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@MDMarra Oh god, does that ever look sketchy.
right?
I think it would be less ridiculous if everything wasn't wrapped in <center></center>
Ok, time to sit through yet another backup meeting
back in a few
For the entertainment of everyone:
Wha? They want you to test some kind of SES stack?
so, basically, they want to use it as a spam engine?
14:12
Simple...email...service.
He wants you to boot his amazon instance of a mail server so he can send spam.
Nice.
@BartSilverstrim Sounds like he wants his own engine similar to the ones linked at the bottom. But doesn't want to buy them. Very odd.
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Q: Powershell unrar with wildcard

Lucas KauffmanI'm trying to extract about 40 folders with each containing a rar, but I never have done in it powershell. In bash you can use /.rar to extract them using a wildcard, but how do I this in powershell ? I tried something along C:\Program Files (x86)\Unrar\UnRAR.exe' x .\*\*.rar But it error...

Dan
Dan
That moment when you realise you've been working froma USAian wiring diagram for your UK vehicle. That explains a few questions...
@LucasKauffman 36 seconds from posting question to linking it to chat? Nowhere near 16 seconds, I'm afraid.
@LucasKauffman You need to fix your backslashes. Somewhere.
14:16
@MikeyB I thought he was having you boot your own zombie systems.
@tombull89 :o ?
@LucasKauffman We've had someone post a question and put a link to the question into chat less than 16 seconds after asking it.
mmmm
and that's bad ? :p
You know what gives me high blood pressure? Dealing with f'n Doctors Offices.
@PeterGrace Oh I hear ya. My Dr - he's good but his staff are idiots.
14:29
It's always fun trying to get past the receptionist.. I've had a doctor call me back maybe once or twice in my lifetime..
They are always like "I'll give the message to the doctor" but the doctor never receives them
Yeah, I got a call from my doctor the other day, but that was to tell me I was going to die very shortly if I didn't get on medication pronto
So I guess in situations of near death, they'll deign to put down the golf clubs and give you a courtesy call.
@PeterGrace not a very pleasant courtesy
OH GOD @PAUSKASOCK MADE AN ACCOUNT ON MOVIES I'M DOOMED
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Our local hospital switched to a system that lets you send messages to physicians and pretend they read their emailed messages.
That's great! They've blogged about "fun" questions and answers being bad...but never FUN ACCOUNTS
Muahahaha!
Dan
Dan
So, PauskaSock, what's the deal?
2 pairs for the price of one at WalMart!
14:42
Do they have Wal-Mart's where @pauska lives?
If I have volvos on my streets, he should have Wal*Marts in sweden
There are prostitutes in just about every major city.
Do prostitutes drive Volvos?
You have to prostitute yourself to afford one
So kind of an implied "yes" then?
Do they have a dayjob at Wal-Mart then too?
14:47
Oh look it's one of those famous 23-core servers...
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Q: Server refuses to use swap partition

Mohammed RiyazWe are running a server with 23 cores (cpuinfo shows 22 as the highest process number) and 66 Gig RAM. The development team here is running some apps, which hogs memory. I have observered that: 1. Even when the memory runs very low (free memory = 167 MB), there is no swap usage. Wondering why th...

