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12:00 AM
@Adrian:actually, from my (admittedly unscientific) testing, they arn't much louder
at some point i need to do actual nearly scientific testing
 
12:28 AM
I use the das keyboard with the quieter brown switches at work
Haven't gotten any complaints
 
12:49 AM
Did I hear "devops"?
I leave for a bit, and you all go crazy!
 
1:25 AM
@Zoredache Especially the G01 - G18 Keys, some OLEDs would have been nice there too.
 
1:37 AM
@ChrisS: will likely happen in a few years
 
2:00 AM
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@JourneymanGeek Sup man. How's college?
 
2:20 AM
Fuck You Java. What makes you think you have the right to install the Ask toolbar and change my default homepage
I wonder how many people get suckered into that because they don't change the default options
 
@MarkHenderson Ha ha. =P
I practically expect that kind of sh*t these days. Flash comes with it, Chrome tries to invade your computer, seems much more common than not.
 
@ChrisS Makes me mad. And Microsoft, fuck you too. In IE when you click "Add more search providers", the page they take you to has Google nowhere on it. In fact it doesn't have a single other web search engine listed anywhere to be found.
Only when you click on "most popular" do you see about 5 different versions of Google and some Yahoo on there
 
@MarkHenderson Google used to be on there as by default it bought you to the Most Popular page; they changed that as you can see... But even with the extra clicks Google is still the most popular add-on.
 
2:35 AM
@ChrisS Yep. Thats how badly people hate Bing :p
(or rather, people who are intelligent enough to want to change their default search)
 
I hate it when applications try to think for me. Stop thinking for me! You can't do it as good as I can!!!
 
@WesleyDavid: still kicking me in the goolies
 
We were doing DB design in class this past weekend. I can't tell you how frustrated I was with people who DO NOT UNDERSTAND: The computer does exactly what you tell it to.
 
@JourneymanGeek Yeah, but you like that, right?
 
not really
I'd like to pass, and get this over with ;p
 
@ChrisS Slight alteration: The computer does exactly what somebody told it to. The question is: Was it my directives that it was following or some other set of instructions that are heretofore unseen? =)
 
2:53 AM
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Q: Should we use irqbalance in a VMware guest?

KristonShould we use irqbalance in a VMware guest? I'm sure this benefits bare-metal installations. I'm unsure if this benefits VMware guests, and I'm interested in how it would benefit a VMware guest. This also applies to Xen, Amazon AWS, and other hypervisor guest platforms. Thanks!!

Good question.
I don't know the answer.
 
@ewwhite Inconceivable!!!
 
@WesleyDavid Yeah yeah... I was just thinking about the same question this week.
VMWare should publish best practices on things like that.
 
Let's all say the magic word and make WesleyDavid run and hide in a closet...
 
devops?
 
Episiotomy
 
3:02 AM
Oh, i was going to say "smegma".
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@ewwhite My immediate thought is that running that on your guests and not your host would not do much, because both VCPU1 and VCPU2 can be executed on "real" CPU 1 if they're not both scheduled at the same time
But I obviously have no evidence whatsoever to back that up
I also question whether projects like irqbalance have any real use in the real world anyway
 
Balancing interrupts across CPUs... I disable it on realtime systems or restrict it to a certain group of CPUs in other systems.
But since VMs typically have lower CPU counts, I'm not sure what the right approach is.
 
hm, i just realise how shockingly useful proxies are
 
@ewwhite - and what would happen if you ran it on the guest AND the host?
The world might explode
 
Assuming a KVM Linux host... Hmm, I'm not sure.
 
3:07 AM
@Ward GARGLINGSTERNUMHOBOPOTATOFLARGINGBARGLINGSNOWMANHOOKERS!!!! ::faints::
@JourneymanGeek Start a Singaporean Proxy/VPN service.
 
@WesleyDavid: amusingly, i'm connecting to a Canadian VPS to get to pages that are inexplicably acting up on my ISP
but it would also let me do centralised adblock
 
@ewwhite we bind kvm hosts to certain cpus\cores on our horribly cpu intensive hosts
 
i need to drop by the office to check if i secured it properly tho
 
and then copy the core\socket arrachment in the cpu exposed to the VM
 
@Tacticus So setting cgroups or shields for specific VMs?
 
3:13 AM
@WesleyDavid common now ... there is no catnip here
 
Australian cats are immune to catnip :(
 
ohhh baby
new hardware goodness
 
@MarkHenderson But they're not immune to the king brown snake.
 
