... all those shell scripts...
@dyelawn securedservers.com/585.html I have a VM here and clients on their cloud offering. It's been solid and much faster than AWS, with comparable pricing. Based on VMware.
@WesleyDavid will recognize that, I'm sure.
@Bruce Right, but even if it's sent to the firewall in layer 2, it doesn't matter at all if the layer 3 (ip) destination isn't set to the firewall's address. It'll ignore the packet if the destination is wrong. Can you run tcpdump on the firewall to see what's going on?
@MichaelHampton Yeah, I use Secured Servers and am also an affiliate there. I like their hardware and prices. They seem legit so far. Not really a "cloud provider" so I'm not sure what you want @dyelawn - just a shell on a reliable system? Secured Servers is good (plus they're down the road from me)
@WesleyDavid It's new, or it was new a year ago.
00:14
alright, will look into it and rackspace and some others. looks like my question was bad. just gonna make a single cookbooks repo and push the whole thing, then gonna beer. thanks
@Shane: But isn't the firewall supposed to be transparent. Why is it checking the IP address?
@dyelawn Rackspace is expensive as frick.
Look into GoGrid if you want a "big cloud" provider.
@ShaneMadden: and the layer 3 address is not set to firewall's IP address...
then not rackspace, i don't know, you guys just turned my whole world upside down.
@Bruce Looks like it's set up as a routing hop, not transparent?
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@dyelawn Heck, I've got dedicated servers in my rack waiting to be leased. Can't beat SecuredServers though.
(I'm a terrible salesperson)
The packet carries the MAC and IP address of the destination internal host. How do I make it transparent then?
ha! alright, will look into it. thanks again
remove IP address from NIC?
Hell, Rackspace costs even MORE than AWS, if that's possible.
of firewall..
00:18
@MichaelHampton I know! I thought AWS pounded me in the keaster. Then I priced out Rackspace servers and felt slightly less violated.
@Bruce To NAT, it needs to be acting as a router. Can you provide some more information about what network layout you're looking to achieve?
@MichaelHampton Do you have experience with high bandwidth EC2 uses, and ELB based on bandwidth usage?
@WesleyDavid Never used ELB, I prefer to run my own load balancer. Maybe I'm just a control freak.
My streaming radio client, when they hit a few thousand simultaneous listeners, will probably ask about going into the cloud to auto-scale instead of looking at dedicated bandwidth contracts and rackspace that will only be used for very spikey times.
So I was looking at doing some kind of cloudy, scaly, thingy in EC2 or GoGrid
Where are they at now? With number of listeners per daypart, I mean.
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But I don't know how bandwidth-bound services would work in the cloud. Really, I don't have a ton of experience in the whole scale-out cloud infrastructure thing.
The packet that reaches the firewall carries the MAC and IP address of the destination host. The network layout is as follows: 3 hosts - h1,h2,h3. 2 switches- s1,s2. Connections: h1-s1, h2-s2, h3-s2, s1-s2. Rules on s1: forward packet from port 1(h1) to port 2(s2), and from 2 to 1. Rules on s2: forward packet from port 3(s1) to port 1(h2), and from 1 to 2(h3), and from 2 to 3. firewall running on h2.
@ShaneMadden
Right now, on playoff nights (it's high school prep sports, with a few Division III / II colleges here and there) they can have about 1,000 to maybe 1,400 listeners at 48Kbps.
Well each stream isn't very high bandwidth in itself, but if you have a 64Kbit/sec stream and 1000 listeners, you are using ~ 64 Mbits/sec. That could get expensive fast.
@ShaneMadden: I do h1 ping h3
March is winding down so it's quiet until late August when high school football ramps up, then November can be a madhouse with an expected 2,000 to 3,000 listeners on big Fridays and Saturdays.
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So roughly once or twice a week on average with some spikes here and there?
@MichaelHampton Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, typically for about two to three hours, is the bandwidth pattern.
