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servers in the US come with 208V/220V cables now, so yeah...
but I get everything up via DHCP on the ILOs.
easy...
then I ask for static IP addresses...
8.8.8.1
"Oh, the Sonicwall handles those... let me make some reservations for you"
I once had a boss who insisted that all spare cables be in a particular store room 2 city blocks from the server room. Made it a PITA to diagnose anything.
So...not static
I asked for a range... I got three servers, ILO and a few other interfaces for vSphere.
"sorry, we can't give you a range..."
"DHCP is configured for the entire /24, except for the door security system"
Okay... sure. So then, I start building things... Install ESXi on one box. Another drops off... I think someone got the MAC address wrong for the reservation.
there are three stackable switches... but nobody knows the creds to one of them
"Oh, there shouldn't be any VLANs configured on it..."
00:03
@ewwhite Time to switch that data center to C13/C14, like god intended. ;)
holy crap @ewwhite that's nuts
I sent emails to a broadly named address and each time I did so I received a response usually from a different person. How would this typically work, do the people who respond to my messages share all the email sent to them? Is it just forwarded from that address to different people?
but you KNOW there were... so I was only able to build two servers.
Like say it was an address like "[email protected]" for questions
how would that typically work
the last wasn't reachable via static or dynamic IP...
I wasted all morn screwing with it.
and felt so... impotent.
00:05
How would the email move from that address to the other people who communicate with me individually.
In a general scenario
Like how would someone typically do that
I imagine that it could be different things, but what would those be?
And I think I assume certain things are in place these days... DNS, DHCP and power ports.
@Ethan Are you sure you're in the right room?
no
well I clicked this chat room
the people here were knowledgeable last time I was here
@freiheit I found it easier to just ignore him. He pops up every couple days pestering us for knowledge some bit of basic electronic technology.
@Magellan I'm with you. I put him on ignore and life is better
00:09
I'm sorry, where should I ask these questions
@Ethan Yeah, you're definitely in the wrong room. Maybe you should try root access
ok
thanks
Way to go. Leave it to the ginger to run someone off.
so I failed at the day's tasks...
@ewwhite "day's"?
00:11
week's.
month's.
so, exciting times, got to revoke four people's ability to merge code. three of them had never used it - the fourth, well he beat that button like a bongo
at least it forced an audit
Nexenta let me down again today...
@ScottPack I come from a long line of angry drunk misanthropes. Sometimes in kilts.
@freiheit Kilted drunken misanthropes are the best.
@RyJones was it 3 people who were in fact paid to produce code but did not/could not?
00:13
my data recovery guy is helping reconstruct a lady-friend's laptop hard drive... after she dropped it......... while watching Netflix................... with the computer perched on her nightstand................ SMH
@Magellan they're all allowed to produce and submit code, they aren't allowed to merge it.
@freiheit Fun Fact! The last time my brother and I were in kilts together we emptied a flask of bourbon.
and, in fact, all four of them did plenty of production and submission, it's just the one mis-used his merge capability
the guy next to me on the plane is reading my screen...
@ewwhite touch him
00:15
What's up, dude?!? Yes... you!!
@ScottPack traditional wool tartan kilts, or modern pocketed kilt variations?
@ewwhite TELL HIM HE'S A NOSY FUCKING BASTARD AND SHOULD GO BACK TO SKYMALL
@ScottPack SKYMALL IS BEST MALL FOR PEOPLE WITH MANAGEMENT HAIR
He has some nutty gold jewelry on.... like overseas foreign gaudy shit...
00:15
@ewwhite You should totally check on brazzers and make sure they're up and functional
Gogo Inflight wifi has a content filter.
and make sure @ewwhite is up and functional, all over the seat in front of him
@ewwhite That's what VPNs are for
so I used to VPN to my colo/work in order to do the pr0n work on the plane
@freiheit They were proper wool, but not 9 yards of fabric that requires pleating.
@freiheit I'm not sure I know what the "pocketed" bit means.
hey!! I'm on a plane!
Oh, so you literally mean with pockets.
can't be showing that!
I used to walk past the utili-kilt office 2x or 4x when I went to lunch. So glad I never bought in to the fad
I like the idea of utilikilt, they just look so....ugh.
They're like the Carharts of kilts.
00:21
@ScottPack I think that is the idea, yes. They've got some competitors with lower prices and still good quality stuff.
@RyJones I almost bought one several times since I got divorced. They're might nice on really warm days. Not sure it's worth $200 though.
@RyJones We have distributed merge authority here. But that's because everybody knows that if they merge their own code, they're gonna be a pariah until they fix whatever they might have broke and properly submit it.
@freiheit I just don't want to put on a kilt and look like I should be working a forklift.
@ScottPack Dude. total Seattle authenticity cred right there.
@Magellan we have three people that are allowed to merge in each project, and these four people weren't in that population
@ScottPack Go for a desert war kilt instead, then?
00:27
@RyJones d'oh!
regardless, it's fixed now, it was just a tedious day unfucking things
@Magellan Driving a forklift in a kilt? If you wore a Utilikilt that would be perfect. It would look terrible were I to do that anywhere in public.
@Magellan I was more concerned of fitting the fat bastard in a kilt stereotype than anything
@RyJones This is 'Merica. We're all fat.
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Speak for yourselves tubbos
00:30
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I've had to wear one of these on formal occations.
We don't generally go commando. Its probably a lot airier than a kilt, but no room for pockets :/
hey, India just woke up and picked up the ticket the US didn't get to for four hours
@JourneymanGeek It will be much airer. Kilts are freaking heavy, thick wool.
is there a command to reboot a dedicated server? — user294833 56 secs ago
fools and their servers!
@ScottPack: I suppose though, its a lot colder in scotland ;p
@JourneymanGeek A bit.
kce
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@Tanner - Looking for a new minion?
00:38
I suppose. Can't be all that cold if they arn't wearing anything beneath.
@kce I know of a few things. You looking for telecommute or relocate?
kce
kce
@ScottPack - It'd entertain both options. I'm just kind of fishing at this point. Trying to get a feel what things are like back in the contiguous US.
@kce a lot colder than Alaska, sir
What's your main skill @kce ?
@RyJones Warming up quite a bit starting today.
00:44
@ScottPack well, I wouldn't know, it's been reasonable here in Seattle - less the 12th man boosterism and rain
lots o' potential
I got a request for a Linux person this morn... entry...
 	 Hello Edmund,