@WesleyDavid We had one of those living in our front garden. Eventually got a snake catcher to come and get it, and them another one moved in a few weeks later
Irony is that after we got rid of THAT one, the local mouse population exploded
So then we had a mouse problem because our neighbour is a horder
 
@ewwhite not that significant we just get libvirt to do its thing and handle it
@MarkHenderson Ack snakes
 
3:17 AM
@MarkHenderson How do you handle a snake like that living in your front yard?
 
king browns are horrible
@WesleyDavid get a cat
 
"Oh yeah, don't mind him. He's only the deadliest snake in the world."
 
@Zypher What is that? 380Gb RAM?
No wait
Not enough digits
 
<-- stepped on a kingbrown without shoes on when i was much younger
 
Im having such a brain fart day
 
3:18 AM
winter ftw
 
@MarkHenderson yes
 
@WesleyDavid Nothing. You call the snake catcher when you see it out in the open and keep an eye on it so they know where it is
They're not usually fatal to adults, but they can kill a child
 
it's also got an R10 of 12 200GB Intel 710 SSDs that i'm running a sqlio test against right now
 
Not if you call an ambulance and tell them what bit you at least
@Zypher Niiiiiiice. So bummed you're not hiring :p
 
@MarkHenderson or they work it out through scraping your skin
 
3:19 AM
@Zypher Wow, what part of the SE network will be running on it?
 
@MarkHenderson So what happened with the job situation?
 
@WesleyDavid Probably Zypher's desktop
 
It's one of 3 new SQL servers for 2012
all spec'd the same
 
@ewwhite Their snr sysadmin left to go to Twitter, so they decided I was too high risk to pursue
 
@Tacticus "Or they work it it through sucking venom out of your corpse with a hose." < FTFY
 
3:20 AM
@WesleyDavid that doesn't work with australian snakes
 
@MarkHenderson Huh, I think I saw that Twitter job open too. I considered the Tumblr job that opened up in midtown NYC earlier in the year.
 
@MarkHenderson So they were burned and concerned that you'd be a flight risk?
 
@WesleyDavid I know a couple of guys at tumblr they are good people
 
@ewwhite Pretty much. From what I understand most US employment is At Will, and I think they were going to put me on a proper contract. But then they were one man down and yeah, if I decided to break my contract and go home they'd be very down on manpower
 
So now they need TWO people?
 
3:22 AM
also the king brown is only amongst the most dangerous you need to look at stuff like the inland\coastal taipan or central ranges taipan
 
@ewwhite I'm not sure. I think my position was peripheral, a "nice to have", and then all of a sudden they had far more critical role open up
So they might still be after one, or it might be two. I don't know.
I'm sure @Zypher can ask them during tomorrows lunch time ;)
 
So are you disappointed that they took so long?
It sounded like a long process.
 
"There were no known survivors of a taipan bite before an antivenom (antivenene) was developed and, even then, victims often require extended periods of intensive care."
 
@MarkHenderson if i see them, the sysadmins tend to eat later
C:\Program Files (x86)\SQLIO>sqlio -kW -t4 -s120 -dE -o32 -frandom -b64 -BH -LS Testfile.dat
sqlio v1.5.SG
using system counter for latency timings, 2636738 counts per second
4 threads writing for 120 secs to file E:Testfile.dat
	using 64KB random IOs
	enabling multiple I/Os per thread with 32 outstanding
	buffering set to use hardware disk cache (but not file cache)
using current size: 24576 MB for file: E:Testfile.dat
initialization done
CUMULATIVE DATA:
throughput metrics:
IOs/sec: 15581.45
MBs/sec:   973.84
 
@ewwhite Yeah, it took almost 3 months and I actually put some very big plans on hold to see how it panned out. But it was worth it
good news is that I can now proceed with myu other plans (which involves moving out of Sydney anyway)
 
3:25 AM
@MarkHenderson Well, sorry to hear that it didn't pan out. Any interest in Remember the Milk?
 
@ewwhite Oh cool, they're hiring? Wait... they're still around?
 
@ewwhite Never heard of them?
 
even though they're in Sydney.. :-x
 
@ewwhite Not a good fit unfortunately. I'm a Windows guy, with enough Linux to survive but not an expert and no postgre
@ewwhite I'll still be working in Sydney. I'm not leaving my current job. I will be commuting 1-2 days a week and working from home the rest of the time
It's about a 90-minute drive if you leave at about 5.30-6am to get to work from where I want to move to
And it's almost all freeway, so not un-doable
 
3:29 AM
Wow.
 
