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12:52 AM
@wfaulk It does. Negotiation of 1000BaseT require the other two pairs
Jesus, @WesleyDavid. Have you sent that meta post to the printers yet? Be very careful with the paperback edition, you may end up with binding issues
 
1:23 AM
@WesleyDavid IMO, idiots need idiotin', they just don't get the message otherwise.
 
@ScottPack You should see what happens when I turn on -v for my posts.
@womble I'm not sure how to approach the site and general "snark" sometimes. At some points, it seems that a terse response is appropriate, at other times it seems that an understanding and soft response is.
Very case-by-case.
 
@WesleyDavid #!/usr/bin/wesleydavid -w\n\nuse strict;
 
"Professional behavior" can include being short and a bit snippy as can being very patient and longsuffering.
 
Professional behaviour begets professional behaviour. Getting annoyed because someone (politely) tells you that your stupid idea is stupid begets a double-barrelled snark cannon.
I am referring here, specifically, to this monster of a stupid question:
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Q: using email client without POP IMAP access

Registered UserI need to give a solution for a situation where sys admins have not enabled POP,IMAP access of mail server only web based access is allowed.At the same time some people would like for them to be able to use some thing at their (client machines) an email client like Outlook,Thunderbird. I reme...

Closing as off-topic (asker is not a professional sysadmin, and is a complete fucktard) would also be a good end state.
 
Someone voted to send that to SuperUser? That's not at all a SuperUser question. That a "User trying to subvert the IT department's decisions without going through proper managerial channels" question.
And we complain about SO sending nonsense here.
 
1:38 AM
I think some people think "it's not professional, it goes to superuser" -- they're idiots too.
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Much like, "it's not programming, so it goes to serverfault"
 
@womble That needs to be stickied. =D
 
@WesleyDavid That needs to be put in the off-topic destination picker: "If you think that just because this question isn't professional, it belongs on Superuser, then you're an idiot"
 
2:21 AM
@WesleyDavid WTF? "the admins do not want to enable IMAP or POP3…I have to give them a solution.The admins themselves have asked me some of their users need such an access." DERP DERP DERP TURN ON IMAP
 
@MikeyB But he can't turn on IMAP -- nor can he coherently explain why he can't turn on IMAP, just that "someone" doesn't want it turned on (one time he blames it on the admins, another time he claims that there are no admins). I'm wondering if his various personalities comprise his entire organisation.
 
@womble Part of me thinks "asinine security policy from clueless PHB." Another part of me thinks "clueless poster".
 
So much clueless...
 
I'm going to go with "too localized". Problem diagnosed as: "We want to use IMAP but don't want to use IMAP."
 
I wonder who downvoted me and why on that answer.
 
2:31 AM
Huh. Sigh.
Let's just get rid of that asinine question and move on.
 
Goodness but cpanel VPSs do love to eat up the RAMs
 
2:48 AM
"The Answer (note the caps) is to enable IMAP. End of story. Anything else is subpar. Why in the world are your admins asking you to provide a solution that does not involve IMAP? Nothing about your various comments make sense. – MikeyB 21 mins ago" (Just the right amount of snark I think; I stopped before adding "You or your organization fails at life.")
 
"I am now dumber for having read your question." might have crossed a line.
 
This right here is the gem: @womble it is not possible do enable POP/IMAP why in the world people have all the suggestions which do not work in some ones environment.
You just can't help some people.
 
This is why I don't laugh at people who put battery backups in their colocation racks: rimuhosting.com/maintenance.jsp?server_maint_oid=422895391
 
3:09 AM
Yikes - last update 67h ago, still going?
 
No idea, I just read about it.
 
@WesleyDavid I laugh at people who put battery backups in their colo racks when it's not cost-effective to do so. How much business will rimu lose as a result of this outage, and is the cost of that loss of business greater than the cost of equipping every rack with local UPSes capable of sustaining service for 67 hours (and the associated ongoing maintenance and occasional loss of service when a UPS decides to go batshit insane)
 
3:31 AM
@Zypher Your Github project got badmouthed: hezmatt.org/~mpalmer/blog/2011/08/04/yeah-not-so-useful.html
@womble Sure, sustaining 67 hours of outage is not cost effective. I'm more concerned with cutting power to running servers and the attendant corruption that is involved. Just 15 minutes worth of power should be able to gracefully shut most things down and avoid a week's worth of fsck'ing when you get power back up.
 
