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6:00 PM
@Ward and percocet
 
6:14 PM
1000 times more traffic than FaceBook
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Q: Hypothetical excessive application server load

Lea HayesIf an application server (written in NodeJS) were to become extremely popular with say 1000 times more traffic than FaceBook, how would the load be spread across multiple servers? Would all traffic need to go through an initial load spreading server? How would the load spreading server deal with...

 
user image
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@RebeccaChernoff there ya go
 
lol, ok fine q:
 
YOu want to be with us, you must dress like us
 
I guess I need to ditch the xmas hat too
 
@TylerShads what if I'm just here to mess with people? (;
 
6:23 PM
I'm kinda sad though, I liked my santa hats
@RebeccaChernoff What do you think we do all the time in here?
 
heh heh
 
@RebeccaChernoff that gravitar would have been easier to put a hat on
 
@ShaneMadden I'M BUILDING THE NEXT FACEBOOK KILLER. DON'T MOCK ME OR I WON'T LET YOU PLAY ON MY SITE! WHICH IS THE NEXT FACEBOOK KILLER!
 
@Iain huh? oh, I see. I set it wrong when I removed the santa hat. I used the one you did here because I thought this other didn't look as good at the 16x16 size. (:
 
ALL HAIL THE NEW LORD OF SUPERUSER WHO HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE!
 
6:31 PM
@Ward I feel so dirty.
 
ALL HAIL THE DIRTY LORD OF SUPERUSER!
 
I rep capped on SuperLuser again. I think I need to be put down.
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I had a look at SU the other day, thinking you were being too harsh in some of your comments here, and it looked as bad as you say.
 
And I'm talking about "The Big Sleep" and not "you are a ninny"
@Ward So this guy wants to make his Windows box a hotspot, but is having port troubles. I write out a huge response about transparent proxies and rewrite rules. He comments back: "I am trying to mess with connectify only for my android phone, i rooted my phone tried tunneling, proxy softwares etc, but none is letting me activate my phone."
Me: FFFFUUUUUUU
 
@Iain Perchance you could modify my gravatar? I feel like I need weeks of training to figure out how to work paint.net or gimp
 
6:34 PM
@Holocryptic Maybe you should ask on SU?
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haha
 
@RebeccaChernoff Ohai
 
OH HI THERE @WESLEYDAVID
 
@Holocryptic I gotta run to a riding class (and my favourite pony is fixed too) so I'll do it later - OK ?
 
6:36 PM
@Holocryptic Can you post the un-hatted image?
 
laters ...
 
@Iain okey doke
@Ward yeah, let me dig it up
 
Or just revert to to the unhatted one on Gravatar for a bit.
 
i.stack.imgur.com/1tKWi.jpg Here you go @Ward @Iain
 
Iain would probably do better:
 
6:48 PM
That's puuuuuurrrrrrfect
and done...
 
Awesome!
I flagged a q with 'ARHGHGHAGHRHGHGHAHGHAHGAHGH ' and it got marked 'helpful'
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:)
 
Welcome @AffableGeek, what brings you here from christianity.SE?
 
7:06 PM
Hi @AffableGeek
 
Good golly, we better clean up our act.
 
Trying to get a refill on pain meds. I'm gonna need to take another pill for all the crap I have to go through
@PeterGrace ...
 
I'd like to take this point to note: Orion sucks. Long live nagios.
 
@PeterGrace There's a snake in my boot?
 
In the time it's taken me to try to figure out how to monitor SMTP through Orion, I could have written a check_smtp replacement in assembler
 
7:09 PM
Don't think I've heard of Orion
 
Solarwinds.
 
@Iain I really like your new star
 
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Q: How much bandwidth speed do I need?

Hope4YouI have a 100 megabyte (MB) file, and I have a 30 megabit/s (Mb) dedicated bandwidth speed on my server. How many people could download this file at the same time, with acceptable speeds?What megabit/s do you recommend for moderate-to-high traffic?

One MEEEEEE leeeon megabits.
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@WesleyDavid I'd up-vote you, but you have enough rep on SU
 
7:13 PM
@TylerShads Bite me.
 
@WesleyDavid OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
 
ಠ_ಠ
Who's Robin Gill and why does he not have any snark in his answer? I'mma downvote that shit.
 
Why yes, I added the 6to4 versions of the IPv4 ranges.
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A: What are the IPV6 reserved address spaces?