I am reaching out to you because a Top Global Hedge Fund is looking for entry level/junior candidates for a Linux position which will transform their career and transition them from junior linux admins to full on Linux Engineers.


Comp is 55-75 k base.

The perks of this role include:
* Working for a financial firm that feels like a tech start-up
* Career growth in a HOT tech driven Hedge Fund
* Bonus eligibility
* Career internal mobility

The non-negotiable requirements are:
iOS/OS X guys: is there a reasonable PGP-ish email solution that shares integration and configuration across platforms?
@RyJones Yeah. It's been pretty miserably chilly up in here. Tuesday it got up to 2F, but had pretty consistent 20-30mph winds all day.
@ScottPack my family lives in your AO and I've been hearing of the misery from them all along. That's one of the reason I left the middle West
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@RyJones - It's downright balmy up here right now.
00:47
@ewwhite Not bad for a jnr level position
@RyJones AO?
@MarkHenderson always finance
Oh yes, I remember you saying that now.
@ewwhite So it actually costs you your soul
00:48
It's been interesting adjusting to living someplace that's actually flat.
@MarkHenderson I sold it long ago
kce
kce
@ewwhite - Uhhh. Generalist. A little bit of Windows, a little bit of Linux, small-scale networking (two or three dozen subnets or sites), bit of NetApp, and so on.
@kce how are your SAT scores? :)
(see ad above)
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@ewwhite - We don't have SATs in AK. Must qualify for dog mushing and seal clubbing prior to graduation.
@kce How hot does Sharepoint make you? I hear it's a specialty of yours.
00:51
@kce D'oh

System Administrator / DevOps Engineer

Simulation Curriculum Corp.

This is a part time (20-30hrs/week), possibly leading up to a full time, position at a dynamic, education-focused…