@WesleyDavid I somewhat agree the point he is trying to make there. Just dumping things into a git project is probably not the best idea.
I am kinda thinking something more like commandlinefu.com would be the real goal. With each script having an associated description, and some kind of reputation system associated with it
Including user comments, tags and the works
 
Yeah, it is a good point to be made.
For myself, as I looked at my scripts, I realized that I'd really need to put some thought into making it publicly consumable.
 
3:49 AM
@WesleyDavid I'd be more concerned about the lack of effective backup power in the facility as a whole.
@WesleyDavid By the way, that's my blog post there...
 
Womble, I thought I detected a very familiar writing style. =)
And nice blog, BTW. I shall read it more to become less dumb.
In fact, I'm reading it now.
 
More people need to link to their blog and profiles and stuff in their SF profile.
BTW, you will see RSS spam soon.
 
I like this post: hezmatt.org/~mpalmer/blog/2011/08/06/why-everyone-needs-https I didn't know about the HTTPS debacle on SE.
 
I wouldn't go so far as to call it a debacle, but having rolled out a large-scale (pervasive, actually) HTTPS site, it certainly doesn't need to be as hard as the SE admins are making out.
 
Oh, and I've always wondered if my comments system was keeping legit comments from being made. Now I know. -.-
 
4:04 AM
"For that matter, how many potential contributors are going to own the copyright on their scripts" - exactly what I've been silently concerned about.
 
I think I mentioned before that I would prefer BSD two paragraph licensing to be mandatory for the entire project, but oh well.
 
@WesleyDavid It doesn't matter; if the script was written for work, it'll need the signoff of management to licence it under any licence, and far too often that requires more hassle than is justified to contribute the 187th variant of an incomplete script to backup MySQL databases (the variant of which that is currently in the repo is a particularly poignant example).
Actually, the more I look at that script, the more it justifies my position.
 
Hmm, interesting. Having myself either worked in informal environments or for myself, the notion of having to get your workplace's sign off to share something like that never occurred to me.
 
@WesleyDavid You've never worked under a work-for-hire agreement? You are in a very, very small minority.
 
Not in the sense that any of the scripting I did was owned by the place that was using my skills, no. The "joy" of working for SMBs with an emphasis on the S. Oh, and non-profits. Non-profits / charities are a bit loose when it comes to who they pick to do work and what terms come with working for them.
Which is why, at the non profits I've worked at, I usually ended up doing a lot of work that reminded me of mucking out stalls. Stalls with digestion-challenged cows. Big cows.
 
4:18 AM
Cows live in byres. Horses live in stables.
 
Hence I edited my sentence. We call them stalls in the states. =)
 
@WesleyDavid, do we? Stables seems more common around here...
 
I believe stalls are individual compartments within the building, which is a stable.
 
And I'm back.
@Zoredache Stables for cows?
And yes, I was thinking of the individual places where the cows bed down within a barn. Specifically the mental image I had was of cows at a show, tied... and pooping. Lots of poop.
 
@WesleyDavid For horses.
 
4:29 AM
Oh yes, in that case, stables for horses. But horse poop isn't quite the same mental image as cow poop.
Oh my but the downvotes are flying low tonight. That's encouraging. For a while people didn't downvote very much.
Is it really worth allowing a poor idea to live just so you can hold on to two measly, arbitrary meaningless points?
 
Horses don't have the same visual of a stream of cow poop flying across the room.
 
Ever gotten into cow chip fights?
That's some down home fun right there.
 
Hell, my little brother got coated head-to-toe in cow poop while working in a dairy. Hilarious.
 
Does anyone wish that there was the ability to attach text files to a post? I'd love for people to be able to upload their whole /var/log/messages file or something similar.
You drink milk with untold thankfulness when you've been around a dairy. Either that or you only drink Diet Coke.
 
Doesn't get fresher than straight out of the teat.
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5:42 AM
I just got an accepted answer on something almost two years old: serverfault.com/questions/86850/…
I wonder what made the person come back and do that. Perhaps a poor answer percentage was getting him heckled so he went back and assigned answers where they were due?
He just asked this four minutes ago. serverfault.com/questions/300915/… I bet he saw his own accept rate and decided to fix that situation.
Judging by his other awarded answers he has an annoying habit of assigning an answer and not upvoting it. I don't know why, but that is a pet peeve of mine.
 
