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00:07
@MarkHenderson well congrats, you're one of two people I know that have actually used vmware FT in production
@voretaq7 I'm guessing AX4-5i. Cheap and does what promised.
we have two EMC recoverpoints at each site gathering dust right now...
@pauska They were quite good, except the replication did not like the shitty link we had to texas
havent been arsed to buy hours from EMC to get it set up.. I'm thinking that i'd rather take the route of just using hyperv with built in replication
basil would probably spit at the floor if he saw what I just wrote
@pauska fwiw I handed that project off about 12 months ago, so I've no idea if it's still in use, but I'm guessing it is
I had a laugh reading your SQL woes above here
I need to raise some money....
im gonna set up a site for donations I think
00:14
I'm trying to learn a bit more about sizing ms sql correctly.. how do you profile your database to find out how large a query is?
I'm using the data warehousing, but it doesnt give me any query size?
gonna use it for cooking meth
(4GB RAM on 120GB dataset is beyond belief btw)
00:29
Oh eww... Got sick at the data center...
This is a big facility, so I had to run for 2-3 minutes to find a toilet!!
@ewwhite That's what you get for throwing back a handful of roofies.
@ewwhite lol
@ewwhite ive been thinking about turning the... porclein office, into my office
00:57
@ewwhite You ok?
01:16
Just had a support call with my old man. He got a new computer [on his own! he's all grown up] so we had to do the ShowMyPC thing. It took longer to get him to launch the showmypc exe than it did to resolve the issue. Also, he's about to print a 130 page PDF on his inkjet printer, even after we talk about how wasteful and expensive [in ink cost] that will be. sigh
01:26
Could be worse. He could have that printer and not use it.
Or, as my father did, use it about once per year.
That means that the inkt cartridges have dried out after a year, so each new print job (typical 5 pages) costs a new colour inkt cartridge.
I've heard system admins smell like cheese
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That sounds about right
Old cheese, old cheese. :)
@sigh Ha! You'd be lucky if I smelled that nicely.
I don't even want to describe what my chair smells like.
I'm scared to ask why or how you know what it smells like
01:31
I often have to mess around under the desk with cabling, so I get a free wiff in passing.
One thing I dislike about Aerons is the lack of a seat cushion. It's next to impossible to crack off a silent one while sitting in an Aeron.
On the other hand it doesn't accumulate in the cushion because the Aeron ain't got one.
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@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Weren't you going to sleep?
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Is farts and cheese all you talk about?
I think the small is keeping him awake
@SimonRigharts Mostly. Occasionally I talk about computers as well.
01:34
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Exactly, we've got the cheapest of cheap Office Maxpo chairs. They not comfortable, but they have a thick seat pad that really holds the smell.
Limburger is a cheese that originated during the 19th century in the historical Duchy of Limburg, which is now divided among modern-day Belgium, Germany, and Netherlands. The cheese is especially known for its pungent odor commonly compared to body odor. Manufacture Today, most Limburger is made in Germany, but Herve cheese is a type of Limburger cheese still produced in the Land of Herve, in the territory of the old Duchy of Limburg. Herve is located near Liège, and the borders separating Belgium from the Netherlands and Germany. The "Pays de Herve" is a hilly area between the Vesdre an...
Local cheese
Damn it, now I'm hungry again.
@Hennes That stuff is absolutely rancid.
Don't you agree it is perfect for this discussion ?
01:36
@Hennes It certainly captures the essence of the discourse
There's beer shop around that corner that sells local cheeses, Limburger included. It's pretty damn good.
Well, the ideal one would be one that smells like farts. I don't know of any cheese that actually smells like farts though.
And sausages...mmmm
Did @MDMarra invite his DBA friends from work here?
nope
nopenopenope
And did you guys get Oracle BI AD auth working? :)
01:38
we did not
I basically want to filter user enumeration by group membership but oracle doesnt like that
Well I guess in six more days it's not your problem anyhow.
just pointing it at DC=domain,DC=com breaks BI because it takes so long to enumerate all of the users for every single action
Haha, classic.
@jscott Nope we're invading. And trying to bring the tone of the channel down, but we need a bigger digger.
@MDMarra You and @ScottPack were just describing that the other night.