also, how the fuck's he got 66GB into a server and it not be configured shit?
probably 2 magnycore CPUs with one core broken
not an AMD customer but does that happen?
or disabled echo 0 > /proc/cpu/core/24 :)
@Chopper3 I don't think so
@Chopper3: Do you know if there is any way to update path policy across all hosts in a cluster? I'm so tired of manually clicking every single datastore on every single host..
VMa ;)
14:52
BTW: it's 64 GB of RAM (divide by 1024²) - probably 16 x 4 GB modules
so esxcli scripting in other words?
He probably is simply somewhat disoriented - the rest of hist question tells that too
I thought you had to select one target in vma (as in one host at a time)
How does everything turn into a project?
Create WIM image of workstation
test-boot workstation
network doesn't work.
14:54
yep, but the VMa has a nice way of auto-authenticating you across your entire estate - then just write some little bash script - really easy - I have lots to do all the regular crap we need to do
Find driver for network card.
Go to update boot image on server - no AIK installed. :-/
find AIK Win7 sp1...
it's an iso.
Now download iso, upload to server to mount image, then install...
then see if I can continue with steps to integrate the !#% driver into boot image.
Bloody !#%!@#$%
There are ISO-mounters for Windows. I found this one particularly flexible:
I know you guys'll appreciate Clippy here.
15:00
"Microsoft Wood"?! I surely hope not...
@syneticondj There's one online too, mounts through your browser.
I really wish I had my own office.
@BartSilverstrim How? WebDAV?
HTML5
The female returned. Greetings.
@ethabelle: do you watch Big Bang Theory?
@BartSilverstrim I love Sheldon.
His cardboard standup is next to me.
You get today's bonus points.
15:04
I also am attracted to Jim Parsons because of his role in that ...
...muppet movie?
@BartSilverstrim That is absolutely insane. Insanely awesome. I almost can't believe you can now run Linux in your browser to do Useful Stuff.
@BartSilverstrim Nope. Didn't watch that.
Ah. well, he's in it.
@BartSilverstrim So watching that tonight.
15:08
The new muppet movie?
Good one for kids and nostalgia. Not a bad movie.
Javascript PC emulator is this a joke? It does not date April, 1st...
@syneticondj No, it is not a joke. It works.
Wonder what KyleBrandt is trying to script-copy over the SX servers?
Unbelievable. What's up next - ESXi for Notepad?
I'm sure someone will find a way to boot spam-mailing zombie PC's in people's browsers.
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15:14
We've got 18x 30 laptop carts and 3 x 30 computer rooms. There's rumblings of a bank of iPads coming soon. What can I say?
What size school is this?
18 laptop carts, and only 3 labs?
@BartSilverstrim 18 laptop trolleys, with 30 laptops in each.
Yeah, that's a lot...
3 main computers labs with 30 in each, plus other scattered around
@tombull89 Sounds like Maine
15:17
Anyone else here want to volunteer twitter accounts if I've overlooked them? Most of who I follow and harass are SF'ers it seems.
and then a smattering of admin computers and 120 staff laptops. So, yeah. A lot of work for two people.
@BartSilverstrim @jbferland
@JeffFerland Nah, South West UK
@jeffferland got it.
Anyone else I'm missing who likes playing with the twittahs?
@petergrace: re: respect-filtering - meditate on this perspective; IT has more people in which you work within a meritocracy, and IT people TEND to be more aspergian in behavior. So politics you see in other departments is not as tolerated. It's not necessarily a matter of respect.
In fact, it could be argued that blunt honesty that seems rude (or "mean") is a sign of respect...they're not wasting your time or tip-toeing around someone's feelings to get to the heart of the matter.
Another fact: when I type @jeffferland's username here I feel like I'm stuttering on the F key.
@BartSilverstrim Tab? :)
Things that need to die of old age: the idea that swap partitions should be twice the size of your RAM. Technology has left that idea behind, and your 128GB swap partition is terrifying.
15:26
@BartSilverstrim Oh god, I think you're right. Doesn't seem to be any network in jslinux yet but it's probably doable.
Ah, I glanced over and saw the word "Jeffferland"and thought: "Interestingly obscure theme park?"
"When will there be network support ?"