Shane Madden ::/8 - Reserved - deprecated IPv4 Compatible is ::/96 0200::/7 - Reserved 0400::/6 - Reserved 0800::/5 - Reserved 1000::/4 - Reserved 2001:db8::/32 - Documentation 2002::/24 - 6to4 0.0.0.0/8 2002:0a00::/24 - 6to4 10.0.0.0/8 2002:7f00::/24 - 6to4 127.0.0.0/8 2002:a9fe::/32 - 6to4 169.254.0.0/16 2...

It's community wiki if anyone else has any bad ideas for ipv6 ranges to block, heh
 
so not that I want to rock the boat excessively
 
@ShaneMadden Upvoted because numbers.
 
7:18 PM
but I can't completely get behind @TomOConnor's self-advertising in this comment:
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Q: What's a good and affordable networking setup for an office of 20 employees?

lamp_scalerMoving to a new office soon and we will hire up to 20 people. Number of devices might be more than 20. I'm not a networking expert so I'm not sure what type of equipment to get. I can buy a simple Linksys router for less than $100 and install ddwrt on it, but will that have stability issues serv...

 
@Aaron Really?
 
It doesn't sit completely right with me - I'd love to answer a lot of cisco questions with 'hey, I can do this for you if you pay me', but I don't feel it's quite right for the site
 
@Aaron Yeah, I think in that case it was warranted because the OP was so far out of his depth and so clueless.
"I needs tha 'puters 'n' tha networks. What to buy?"
If he had shown some cluefulness, perhaps that would have been better. Instead, he tipped his hand as being a freeloading luser.
@Aaron So yes, if you find yourself dealing with a freeloading luser who has no business touching Cisco equipment but wants to make it all work, toss your contact details into a comment. =)
I'm thinking this topic will probably end up in meta though.
 
M E T A C E P T I O N
 
Why on earth?
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Q: How can I configure iptables to forward specific external traffic to MySQL internally?

abrahamveghAssuming the following scenario: Server A has IP address 192.168.254.1 Server B has IP address 192.168.254.2 Server A runs MySQL configured with bind-address = 127.0.0.1 Question: How can I use iptables on Server A to forward traffic originating from 192.168.254.2 and hitting 192.168.254.1:330...

 
7:29 PM
@ShaneMadden Oh interesting. So he doesn't want MySQL to have a binding on a public IP?
But, if it's all redirecting... isn't it the same?
 
@WesleyDavid Yeah.. maybe he feels safer involving 3 iptables chains instead of just 1?
 
Right, so I was going to make myself a party hat, but fuck it. It's too hard to make it look good.
 
@ScottPack Keep your current avatar. It'll be back in fashion in just 49 weeks.
Does the plink sound annoy you?
I'm not touching you.
Does it annoy you?
I'm not touching you.
 
Ughhhh. See comments on the question I linked a minute ago.
 
So it turns out that as a SysAdmin, I'm 75% Maniac and 25% Thug: gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html
@ShaneMadden You really should make that into an answer. Draw later eyeballs to the Right Thing easier. I'll upvote it. =)
 
7:41 PM
@WesleyDavid Yeah.. probably. I initially commented because I was hoping he had a better justification for doing it that way.
Well, I'm gonna run and grab some food. I'd feel like a jerk leaving that last comment then immediately leaving the "you're doing it wrong" answer - if someone wants to steal it, I'm nearly rep-capped for the day anyway.
Oh wow, now he left a comment accusing me of being unhelpful when I told him exactly what to do (just in fewer words than a full answer). Yeah.. walking away from that one.
 
@ShaneMadden I know, I was contemplating flaming him, but decided to let it lie.
 
@ShaneMadden question removed by author
 
7:56 PM
@Aaron Wow, what a snowflake.
 
I wasn’t looking for a flame war, I was looking for an answer. Since @ShaneMadden thinks I’m Doing It Wrong™, I deleted the question, and I will re-ask it using what he said I should be doing. The core of my question was how to correctly use iptables. I don’t know, so I’m asking.
 
@abrahamvegh, Are there other iptables questions that cover similar ground? I never saw the original question
 
@abrahamvegh We weren't looking for a flamewar either, it just seemed like things went from "How can I...?" to "You shouldn't..." to "OMGWTF WHY U SO HATEFUL?!"
 