01:40
(&(objectClass=user)(sAMAccountName=*)
(memberof=CN=Oracle_BI,OU=Users,DC=domain,DC=com)) doesn't work
@SimonRigharts you are trying to bring the town of this channel down? How can it get any lower then a bi-weekly link to a 55 gallon drum of lubricant for sale?
@MDMarra Don't ldap filter on objectClass, it's not indexed
Use objectCategory=person or the like
@jscott We're going to linger and try drag the (good) DBA folk over to the dark side
@jscott huh. good tip. Want to guess what the oracle bi default is for an AD auth provider?
At the same time we're going to start tossing the MySql monkeys your way, instead of SO
'bout time you suffered your fair share
@jscott 55 gallon drum would last me three days....
@MDMarra Let me guess objectClass? :)
yep
I just built the rest of the filter around that
@MarkStorey-Smith <burns>Excellent</burns>
There's better non-MS references about class vs category, some with profiling stats, that was just the first MS-hit I saw in google.
@MattBear Of beer, cheese or sausage? :)
01:44
@jscott lube
Oh, yeah that. :0
internet provider changeover commencing in T-76m...
I can't wait to have a week off and no nothinggggg
and then start a new job where I don't dread going to work
@MDMarra congrats!
So no plans then? No shows, trips, anything?
01:47
@MDMarra where are you starting at?
I might go to brooklyn for a couple of days. I have a photographer buddy that just moved there
@MDMarra TMI
@MattBear a consulting firm close to my apartment
@MattBear tmi?!
@MDMarra too much info... dont want to hear about your photoshoots!
heh
He shoots bands
01:49
@MDMarra but gratz on the new job
better pay?
the band that has him on retainer went to australia but didnt take him out this time, so he's just tooling around NYC, so I may join him
@MattBear yeah better pay, better position
i'm going to be the sr architect on the windows engineering team there
nice
closer drive?
so i'm going to have a lead role
yeah 15 minute car instead of 1h train
well, 10 minute car to train, 30 minute train, 15 minute subway, 5 minute walk
thats my current commute
@MDMarra much nicer... that commute sux
You can space out on the train so it's not awful
01:51
same as mine though :p
and I spend about $45 on gas a month
so that's nice
but yeah, i'm looking forward to the change
I bet
I need to look for a new position eventually lol
This is my 2nd job in 9 months :x
made a misstep by taking my current one
02:09
The eyes really make that special.
@MDMarra Sr Architect (ooh fancy) on the Windows Team (oh nevermind)
Windows only sucks in the hands of people that suck.
Granted, that's most Windows admins
But still
@MDMarra Windows sucks.
02:13
They're going to have to burn this chair when I leave.
@MichaelHampton computers suck
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A: Is a wildcard DNS record bad practice?

Michael HamptonIf you ever put a computer in that domain, you will get bizarre DNS failures, where when you attempt to visit some random site on the Internet, you arrive at yours instead. Consider: You own the domain example.com. You set up your workstation and name it. ... let's say, yukon.example.com. Now yo...

Someone have any idea why this guy downvoted it?
Wait until ICANN creates the .local top level domain. A lot of people are going to be royally screwed.
@MichaelHampton It'd never get approved
And why would that be? Every single corporate place I've worked at (which is a lot) does this. It's very common practice and there is absolutely no down side to it. — Chris Lively 2 mins ago
And if it did, nobody would use it because of all the problems with it
02:23
@MichaelHampton already on it
@MichaelHampton I remember reading that at least three different groups have put in bids for .local.
@MDMarra They were probably all @MichaelHampton just trolling
@MarkHenderson I don't have the $180,000 it would take to troll at that level.
Isn't that just the application fee?
Right. I'm all for trolling people who desperately need it, but I'm not going to spend that sort of cash to do it.
I've been watching chopped for about 4 hours now
02:27
> Despite not being a valid top-level domain in the Internet, considerable DNS traffic that queries the local domain exists in the public Domain Name System.[1] In June 2009, the L root server received more than 400 such queries per second,[2] ranking 4th in DNS traffic of all TLDs after COM, ARPA, and NET.
yep
I've been averaging about 150 views per week on my .local blog post
that's like triple the next 4 most popular combined
OK, so you're left with "What is the best anti-virus for Windows Server 2012" and that's really not a question we can answer for you. — Michael Hampton 10 secs ago
Somehow my blog is in the top 3-5 results for ".local" on google
@MDMarra That's excellent
@MichaelHampton He quoted an RFC in his defense of .local
and the RFC doesn't have .local in it anywhere
Does he think he's the only one that's ever read them and people won't check his sources?
