The Comms Room

WesleyDavid

23:02

EVAN CARROLL! EVAN CARROLL!! EVAN CARROLL!!!

I heard if you say his name three times he appears. Or you call forth an elder spirit from the nether realms who torments you for eternity.

Can't remember which.

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid Meh, I have him on my ever growing list of "ignore" users

Seeing as the SE staff seem determined to try and control his insanity I give up

Josh Gitlin

I saw Evan's anme mentioned in the sidebar and felt the need to see what he has done now

@WesleyDavid I am so tempted to edit the last one out so he won't appear ;-)

Jacob

@JoshGitlin JOSH!

tombull89

Too late. The spirits have been awoken.

Josh Gitlin

@Jacob EVAN! Er, I mean, JACOB!

Iain

23:06

@JoshGitlin even if he did most of us wouldn't notice

WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin Mention Evan, get Josh? I'll have to consult the dungeon manual about this. I don't recall that behavior at all.

Cole

FFFFF

Jacob

@tombull89 Hey, about how many people are interested in UK Minecraft hosting if you don't mind, We're working on designing the UK setup now.

Josh Gitlin

@WesleyDavid I always appear to gawk at a good Evan Trainwreck :-)

MIfe

@ewwhite Have you ran io tests on them to check they get the iops they claim as well?

cause my SSD doesnt get the IOPS they claim it can :) least ways not in random/io. Still good though.

Mark Henderson

23:08

@Iain Damn straight

Cole

My chiropractor just called me, wanted to check in on me after my first visit today. Super nice guy

Iain

:)

Mark Henderson

@Cole Cos he wants you to come back and spend more money on quackery

Or, he wants to fuck you

One or the other

Cole

@MarkHenderson well with my pelvis 8mm higher on the right side, a misaligned disc and the disc under it being rotated... I think I'll go back ;)

tombull89

@Jacob Likely three, but I don't know if that's three different servers or us putting our money together to have one larger server.

Cole

23:09

Especially because the pain is pretty awful lately.

Jacob

@tombull89 The DC is in Madienhead, want to traceroute 82.145.37.130 please?

WesleyDavid

@Cole Yeah, I wrecked my occipital region straining with weight lifting. I've been getting it worked out for the last month at my chiro. Fortunately he's a weight lifter too so can commiserate with me. =P

Mark Henderson

@Cole My wife had minor surgery a few months back and even though the doctor was crazy expensive (our out of pocket expenses were around $4k, which is substantially more than other doctors would charge), he had the best bedside manner of any doctor we've ever dealt with before

Cole

@WesleyDavid have to say, I'm very impressed with this guy. He went above and beyond, my copay for a Specialist is $35 - but he went online and researched it and it's actually $20 for chiro.

Jacob

@WesleyDavid I think that is the wrong noun? that refers to a part of your brain.

WesleyDavid

23:12

@JoshGitlin And and which sidebar are you referring to? Is there a cross-site star tracking something-or-other?

Cole

@MarkHenderson yeah this guy has been doing it for 14 years, seriously has the best bedside manner of any doctor I've ever met/dealt with.

tombull89

:8625087
Tracing route to ovz01.lhrdc5.bigbrainglobal.net [82.145.37.130]
over a maximum of 30 hops:
  1     1 ms     1 ms     1 ms  3.home [192.168.1.1]
  2    57 ms    59 ms    60 ms  172.31.146.11
  3   225 ms   230 ms   210 ms  te2-2.ccr01.lon11.atlas.cogentco.com [149.11.78.17]
  4    58 ms    59 ms    59 ms  te0-4-0-4.ccr22.lon01.atlas.cogentco.com [130.117.48.181]
  5    65 ms    60 ms    58 ms  tiscali.lon01.atlas.cogentco.com [130.117.15.50]
  6    56 ms    59 ms    59 ms  iomart-hosting-gw.ip4.tinet.net [77.67.74.102]

Cole

Aside from my primary care doctor, who's a younger dude and SUPER laid back.