@Aaron I’m sure there are, but I could find none that explain in detail what the rules actually mean, they just list off a bunch of rules.
 
@WesleyDavid Hmm, I didn't find myself even starting to be amused at that "joke"...
 
8:03 PM
@MarkHenderson That probably means that you are neither a thug or a maniac.
 
@abrahamvegh Want a shameless plug?
 
@WesleyDavid Naturally, but I don’t think my attitude was “why so hateful?!”, it was “we’re both spinning our wheels trying to get what we want, so let’s knock it off”.
 
@WesleyDavid Or that the author is just a sad person who doesn't understand what humour is
Now, BOFH - that's good humour
 
@ScottPack I’m all ears.
 
scottpack on August 30, 2011

This question on Security.SE made me think in a rather devious way. At first, I found it to be rather poorly worded, imprecise, and potentially not worth salvaging. After a couple of days I started to realize exactly how many times I’ve really been asked this question by well intentioned, and often, knowledgeable people. The real question should be, “Is there a recommended set of firewall rules that can be used as a standard config?” Or more plainly, I have a bunch of systems, so what rules should they all have no matter what services they provide. Now that is a question that …

 
8:04 PM
@abrahamvegh So yes, please ask whatever questions you need to. Know that downvotes aren't personal at all.
 
I didn't see your original question either, but that was prompted by something asking for a "generic ruleset".
 
@ScottPack Thanks, I’ll give it a read-through and see if my question is still necessary. :)
 
@abrahamvegh Okay, fair enough. I think perhaps the personalities here tend to be of the more direct variety which is a polite way of saying "we could use some softer edges"
 
@WesleyDavid I know downvotes aren’t personal, but thinking I’m a noob and won’t notice people talking about me in the chat room could be misconstrued as personal. ;)
 
I have in my head to do a write-up on auditd, but I haven't yet taken the time to sit down with an anti-malarial on ice and write it yet.
 
8:06 PM
@abrahamvegh But yes, do stick around. You'll get an answer to virtually any question, it just might not be packed in rose petals or be exactly what you had wanted. I've got the battle scars myself to prove it. =)
 
@WesleyDavid While yes, those are technically battle scars, they're only visible in certain positions.
 
@abrahamvegh - for the record, I've asked 90 questions and about 87 of htem are answered
 
@abrahamvegh And yes, I know that the chat room isn't private and that anyone can see it. I don't type things that I wouldn't be okay with someone seeing... which will probably leave a track record that outs me as being kind of a dick. =P
I'm getting better! Really!
@abrahamvegh So in direct reference to me calling you a snowflake, that was my impression of deleting your question. It would have been answered and answered well sooner or later, but the question being deleted so quickly and given the comments that were typed out, it gave me the impression that you had taken your marbles and stormed home.
And no, my impression is not worth much more than a handful of dirt. And not very fertile dirt either.
 
Oh, the humanity. :) Have no fear of scaring me off. I’m a longtime SO user (#78877, fun fact), and equally longtime SF user (#1325). I’m keeping my marbles, but I’m in the for the long haul.
 
@abrahamvegh #1325? That's street cred right there.
 
8:09 PM
@WesleyDavid I know, right?
@WesleyDavid When I hit here, there was still a beta password you had to enter to view the site. Great times for the Internet.
 
@abrahamvegh Yeah, I came here as a result of Matt Simmons about 2 and a half years ago.
9770 be mah number.
It's sad that I know that and yet don't know my own father's birthday...
 
haha
 
I'm number 33417. No street cred.
 
@ChrisS But you're one of our resident BSD guys, so it balances out.
 
I really liked that idea we had one time of giving away a low UID as a prize.. There's several 2 digit UIDs from deleted users available.
 
8:14 PM
7990, I'm not sure if that's street cred or not. It's certainly not beta-cred
 
Heh, I'll trade my 4-digit slashdot user id for a low serverfault id!
 
But tbh I fucking hate sites where low-numbered UID'd somehow indicate that you're a better person than someone with a higher UID
cough /. cough
 
@MarkHenderson Wherever humans are, there will pettiness be.
 
Fine, I'll pack up my toys and head home.
 
@PeterGrace Fucking snowflake!
=D
 
8:16 PM
@PeterGrace Dammit, I thought I had a monopoly on that.
 
I had a 4 digit /. UID back in the day... Then I forgot about /. for the longest time and couldn't remember my password; didn't have access to the e-mail address anymore; so it's gone. Now all I've got is this lousy 6 digit one.
 