02:34
@MDMarra :damn... I researched that a bit before I decided to go with .local... and the only reason I went with .local was it was microsofts recommendation
@MattBear If I had my time again I wouldn't use .local but now that we've got it and are stuck with it, it's not as much of the sky is falling as (some people in here) like to make out
@MattBear Link?
Yes it might have problems, yes there could be issues in the future
Because I can link you to MS recommendation where it says not to use .local, but to use a 3rd level subdomain :)
@MDMarra Then why the fuck do they ship SBS with that shit by default and have for over 10 years?
02:36
@MarkHenderson Have fun getting a UCC cert for your Exchange/Lync in a few years
@MarkHenderson Are you really going to quote SBS in a debate about best practice?
@MDMarra Don't need any UCC certs
@MDMarra Not at all, but you can sort of see where people get the idea from
@MattBear "Applies to SBS 2008"
everything microsoft says .local...
I make the no .local argument there
And it addresses SBS
and links to a MS document all the way back in 2000 that says to use a third level delegated subdomain of a domain that you control
02:38
@MDMarra I cant find the article I was reading now...
Really though, SBS has exchange, sql server, AD, and all kinds of other shit all on one box
It's not what should be used as a model of best practice
It's meant as an out of the box quick and easy solution for people with minimal tech knowledge
Most of that target audience probably doesn't have a website registered or doesn't know what a subdomain is
@MDMarra there was an article out there that said using .local was best practice, it's dead and gone though. Also IIRC (I don't have them anymore) the Win2k Official MS MCP Training material had you use .local
@MDMarra "I want my users to see Company\User as the login name. I don't want something ugly like AD\User or Corp\User!" - that's the one I fell for
Not knowing you could seperate the UPN from the FQDN
Or the Netbios even
@MDMarra it hasnt been an issue so far, but I'm wishing I had gone with a subdomain now
18 minutes till internet changeover...
02:44
@MarkHenderson yep
firewall objects are created, so we will see how it goes
@Zypher I hear that a lot but I've never found one
Not saying you're not right
But if they did exist, Microsoft did a good job of wiping them off the face of the earth
@MarkHenderson That's actually the netbios name though
@MDMarra oh yea ... i think i read it around 03/04 and it was old then ... i'd do the same thing if I was them, since looking back it was never a good idea
@MDMarra I think they have been trying to change anything they ever said about using .local...
even in networking classes, .local was the standard
well, now I know
haha
I don't get why people defend their non-standard stance without a good cause like that Chris guy in the comments
02:50
yea, I mean I've used it in the past, but I KNOW I WAS WRONG NOW
A compelling argument is "The RFC is wrong because _______ and these are the reasons it works" not "Well nothing bad will happen"
You need to have a reason if you want to take a dissenting view of a published standard
Not put the burden of proof on the people that abide by it
oh well.
Cue "someone on the Internet is wrong" xkcd... :)
Arrrgh!!!
I broke systems!
Did you puke on them?
02:52
Somehow I crashed my storage!
@Jacob Thank you.I was even wrong in my quote. apropos.
@jscott BUT ITS ABOUT .LOCAL
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I GET ABOUT THAT
But I snagged a quick photo after running to the bathroom....
@ewwhite #nofilter #puking
and my cabling is getting better...
02:54
@ewwhite You and your damn server porn
I like that green cable
Makin me jelous
it's trolling you
@ewwhite Those racks in the background look lonely
"Why can't I have friends like racks in other DC's? Why do I have to stand here, alone? Did I wrong you somehow? Please let me have friends..."
Is that external SAS to a DAS for storage?
02:55
Ah they're EDB's
Didn't see that first time around
@MarkHenderson those are just 208V 3ø power distribution units for each row.
@ewwhite What's all that? Your stuff or clients?
@MDMarra Multipath SAS for the JBOD shelves
are those apc power cords?
and CX4 10GbE connectors... two per server
02:56
(doesn't look like it)
I'm using a pile of 1-foot cables-to-go power cables
@Jacob These are my servers. In the new colo.