@ewwhite In Sydney if you have a 60 minute commute, you're considered average
I currently do 20 minutes and that's almost unheard of
And I leave home at 7am every day anyway and start work at 7.30 so early mornings are nothing new
 
People have long commutes even with public transportation?
 
@ewwhite because of public transport
Our train system sucks
Our busses suck
And our roads are clogged because our busses and trains suck
And all the government can do is bicker and fight amongst themselves instead of getting shit fixed
For example, where I work there is NO train service, there's only busses and they only run to here from major interchanges
If you wanted to catch a train to where I work you would need to catch it to a major station and then drive for 20 minutes, or take about a 40 minute bus trip
If you work in the city it's not so bad, but the trains are consistantly late, over-crowded and expensive
From about 7.30 - 10am if you catch a city-bound train and you're not molested, it's a good day
IF you manage to find a spot where you're not touching someone, that's about the best thing that will happen to you all week
And if you get a seat, fuck you may as well buy a lotto ticket
However, to find a seat, not be touching anyone AND not get molested, well then you must be a unicorn
(but your train will still be late)
 
Oh, well, here in the US, we destroyed most of our transportation infrastructure... and cities are just now building things again.
 
@MarkHenderson Point on the dolly where the bad passenger touched you.
 
3:37 AM
but it sounds like you guys are way over-capacity
 
@ewwhite Yeah, and the worst part is that people are trying to do the right thing. Our trains are massive double-deckers. If they run a full-length train I reckon you'd get close to 1,000 people on a single train
But it's just not enough
 
@MarkHenderson: Its suprising how little time it takes to totally **** up public transport
ours went from one of the best in the world, to something that broke down a dozen times in 3 months
 
@JourneymanGeek Haha yeah, ours shuts down when it rains, or when its too hot, or when it's windy
 
same hardware, new managment had emperor's new clothes syndrome, and dumped a lot of engineers
then tried to blame the hardware for failure
 
@JourneymanGeek Well a bad workman blames his tools
 
3:41 AM
yup
(and corporate singapore heavily suffers from that)
 
@MarkHenderson How far from Bondi are you? My "ex", an expatriate, swears AU is pretty good with the public transit.
 
@MarkHenderson just over 1500 on the sydney double deck 8 car sets iirc
but the problem with sydney double deckers is that the average station stop time is somewhere north of 2 minutes which causes issues with running very frequent services
 
@ewwhite In college I drew up a proposal for developing a subway/monorail system for the city I live in. They currently operate a bus line that f---ing sucks, nobody rides and they keep pissing more money into expanded it despite the fact that it's slow, inefficient, and underutilized.
Cities that do currently have some form of subway, rail, or light rail system are lucky...
 
melbourne trams ftw
 
@ChrisS Oh, Michigan, I see...
 
3:46 AM
@ewwhite Yeah, not a single subway/rail system in Michigan that I know of.
Taking Amtrak from where I live to Chicago takes 6 to 8 hours and costs as much as gas to drive a car there and back.
 
I have clients in Grand Rapids. I can fly with effort... or just drive the 3 hours.
 
@ewwhite 2.9 miles of circular track does not count.
That's like strapping a 4-stroke to a tricycle and calling it a car. =[
 
@ewwhite "In 2008, the system moved about 7,500 people per day, "
that's less than a small tram line in melbourne
actually i think that's less than offpeak service on a small tram line
 
@ewwhite That's what I mean... There's no effective public transit at all.
 
@jscott Bondi - a fair way. To be honest, Bondi sucks pretty hard unless you're a tourist
 
3:52 AM
@ChrisS In the past week, I've been in Chicago, San Francisco, Sacramento, Washington DC and Baltimore. It's been interesting to see how each of those areas handle transit.
 
@jscott And when did she leave Sydney? Cos its been rubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbish since I moved here, about 10 years ago
 
Oh, and Palo Alto...
 
@ewwhite The L gets 700,000 people a day around Chi-town... The Detroit People Mover is a showy joke.
@Tacticus In 2011 it was down to almost 7000/day.
 
@ChrisS that's really quite horrible
 
Unsurprising as Detroit has lost thousands of people, moving away to find jobs or whatever.
 