So the bad thing is that they've had some special arrangements with two previous hosting providers. One, based out of the SwitchNAP in Vegas, basically said "You know, since it's in the evenings, and only for a few hours, we'll just let you do whatever with bandwidth and not charge you anything extra above the virtual server hosting cost"
@WesleyDavid The cost of the bandwidth is what gets you. My talk radio show client moved their high bandwidth streams to a hosted Shoutcast provider, and now I only host the low bandwidth streams.
@Bruce So, all on the same subnet?
And the hosting provider had about 7Gb of total available bandwidth for their whole hosting service, so a few hundred Mbps sustained on bigger nights didn't even phase them.
@ShaneMadden: I don't want to set up NAT on the firewall. I just want it to filter packets transparently. Yes, all hosts on same subnet 10.0.0/24.
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@MichaelHampton So now this streaming client moved to PhoenixNAP, and the SecuredServers EULA said "no hosting providers" but we talked to an account manager and they cleared it with the abuse team. So we're on their network now, but we have yet to have a big night to really test their promise to not kick this client to the curb.
@ShaneMadden: I don't need to worry about ARP. I have static entries for now in hosts.
I recommended the move to PhoenixNAP, they have two E3-1230s, 8GB RAM, etc. Really, streaming is very light on the boxes. There's no transcoding or anything.
This spring and summer, the streaming host will try and get all their clients to move to the new platform I worked on for them (reaches all devices all the time) and they expect to go to about 100,000 unique listeners per month in big months, which represents about a potential 2,000 to 3,000 simultaneous listener night here and there during the playoff season.
Sooo... I think Secured Servers will probably have some issues with that and I'm not sure if they'll just say "Pay a few hundred more and we're cool" or try and push the guy to a half cab and bandwidth contract.
And yes, the streaming "provider" is just one guy. One non-technical guy. It's... kinda strange, but hey.
@ShaneMadden: The firewall need not be stateful. It need not have a public IP. It just silently drops packets if they match some criterion, else it lets them pass. The direction of packet does not matter.
/ends brain dump
@WesleyDavid I think the hosted Shoutcast ended up being cheaper. So...
I'm not sure why Secured Servers would care about that, though.
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@MichaelHampton Yeah, the business model of this place is all messed up too, IMO, so it's hard to attempt to get him to whitelabel another company's services.
@MichaelHampton Raw bandwidth usage I guess? I mean, 2500 listeners if barely above 100Mbps, and the guy pays for a 1Gbps shared line.
So I think he should be good.
@Bruce So h2 doesn't have a connection to s2? Ideally, where's it supposed to be sending the traffic?
I just want him to stay put until he's pulling I Heart Radio numbers.
Like, 10k simultaneous and a million unique visotors a month.
@ShaneMadden: It does: Connections: h1-s1, h2-s2, h3-s2, s1-s2.
Sure, you can send him to me whenever you want. :)
By then he hopes to have made some big ad contracts and be actually in the black by about half a million a year and he can finally 1) Pay my full hourly rate, and 2) Get his own stuff in his own rack. Preferably a rack that I sublease to him. =)
@MichaelHampton I dunno if I'd do that to you man, you seem nice. I don't want to make you an enemy. =|
00:33
Oh, well, if he's the sort who has trouble paying on time, then perhaps not...
@ShaneMadden: It has one NIC. It receives packet on it and forwards it out of the same NIC.
@MichaelHampton How much do you pay per Mb for your datacenter contract?
@Bruce Why?
@WesleyDavid I don't maintain my own datacenter, I make the clients lease (or buy) the stuff and then just manage it.
PhoenixNAP quoted me $4 per Mb. If I get a full cab, it comes with 50Mb and 30amps usable for I think $1k a month. So $2k per month to get a full rack plus 300Mbps, which should be enough for this place.
@MichaelHampton Gotcha
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Which means I have much less to worry about a non-paying client.
300 Mbps would handle about 6,000 48Kbps listeners.
Sounds about right.
@ShaneMadden: Is that a problem. I can have two links from h2 to s2 also, if you think that is a problem.
Plus, I've used IceCast so much, I see lots of room for improvement and would love to build my own front end for it and that would attract the potential to be a full-on hosting provider, which could be neat.
Front end and stats package.