Once I'm done down below... need to fix the top of rack..
@ewwhite What do they do?
@Jacob backup, storage, vSphere replication, data mirroring, websites, email, spam filtering...
monitoring...
@ewwhite You have a top 100 site you run in your spare time?
maybe 60 or so virtual machines.
03:00
@ewwhite back to my point :) what are you running 60VMs personally for?
1 min ago, by ewwhite
@Jacob backup, storage, vSphere replication, data mirroring, websites, email, spam filtering...
for customers.
@ewwhite Oh, ok you you basically run a "cloud" on your own time as well.
@ewwhite Most people start at the top and then move down below, but I guess if she likes it in that order, why not
@mdmarra: BUT I WANT TO NAME MY AD DOMAIN MYCOMPANY.LOCAL!
Or mycompany.com, as a second choice...
>snicker<
@Jacob Sure... a cloud... with lots of .local domain names.
03:03
@ewwhite Everybody likes .local :)
@EvanAnderson NO EVAN
I want to name my domain local.localdomain.local
Not to be confused with remote.localdomain.local
@MDMarra I actually think it was this doc technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/Bb727030.aspx (seems very familiar) but it seems they redid their link structure around 2007 and can't find any older revs
@ewwhite wanted to name the last AD that we built ad.company.local.biz.cc
One does not simply tell @EvanAnderson or @ewwhite No. This would imply that they are fallible, which clearly isn't true.
03:04
and yes, i just spent about 30 mins trying to prove the internet never forgets
I can't speak for @ewwhite, but I'm fallible as hell.
@Jacob no, I think I crashed my storage unit...
may have pulled the wrong power cable
I have W2K "Microsoft Official Curriculum" books that describe the preferred AD naming as using a delegated subdomain of a domain you own.
my "cloud" disappeared for 20 minutes
@ewwhite you mean ZFS can't handle being unplugged by accident?
03:06
it can!
What good is that?
and VMware just waits...
but this storage unit takes ~12 minutes to boot.
my thumper takes 15-20 minutes to boot...
Is it a freaking Sunfire 4500?
4540...
that's what I'm installing right now
HAHA no it's not
03:07
@ewwhite HAHAHAHAHA
@MDMarra - That Lync certificate-related blog entry is great. >sigh<
Wait, you're not kidding are you?
@EvanAnderson Yeah, there's a few similar ones for exchange floating around as well
@Jacob Hmm?
I never did get to see a Thumper. They sounded fun.
03:08
I bought it when I was young and stupid...
maybe $18k cash.
@ewwhite if you don't mind what do you pay for the colo?
I can't say I've had occasion to buy anything like that myself. I look for other people to buy that stuff... >smile<
@Jacob $1149/mo.
@MDMarra We issue our own certificates for our exchange servers, and if you don't have our root installed, well fuck you you shouldn't be on our mail servers anyway
@ewwhite WTF, we pay that for 1/4 of a rack
And we got a "good deal"
@ewwhite What do you get? 42U, 1gbps?
03:10
@Jacob I was paying $999/mo. for 10Mb and not-enough-power at my previous place.
@MarkHenderson Lots of places are like that too. However, try working for a university that provides OWA to 20k students
no way are you getting your root cert on even a fraction of their machines
no matter how hard you try and how nice it would make your email situation, not to mention it would make your NAP/PEAP/MSCHAPv2 Cisco wireless auth much easier to deal with
but that part of my career is behind me
@Jacob here, I have two Gigabit fiber drops, HSRP, A+B power... and it's a pristine new datacenter facility.
@MDMarra Well OK that's a different situation to what most of us work with ;)
@MarkHenderson how much power?
@ewwhite That's quite nice.
03:12
Plenty of places provide public OWA access though or limited outlook access to certain people (read: execs) from their home computers
@ewwhite 20A@240v
I'm logged on to work email via OWA in my browser pretty much 24/7 when I'm not at work
@MDMarra Then you jsut train them to ignore the certificate errors; they were going to ignore it anyway ;)
@MarkHenderson this is 2 x 20A 120V, though
they said that going to 208V in this case wouldn't be necessary...
@ewwhite Which is roughly the same
03:14
@MarkHenderson I can't load both feeds up, though
firewall reboot time!!