Posted on Careers 2.0 on January 29, 2014

@kce For that matter, my company in Seattle is hiring a Linux System Engineer also.
@Magellan I hear 55 of them!
@RyJones 53. I mis-counted.
fuck I'm never splitting a tab with you again! I'll end up paying for two extra beers!
@RyJones Long as I don't mis-count the inventory of children next time we go someplace and leave one behind.
00:56
@Magellan that is way hard to do. Other people's children are annoying, your children are coated in brain-melting goo that makes you love them
@RyJones I dunno. I don't have that gene. They mostly just annoy me until they're able to hold intelligent conversations.
I explained that to a dad-to-be that doubted me severely. after a few months of it he said it's the only logical explanation for why they were still alive
@RyJones I agree
@Magellan I also agree with you
I enjoyed my son much more once he hit 2 and was able to actually do intelligent things
Also, now that he's nearly 4 I can actually begin to reason with him, which is even better
I've had the conversation with my adult kids about the divorce. I say look, I really would regret marrying your mom, but I ended up with you three, so it's worth it
I think they think I'm bullshitting
@RyJones Nice thing about my kids is that they take me pretty seriously unless I'm smiling. And then they know I'm messing with them. Daddy's their rock though. Mom's gone fucking bugnuts.
01:00
@RyJones They're probably right.
@ScottPack at this point, having driven everything else into the ground, they're all that remain
@RyJones You've still got your dashing good l...maybe you're right. :(
kce
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@ScottPack - Sorry. Sharepoint's not my thing.
@Magellan - Do tell? Have a link?
@kce Loser.
@kce About the Job or My Ex?
kce
kce
01:07
@ScottPack :'(
@Magellan - Let's start with the job...
@kce email me at [email protected]. I'd rather not link to work in here.
@Magellan What's the worst that could happen?
@ScottPack They could see the fscked up shit you guys post?
@Magellan Pashaw.
@ewwhite Have you considered this to up your photography game?
@kce on its way. Thanks!
01:41
@user3253445 Please see the room description at the top right. If you have technical questions, please ask them on the main ServerFault.com site.
What's the term for users who say, "well it used to work this way"?
@ewwhite Selective memory?
Before the upgrade/new software/updates/etc.
@ewwhite Old age.
I have a client whose system I just upgraded and hotrodded...
01:43
In their mental model, it probably did used to work that way.
I was once told we used to use Outlook before Google Apps. Before Google Apps, we had Domino/Notes for like a decade.
SSDs, special 3.5GHz E5-2643 CPUs... ZFS, compression, etc...
they're a 24x7 operation
@TomOnTime Peoples' perception is their reality.
and a consequence of my changes is that that the backup now runs a LOT faster than it used to...
1 hour versus 4 hours... but that means that at some point, users experience legginess for the duration of the biggest file being backed up
25.8GB.... it gets backed up in 6 minutes...
so now the client is like, "we haven’t had a problem with the backup affecting our operation since the very early days (14 years ago)"
I think this happens at 4:30am...
so what's the fix?
@ewwhite Run it at lunch.
01:47
I want to be like... "I made your system perform faster/better on ALL fronts". If a couple of warehouse guys are inconvenienced, I need exact times or a better backup window
Client can't understand why the tape backup impacts things more now than it did before.
maybe because it's being fed faster?
I dunno...
When do the warehouse guys take their break? They're probably union so a 1 hour backup window would be perfect.
The backup was moved from 12:07am to 4am...
so now a different set of people are impacted... but probably only for 5-7 minutes.
which seems like an easy workaround... accept it and move on
Schedule it during a shift change?
I mean, the full backup takes an hour...
LTO-3 running at 5 Gigabytes/minute
I just told them to find me a better backup window
it's not my problem.
let's see what New Relic says...
I like @jscott's idea. Move it to a shift change and let them know that any other time will impact somebody, even if minimally.
Or just have them shut down the factory floor every day for about 15 minutes while it runs.
Then nobody gets impacted.
02:02
It's all pretty consistent. I think it's just an application problem. Big file... locking issues...
I could modify the locking that the backup software attempts..
or implement a copy-on-write snapshot to feed the backup...
but the emails I was getting from customer were all frantic... "We need a NEW backup solution! HALP!! What will we do?!?!"
Maybe it's time for another break from ServerFault... every few months, I get mean, and I'm taking it out on my clients.
02:21
I think I now officially hate dracut.
@MichaelHampton I would have thought you had an RFC for explaining the reason for A vs AAAA. Best I can guess, IPv4, 32 bits, an 'A' record... So you get one 'A' for each 32 bit of address. IPv6, 128 bits, so 'AAAA'. :)
And now I am foot in mouth as you added a comment after closing.
@jscott The community doesn't seem to like to keep these sorts of questions open.
It would appear you are not fully conversant with the concept of backups. — John Gardeniers Apr 4 '12 at 22:21
I miss Johns comments sometimes
@ewwhite I definitely recommend the occasional break from SF.
I have no issue with how you handled it. I had expected some arcane trivia explaining the subtle, but important, reason for the choice. That's all.
02:27
@jscott If I could have found any, I would have just written an answer, collected 400 reputation and then let the community close the question. :)
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A: Who picked 127.0.0.1 to be localhost and why? What meaning does it have?

Michael HamptonJon Postel picked 127. Before the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority took over (RFC 3232) around the time of his death (RFC 2468), he was the "czar" of Internet address and port assignments, having essentially nominated himself for the task. (RFC 349) Back in the early 1980s, when IPv4 as we k...