3:54 AM
Chicago is struggling... When I work, I'm usually 14 miles away, but the L takes an hour or more to travel that distance. San Fran has Muni, good buses, trolleys and cable cars... Sacramento's light rail is very nice. Washington DC's Metro is decent.
 
Do we have any Vancouver BC peeps up in this hizouse to represent mass transit?
 
Seattle's is decent. Under-engineered though and expensive to build with all the tunnels.
 
Been there recently. I'm jealous of any city that has surface light rail.
Seattle has the crowding issue, though.
 
@MarkHenderson Honestly, last I knew she lived in/around Bondi beach, not sure if she was in Sydney proper. She mentioned Google recruiters, and I still don't even know what she's getting at
 
When i'm there, I see nothing but FULL buses to the suburbs.
 
3:56 AM
Public transit is most effective in planned urban areas, where commercial, residential, and industrial areas are planned like Sim City. My sister did stint in urban design when she was in college, did a bunch of planning for/with Detroit as a matter of fact. They took those designed and filed them away with all the other good ideas they'll never follow up on.
 
@ewwhite Sydney is selling its monorail, if you want it? :P
 
Id rather have above grade
 
@MarkHenderson bought time
@Adrian makes it annoying for passengers though
 
@jscott Bondi is inside Sydney. It's not far from the CBD actually. But as a beach it's kinda average, and as somewhere to go its not great, because of all the damn people. But it is an experience
 
@Adrian Ours is ok, but it costs too much and like all big mega-project it was chock full of stupid boondoggles and insider deals and kickbacks.
 
3:58 AM
@ChrisS My Sim City cities are always a mess with massive commute times. Makes sense I guess...
 
Oh, and it's not at grade.
 
Its already halfway above or below due to elevation issues. Where it's at grade is a total cluster of auto-train accidents.
 
@Ward Isn't every government contract like that?
 
@Adrian it's not that bad if the drivers are used to it
they treat them like a large bus
 
@MarkHenderson Ah! Thanks for that, on Google maps, it looks outside the city, but what the heck do I know. :)
 
3:59 AM
@MarkHenderson Yeah, but it pissed me off even more when they made a big deal of fact-finding trips and then totally waste a shitload of money.
 
Seattle isn't like that, but we take 20 years to make the wrong decision usually.
 
plus it's at the same level and low floor trams are awesome
 
@jscott The way we name things here seems to be different to the US. I say that I live in "Sydney", but "Sydney" is really just a tiny suburb in the middle of the CBD.
 
@tacticus Seattle drivers can't judge closure speed. It's a mess with weekly hours long outage and buses taking people around the closed sections.
 
@MarkHenderson I preferred to turn off disasters and level the landscape; build miniature monuments to efficiency and artificial engineering and design.
 
4:00 AM
@Adrianoh that just sucks :|
 
There's an old, unused rail line that goes exactly where the subway they put in for the olympics goes, just a few blocks offset to the west. But that rail line goes past one of the fanciest neighborhoods in town, so they didn't use it because all the rich people said - verbatim - we're the creme de la creme, we shouldn't have a subway line that close to us.
 
We had some suburbs do similar things in melb they wanted train lines but didn't want any diesel services on it so demanded it was single tracked
 
Took me 90 minutes to get to work once. Bomb threat at a bank 2 blocks from the rail line. Closed the light rail for 3 hours one morning.
 
Anyway, skytrain works, but it's expensive to ride, and instead of following the HK model, they let private developers rake in the dough from condos and mixed-use developments adjacent to the stations.
 
now they whine about the interval between the train
 
4:01 AM
@MarkHenderson Interesting, good to know.
 
@ChrisS I just cheat by using a hex editor to give me a few trillion dollars and then run a tax free haven for business ;)
 
@Ward That's why I picked monorail for my college project. Cement rails are cheap, rubber guide wheels and electric motors mean the whole thing is quieter than a car or bus.
 
Your rolling resistance is much higher thoug
 
@MarkHenderson Businesses shouldn't be taxed anyway, they don't actually do anything.
 
@ChrisS Except nobody in Sydney uses our monorail :p
 
4:03 AM
and i'd say wear and tear will cause high maintenance reqs
 
@MarkHenderson Why? Location?
 