That reminds me, I was going to write a thing for the Zabbix agent to monitor Shoutcast listeners and never quite got around to it.
00:36
There's a stats package out there for IceCast that has an absolutely obscene cost to it. I'd love to eat their lunch using a reasonable pricing model for a better product that doesn't have to be installed on a Windows machine
That's actually one of the reasons I'm really pining to get into Python in April sometime. Want to see if I can get some of these ideas to fruition.
Tired of being a plumber. I want to actually make things.
@Bruce I'm just trying to understand how this is supposed to work. There's no layer 2 bridge in place, and the destination of the packet (both the dest MAC and the dest IP) is h3, though the switch is delivering the packet to h2. There's no reason for h2 to be interested in the packet at all as far as I can tell.
It's fun to put pipes together, but I want to forge the metal and mold the PVC to my own purposes.
Oh that's funny. @WesleyDavid Do a Google image search for Shoutstats...
@MichaelHampton Blue poky thing!
@WesleyDavid I submitted some patches to it a while back.
00:39
@MichaelHampton CasterStats is the one I was thinking of. The pricing, and also the technical specifications, are just jaw droppingly stupid.
Yeah okay it's pretty and looks really nice.
But the pricing is completely out of range of a service provider. They're going after someone that just has a few mount points
Which I think is dumb.
Shoutstats does v1, v2 and icecast, and it's FREE. Wrap it into whatever you want.
@MichaelHampton I was looking at what AWStats can do for IceCast. Also, Sawmill has an IceCast module too
@MichaelHampton Also CentovaCast is cool, but the guy that makes it is this strange recluse or something. Lives on an island in British Columbia and has been known to go missing for lengths of time.
Are those stats listeners, bandwidth... ?
@Bruce I guess two interfaces and a forwarding bridge would work, but then you'd potentially broadcast storm without working spanning-tree. Generally with a firewall, you want for it to either be physically in-between the protected and non-protected devices (then they can be on the same layer 2 network), or logically in-between (where it's acting as a router and there are different subnets outside and inside)
@WesleyDavid Just raw listener count.
@MichaelHampton I wish Soma.fm exposed more of their stats. They've been around forever and I look to them for inspiration a lot of times when trying to figure out what to do.
Them and RadioParadise.
Soma is always, always running on a knife edge of funds.
"There are 6743 people listening to SomaFM right now."
00:45
@ShaneMadden: I understand your concerns now. I will use a layer 2 firewall instead.
@WesleyDavid And only six of you assholes donated.
@MichaelHampton Probably. =D
@ShaneMadden: Ayy suggestions on how to set up a forwarding bridge?
So far today we've raised $612, and for the month $20,956. We still are trying to raise $12,043 more by the end of the month.
Really? It costs $33,000 a month?
@MichaelHampton Yeah, that seems high, but hey. I know they have actual staff that operates to find music and curate the whole playlist thing.
00:48
Oh yeah, if they're paying staff out of that, then it's more reasonable.
@MichaelHampton I actually had an idea to make an all Creative Commons online station, so I wouldn't have to worry about paying royalites and all that legality BS.
@ShaneMadden: Will ebtables do the job?
@WesleyDavid Did you find enough music to actually play for more than 24 hours?
@JourneymanGeek I hit too localized, though OT and maybe NARQ could work.
00:49
@MichaelHampton Yeah, I searched out sources of CC music as well as spoken word performances, poetry and writing. There was a lot out there. The thing is, it would have to be purely donor driven, and really, I couldn't find a business reason to do it other than it would be fun.
@MichaelHampton: might work better in pro webmasters, with some cleanup
For some reason, I expected 48 pounds of LEGO to be a lot more
@Bruce You'll be creating a bridge and you can use ebtables for layer 2 filtering, but iptables will be involved for layer 3 filtering.
And $995 is way too much for that collection.
@ShaneMadden: Doesn't ebtables do layer 2 forwarding? Do I have to use brctl instead?
00:51
@MichaelHampton I also think that if there was a platform for distribution of CC work, one that actually benefited artists and performers with exposure and gave them some power, it would create its own momentum to a certain extent.