For example.
Oh wait, @Iain did that.
I miss John Gardeniers
@MichaelHampton Jon Postel should have been more forward thinking
Wasting a whole /8
@MarkHenderson They didn't have toasters running NetBSD back then did they?
@MarkHenderson It was the 70's! And they all thought this was the "beta" network they would throw away and build the "real" network later.
@MichaelHampton Haha I know; it was tongue-in-cheek
In the 70's my Dad had a beard and I wasn't even an unformed sperm in his nutsack
@jscott Or lightbulbs with IP addresses
02:33
No, they had monstrosities like the PDP-11 and the TOPS-20. You missed all the fun.
Apart from the horrible colour schemes I think I would have liked the 70's
I was born in the last month of the Nixon administration.
Good cars, no global warming, unlimited oil supply
@MarkHenderson No, that was the 60s.
@Magellan Not that many good cars came out of the 60's
02:36
By the mid-70s the cars sucked and the oil embargo was causing chaos.
or at least by the late-70s the cars sucked.
STD's weren't nearly as deadly either
No AIDS
But... bush
Hmmmmm
Lady talked about that, actually. Just what an impact AIDS had on her generation. Nobody knew what it was, but it was bad shit and didn't know exactly how easily it spread.
@MarkHenderson Actually, she says by 1973 that things were getting nasty with the gas prices jumping. Her dad's custom RV business folded due to the gas price spikes.
@MichaelHampton I think this has just been a bad week... for me, my family, friends, clients...
even the smelly guy next to me on the plane
@Magellan Fine, maybe I won't live in the 70s then
I'll go for the 60s
02:53
60s were better. Especially if you were a baby boomer.
03:08
You guys do a lot of my evaluation work for me... anyone wanna give this ad copy a read? - dnuk.com/zetavault/intro
03:34
@MarkHenderson I am, no shit, working on that right now
Also, to the person in here looking for scrum software to avoid, we used Kunagi at amazon and it sucks
@ewwhite what sets this apart from enterprise solutions?
you say it has enterprise class features, which means (to me) it isn't enterprise class
heh...
It's not me saying it... I'm trying to see if it's worth trying...
oh sorry, I thought it was copy you were proposing for your ads :)
I've used NexentaStor as a ZFS platform for years, but it's just a wreck now.
I don't like that the support number appears to be outside the US.
I do like the shape of the domain, though. the order of dnuk reminds me of a bridge
looks like it's goo you put on commodity hardware, which is nice: storagenewsletter.com/rubriques/software/…
but I wonder what secret sauce they have? what's the integration that's worth paying a premium on?
they have a pinterest page: pinterest.com/zetavault
@RyJones Looks like a UK number
That's not so bad
03:45
@MarkHenderson yes, I was being snarky, they're in Manchester
DNUK was formed in 1996 in Greater Manchester, United Kingdom.
I can't find anyone on the web talking about the product, good or bad. everything on the webpage reads like PHB fodder
03:58
@RyJones The web interface is so familiar
I can't put my finger on it though
It's just ZFS Ubuntu and DRBD.
They dig at nexenta in their product description.
I'll test it. But as you all know, I like goo on commodity hardware.
@ewwhite is the management app all you're buying?
Basically.
I need something that give clients warm fuzzies
I suggest woolen mittens and ribbons on kittens. what the fuck do I know about Julie Andrews?
Well this is bad. I just logged onto my portfolio management page and it's showing me some completely random persons page
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04:03
@MarkHenderson better take them out of all those risky positions
put them into Mexican Pesos
@RyJones They're doing OK. 7.5% return, but they only have $3,000
I got 8.5% and have.. substantially more
@MarkHenderson well, just don't install kunagi
04:18
I tried calling my fund manager to tell them about their problem, and got the message "All our service personnel are in a meeting and are unable to take your call. Please call again later"
Wankers
04:48
Just helped beta test Process Explorer v16.1 :)
@RyanRies Nice
@RyanRies I want a new procmon
I'm almost done with my talk submissions for LOPSA-EAST... which are due in 10 minutes.
@MarkHenderson A new procmon that does what?
@RyanRies Better DLL inspection
It doesn't give me enough info about what calls are being done inside DLLs
Makes reverse engineering functionality very difficult
04:55
@MarkHenderson Interesting... though I think ProcMon will always be for relatively basic inspection of Win32 API calls, and if you really need to go deeper than that, then you drop to something like Hex Rays
Though I dunno, there's no telling what Russinovich will come up with next... he said he doesn't actually get to own any code any more at work because he's too high up the totem pole, but he still codes in his spare time because it "keeps him sane."
Procmon is great for debugging shit like this though
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A: HP P4000 LeftHand SRA for SRM will not install on vSphere 5.1

Mark HendersonYes. The problem is that the SRA installer is looking in HKLM\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\VMware, Inc.\VMware vCenter Site Recovery Manager for its registry keys, but that's not where they are in 5.1 - they are just in HKLM\SOFTWARE\VMware, Inc.\VMware vCenter Site Recovery Manager: This is an easy f...