@ChrisS Haha yeah. Its a joke, its about a 20 minutes to go from the beginning back to the beginning again
I think its more of a tourist attraction than anything else
 
The city of Vancouver (and some of the surrounding 'burbs) have been doing an excellent job of making things bike-friendly, though.
 
@ChrisS max speed of 0.5 walking, horrible loop and expensive single trip tickets
 
@MarkHenderson Ah, just like the Detroit People Mover then.
 
4:04 AM
@ChrisS Yeah I just read that wiki article before
Sounds similar
 
The Hong Kong escalators are the coolest public transit I've been on:
The Central–Mid-levels escalators in Hong Kong is the longest outdoor covered escalator system in the world. The entire system covers over 800 metres in distance and elevates over 135 metres from bottom to top. It was constructed in 1993 to provide a better commute by linking areas within the Central and Western District on Hong Kong Island. Description Hong Kong Island is dominated by steep, hilly terrain, which makes it the home of some rather unusual methods of transport up and down the slopes. Since it was officially opened to the public on 15 October 1993, the elevator system h...
 
Am I being harsh for V'ing TC and downvoting this? serverfault.com/questions/396263/…
 
@WesleyDavid Ugh. MacOS is not a server OS
 
4:20 AM
Just looking at a recruiter's email to me. Everyone tell me what you think about this:
If a position mentions a drug test, I immediately ignore it. I don't do drugs, but the notion that I'll have to pee in a cup to "prove my trustworthiness" pretty much gets things off on a very bad foot.
Drug tests for a systems engineer position? Please.
A'ight. Nighty night.
 
@WesleyDavid Its probably company policy so that they don't single out a single group of people (i.e. the receptionists)
If I had to do drug testing, I would probably opt for everyone rather than discriminate against specific roles
 
5:09 AM
Holy Shit!
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It's an ASCII version of @WesleyDavid
 
 
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6:28 AM
G'day
 
7:15 AM
@Iain was there a comment on your answer deleted? I can't quite figure out what Brent Pabst's first comment means: meta.serverfault.com/a/3341/6177
 
Morning all
 
@Ward it relates to meta.serverfault.com/questions/3345/… and the related question
 
7:37 AM
 
 
2 hours later…
Douche canoe
 
:)
 
10:24 AM
I'm pissed off, someone started a smear campaign against me whilst I was on paternity leave - because his project failed.
 
Dan
I'd love to know what he's doing
@ITHedgeHog Sleep with his wife then kneecap him
 
Ah if only, but then my wife would kill me
Instead I'm pulling TFS reports out to use at our project review.
60% of the work to launch was added a week before I left for paternity leave, with another 20% added whilst I was away - and some how he has translated that to my failing not a project management guffaw
 
Dan
10:41 AM
@ITHedgeHog Sounds like a classic grade a tosser
 
@ITHedgeHog really? what a cunt, let us all know their contact details and we'll fuck them up using our godlike IT skills :)
 
lol
 
@ITHedgeHog: kneecap his wife and blame him?
 
Slowly bleed-out his wife and kids in front of him
 
You evil meanies, I suspect however that he CEO already has his fate in mind
 
11:02 AM
The archival department ?
 
11:56 AM
Work politics.
@chopper3 - I need help finding a bad DIMM on one of my servers.
It's a follow up to this question...
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Q: VMWare - persistent "Host memory status" alarm in vSphere

ewwhiteI have a particular VMWare ESX 4.1 host that has a very persistent "Host memory status" alarm. This is running on an HP ProLiant DL360 G7 server. The HP ILO and System Management agents don't know any errors. If I clear the alarm in the vSphere client, it returns within a day. I've tried reseat...

I just upgraded RAM in the server, but the "Host memory status" alarm still comes on periodically. Is there a nice way to see which DIMM is causing the issue?
 
12:12 PM
@JourneymanGeek The no longer in employment dept looks on the cards.
 
ahh, d00m
@ewwhite: silly question but can't you just test the ram with memtest or similar? There's also ram testing devices (which are faster) but super costy...
 
ank
HP servers do come with a host of diagnostics built into them (last timε I checked)
 
I've run 3 hour loops from the HP diagnostic CDs with no issues.
No errors on the server or IML log.
@JourneymanGeek How long would I need to run memtest?
 
Yep, I know on my giant ass Dell Precision I have a special key combo to boot into a diagnostics rom on the mobo, maybe there is an offline, hardware level test that can be run as well?
How much ram is on the box?
 
@ewwhite: couple of hours...
 