Josh Gitlin

@WesleyDavid The Other rooms you're in bar at the right --->

Cole

I need to find a new dentist - probably go to where ever my girlfriend ends up working (dental assistant) so I know I'll get good treatment

Mark Henderson

23:14

@Cole You have a girlfriend?!

Woo go you

Josh Gitlin

I was idle in here but active in the Cog Sci chat and saw WesleyDavid: EVAN CARROLL! EVAN CARROLL!! EVAN CARROLL!!!

WesleyDavid

@Jacob Occipital bone, aka occiput, the backplate of your skull. Has fine muscles that can be wrecked too. Closely connected to the atlas.

Cole

@MarkHenderson yeah, very recent

Jacob

@tombull89 That seems solid, good enough for you? Minecraft will function with anything below 175ms

WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin Ah, didn't notice you lurking in the room.

Josh Gitlin

23:14

@WesleyDavid Oddly enough I was just upvoting all your answers on Security.SE :-)

Jacob

@JoshGitlin SOCKPUPPET ALERT

tombull89

@Jacob yeah - I'd probably get a better response time if I used my home broadband rather than mobile data but that's still good.

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson Newton's fourth law of relativity: For every female that cole hasn't dated, he will date them or at the least one of their relatives, possible simultaneously, at some point before the sun goes nova.

Cole

on teh left

Josh Gitlin

Josh's Socks, Franklin, VA

728 5 10

Jacob

23:16

@JoshGitlin You live in Franklin now?

Josh Gitlin

Also, I like how that is the #4 google result for "Josh's Socks"

@Jacob My sockpuppet apparently does

Don't ask me why

Cole

Franklin, MA > Franklin, VA

Josh Gitlin

Must have had some brillinat humor value which I cannot recall now

@Cole I agree here

tombull89

Ah we've got a Sockpuppet here too.

WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin Don't mention hosiery here! You think Evan Carroll is bad? Wait until @pauska learns about your socks.

tombull89

23:17

Poor guy gets abused quite a lot.

Cole

@WesleyDavid what you're trying to say is...I'm a pimp.

WesleyDavid

@tombull89 Noooo! It's going to turn into a tube-orgy here if you don't stop talking about socks!

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Matt Bear

<--- is trouble shooting LAMP

:(

Mark Henderson

@Cole Oh la la

pauska

sockssssssssssssssssssssssss

Cole

23:17

@MarkHenderson not bad, right?

Matt Bear

hows it going everybody!

WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin And that shouldn't be hard to do - I mean, it took all of what? Two seconds to upvote both my answers? =P

Mark Henderson

@Cole Nice work ;)

Cole

@MarkHenderson thanks! :) she's pretty awesome and nerdy..and hot

Mark Henderson

And she loves her Nanna :p

Cole

23:18

Also I'm the best uncle ever

Josh Gitlin

@WesleyDavid Wait I am confusing you with another angry bear

Mark Henderson

@Cole Being an uncle is cool cos you can buy them sugary food and then palm them back to their parents when you're done

tombull89

@Cole don't...jam your clam or whatever it was.

Cole

@MarkHenderson yep, got them all hyper then was like GOTTA GO BYE!

WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin Probably. I became a bear from hanging out in The DMZ. Because sexy hairy men.

Mark Henderson

23:19

However my only neices/nephews live in Melbourne and have heaps of uncles/aunties cos they're my sisters step-kids

Jacob

@Cole Franklin, VA is a hicktown shithole

Cole

@tombull89 she's probably not sane - but what woman is? I'll take hot and intelligent.

Mark Henderson

I did however, get "Mark you're the best uncle EVER!" from one of them last visit cos I bought him an icypole

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Josh Gitlin

@WesleyDavid Yes my apologies, this is most definitely not you:

Thomas Pornin, Quebec City, Canada

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WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin Actually, no, I became a bear because I'm angry and want to eat people.