@WesleyDavid You could find people to promote that, I'm sure.
@WesleyDavid: like a way to donate money directly to the artists while its playing, or charity, HIB style?
@MichaelHampton But then it came back to "How do I make money? When it gets bigger than just me, how does the whole organization make money?" and that didn't have very promising answers.
@ShaneMadden: Never mind. Silly question. Thanks a lot for your time and help!
@Bruce No problem!
00:52
@WesleyDavid That sort of thing is called "non-profit"...
@JourneymanGeek My first priority would be to get the streaming provider part of the organization paid for, which quickly gets expensive unless I can find some way of only paying for what I'm using. As for the artists, okay fine I guess they should have a way of getting paid too. =P
@MichaelHampton Right but "non-profit" doesn't mean "makes-no-money" =P
And I couldn't figure out how to keep the lights going blinky-blinky.
@WesleyDavid If nobody wants the lights to go blinky-blinky, enough to cough up some donations, then they don't.
I could PoC something with what I've already got and maybe sustain, 50 to 100 listeners of varying bitrates.
@MichaelHampton Trufax.
Hell, that's true enough with a for-profit model.
But I'd rather get IceCast whipped into shape, get some better front-facing control over it, get some better statistics, and then that would parlay right into being a service provider for it, and I'd have something that no-one else has.
Streaming providers are a dime a dozen. No differentiation except for logos.
00:55
@WesleyDavid WBAI has been doing it more than 50 years. So it might be worth looking at their model.
No differentiation except for choosing CentovaCast or WHMSonic
WHM is a bad word. Go wash your mouth out with soap.
@MichaelHampton srsly
Plus, I prefer only charging people for what they use, ala cloud providers, but that freaks people out that if they have an unexpectedly big night they could have a big bill
@WesleyDavid 95% billing?
So you have to play the game of "I'll charge you $X for up to 10 128K listeners" and then average out that most places peak at 7, not 10, so you work your average and knife-edge your margins
@MichaelHampton Yeah, that's always a good idea.
I need to look at cloud bandwidth pricing and compare with what a $4 megabit would get me.
$4 gets me about what, 35 Gigabytes of transfer on a service like Amazon?
00:59
Yeah, something like that.
You don't start getting the real discounts until you're well into the tens of terabytes
And yet, 1 Megabit per month has the total potential of about 2,592,000 megabits if it was tranferring 24/7
So, $4 for 2.5TB potential, of $4 for 35Gbytes of actual usage.
Hell, there's no question there.
Sorry, 316.406GBytes not 2.5TB
DERP
Even so, that's an order of magnitude, and still no question.
Just a sec, time to pull out my bandwdith spreadsheet
01:03
And this is why we build private infrastructure instead of using AWS...
@MichaelHampton Yeahhh... it's just the capex is hard to come by
Total speed in mbps:	1


Translates to... (bits)
...megabits per hour:	3600
...megabits per day:	86400
...megabits per month:	2592000
...gigabits per hour:	3.515625
...gigabits per day:	10800
...gigabits per month:	324000
...terabits per day:	316.40625
...terabits per month:	9492.1875

Translates to... (bytes)
...megabytes per hour:	450
...megabytes per day:	10800
...megabytes per month:	324000
...gigabytes per hour:	0.439453125
...gigabytes per day:	10.546875
...gigabytes per month:	316.40625
...terabytes per day:	0.010299682617188
Well, when you're small you can do the pay as you go thing on a public cloud. If you actually start seeing some success and need to scale things out/up, then you need to get the hell off the public cloud and find the capital somewhere.
So 300GB per month of potential bandwidth for $4
Total speed in mbps:	100


Translates to... (bits)
...megabits per hour:	360000
...megabits per day:	8640000
...megabits per month:	259200000
...gigabits per hour:	351.5625
...gigabits per day:	1080000
...gigabits per month:	32400000
...terabits per day:	31640.625
...terabits per month:	949218.75

Translates to... (bytes)
...megabytes per hour:	45000
...megabytes per day:	1080000
...megabytes per month:	32400000
...gigabytes per hour:	43.9453125
...gigabytes per day:	1054.6875
...gigabytes per month:	31640.625
So $400 a month for bandwidth and $400 a month for cabinet space means the above could be had for $800 per month. I suppose that could make a streaming business that covers costs and a little more.