(single PSU)
@ewwhite Can't get 120v here. The give you 240 by default, or 408v 3phase if you ask nicely
3 phase 408V in a data center? What are you running, machine tools?
Lathe as a Service
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@MattSimmons OMG it's Matt Simmons!!!
They have to run a complete mirror of the Internet in Australia to get acceptable page load times.
That takes some juice
03:16
hahaha
@MDMarra but ... but where do they store it!
@Jacob Hi Jacob!
Lots of WD green drives...
IBM Z mainframes stacked on top of one another, with optional vending machine attachment.
@EvanAnderson If you wanted to put 8 fully loaded blade chassis into a 42U, you'll need the PDU to match it...
03:17
@Zypher On @ewwhite's ZFS VMs with passthrough JBODs presented back to the VMs on the same host that it's running on
@MarkHenderson - You got a point there. That'd be a hell of a space heater, too.
They break them down into single-phase circuits
Makes sense, but so odd to think about 3 phase in a context other that big machine tools, welders, or industrial refrigeration equipment.
what are these pdu's you are referring to
am I not supposed to use these?
@MattSimmons I see you'll be speaking at LOPSA-EAST this year
03:19
@Jacob Yeah, SSD intro class. I see you'll be speaking, too! Very cool!
@pauska Geezus, that's high brow. We just chain tonnes of these
Actually Lathe as a Service makes me think I might not actually mind 3D Printing as a Service... I upload my plans to your printer in the clouds then you mail me the weird plastic 3D shit I just printed.
@MarkHenderson even better, less wires to strip up!
@RyanRies There are too many patents surrounding 3D printing, you'd get sued by the major manfucaturers
03:20
@MarkHenderson Maybe I just was
@RyanRies - There are rapid prototyping facilities out there that'll do that.
You can get away with it for home projects because nobody is going ti sue Joe Bloggs who only has $10 to his name, but if you make a business out of it you'll get done for patent infrigement before you make your first sale
That sucks... the first introduction I had to what the hell 3D printing is was from watching Lisa Harouni do a TED talk... she's purty
the sound of a dozen nerds googling
how did you know :O
Jeri Ellsworth is hotter. She makes transistors at home.
03:24
@MDMarra Ha, yeah, abusing the RFC to make a point not actually in it...
One time, at band camp...
"I saw someone propose a change once that would make all of this crap I'm saying true"
Oh, well should I apologize now or later?
Doesn't the "many worlds" hypothesis make everything I say true in some universe?
posted on February 28, 2013 by ryan

One of my favorite pastimes (hey don't judge me) is properly configuring my Windows Servers so that they complete a cold boot and log on of a user without a single error in the Application or System event logs.  Even if the errors that are logged don't seem to have any impact on the system, I still don't want to see them.  Maybe some people don't care that errors are being generated b

I wonder what would happen if I typed in fuck.you.livelyconsulting.com into my browser...?
he's a web dev according to his profile
03:27
His profile on SO is completely different.
I wonder what would happen if I typed in fuck.you.schoolofficepro.com into my browser...?
link for the lazy?
Scrolling down is too much work for you?
heh ya totally different
Anyway, the website in that profile does indeed have wildcard DNS.
done!
well, firewall reboot...
03:30
that was not supposed to be pasted here, but bleh
03:54
A fresh install of Mac OS will take 6 days to encrypt? Wat?
using what
nice 19 encrypt
@MDMarra FileVault.
Took about 2 hours to encrypt on my 512GB SSD
don't new ssd's have compression/encryption offloading?
03:56
Also, make sure you disable the EFI caching of your key unless you never ever ever sleep your laptop!
@pauska Not sure. I crammed a Crucial M4 into my 2012 MBP
@MDMarra Where is that option?
I need more RAM, I still have the factory 4GB
sudo pmset destroyfvkeyonstandby 1
It'll prompt you for your password twice when resuming from sleep
once to unlock the drive, once to actually log back in
it's annoying, but it's better than being useless
@MDMarra Bah better than worthless encrpt
yep
same caveats apply to bitlocker on windows in case anyone's curious
except on windows you just disable sleep and make the default lid close behavior be "hibernate"
@MDMarra I wish I could use DuoSecurity with it :(

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