I ragequitted /. after someone specifically told me in a comment my opinion was worthless because I had a fairly recent UID (regardless of the fact I'd lurked on /. for about 5 years). I know the site is full of trolls and my opinion probably was worthless, but it was the whole reason they gave.
 
@MarkHenderson I remember hearing about it in '97 but never got involved.
 
reddit has broken slashdot for me.
 
I think I made a user a few years ago, but promptly forgot about it.
Reddit is more to my liking.
 
8:18 PM
I used to hang in IRC with CmdrTaco. He kept talking about this really cool site he was going to start
 
Gentlemen, it’s been a pleasure. I must bid adieu.
 
and everyone was like "yeah, ok, we'll get on that."
 
Cya @abrahamvegh
 
@abrahamvegh see ya!
 
I remember when people used to complain about articles that were unworth of Geek News (slashvertisements); it would happen once a week, sometimes more! Now every other post on there is a slashvertisement.
 
8:19 PM
@abrahamvegh Come back soon.
 
*tips hat*
Will do.
 
I also got so pissed off at all the anti-Windows sentiment that obviously (and perhaps rightly) started with NT4 and Windows ME
But clearly the users were still stuck in 1999
 
I still see that rarely... People who bash on Windows because of something related to Win98, WinME, etc... Like the 98 day BSoD.
 
I used to like digg until they had their implosion a year ago or whenever it was and my account got crosslinked with someone else's and I just gave up on it
 
@ChrisS Well IIRC in Windows 8 it's red? Or purple?
No, purple is ESXi, so it must be red
 
8:24 PM
I can't remember. The crash screens in Debug Builds are a different color, purple IIRC. The crash screen for the Windows loader program (having a brain fart and can't remember it's name) is Red, I've seen that one before.
 
So no more BSOD ;)
@growse - that ARRGHGHGHGH question, if you find any more of them, refer them to this answer in a comment (I realise you don't have VTC rights yet):
 
Win8 will be the Black Screen of Death (which is currently something different in Vista/Win7)
 
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A: What is the most rampant duplicate on Stack Exchange sites?

FarseekerOn Server Fault, it's definitely "How do I host my server from home": http://serverfault.com/questions/66947/how-to-host-website-from-my-home-adsl http://serverfault.com/questions/4658/what-are-some-pitfalls-of-hosting-a-website-from-home http://serverfault.com/questions/127478/hosting-multiple...

 
@ChrisS, our traffic map shows utilization by colors, blue, green are low, then orange -> red -> black for the upper echelon
 
@MarkHenderson On SF it's "How go I get $WEB_SERVER_SOFTWARE running", usually Apache, LAMP/XAMP/etc.
 
8:28 PM
@ChrisS and someone was doing some traffic engineering and said something about getting rid of all the black lines, so someone promptly said 'why's it always gotta be getting rid of the BLACK lines'
I love working at a place where political correctness isn't a priority
 
@ChrisS There have been a shitload more of them lately. Usually nginx and re-writing. But back when I wrote that answer, it was how to host from home. And I haven't even updated that list in a long time.
 
@Aaron It's all fun and games until someone gets hit with a harassment allegation.
 
Hosting from Home is probably the goal of a lot of those "How to make XYZ run", so that's got to be #1 or #2....
@Aaron Depends on who you're talking to at my work... And if there's a possibility of clients within earshot.
 
They keep us locked away in an undisclosed location
 
Did I miss fun?
 
8:37 PM
Hypoglycemic. Empty stomach. Eating chocolate.
The conversation is about to get weird.
 
It wasn't already?
 
Gotta love it when one of your answers finally gets accepted after almost 12 months
 
Why on earth does CentOS 6 default to having your ethernet interfaces managed through NetworkManager.
Seriously, if I want ubuntu I'll install ubuntu.
 
@MarkHenderson Must have needed a lot of testing or something
 
@PeterGrace A better question is why RHEL (not sure if CentOS inherits this) defaults to not enabling any ethernet interfaces
 
8:42 PM
That's sort of weird.
 
Their excuse will be that it gives you time to lock down IP rules etc before opening their interfaces
 
@JamesOGorman SEKURITEE!
 