@WesleyDavid Yeah, I get those now and then. It's like a long-lost and slightly embarrassing cousin pops up to say hello.
 
And yes, I spend a lot of my time thinking about what makes people do things. I should pick up some Kant.
 
6:28 AM
G'day
 
@womble @WesleyDavid Re: SSL.. reading the meta posts on that subject was a bit surreal, it was like stepping into an alternate universe where CPU usage was non-trivial for an SSL stream.
 
6:43 AM
@WesleyDavid looks to me like he came to ask a question and probably got poked by the system about accepting some answers serverfault.com/posts/297327/timeline serverfault.com/posts/149391/timeline serverfault.com/posts/297327/timeline
 
@ShaneMadden You never know, perhaps Windows takes up so much CPU that there isn't much left over for SSL processing...
 
6:58 AM
@womble Haha, maybe. Anyway, I think the end result of those discussions was more of a "we'll do it eventually, it's just not a priority" - just odd to see some of the myths needing to be dispelled.
 
7:38 AM
What seems annoying is that they have the certificate now, at least for stackexchange.com (openid.stackexchange.com)
Couldn't they start just by SSL enabling some of the meta or low-traffic sites to see what the performance impact would be?
 
They could do all sorts of things.
 
 
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8:55 AM
If anyone is paying attention, I mentioned a couple days ago, that we have a job opening. Here is the announcement and details. The job is basically somewhere in the SAGE level I or II range.
 
9:41 AM
@Zoredache Does the job description include cleaning up your URLs? <grin>
 
 
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12:03 PM
@BenPilbrow final push for the copy editor badge ?
 
@Iain heh, something like that
I wonder if there's a data explorer query to see how many were simply retags (those don't count)
 
I know they don't count - I retagged loads of stuff too :( fwiw the last data dump (16/7) shows you with 384 eligible edits
 
Meh, it'll come when it comes, I'm not that bothered about it TBH.
Call me crazy, but I care about the quality of the site. I think it's a brilliant resource and I don't want it full of crap.
 
ditto
although since they changed things and the highlighting stopped working it's harder
 
Highlighting stopped working?
 
12:16 PM
the highlighting your edit tools provided
 
Oh, mine still highlight
The "fix it" button broke, but the highlights are still there
Do you just get nothing at all?
Hmm I had some randomer add me on G+ earlier. Has several Server Fault people in common but I have no idea who it is :/
Well, I know who it is because it shows their full name, but I don't know who it is. Don't recognise the name from the site at all
 
12:57 PM
@BenPilbrow i just reloaded it and it works again :)
 
Cool :)
 
yep
 
Grr there's a dude that requires a snarky comment, and I just vowed to stop them /sadface
> @Ben - Thanks for your information. But I need immediately please don't close it. After I found an answer I myself will delete this question. Please wait until then. Please give me some time. I hope SF will give me the best answer in best time
 
You have 334 retags btw
 
Holy @#&%. So with ~591 edits, I have ~257 to go for the badge. Wow, I really did go crazy with the retags!
 
1:05 PM
this suggests you had 384 edits on 16/7 data.stackexchange.com/serverfault/s/1397/…
 
Meh, it'll come eventually. I kinda like the surprise of new badges anyway :P
 
I was poking round with the data explorer recently and noticed I was very close to a generalist badge. That made me take a bit more notice of 2 tags but generally I like the surprise too. I picked up an Ubuntu badge today which was a surprise
 
Cool. I noticed I'm teetering on the edge of a couple of tag badges too, which is quite nice
I got the electorate badge the other day. I got it after a load of downvotes on bad questions, which amused me somewhat.
 
I need to vote more
 
Really? You're the overall 5th person for votes!
lol, the million connections guy is getting all defensive now :P
 
1:21 PM
@BenPilbrow what's the link to the question with that comment
ah, ignore, got it
 
@Chopper3 the one I just linked to
 
2:21 PM
Ha, best unintentionally dodgy-sounding comment I've made in a while
> There you go, I've also touched up some other bits too :-) – Ben Pilbrow 41 secs ago
 
 
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6:12 PM
I don't understand why people indiscriminately upvote a bunch of sequential questions. Badge-crazy and too lazy to find worthwhile questions?
 