But streaming is a hard business and needs differentiation, and a lot of the ideas I've collected I think could make a product like that, but... I dunno.
With 100Mbps line, I could sustain 1600 64Kbps clients simultaneously.
Say 1500 for overhead and etc.
$800 is less than rent for a decent apartment.
I'd need to really crunch numbers to see what I'd have to charge and how you'd bracket clients. I really don't like how the streaming industry has pretty much gone the way of charging based on a fixed numbers of listeners at a fixed bandwidth rate.
@jscott But I can't live in my cabinet. =( I might be able to live in the office space at the datacenter though...
01:12
@WesleyDavid They don't have raised flooring?
@jscott No, this is concrete flooring.
Wait, at my current DC a half cab comes with 20Mbps, so take off $80. So for $720 I could get 100Mbps and a half cab.
Autoscale the billing? Say you have X listeners and bill $YY, and X2 listeners costs $ZZ. But you measure the number of listeners by the hour. So if you have 100 listeners during 7pm-8pm you pay $ and if you have 200 listeners during 8pm-9pm you pay $$$.
@MichaelHampton Yeah, possible. I've heard that scaled billing of any kind scares people away unless they're significantly technical, and hobbycasters spook easily.
I do hate going into hobbycasting forums because they're just technical enough to use big words, but not technical enough to know what they mean or how to string them together into real sentences.
It's just positioning, then. "Pay only for what you use!"
Shit. I know what "positioning" means.
@MichaelHampton No shame. I'm a layman MBA - it's what you need to know to actually sell what you can do.
I handed my business card to a developer acquaintance of mine the other day. My card lists "cloud services" as a competency. He lit up at that immediately. "OH CLOUD!"
I winced, but I have to list that kind of thing.
The reality is, "cloud services" means I can have a conversation to steer someone towards or away from a cloud provider like Amazon or Rackspace, no different than the conversation we had above.
But I have to put it in a way that people will connect with.
So of all the things on the business card, the one thing that people light up at is "cloud services"
sigh
I guided the streaming client of mine to use jPlayer as a web-based audio client, so perhaps I could roll some kind of fancy player into the offering. "Stream with me and get the best control panel and player on the webs!"
The great thing about IceCast and streaming in general is that it's so light on the hardware. A $1000 supermicro could handle tens of thousands of simultaneous listeners and multiple Gbits of traffic.
/ceases rambling
01:36
@WesleyDavid driving me bonkers, just tried retesting at home and I can't get it to work :/ ... If I ask, I'll just look stupid... going to try and look a lot more in to this!
Yeah, I've already moved on to "Why the fuck is Red Hat complaining about my rpath?"
I know that somebody else is going to chime in with some archaic DOS language for this and get the answer: serverfault.com/questions/490841/…
I'm already cursing him in my mind
"Waaah I'm running Windows 3.11 for Workgroups Powershell is not an option for me waaaah"
@RyanRies "This is Windows CE beta 0.9 on a SCADA network running on my phone."
"and the batteries will only last 30 more minutes."
@WesleyDavid Waaah it's so easy in Unix why can't I do it in 1987-era DOS????
@RyanRies Because 1987-era Unix was way more functional and productive than 2013 Windows?
=P
I keed I keed I make a leetle joke.
But not really.
01:41
@WesleyDavid I'm not saying that -- but I am admitting that Unix in 1987 had a way more advanced command-line interface than 1987 Microsoft technology... BUT... Windows has come a LONG way.
@RyanRies I know, I'm just a cranky bastard tonight and want to make fun of everything.
@WesleyDavid No need to apologize -- we're all working IT jobs that make us cranky. :)
YOUR MOM! YOUR FACE! YOUR SISTER! YOUR FORTY-SEVENTH CHROMOSOME!!
MY LAWN!!!