It is relatively easy to add a virtual network interface. The problem is to make it communicate with other hosts, so at this point it is not my priority. For example, due to security restrictions, it is only possible to communicate with the web site hosting the VM or with cooperating servers. Moreover, only specific types of network protocols can be handled because no raw TCP connection nor raw UDP packets can be sent due to API restrictions and security reasons.
Once when I was in middle school, some class I wasn't involved in had a book about "Furland".... Suddenly people started spelling my name that way and I was confused. I've never seen that happen before or since. Meanwhile, the teacher was very confused because that year students started misspelling the book as "Ferland".
@MikeyB Sometimes I wonder if I should take up a career as a spammer.
Tons of money, hatred of people, taking advantage of others...revenge for support calls all these years.
@BartSilverstrim I've thought about that before - trading in my soul for some easy money.
15:35
So easy...elegant...simple...just keep dodging blocks and blacklists...
@BartSilverstrim The best racket I can come up with would be selling spam services and anti-spam services at the same time. I'm sure I don't need to elaborate.
They kind of already to that with antivirus malware...
@BartSilverstrim That virus makes me a sad panda.
@BartSilverstrim Easy to get rid of, but sooo annoying.
@BartSilverstrim Yes, but my services would actually work :)
@ethabelle: not always easy...damn droppers.
15:41
@Ethabelle … until you find a customer's system that has about 4 of them installed. Plus… oh god… wibble
In an ideal world I would just reimage their machine every time.
And staple a big note that says, "Don't do that" to his or her forehead.
I need a job where i can just spout my opinions and pretend everyone else is stupid. Are they called pundits on the radio? I wouldn't mind that if I got paid to do it.
@BartSilverstrim Also, "helpdesk jockey on the internet"
@BartSilverstrim The VDI dream, yes.
If I won the lotto...I could indulge in glasswork or try going on the radio as an opinionated pundit or an author. I think that covers most of the careers I'd daydreamed over working in IT.
@BartSilverstrim I believe you're looking for RMS.
15:45
@BartSilverstrim blog? with ads? something like angrytechnician.wordpress.com
Stallman? a tad bit too fringe for me.
r0ar
Blogged before, but it doesn't really reach much in catharsis.
Hey Vore.
What crazy non-threatening giggle inducers are you working on today?
you know RbcMS gets paid a lot to spout his crazy...
Dan
Dan
@MikeyB I can sell you that dream if you'd like :D
15:47
@BartSilverstrim trying to discover why an otherwise perfectly functional device takes hours (literally) to write a 6MB database file.
@voretaq7 He does?
when every other machine can complete such a task in ~15 minutes
@voretaq7 ... O_o
15 minutes to create a 6 MB db?
@BartSilverstrim Sounds like other factors are involved
sigh second remaining means countdown, dammit. Stupid time estimate.
@jeffferland: I'd hope so.
lessee...already have voretaq on twitter, so no need to harass him.
15:49
I love my co-workers. I do. They make me a little crazy. I got one Dev arguing with me about what her script does and when. She says that her script goes and downloads some files via SFTP, closes connection, and then processes it. Yet her script crashes an hour into its run with a segfault in libssh.so and keepalives continue to go out for an hour until it crashes. Sure, it closes that connection.
@JeffFerland many constraints, yes
but still, 15 minutes is "reasonable", an hour to write out 500k? Substantially less so.
@voretaq7: I forget, do you work in education as well?
@BartSilverstrim newp, medicine
it's like education, but my users are less technologically savvy and many of them are running IE6
@voretaq7 +1
Ohh..medical stuff...more regulation.
Nice, trojan emails hitting defence and government sites claiming to be for a conference.
Apparently a Adobe Reader bug allows it to run. Checks if it's running in a VM too.
16:03
beautiful sniffle and wipe tear - I tell you it just WARMS MY FROZEN USER-HATING HEART when I see something more than just a 12-year-old script kiddie ping-flooding things.
FAQ Rewrite --> meta.serverfault.com/q/2831/32986 <-- GO FORTH AND PROPOSE CHANGES
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( ^^ because everyone reads the star wall first thing when they come back to the room, right?)
@BartSilverstrim ...YES YOU CAN!
Professor wants to use Apple TV + iPad mirroring in classroom. Wireless on campus is outside of the firewalls. We won't put Apple TVs outside because of the fear that a student will get the password and project porn remotely. I suggest setting up a VPN and the iPad would connect to our wireless and remotely access the internal subnet that the Apple TVs are on. "Too complicated" - Ok, well fuck you.
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Q: Maximum Throughput of a TCP connection

kuchikuA sender and a receiver have a live TCP connection. The sender’s transmit window size is 64Kbytes. Assume there are never any packet losses, and the channel between sender and receiver is 1 Gbps , with a round-trip-time constant at 20 ms. What is the maximum throughput achievable? (i.e maximum nu...

bad homework ?
@Iain Going on his other questions, I'm gonna say yes.
16:17
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A: Installing FreeBSD remotely using Ubuntu LiveCD

voretaq7Yes, You Can! (But it's entirely unsupported and may cause your hair to fall out, arms to grow out of the top of your head, and other hideous mutations!) The particular disgusting hackery you're looking for is called The Depenguinator, but be warned: It's 4 years old, and potentially suffering f...