@RyanRies you on campus? IE near redmond? we could beer each other if so
@RyJones Nah, I don't work for Microsoft, though I've interviewed with them before and toyed with the idea... still chillin' with Verizon for the time being though.
I didn't ask if you worked there, I asked if you were on campus, perhaps for some event or another
Nope. I'll be at TechEd in Houston in a couple months, but I've never been to Redmond.
@MarkHenderson Upvoted that with a quickness. Tres bon.
06:02
Morning.
06:22
hm
Lots of jobs are asking for expected and current salaries.
I get paid 300 a month off the books. I have no idea what the going rate is
What a weird question:
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Q: CPU benchmarking tool for linux with certain options

duckI am looking for a CPU benchmarking tool. The benchmarking tool should have following properties: Total execution time (The total amount of time the tool executes) can be specified. CPU load percentage can be specified(It is the max amount of CPU which will be used by tool during the benchmark...

I almost read that as "I want to benchmark something, but it will be used on a server which is already in production, so the benchmark should not use too much CPU cycles".
07:01
@DennisKaarsemaker You want a fresh graduate with a good brain?
@DennisKaarsemaker I can get you one of those. Experienced professionals are harder to come by.
@Tanner Wenatchee is beautiful. Surely someone would be interested. You want an entry-level kind of individual?
@JourneymanGeek Nothing is more insulting than a job posting that asks for a detailed response, doesn't indicate a salary range, and asks for the applicant's salary expectations.
@JourneymanGeek Only "professionals" could come up with BS like that.
@Skyhawk: left it out.
;p
@JourneymanGeek Good for you.
I'm just chumming the waters first anyway
as things are I'm reasonable. I need a job - any job, as long as its tech, and pays roughtly janitor wage or better.
There's another one for a in house tech that needs a class 3 licence.
despite saying there's no travelling on the job
Isn't that illegal discrimination?
oh the other hand, I can walk there faster than someone can drive there in rush hour
its probably copy-pasta
07:13
In the USA employers can require "reliable transportation" (i.e. ability to show up on time) but I'm pretty sure we can't legally require a personal vehicle unless it's actually required to perform the job... because what if an otherwise qualified individual who couldn't drive due to a disability was excluded from the job?
yeah.
actually, the class 3 licence one and the one asking for expected wage is the same >_> sooooo
Well, hopefully they'll just disregard your application and you'll end up working someplace awesome instead.
lol
I wish. $search_engine_company hasn't replied yet
and I need to do another term in school, I failed one of my management major modules
@Skyhawk I prefer experienced, but "some experience and talented" is good too :)
@DennisKaarsemaker What would this person be doing over in Lexus Land?
@DennisKaarsemaker "Some experience and talented" often comes at a discount.
07:19
@Skyhawk lexus land?
@DennisKaarsemaker You did say Bellevue, right?
ah :)
linux sysadmin in all its aspects. From fixing problems, to writing puppet recipes, to building scalable systems.
@DennisKaarsemaker Man, you could have hired @Magellan a while back.
evenin' gents.
Speak of the captain himself...
07:22
@Skyhawk I know in Australia you can be required to hold a certain type of licence (Heavy Rigid/Light Rigid, both being trucks), and you can also be required to have "own transportation". Whilst the truck licence restriction is certainly allowable, whether the second is legally binding/fair...
@Skyhawk I probably wouldn't have been a good fit with the two guys that were there anyway.
They were pretty far up the Aspergers/Autism scale. =)
Ah, got it.
The job I did end up taking, I was one of the older people there. Lots of young Devs so the parties were frequent and went quite late.
And, sadly, now I'm winnowing through the list of those co-workers seeing who I want to refer to my HR recruiters to see if we can snag them.
Am I supposed to take better job offers as they come
or is there honor in this industry
@JoelESalas Yes,no
07:34
@Iain A certain company is offering a respectable bump...
@JoelESalas onwards and upwards to Ed's level then
Someday we'll all be at Ed's level, even if we have to climb turbines to get there.
Miles how are you ?

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