@WesleyDavid TURN OFF ALL THE THINGS!
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That was Windows Server 2003 R2's excuse and it's a real slap in the face. You'd boot it up and it would say "Hey, listen, this OS is a bit shit and not really secure, so I'm going to disable all the interfaces until you've installed the entire CD #2 and configured all your firewall rules"
Which of course, nobody ever did and just hit continue anyway.
 
@MarkHenderson No of course not....
 
8:47 PM
Firewalls are for pussies
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Not just that but because all the interfaces are disabled you need to do it all via the console, and who actually works on the console these days? With KVMoIP and virtual machines, working in the console is a pain in the arse for remote machines (laaaagggg)
It's even more of a pain in the arse when you actually have to go to the console because that involves actually standing up and moving somewhere else
 
GUIs are for pussies
 
That's OK, I like pussies, so I guess that makes me a lesbian, and we all know men love lesbians, so therefore I'm ahead
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@JamesOGorman For security... You know RSA got pwn3d earlier this year because their firewall did Default To Allow while booting, approximately 2 minutes of no firewall => owned.
 
@MarkHenderson Too shay
 
8:51 PM
@ChrisS Genius. This is why I'm glad Check Point on IPSO installs a sane default IPFW ruleset before the CP services start.
 
 
(I just wanna point out I'm one of those hot lesbians from the "movies", not a lesbian like 99.9% of real lesbians, who are usually have a mustache and a shaved head)
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@abrahamvegh Hey, sorry for the overly-terse comments on your question; I should have just done a "do it this way instead" answer with the steps from the start.
 
Im gunna head off, time to go do the weekly grocery shopping so that most of it can sit in the bottom of the fridge going rotten
Cya
 
9:00 PM
evening
@ScottPack my party outfit
 
@Iain Sup, party animal.
 
@WesleyDavid not long back from a riding lesson - chilling with a beer and catching up with you mob
 
@WesleyDavid Googletalk please
 
Anything you have to say to Wesley, you can say in front of the rest of the class
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9:16 PM
@Holocryptic No comment
 
@WesleyDavid infamy
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Dear asterisk, WHY U NO PLAY RECORDED IVR MESSAGE?
 
9:37 PM
@Jacob you got a question on the site to that effect, mister?
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@PeterGrace Yeah, I guess I can throw one up
 
@Jacob sense, you know it makes
 
@Iain I'm not sure I have that
 
@Jacob no comment ;)
 
9:54 PM
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Q: Asterisk isn't playing recording attachted to IVR

JacobI've setup an IVR to pickup up incoming calls to allow them to enter an extension or press one to be dropped into the ring group for our office. The only issue is Asterisk isn't playing the WAV/MP3/GSM audio file I upload. Using a default recording works , I'm not sure why mine won't. I also know...

Any help 'be appreciated
 
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 
@Jacob see comment
 
@Holocryptic Yes I really tried that
 
@Jacob I'm all out of ideas. That usually works with Windows.
 
@Holocryptic This is Linux
 
9:57 PM
all right, exim can go piss off. I setup dkim all nice and happy-like. Tested it and it worked. I then leverage puppet to push the config to our other exim server and... voila, no longer works.
debug output gives no hints.
 
did you kick it? or alternatively, hug it?
 
@Jacob Smash with a hammer
 
@RebeccaChernoff I squarely place blame for this one with Philip Hazel and his merry crew of exim maintainers. If it's not working, TELL ME WHY
 
@Jacob did you solve yesterday's asterix problem ?
 
I admit, it's something probably stupid.
 
10:00 PM
@Jacob Oh, in that case, did you try kill -9 ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'``
FYI: THAT IS A JOKE - don't actually do that.
 
Oh asterix. I know the price is right and all that but whenever I talk to someone who has deployed it I come away with the impression that "making the utter dross in the PBX market sound good" was a design goal.
you are a bad man @WesleyDavid
 
@Iain I think it was because Asterisk wanted someone to pickup before it would answer? That's what the IVR is for
 
heh, I am (or was) a developer on the Asterisk project.
I haven't had my hands in the code for a while, but it's definitely a house of cards.
 
@PeterGrace but you're supposed to guess!
 
freeswitch does have a more elegant implementation, but, fuck all those xml config files are hard to work with.
 
10:02 PM
@petergrace we'll try not to hold it against you
 
OH MOTHER OF
found the problem.
 
@PeterGrace Squirrels eating the fiber cables?
 