Cole

23:19

@Jacob ah, I live in Franklin, MA - a Boston suburb and it's pretty awesome

Matt Bear

@Cole well... you must grade them on the vikki mendoza diagonal

Cole

Anyways, the crazier the girl the better she is in the sack.

Josh Gitlin

@Cole I grew up in Newton, MA :-)

WesleyDavid

@MattBear And lo, another Bear emerges.

Cole

@JoshGitlin nice! I'm originally from RI

Mark Henderson

23:20

@Cole I dunno, I found the opposite

Quiet girls just explode like tigers

Cole

@MarkHenderson well she's shy

@tombull89 I'll jam her clam

WesleyDavid

@MattBear Change your avatar to something appropriate.

Dammit, watermarks.

tombull89

@Cole wait what how did I do that

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid Goes too fast to read and appreciate the joke

tombull89

oh, dited

Cole

23:21

@tombull89 wat

Matt Bear

►

WesleyDavid

Seriously, if you watermark your animated gif with your tumblr, you deserve chemically assisted explosive anal prolapse.

@MarkHenderson Really? hmmm....

Josh Gitlin

OK, dinner time for me. Catch you guys later!

WesleyDavid

@JoshGitlin Maul ya' later.

Matt Bear

@WesleyDavid I'll think about it :p

tombull89

23:23

Cole

This is my last night of my VMware ICM course - THANK JESUS

Should be getting my 70% discount voucher in the next 2 weeks so I can take my exam

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid It's ok, the porn industry will have me believe that all I have to do is invite a girl to sit on a couch in my under-decorated office, shove a camera in her face and she'll let me fuck her in every hole without complaining or looking uncomfortable once, or even resisting.

Cole

@MarkHenderson works for me..

Mark Henderson

Or, in the words of Roger from American Dad "Sex on my planet sucks; it's all consentual!"

Cole

Girlfriend is sleeping over for the first time tomorrow night

Jacob

23:26

@MarkHenderson You forgot the looking at her ID part :P

Mark Henderson

@Cole Cole's gunna get some.. cole's gunna get some...

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Jacob

Then again, I would have no such knowledge on said topic

Cole

@MarkHenderson not sure but I'm hoping

Jacob

rm -rf /

Mark Henderson

The male part of me wants to give you a high five, the part of me that thinks that relationships shouldn't turn sexual too soon wants to cry. I'm torn!

Cole

23:28

She sent me this last night followed by: Prepare to be very busy one day

Hope that day is tomorrow

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson The hell did you give to your nephew?

You have three choices.

Choose wisely.

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid Definition number one you sick fuck

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Cole

icy pole = freeze pop and/or Popsicle?

Mark Henderson

@Cole Yes

WesleyDavid

@Cole You never know with Australians.

Matt Bear

23:33

@MarkHenderson relationships should turn sexual immediately!

Mark Henderson

@WesleyDavid is implying that I bought my 7 year old nephew a hooker to rub his cold penis

Matt Bear

(otherwise, you end up getting married)

Jacob

@WesleyDavid I've got to agree with @MarkHenderson there. You just took a Russian Czar H bomb to the line with that one

Mark Henderson

@MattBear I couldn't disagree more

@MattBear Well for me that was always the end goal

WesleyDavid

@MattBear Marriage sounds really scary and sad. =(

Mark Henderson

23:34

If I couldn't imagine being married to someone after 6-9 months, it was time to end

@WesleyDavid It's not really

WesleyDavid

@MarkHenderson So when can I marry your wife?

Mark Henderson

There are parts of being single that I miss, but on the whole I prefer marriage

Matt Bear

only dated one girl I that diddnt put out within a week...

so I married her

Cole

This is the first girl in a long time who has not sent me nudes or provocative pictures before we were together/sleeping together/etc. Which I mean, who doesn't like nudes? But I really want a woman who respects herself enough to not throw herself at me like that

Mark Henderson

@MattBear Classy ;)

@Cole Exactly

Cole

23:35

@MattBear Exactly!