Oh, so that's why I gave that VM 2GB of RAM.. at 1GB, it's 800MB into swap.
I want to buy 2 new 32gb SSDs for my little Supermicro 1u servers at home
They're so cute
Just all "hey look, we're domain controllers!"
01:45
What rack are you mounting those servers in at home?
18u cabinet I got from a seller in Mansfield, TX
@MichaelHampton I can find the exact one if you want
It's just a home lab
And noise isn't an issue?
@MichaelHampton Nah, Noise is pretty low... although, some people not might agree, I have a high tolerance
@RyanRies And to think you could be hosting them in my cabinet for $please-pay-me-something per month!
@WesleyDavid hehehe
01:48
@RyanRies Are those the atom super micros? The PSU on those things are really piercingly loud.
@MichaelHampton They're nothing like 1u HP ProLiant pizza boxes... they're even quieter than Cisco cabinet switches
@WesleyDavid They are Atom super micros... but honestly... I don't think they're that loud... maybe I'm just deluded?
Yeah, noise is about the only thing keeping me from running a bunch of servers at home.
@RyanRies Maybe the models I was inspecting were duds or different than yours.
I need to shut them down and dust them out though... my apartment is nothing like proper data center air filtration
Since I moved my website to the cloud (TM) I have given much less of a fuck about whatever happens to all my other home computer hardware
My room:
01:51
@RyanRies I kept a 42U rack in my bedroom. My response you get use to the noise.
@WesleyDavid Dat Dell
@Jacob 42u? Shit man...
@Jacob Do you live on your own, or with roomates, or ... ?
@RyanRies I still live with my parents :P
I'm not moving out until I can afford not to have roomates
Dear Verizon,
What did you do to my Galaxy Nexus?
@Jacob Not only would I have never known wtf a 42u rack was or what to do with when I was your age, but my parents would have been like "gtfo if you think you're putting that in OUR house"
@RyanRies Big house, heavily insulated walls
The garage, however... might have been a different story
They did allow me to experiment with 750K volt transformers
But they were uneasy about it
So how many U out of 42 do you have populated, and does your room feel like a thousand hair-dryers blowing on you all the time?
01:57
@RyanRies No longer in here, but I had 32 x 1u servers at one point
Jesus Christ man
Did you live in the same room?
I mean was your bed in there?
@RyanRies Yes
@Jacob Well you have officially way outdone me in terms of crazy.
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@RyanRies The fans made a nice sound.
1u tornados
Yeah... I've always been a little crazier than the people around me in terms of having extreme hardware going on even in the room I sleep in... but 32 1U servers in my bedroom is beyond me
02:07
So I need to rename my S-corp. Decisions decisions
That's an odd name, kind of like Duran Duran.
@Jacob Call it Jacob
@JoelESalas I think VA will declare that non unique :)
Something for consulting with Hip buzz words
It has to end with ify and have a .io domain name.
Cutco, Edgecom... Interslice.
02:18
interslicify.io
Sharpointythonify.io
@ShaneMadden interslice.me
Buy the model without a built-in router. And for the love of gawd don't use "the defaults" for your internal RFC1918 addresses. — Michael Hampton 2 mins ago
not enough buzz words
@Jacob cloud.interslicify.io?
02:25
$100/year for a .io? Who knew.
My GF wants a Kindle Fire -- should I buy her one?
@RyanRies Wait for the next version.
@RyanRies They're pretty. I had the first gen and it was impressive from a hardware perspective. I'd like a HD one, but moniez.
@RyanRies lol iPad or bust
02:41
iPad mini is a nice device, but I feel like it's too fragile for daily use. Mine is locked in a drawer, I used it for like 2 days.
@JoelESalas First world problems.
My wife wants a tablet... I'm thinking Nexus 7, but the Nexus 10 looks attractive too.
nexus 7 was perfect price point and form factor for me, but I have smallish hands
That's my problem, the 7 is an awesome price, but the 10" is a much more usable form factor IMHO
@ChrisS You gigantic white people
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02:47
Yes, I'm 6'3" with big hands and big feet =]
@ChrisS Do you use a tablet with your feet?