I think all phone system code are a house of cards. I used to work with meridian systems ages ago and there were some proper horrors there
 
First, I have to apologize to exim
they were happily spewing to PANIC log, which I wasn't seeing among the other dross of the debug
so I fail
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@RobMoir I worked around a Tadiran system of about 200 phones. That was interesting.
 
10:03 PM
Squirrels only eat elevator motor power cables
 
secondly, execute permission is pretty important on a directory.
 
I'd rather install Lotus notes on OS/2. And you know how I feel about both of those
 
@voretaq7 There was that one squirrel at MIT that ate through a power line...
 
@petergrace run the MTA as root!
 
@voretaq7 get out of here. Go. Leave. Now.
 
10:05 PM
alias renice 'echo Renice\? You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \!*'
 
@wesleydavid we had one do the elevator thing
 
where is everyone else's party hat? >_<
 
@RebeccaChernoff We tricked you. No cool people wear party hats.
Witness: @Iain
 
@petergrace would you prefer chmod -R 777 / ?
 
@voretaq7 If I could easily delete your account without any questions asked, I just might try it.
@Rebecca would protect ya though, I think.
 
10:06 PM
what? It solves the problem!
 
@voretaq7 When did you become a Windows admin?
 
@PeterGrace TRUNCATE TABLE Users;
 
And c'mon - MTAs are known for being fortresses, and all users are trustworthy!
 
@PeterGrace nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, carry on! q:
 
haha
 
10:08 PM
@RebeccaChernoff Just for that when we all go on vacation we're gonna make YOU watch @WesleyDavid
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oh dear gawd please no.
 
/me gnaws @voretaq7 shoe strings
 
oh dear. The big threats are coming out now ;-)
 
@WesleyDavid do you wanna get put in the underfloor again?? ::grabs tile lifter::
 
hiss
 
10:09 PM
time for the spray bottle of water I see
 
@voretaq7 what have I done to deserve this hellish torture? ):
 
@rebeccachernoff you can just give him some catnip and a windows box - he'll amuse himself with bluescreens
mobile chat on the iPhone makes me sad btw
 
and some superuser users for those restless moments
 
superuser users are people too!
We think...
 
they're scratching posts too from what I hear
 
10:15 PM
everyone needs a purpose. What's your purpose, SuperUser?
 
@WesleyDavid do I resemble that remark ?
 
Well, that was downright confusing. The perms were right, but since exim sets euid/egid, something was not quite right there with the perms.
exim would scream "can't read file! permission denied!" and when I'd su - exim and take a look, the file would happily load
so, whatever, change owner to exim and call it a day.
 
@PeterGrace See, if it ran as root you wouldn't have these problems! (and I'd have a nice zombie host -- EVERYBODY WINS!)
 
@PeterGrace so have you found the "destroy account" button for @voretaq7 yet? (;
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@PeterGrace See, @voretaq7 Is like Global Thermonuclear Warfare. The only winning move is not to play. That and you can't take him through airports.
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10:21 PM
@RebeccaChernoff He's like a hydra, strike him down and 3 more will take his place.
 
@WesleyDavid They like me at the airport!
 
@Rebecca Sadly, no.
@WesleyDavid truth.
@voretaq7 You.. You go away now.
 
@PeterGrace It'll play one that was generated using text to speech, I have a feeling mine is just encoded wrong...
 
@Jacob You still haven't updated the question
 
10:27 PM
@voretaq7 What does that say about the TSA?
 
@Holocryptic with?
 
@Jacob information
 
@Holocryptic ??
 
@Jacob The info @PeterGrace asked for
 
@ShaneMadden What where?
 
10:28 PM
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Q: Asterisk isn't playing recording attachted to IVR

JacobI've setup an IVR to pickup up incoming calls to allow them to enter an extension or press one to be dropped into the ring group for our office. The only issue is Asterisk isn't playing the WAV/MP3/GSM audio file I upload. Using a default recording works , I'm not sure why mine won't. I also know...

 
@ShaneMadden oh... I deserve a big EPIC FAIL about now....
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@Jacob see, the idea is not only for you to get an answer, but for John Q Public to get usefulness out of the answer when he runs into the same issue.
 
@PeterGrace Please see above :)
 
SEO-wise, if you make a typo or configuration goof, google will record that and if Mr. Public winds up searching for that error, voila, he has a lil more info to go on.
 