12:22 PM
@BrentPabst 56GB
 
damn, I have 16GB in my precision, memtest took about 20 minutes to run the basic/standard test against all of the dimms
 
If time is at a premium, and not money... superuser.com/questions/432876/… this might be worth a look
(I didn't know such things existed)
 
that's cool, damn pricey, but cool
 
I totally want one ;p (not that i will)
 
ank
If a 3-hour loop did not reveal anything why do you still think its the ram? Having gone this route a few times I would say even a basic test will immediately find a faulty DIMM. Of course there are those rare failures too....
 
12:29 PM
I'm getting VMs that crash or stall... then the "Host memory status" indicator on ESX gets triggered.
 
@ewwhite still? You marked the question as solved
 
It came back!
 
:(
 
But I also added RAM and swapped a couple of 4GB modules under warranty
I have enough capacity on other hosts to take the problem server offline for tests.
 
Probably wouldn't hurt to live migrate and take it down for offline memory testing if its still showing up
 
12:37 PM
I just did for a few hours using HP's tools... but maybe I'll try memtest
 
12:56 PM
Y ME NO KEEP MOUTH SHUT? ME NOW WRITING REQUIREMENTS DOCUMENTS
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1:07 PM
@ewwhite When I had a memory problem with my Dell a little while back the tools that ran within the OS didn't point to any errors, once I ran memtest followed by the diagnostics partition they instantly lit up with DIMM errors
 
1:24 PM
I've got an older server that like to throw a multi-bit ECC error about once a quarter.. Just for sh*ts and giggles apparently.
 
@ChrisS: obviously cosmic rays
 
I'd accept that except it's in a rack with half a dozen other servers that have never shown any errors.
 
@ewwhite are you in Philadelphia this week?
@ewwhite saw MDMarra's rape comment on the starboard.
 
Anyone have a reference document on how Windows 2008 R2 failover clustering works that is a technical explanation of how it works, and not mostly marketing about how much better it is than previous versions?
 
Dan
@KyleBrandt I have a really nice diagram, hang on
 
1:38 PM
@KyleBrandt Are you looking for failover clustering of a specific service, or just in general?
 
Dan
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It is a particular Windows feature "Failover Clustering"
 
hahahaha
truth Dan, truth.
@KyleBrandt just a word of warning -- don't expect it to work as well as you hope it will.
 
@KyleBrandt No I get that, are you looking for specifics such as Hyper-V Failover Clustering or a generic doc on failover clustering?
 
Dan
I'm a bad man
 
1:41 PM
Going to use it with SQL Server AlwaysOn
 
Let me just say, I'm happy that I'm working on the backup project and not the SQL project.
 
Ah gotcha
 
Sorry, I don't know exactly how to ask the question at this point
 
@Dan and there I was thinking I was going to get some useful bit of info to add to my personal resource library :P
 
For instaince, with keepalived, lots of Docs about what happens in what situation, what packets are sent as a heart beat etc
 
1:42 PM
I doubt that level of documentation exists outside of Microsoft.
 
Oh there are a shit-ton of packets sent, I can assure you of that
 
Dan
@tombull89 ;)
 
I wish companies would call "Data sheets" what they are: "worthless, non-informative sheets"
 
Alright, is this an okay question for SF?
I mean, it is pretty open ended, but having trouble finding an answer
 
I think its specific and complex enough to warrant a question, its not like you are looking for technical docs on installing Windows
plus, I'd like to have more info on AlwaysOn and the reqts. anyway
 
Dan
1:49 PM
Had our stray cat spayed yesterday - she's not loving it
 
i'd like to rip the claws out of ours with plyers but the wife wont let me :(
 
poor dear
 
@PeterGrace Not in Phila. Was thinking about going to get steak.
 
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Q: How Does Failover Clustering Work in Windows 2008 R2?

Kyle BrandtI am trying to learn how the failover clustering features works with Windows 2008 R2 as I am going to be using as part of SQL Server 2012 always on. I have been able to find information on how to set it up, and what it does. However, I am having trouble finding a nice technical document on how i...

 
Dan
@Mario That seems somewhat mean!
 