@ShaneMadden that has been noticed before - it was most noticeable when the electorate badge was created :(
 
well, here he is
MaQleod, Sammamish, WA
352 2 10
40 votes today. All-time votes, 540 on questions, 17 on answers. And he's got his network profile thing in his profile text, with aggregate badges.
 
6:52 PM
@Iain I'm pretty sure I'm not indiscriminate, but can mods see exactly what I vote on?
 
ayup @ward - how was the vacation ?
I don't think anyone but the devs can see what you vote on
 
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A: Can admins see who downvoted them? If not, do developers with DB access look it up?

Jeff AtwoodThere is a show votes option for developers, but we explicitly disallow it on our own posts -- to reduce any temptation of looking at votes on our own posts. The intent of the function is to look at voting irregularities at the developer level. And of course developers have access to the underl...

@Ward
 
@BenPilbrow (and @Iain) Thanks.
@Iain 3600+ miles on the van in 2 weeks. In the last 3 days, went from 105F in Vegas to - literally - billions of midge bugs in Klamath Falls OR, to a little bit of rain when we got home at 2am this morning.
 
@Ward The bugs sound worst.
 
7:08 PM
@ShaneMadden There were still a few inside the van 300 miles after we left Klamath. I dunno how anyone can stand it - they don't bite, but they're everywhere, all day and all night.
 
7:48 PM
@BenPilbrow "Ben Pillow" I lol'd serverfault.com/questions/301001/…
 
Brilliant :-)
 
@Ward the most we've driven in 2 weeks was 1500 miles - we thought that was too much too
 
@WesleyDavid Just the man.... have you any idea who Clint Elliott is? (added me on G+, has you in common)
 
I have 2 randoms sharing with me
 
8:51 PM
@BenPilbrow never heard of him. Tons o people follow me who I don't know though.
 
@BenPilbrow Three cheers for completely not understanding how things work.
 
@womble eh?
@WesleyDavid meh, fair enough. Just wondered if it was someone on SF who went by some sort of pseudo-name
 
@BenPilbrow IRT "dude who requires a snarky comment"
 
Oh, right. I really should pay more attention to the little arrow by @ replies :P
 
9:15 PM
@womble Heh, I had more fortitude for editing that nasty blob of logs, I guess. People don't read what they're posting >.<
 
@ShaneMadden If you do it all for them, how will they learn?
 
sometimes you have to edit just to realise that there is no point in attempting to answer the question.
 
@womble I think training the drive-by 1 question users is a fool's errand.
 
I only got as far as half-editing before I realised even editing was pointless.
Although once the logs were readable, it became a pretty straightforward problem to solve.
 
9:33 PM
@womble I'll bet he's hosed up his permissions in some other nasty ways, too. mailq's approach may have been best - nuke from orbit and reinstall.
 
@ShaneMadden I disagree... the only thing we've got evidence of him screwing up is my.cnf. There's the definite possibility he's done other things, but that's assuming facts not in evidence, which is the same thing we hammer on n00bs for doing.
 
@womble, sorry no. The web site is maintained by the marketing person, she happens to like the 'ugly' URLs....
 
@womble "as I found many files being set to 777" seemed like a good jumping-off point for some assumptions, to me ;)
 
9:49 PM
@Zoredache She likes them? Bloody hell. I can see "doesn't know any better", but looks at them and goes "yes, that's the way I want to present our company to potential employees"... that blows my mind.
@ShaneMadden That would be reading comprehension fail on my part, then.
 
@womble, she also likes opening a new window for every single page. Almost 3/4 of the links on our site include target="_new"
It drives me insane, but I cannot convince my non-technical bosses boss, that she is crazy.
 
@womble Well, now he edited it with new irrelevant logs (just the shutdown signal on) and is "looking into" the mysql.pid file.
 
@Zoredache Good luck finding anyone to work for you...
@ShaneMadden Yeah, I'm thinking of unrescinding my downvote.
 
@Zoredache Sounds like she's writing personal browser preferences into the page behavior. Need to show her how to hold ctrl while clicking links?
 
unrescinding - is that a double negative all in one word ?
 
9:55 PM
@ShaneMadden, I agree, I have offered that suggestion. I have argued a lot on some of the major design failures of our site. I have pretty much given up, and just make sure the servers are running.
 