Matt Bear

@Cole its a trap!

Cole

So, I'm really happy about that

Mark Henderson

Friend of mine was after this girl for a while, got her on a first date, said that she gave "The best head job ever, and her hand control was just amazing - I'll never get a BJ like that ever again"

Matt Bear

make you fall in love then have sex...

Mark Henderson

And immediately called it off becuase "Shit, how many other dudes has she done that to to get so good? That means she must bounce around a lot and not be interested in a serious relationship"

Matt Bear

23:36

ruins the casual sex aspect of it..

Cole

@MarkHenderson its sad though.....because she probably does it for attention. Our society is so hyper-sexualized that girls think they HAVE to do this or guys won't like them.

Matt Bear

@MarkHenderson well yeah

Mark Henderson

@Cole Possibly. Not realising that the reason none of these dudes call is precisely because of her actions, not in spite of it

Matt Bear

@Cole its true actually.... I've been with girls ONLY for sex... couldnt stand em otherwise, but they were hot and willing so I would pretend for awhile.

they pretty much HAD to, or I wouldn't of listened to their stupidity for more then 5 minutes...

Cole

Makes me sad, she asked me if she didnt sleep with me right away - would I not want to date her

Jacob

23:39

@MattBear WOW, WTF, the entire time I wanted a relationship I was doing it wrong? Sex is really the way to go? Dammit.

Mark Henderson

@RyanRies - serverfault.com/questions/490276/…

Can't you just install the individual certificate you want to trust and leave it at that?

Matt Bear

Actually, I think its sad that theres women out there who are so... I guess the best way to say it, is "Jersey Shore", that they really are good for only one thing...

Ryan Ries

@MarkHenderson If it was issued by a CA you don't trust, you'll still get a "unable to verify trust chain" message

Zoredache

@MarkHenderson I know you can do it in Chrome/Firefox. Don't know about at the OS level

Cole

I hate dealing with certificates

WesleyDavid

23:41

Okay - enough. Portishead and some help desk tickets. Wonder catops powers ACTIVATE!!! mrow

Ryan Ries

I used to hate them, but I deal with them so much now that now I actually like them

Mark Henderson

@RyanRies Sure, but it won't bug you about the certificate itself. Unfortunately he doesn't say what he's doing with it, so I don't know if he could just trust that certs fingerprint or whatever

Cole

@RyanRies haven't had to deal with them TOO much but when I have...not fun

Matt Bear

@Jacob the right way to go, is find someone whos actually worth your time and effort... Thats pretty rare...

Ryan Ries

@MarkHenderson brb, doing an experiment

Mark Henderson

23:43

@RyanRies Science bitches

Cole

My cat is sleeping on my feet and I really need to pee but feel bad for disturbing him

Mark Henderson

@Cole Just piss on him, two birds with one stone

Empty bladder, and he he will voluntarily remove himself

Cole

@MarkHenderson I just snorted and startled him

he got up

my legs and feet were sweating

Mark Henderson

Problem solved ;)

Zoredache

There was a firefox plugin, and I can't recall what its name is, but it treats SSL certs like ssh host keys.

Cole

23:45

He looks so offended

Zoredache

prompt on first use/change, permit if you have seen it in the past and trusted it.

Mark Henderson

@Cole He's a cat. he would be offended if you bought the wrong brand of cat food

Cole

Cats are dicks.

Zoredache

I really wish that SSL had incorporated the concept of a namespace for CAs so that all signed certs would have to have a CN that matched a particular pattern. That way people could spin up a CA that is valid for *.example.org without being also able to create certs for bank.invalid.

Michael Hampton

All right, who's the FUCKING ASSHOLE who blacklisted the kernel on my EL6 virtual machine?

Mark Henderson

23:59

@MichaelHampton Me

runs

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