@MDMarra I dunno, I too preferred the simple beauty of the p0rn-on-lecture-hall-TVs solution myself.
There's really no good way to do it
@MDMarra do it their way, and when you get a call at 3am to stop the...ahem...show...you can say "I told you so".
I knew Voretaq would like that question.
Because Apple TVs are associated with a specific Apple ID for mirroring anyway
@tombull89 It's not their decision to make
:)
16:20
Achievement unlocked: opened soup without spillage.
@MDMarra Apple sells a presentation dongle for this, don't they? The answer is "Use the motherfucking dongle, professor dingus!"
They want to be able to walk around the classroom and have students interact with it while its projecting
I know it's not live support, but if someone knows if it's possible to install the terminal services role on 2k3 without a reboot, I'd really appreciate the knowledge
I get what they want, but it's really just another example of Apple shortcomings in a "not home" environment
@MDMarra Buy a longer cord. :P
16:21
I love apple gear...at home
Here, it gives me nightmares
yep, you can but not sure about the license server
How long did it take Mitt Romney to earn your salary; slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/01/…
@MDMarra haha, wishful thinking.
I can concur with @mdmarra
@Chopper3 works in dollars, mind.
@tombull89 Haha here it's really not. IT has final say over everything technology related, and since it involves the security of the wireless network it's squarely my decision
16:23
@Chopper3 yeah, I was afraid of that
I completely get what they're going for, but until someone makes a wireless HDMI dongle, they're SOL
@MDMarra Nice to have that power. Here it's something like "We want this". "We can't do this because [rational answer]" - "OBJECTION! DO IT ANYWAAYAYAYAYAY". Okay, when? Drop everything and do it now? We don't have the manpower to do that.
About 17 hours to get my salary, @chopper3
@MDMarra what is you're trying to achieve again?
@tombull89 At a lot of higher ed institutions, professors have a lot more influence over IT policy
@Chopper3 wireless display mirroring from an iPad2 to a projector in a classroom environment
Right now, a professor wants to do with with an Apple TV, which won't work in our environment for the reasons I just outlined
16:25
@MDMarra video or just the regular ipad display
Both
mmmkay
@MDMarra We're secondary (think high-school) level here so we tend to get overrruled.
Yeah, I can see that
It happens at a lot of higher ed places too
just not here, thankfully
As I said earlier, the school wants a bank of iPads. The network infrastructure (wireless) can handle it, but I'm buggered if I knew where to start with setting them up and management. Sticking them on the wireless, fine. Remote management? Budget? Nahhh.
16:29
@tombull89 You'd need something like Casper or Absolute
Or at the very least, Lion's built in stuff
But real management with setting/app deployment, remote wipe, etc etc you want Casper
Ha! Love it. Ours is *just* a bit different of a process:

1.) Bad Idea presented to IT staff as a "want".
2.) IT staff indicates specific problems with said Bad Idea.
3.) District determines "want" is now a "need".
4.) Bad Idea implemented. Indicated problems occur.
5.) IT is asked/told to fix the problems.
@MDMarra See this; youtube.com/watch?v=BnM8ciByJps - you could contact them
@MDMarra looks nice. not sure how the costing works, but we'll probably throw money at it till it works...
@jscott yeah, I know the feeling. I like it better when stuff gets bought and IT not told...
Jan 4 at 18:03, by tombull89
"Every time you buy a piece of software, some spiffy new hardware, or an iDevice without telling the right people beforehand, God kills a kitten. And, somewhere, a Technician sobs into a corner."
@tombull89 We often get overruled.
I could really do with an anonymous blog...
16:32
@jscott We just get told right off the bat that "it's an IEP requirement."
@BartSilverstrim Yeah, IEP trump card... Know that feel.
@Chopper3 Yeah, we saw that. The problem is that it's not a real product. They just cut open a wireless HDMI receiver and hooked a battery pack up to it
Not my idea of something I'd want in a classroom
Every. Damn. Time.
I was hoping that there would be a real wireless HDMI adapter, preferably built into a sleek case, but it doesnt seem that way
Marks mini-gravatar looks like person staring at me on a bus.
16:35
@tombull89 The .edu pricing is something like $8-12 USD per managed iOS device
Plus the initial server licensing cost
We're close to pulling the trigger on it ourselves
mitt romney made my household income in one day and 18 hours.
No wonder he doesn't care about poor people.
sob finally downloaded 1.3 gig iso for the WAIK...
tried moving to datastore and it failed three times.
Tried copying with Veeam SCP...failed.
Now copied to the server itself, go to vmxray.com...browser too old, not supported.
W..T..H
sobs in corner
Why are you trying to put WAIK on a server?
I've always just run it on my workstation
can't get it onto the datastore? that sounds odd/broken
@BartSilverstrim We've all been there, man. Here, have a swig of IPA.
@MDMarra I'm trying to follow the directions for updating the PXE boot image for booting the Dell T1500 with network card support...
Something that should take ten minutes to fix is making me cry...
@Chopper3 You're telling me...
I/O error every @!#% time.
16:43
I've never run it on the server. I just copy the boot image to my machine, modify it with DISM, commit the changes, copy it back to the server, and import it in WDS
Actually
rm -rf /
If you're on 2008 R2, you dont even need DISM
You can add drivers to the boot image directly from WDS
Once the admin starts crying, we lets him finish, mmmkay?
fair enough
at this point I'M COMMITTED, dammit!
16:47
haha
17:09
Verisign hacked. Big surprise...I was waiting for this.
17:34
@BartSilverstrim w00t w00t?
@voretaq7 wot wot, good chap? I say, jolly good, wot for!
@BartSilverstrim Yeah, my take on it is that IT people are very heavily driven by how much they respect the person they're talking to. If they dont have respect for someone, they're more likely to be condescending or short in their answers.
@PeterGrace I just tell people what I think. If I happen to think someone is an idiot I'll say so :)
also today's phrases is "FUCKING SQLITE3 JOURNAL!!!!!"
I advocate randomly shouting it at people.
18:00
Woo, Firefox 10!
I like being able to fire foxes who provide services to me.
I think the best fit pattern for Firefox releases since version 1 is a power curve. This is going to get messy.
@wfaulk roasted fox tastes GREAT!
iceweasel for life
BAM!
(That spice weasel looks a lot like a fired fox...)
18:12
@voretaq7 Except that it can see into the future and has glowing blue eyes.
@ScottPack Spice weasels are LOUSY prognosticators. If they could see the future do you think they'd be getting BAM'd into gumbo all the time? :)
@voretaq7 It's because they don't practice the weirding way.
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sigh Why do the people in my life just cause me more stress?
I'm seriously considering just killing everyone I see for...idunno, 30 days.
@voretaq7 Guess I won't be going up to NY for the next month then
@Holocryptic /me grumbles something about moving to Vegas and marrying the damn lizard
wait... bad plan. The lizard would leave me for something more his species, like her:
18:29
woah
lizard boobs!
is facebook down?
god DAMNIT ubuntu! Why does smartmontools depend on postfix? rageface and fling lizards
@MDMarra they're IPOing, I hope not!
SOMEONE CHECK
@MDMarra wfm
18:30
@MDMarra WORKSFORME
just started for me
@voretaq7 hate that, I do. All sorts of stuff specifically require postfix to be installed, like logwatch. As if exim4 and mailx wouldn't do that just fine.
I... can't believe someone in here was concerned about Facebook being down
@voretaq7 Yeah, lizards are fickle bitches.
and it's not a goddamn dependency -- I can purge postfix and bsd-mailx AFTER I install smartmontools and that's OK
I... just...what...why...ubuntu... HEAD ASSPLODES
@voretaq7 Exactly. I think somebody needs a shovel to the face.
18:32
@AdrianK pointy end first!
@voretaq7 There's days I agree with you. =)
^^^ Me, affter 10 minutes of dealing with Linux.
@voretaq7 you're such a bsd whore
@voretaq7 Meh. CentOS and Debian don't have quite so many idiotic issues as Ubuntu.
@voretaq7 u crazy mofo
18:36
@LucasKauffman DRIVEN INSANE BY LINUX!
@AdrianK Debian is just as bad, plus they're GNU/Freetards
I haven't used RedHat/CentOS in years, so IDK where their suck-level lies these days :)
@voretaq7 I love debian and I'm not afraid to show it!
I'm a linux freak and I know it...
@voretaq7 Debian at least doesn't require me to spend 4 hours manually determining dependencies for Ruby. CentOS' yum neglected to mention that rubygems doesn't work right without gcc installed.