@PeterGrace I'm running Asterisk with Elastix as the GUI. I really didn't write the config
 
10:33 PM
Definitely one of the things I seriously dislike about the asterisk community is all these gui config tools, it makes it VERY difficult to help diagnose someone's issue without having familiarity with the gui and have access to their servers.
Can you at least ssh to the server?
 
GUIs are for punkasses.
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I need to see the console log.
 
@WesleyDavid Crap. I am out of stars.
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@PeterGrace yeah I can SSH in.
 
@Jacob tail -f /var/log/asterisk/messages and make the call to the extension that is failing. Paste the log from that call into the question.
 
10:35 PM
@PeterGrace ok
 
alias kitteh=cat - Yes, I just did.
[tag:I-♥-markdown]
 
@WesleyDavid uuok
 
@WesleyDavid almost as good as my "alias enable=sudo"
or I guess, alias enable='su - root'
Work with ciscos for long enough, and it becomes a regular typo.
 
@Jacob full
 
10:42 PM
@PeterGrace ok
 
user image
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That's just the big one
 
@Holocryptic zouch
 
yep
 
@Holocryptic hee hee, I see your pee pee.
 
@PeterGrace can I delete full so I don't have to sift through hours of this log?
 
10:46 PM
@Jacob logrotate ?
 
@Jacob "tail -f full" will begin showing you the end of the log and keep updating it as it logs.
 
@Jacob That's what the tail -f is for
 
@ShaneMadden They're on the other side of the field, I almost never see them
 
@Jacob if you run the tail, then make the test call, then ctrl-c the tail, you should have stuff only relevant to the call
 
@PeterGrace not really
 
10:47 PM
@Jacob unless you've got more than 2-3 active calls in which case it might get chatty, but I can sift through it regardless.
and it is logrotating itself, that's why there's full.1, full.2, full.3, ...
@Holocryptic wait a second, are those ovaries?
 
@Holocryptic Hope you feel better.
 
haha, things are gettin' interesting NOW.
 
@PeterGrace I take it you've never had a biology class. C'mere and sit on uncle Holo's lap, and we'll talk about the birds and the bees
 
@Holocryptic lol, I just was wondering what those two white spots were above your bladder.
 
@Holocryptic what's them ?
 
10:50 PM
@PeterGrace bone
 
@Holocryptic I never understood that metaphor - birds and bees have an entirely different way of screwing compared to humans.
 
SEE! @Iain's on my side.
 
@Iain Shrapnel from 'Nam
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@Iain same. Bone
 
Oh, forgot that this photo is a slice
there's more bits and pieces missing
 
10:51 PM
@Holocryptic pelvic gurdle ?
 
@Iain Hush, there are minors present.
 
@Iain Pelvic something or other
 
LOL.
 
@Jacob You pasted it, you can't un-paste it.
 
@Jacob trust us, we are not interested in calling your cell number.
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10:52 PM
@Jacob google thanks you :)
 
(or can you? not sure with pastebin.)
 
Posted by guest, @Jacob. You're fucked
 
@Jacob The problem is you are trying to play custom/Untitled24 and it doesn't exist. It should exist under /var/lib/asterisk/sounds/custom
@Jacob do you mind if I edit your question for you?
 
Quick, post some unencrypted private keys to take the google spider's attention off your cell number
 
@PeterGrace Go for it
[root@Voice custom]# ls
105 calendarEvent.gsm AH.wma tts.wav Untitled24.wav
 
10:55 PM
@ShaneMadden google through pastebin for SSH PRIVATE KEY -- very amusing
 
@Jacob OOPS, my bad:
@Jacob [Dec 30 22:48:14] WARNING[4296] format_wav.c: Not a wav file 49
 
Then we might need Uncle Holo to tell us about the WAVs and the MP3s instead of the birds and the bees.
 
@Jacob sox /var/lib/asterisk/sounds/custom/Untitled24.wav -r 8000 -c 1 /var/lib/asterisk/sounds/custom/Untitled24.gsm resample -ql
 
@ShaneMadden "When an audio file and a codec love eachother very much..."
4
 
@WesleyDavid STILL OUT OF STARS!
Nobody be funny until 62 minutes from now.
2
 
10:58 PM
How the heck do I paste into a question edit and have linefeeds show up properly.
<code> and <blockquote> aren't the answer.
 
@PeterGrace use a code block
 
ahh, pre!
 

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