Would feedback from external hiring candidates that an ugly and annoying site makes us not want to work for your company help?
 
@womble, maybe. There is always a chance.
The links to many usability studies and data didn't seem to change anything though.
 
@Zoredache that will be because she didn't read them - marketing always knows best :(
 
@womble you should ring about the job and ask for the URL. When she reads it out, say "you are not serious, are you? I'm not writing all that down" and hang up :-)
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@Iain, I am sure that is exactly it.
 
10:01 PM
@BenPilbrow Quality.
 
{reposting just in case anyone doesn't want to scroll back.} -- If anyone is paying attention, I mentioned a couple days ago, that we have a job opening. Here is the announcement and details. The job is basically somewhere in the SAGE level I or II range.
 
And when she reads out the "www.nwesd.org" for the second time, interrupt with "no, you already told me that bit"
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What does a school district need with a full-time marketing wonk anyway?
Oh, I see we're way out in la-la land already... "To apply for a professional/technical or classified position submit the following: [...] Signed letters of recommendation"
 
@womble, people complain about that, but I don't understand what the problem with that is.
 
@womble oooh, that does sound professional
 
10:08 PM
Can they be PGP-signed?
 
Sitting for extended periods of time working on at a computer terminal is common. .. on at??
 
@BenPilbrow, nice one. I'll have to point that out to my boss.
 
@Zoredache It shows a complete and utter lack of knowledge about how the world works these days. Nobody's boss actually writes a letter of recommendation; the employee writes it and the boss signs it (usually blind). They're also an incredibly poor way of judging someone, as there's no ability for the hiring manager to try and get any sort of real information about the applicant (in the rare case you can get any more than a "from date-to-date" reference these days out of anyone)
 
@wfaulk Ugh. I had to implement document signing for a couple departments at my last job. The users were always confused when the "digital signature" wasn't an image of the person's signature. Some scanned their signatures and embedded them in documents in lieu of signing the file.
 
@ShaneMadden Forgers 'R Us
17 rep in 1h49m. I think I can do that.
 
10:12 PM
@womble For cap, or?
 
@womble, I suppose, but still it shouldn't be difficult to get even if it is somewhat pointless.
 
@ShaneMadden Well, cappish (200 for the day, which is what counts)
 
@womble Oh, really? I thought all those days where I've been over 200 but wouldn't have been without accepts didn't count to the badges. Nice.
 
@Zoredache If you can't get that out of a resume, you probably shouldn't be reviewing resumes (if the resume's good enough to fool you, the candidate-written letters of recommendation will too). If you can't get "somewhat pointless" after a phone screen, you need to work on your interview technique.
@ShaneMadden I think it was originally hit-the-rep-cap, but it's definitely 200-per-day now. I got Epic off about 30-odd rep-caps.
 
Epic is 50
 
10:15 PM
@womble, I agree, my boss agrees about the letters, but we are government, and this particular requirement comes from somewhere else and is outside our control... Like several other somewhat stupid things.
 
@Iain That's my point -- I only hit the rep-cap 30-odd times, but got epic (because I had 50 200-or-more days)
@Zoredache I'm not blaming you personally for instituting the policy, but I am going to ridicule idiotic hiring practices... it's better than ridiculing idiotic questions.
 
@womble what does it say at the bottom of your reputation page serverfault.com/reputation ?
 
@womble, ok then.
 
@womble So if their hiring is that bad. Just imagin working for them :)
 
@Iain You mean apart from the "Trigger Reputation Recalc" button? <grin> "rep cap was reached via rep from upvotes only on 34 days" and "earned at least 200 reputation on 56 days"
@Nixphoe This is precisely why I rage against bad hiring practices. It's why I didn't go work for Google, for example. It's also why I try to make hiring as smooth and painless as possible at places I work.
 
10:24 PM
is there much difference between your posted rep and the value next to **total rep ?
Epic doesn't require a rep cap then cool
 
@Iain No, I did a recalc a little while ago, so they're within about 50 of each other.
Aaah, thank god for a softball mod_rewrite question to get me "duh" votes.
So, with that, I'm going to go dogwalking.
 
11:25 PM
Questions like this make me smile
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Q: Inaccessible server after DNS server change

DaveAfter configuring a domain name to use the name server of the new server, the new server had become inaccessible (even if using the IP address). Is this normal?

they are so easy to answer
 

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