1:55 PM
@Dan i've gone through great pains to remodel my house and the bastards think they own the place. i mean, i won't do it, even to have a doctor do it means to remove the first knuckle which apparently causes them great pain. we use these instead
 
@KyleBrandt whatcha think of those softpaws things?
(Kyle and I are both cat people, just by differing orders of magnitude)
 
Dan
@Mario Aww, hehe. This one doesn't scratch to be fair
 
Those just seem wrong :-P
 
their like little silicon condoms. their great. pink for her, blue for him - for haloween we do black and orange
 
I just trim my cats claws, and let them destroy my couch when I am too lazy for that
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1:59 PM
they last about 3 weeks if they dont bite them off
 
@MarkHenderson Agreed, at $job[-1] I had to pee every year. Our insurance mandated it for the line workers and to keep everything fair everyone had to do it. Where I work now we don't have any sort of testing program, it's never been a problem here.
 
Vixen, my cat, actually got a really bad infected foot from an ingrown claw a couple years ago
the scratching serves a purpose, it just sucks that cats prefer to scratch on couches instead of the numerous cardboard and carpet contraptions around the house for her to use instead
 
I just accept it from the start :-P
 
@ChrisS Open to doing work in your area? I have a client there who needs HALP!
 
@ewwhite I'm under non-compete, so unless it's non-System Administrator I can't.
 
2:02 PM
Tsk... (I hate the drive from Chicago)
 
@Chopper3 Were some comments deleted from that?
I also like the, "no way I'm spending 20 quid on a meter" bit that's still there.
 
Fun Fact: The way one starts a getty on serial port changed from el5 to el6. Useful to know before you start trying to get your uc323 adapter running on OSX.
 
@ewwhite Nice lung-full of Gary on your way though, and the boring, featureless South-West Michigan the rest of the way... Who wouldn't love that trip?
 
@ChrisS My client has a bad local IT support group.
THey mislead
 
I don't have too many positive experiences with local IT groups... Especially the jack-of-all trades companies.
 
2:19 PM
@ChrisS I ranted about it at some point this year... something like the local IT people put an SBS server in and a terminal server... on VMWare. I built the VMware server...
the customer had RDS problems for two years... and the local IT people did EVERYTHING except actually reboot the ESX host.
So the host had been up for 700 days or so...
 
@ewwhite to be fair I'm resistant to rebooting my ESXi box. Up until performance in my VMs gets so terrible I'm forced to...
 
@ewwhite Ah yes, I remember that one. Somewhere around me? Interesting.
 
Hmm, apparently I'm headed to the company's data center for a tour... seen one seen 'em all?
 
wtf. exchange still wont block outgoing smtp traffic.
3 different documents all said to set it up the same way; wont block me emailing my gmail acct.
 
@PeterGrace we found that the small thin posts didn't work so we tried one that is 100cm tall & has a diameter of 30cm - cats love it
 
2:33 PM
@BrentPabst companies don't like taking me on datacenter tours...
HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SENDING AN EMAIL!
Some Mean Old Mr. Sysadmin said I shouldn't let you, but you look like a good, honest sort of fellow -- Promise not to tell? OK! I SEND NOW!
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Q: Connecting two linux machines straight through their ethernet cables for TCP/IP

JohnPristineMy goal is to test ack times between two machines without taking into account the network/router overhead. So I guess the best way to do that is to connect both client and server straight from network card to network card. However I need both of them to have an IP address so I can use TCP/IP (UDP...

 
omg. nevermind. we have a tls connector in there - exchange in its infinite wisdom saw that gmail uses tls (and gmail is in that tls connector) and sent it out that connector before it sent it out the new one i created.
 
...someone else please yell at them? If I do it now before I've had any coffee I'm just going to tear their heart out and eat it...
 
@ChrisS Yep, in the valley.
 
Dan
@voretaq7 How can someone be talking about Ack and the difference between TCP and UDP without actually knowing how to configure the simplest network in the world
 
@Dan Sounds like a student question.
 
2:41 PM
@voretaq7 @ChrisS got to it before me
 
maybe there should be a student "stack"
 
@Mario Not that all student questions are that poor quality, but it has that "copy/pasted" or regurgitated read to it.
 
atleast they didnt ask how to make a crossover cable i guess
or is that next week's assignment
 
Dan
@jscott Ah, maybe yeah
 
chef, puppet, cuisine, salt, cfengine, bcfg2, func, juju...
 
2:54 PM
@PeterGrace GRRRR
Why can't I read questions from my AMI instance?!
 
Dan
Talk about DevOps, I've just roped myself into developing an entire piece of software
 
@Dan Off-topic. Migrate @Dan
:)
 

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