@MichaelHampton When the mood strikes
I'm sorry I asked.
@JoelESalas You no longer use the mini?
@WesleyDavid I do not, I only have it for work
02:53
@JoelESalas What version and are you interested in selling?
Oh, wait, work owned?
@WesleyDavid Yes work owned
Well heck.
03:06
I'm considering (lastname) IT Solutions... seems generic
@Jacob No clouds?
@Jacob Google it first.
@ShaneMadden (lastname) IT cloud solutions
:)
@MichaelHampton jernigans.com
@JoelESalas You know we still have a Trello board for that one project idea
@WesleyDavid what idea?
03:17
@Jacob Seekrut idea. =)
 
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04:31
Just finished watching "The Jacket", which is just plain weird to start, but masterfully finished. It's going on my list of Darn Good movies.
04:58
@ChrisS The plot looks confusing to say the least.
 
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06:41
@WesleyDavid What are you smoking tonight, and do you plan to share with the rest of us?
@MichaelHampton haproxy can do HTTP insertion / manipulation with its req* and rsp* rules. But it can't do SSL interception too?
@WesleyDavid Nope
It wouldn't even do SSL termination until the most recent dev version.
And that hasn't hit stable yet.
This guy clearly wants to proxy outgoing connections, like a corporate web proxy. So you're looking for something like squid, Forefront whatever they named it this week, etc.
@MichaelHampton One out of two features ain't bad
Not to mention, haproxy is a load balancer, and isn't very well suited to act as a forward proxy.
And finally, it's a shopping question.
@MichaelHampton LIVE SUPPORT YOU SHUTTUP!!!
06:46
> Google it motherfucker!
@MichaelHampton Okay, fine, I changed my recommendation to Squid.
I laugh way too hard at this:
It's funny because the balloon says Get Well Soon!
Oh and dead raccoon.
Now...should I downvote your answer for not being in English?
verily
@MichaelHampton Dispatch thy yare downvote puissant, lest I inhabit thy sweven tonight!
Ye froward poky thing!
If I knew what a sweven was, I could decide whether or not to smack you senseless.
06:55
@MichaelHampton google.co.uk/…
I'll swiven thee, contumelious moldwarp!
@Iain Oh, and parfay.
17 mins ago, by Michael Hampton
@WesleyDavid What are you smoking tonight, and do you plan to share with the rest of us?
@Iain You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things.
Thou venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
hmm looks like -3 is sufficient to dim an answer now - when did that happen ?
Aye those fustilarian Stack Exchange busy-builders be racking their knotty-pated minds to sully our long days here.
07:02
@Iain It's been -3 for as long as I can remember.
@MichaelHampton Ye milk-livered mammet, such things are pie headed lies!
@MichaelHampton I thought it was 4 oh well, moar caffeine required then
@Iain -4 takes a question off the home page.
@Iain Of a truth we could use some gut brine to lay us dot cottoned.
The saddest part is that I'm completely sober.
And I don't drink to drunkenness and have not imbibed any substance to a level of inebriation since I was 16.
The mind is a terrible thing.
And it must be stopped.
Wow blogspot is the #11 website on Alexa? I didn't know it was still a thing.
Wow, StackOverflow is #69
hurr hurr
07:12
alexa?
Wait, Alexa is still around?
@JourneymanGeek Hrm? Dost thy prose imply that thou art not privy anent the legend of Alexa?
I dost imply no such thing. I doth imply that alexa, much like that poxy whore thereabouts, is saggy, and much parst her days of skirtlifting!
(is it talk like a pirate day?)
@MichaelHampton Mhmm - it's either them of quantcast
Ehhh, quantcast isn't exactly a 1:1 alternative
Or maybe it kinda is.
maybe
@WesleyDavid SE use quantcast
07:18
Interesting that StackOVerflow is 196 on quantcast, but 69 on alexa
@DennisKaarsemaker So QuantCast says Booking gets 9.1 million a month and is ranked as #129 in the US for sites.
Okay, time for bed.
Later lovelies.
 
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morning. I got that VM from Jacob more or less set up!
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