@voretaq7 It sucks less than Debian and retarded offspring.
At least with Debian I can understand where they're coming from with default package selection
Ubuntu? Fuck those guys.
@AdrianK IIRC rubygems work fine if you install them from Yum packages. the gem command absolutely requires a compiler toolchain though
@MDMarra I don't hate Ubuntu's defaults (Except Unity. Fuck that with a steel spike!). I hate everything else though.
OK now whose leg do I have to hump to make SMART start reporting to this smart-notifier applet?
They've bastardized basically everything
18:39
@voretaq7 Was installed from yum. Didn't work so hot. Enough of a PITA that I popped it up w/ Squeeze and it's running like Swiss watch.
@voretaq7 Best GUI out there in 2009. Which is why we went with it. They've gotten all weird and shit since though.
i use 10.10
@AdrianK Unity sucks on every imaginable level: Hard-coded configuration, disjoint configuration (accelerated versus shit gfx are totally separate)...
I'm probably going to try running Xubuntu past the boss and see what he thinks.
@voretaq7 Even 9.10 was notorious for that, tho it might've been Gnome. Some derp-week hard-coded what filesystem types the gnome-trashcan checker would ignore and dropped NFS off the list. So suddenly 9.04/9.10 started doing trash checks across WAN links for every user every 2 minutes.
@MDMarra that's not too bad...might be an option for us then. I'd be interesting to see what else is out there.
@tombull89 They're the company that our Apple reps recommend and they've been around with OS X management the longest, I believe.
18:47
@AdrianK that was gnome. fucktards.
But why are colors hard-coded?
Firefox 10? seriously...
@voretaq7 Is that your crotch lizard?
@ScottPack no, that's a wild lizard :)
Is 10 the long-term release?
OK I think that the SMART tools are properly configured. I really need a busted hard drive to test with...
18:51
Scream at your JBOD
cant stop listening o.O
@MDMarra they're laptop hard drives. they don't listen.
@LucasKauffman The clip shows females. Then the beginning of the clip is hairy man leg. WTF.
oh, it's a dude on the left. He just looks female
@lucaskauffman Gotye is awesome. Been popping up on KEXP for a couple months now.
@mdmarra 10.04 is LTS but not 10.10
@AdrianK I meant for Firefox
I thought that 10 was slated for extended support
But I don't see anything on Mozilla's page about it
I was hoping that they'd finally have GPOs and MSI installers for it
19:03
@MDMarra hahahaaahahaahaha. no.
And that's why we're dropping FF in the district for Chrome.
@jscott The official firefox twitter said that they were "working on it" a couple of months ago
Yeah, I saw you bugging them ;)
@jscott Have you figured out how to get Chrome to not be broken when you have roaming profiles?
Heh, I've pretty much written FF off as a clusterF. I really don't understand WTH they were thinking.
@Zoredache We're not roaming our user profs :( ... yet.
Just simple redirection for My Docs (everyone) and desktop/favs (for some).
19:09
@jscott Ah, we have a couple sets of terminal servers. Chrome is worthless on them, because you either loose your settings at each login/logout, or you can't start chrome at all if you redirect the settings to a network location.
@Zoredache Good to know. Will have to keep and eye open for that...
FML. I've had to support 5 different versions of Windows in the past 48 hours.
Seems like some other apps don't care for APPDATA redirection either -- Adobe CS and Acrobat.
No, 98.
19:13
@voretaq7 can you drop this in as answer ?
2k8r2, 7, Vista, XP, and Win98 in the course of 2 days. I think I need Whiskey, Stat.
@AdrianK I dunno which is worse. Vista or 98
Was it at least 98SE?
@MDMarra Yeah. Sad fact is, I did the installs on these things back in 2002. These staff have been clinging to their Win98 boxes for 10 years rather than switch to a Linux terminal.
I'm surprised that it's an option for them
@MDMarra It's just the Accounting staff. The CFO gives them way too much freedom to tell the rest of the org to piss off.
19:29
Im surprised that you don't have a "no patches, no choice" policy
Though, we have a lot of shit here that doesnt make much sense either
@AdrianK o_0
@MDMarra Yeah, I wish. Everything's still pretty much political expediency and whim of whichever manager has the upper hand in the political game at that point.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
is it a bad sign that I giggled at that?
sniffle Chat kicked me out :(
@Iain You think that's really an "answer"?
19:49
wtf chat
@voretaq7 Ah. Thought it was my browser getting wonky again.
I got kicked out of chat too
nope, it freaked out at me when I came back too ("illegal operation" on the first thing I posted...
Well, that was fun
Guess the cache got hosed. Had to log out of SF and back in to get here
and boom
@Holocryptic no boom today...
19:53
serverfault.com/questions/355922/… Can I get some help on this one? I think it's salvageable, just not sure how or what else I can suggest.
And I'm feeling all softhearted for some reason
@PeterGrace trip on a cord or something?
@Holocryptic hmm
I don't know enough about JIRA to steer it in the right direction... could conceivably be "good subjective" though
@voretaq7 That's my thought
it's also got its toe on the line of "Product/Service Recommendation" though
yeah we have Jira, but I don't have any skills other than keeping it running and optimized
there is a plethora of plug ins that you can download directly inside Jira.. he should be looking there, not on SF
19:58
@Holocryptic I generally vote to close anything that asks not to be closed in the body... I think you should start by striking that bit out, or moving it to a comment.
@Zoredache Yeah, that pretty much screams for whipping out the big hammer.

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