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@Lnafziger I have enough trouble wondering if MY idiot government will do little things like pay ATC to show up to work - I can't worry about Europe too! :P
Anonymous
>mfw those dollar bills damage the engine
@voretaq7 You will if you have a flight there! :-)
@Lnafziger I really try to avoid traveling by human mailing tube these days
Anonymous
>mfw main character in el señor de los cielos is based on @Lnafziger
It's a thoroughly soul-crushing and miserable experience IMHO
00:02
@PatoSáinz lol
Anonymous
>mfw i don't even have a face for that
@Lnafziger also our ATC folks did something like that once. Our addle-brained president just fired them all.
@voretaq7 Yeah, because it was illegal.
(Not that I agree with that either, by the way...)
@Lnafziger please, every strike is illegal in the government's eyes
@voretaq7 Ummm, no? Only for "essential government services" or something like that.
00:07
@Lnafziger EVERYTHING is essential.
If the teamsters voted to go on a general strike and halt trucking you watch how quickly the government would nationalize that industry
Just like hospital workers can't strike -the nurses union here tried & they were ordered back to work (even though they're apparently not so essential that the hospital needs to maintain contracted staffing levels - figure that out)
00:49
@voretaq7 Ask any ALPA member why pilots don't strike over wages. Short answer, we can.... but we first have to wait for our contract to become amendable (it never expires, just maintains status quo), then for negotiations to break down to where both sides declare an impasse, get a mediator from the feds to then put you on a 30-day "cool down" clock before self-help can begin. And then if you ever make it that far, the president can order you back to work.
Serious question time: Is the battlestar galactica TV series aviation related?
@casey Not sure, put a meta post up and let's take a vote.
@casey (Okay, okay, just kidding! ;-) )
I'd say that it is more space/sci-fi than aviation though.
@Lnafziger on one hand I agree with that, but on the other their depiction of the flight line and the hangar deck is truer to aviation than any other space opera
(and they are capable of atmospheric flight)
also proof that I should put neflix down and do something else with my time
@casey yeah, even Avatar (which is not an aviation movie) has some great flying stuff in the beginning.
true
@Lnafziger Personally I'm not sure "Top Gun" belongs in the aviation category half the time
the best Aviation parts of that movie are the fighter porn :P
01:05
@voretaq7 Yeah, that one I would have left off the list too, but it is fun to watch. :)
@PatoSáinz lol.... :p
Well, I can almost guarantee that with the way that the question is currently worded, that it won't stay that way. It's only a matter of time before "Soul Plane" and "Snakes on a Plane" makes it onto the list. If that is your intent, then make that clear and we can start the conversation over. :) — Lnafziger 5 mins ago
@Lnafziger oh shit, you were the one that mentioned Soul Plane, lol
@DannyBeckett Haha, yeah that's about the worst "aviation" movie that I can think of.
tbh I wouldn't mind seeing the movie question go, but I'd really like to see the TV show one stay
@Lnafziger lmao, haven't seen that one, thankfully
We could get a list of all of the FAA released training videos. That would put anyone going through them to sleep in a hurry.
@DannyBeckett Neither have I, but the previews were excruciating.
@Lnafziger hey some of those are zzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
01:10
lol!
Is Flightplan considered an aviation movie?
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@DannyBeckett
Anonymous
do you really think it's better off?
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I think have a little 100x100 image for each would be neat
Anonymous
01:21
@Lnafziger why do you hate fun?, typical SE mod (it's a joke you know i love you) — Pato Sáinz 12 secs ago
@PatoSáinz I think it's easier at a glance, seeing a short blurb. Adding images doesn't really help (other than "looking pretty")
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@DannyBeckett by blurb you mean a little summary of the plot? because atm blurbs are "spanish, from year X, with english subtitles
yeah
write something :)
(short)
That's an aviation movie, right?
Haha, I was expecting that to onebox like wiki's.
Flight with Denzel Washington
has a plane somewhere in it (check).
has a pilot in it (check)
yep
01:30
lol
Anonymous
@casey under that rationale 2012 is also an aviation movie
i never said it wasnt a slippery slope
Anonymous
y'know, the scene where the pilot had an affair with the rich man's wife
Anonymous
and there were bentleys in the cargo bay of the jet
pretty soon, all movies will be aviation movies
01:30
I just edited my Meta answer to include that I'd like a limiting factor to the movie suggestions..
Planes is too!
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Anonymous
looooooooooooooool
(That actually is more accurate than a lot of "real" movies.)
Anonymous
@Lnafziger you won all my internet points
01:31
@PatoSáinz Yay!
@Lnafziger I agree, totally. Planes is probably more realistic than Flight :)
!!wiki Flightplan
Flightplan is a 2005 thriller film directed by German film director Robert Schwentke and starring Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Erika Christensen, Kate Beahan, Greta Scacchi, and Sean Bean. The movie was loosely based on the 1938 mystery film The Lady Vanishes. It was released in North America on September 23, 2005. Plot Kyle Pratt (Jodie Foster), a U.S. aircraft engineer employed in Berlin, Germany, is widowed with her six-year-old daughter Julia (Marlene Lawston) after her husband David (John Benjamin Hickey) fell off the roof of their building to his death. Kyle decides to bury him ...
there's that too :p
@DannyBeckett I asked about that (see above)
I think it doesn't belong in the list IMHO
01:32
ah, so you did!
@DannyBeckett I'd suggest editing the actual questions so that everyone will have clear guidance before they add another movie to the list.
@PhilippeLeybaert couldn't agree more!
!!wiki planes movie
Planes is a 2013 American 3D computer-animated sports comedy film produced by DisneyToon Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. It is a spin-off of Pixar's Cars franchise and the first film in a planned Planes trilogy. Despite not being produced by Pixar, the film was co-written and executive produced by Pixar's chief creative officer John Lasseter, who directed the Cars films. Like most of DisneyToon's films, it was initially set to be released as a direct-to-video film, but was theatrically released on August 9, 2013 in the Disney Digital 3D and RealD 3D formats. A sequel, title...
I loved that one, lol.
01:33
@Lnafziger are you good with words? can you come up with something?
I can't think quite how to word it
@DannyBeckett Umm... I think that I would be implicitly approving the question being there if I edited it. ;-)
yeah that crossed my mind :p
then write something and I'll post it? lol
Is that why you asked?? ;-)
@Lnafziger HAHA! nah only realised after asking
possibly rewording the question titles might help, e.g. What TV shows are there about aviation? and What <realistic> aviation movies are there? or something..
Umm..
This question aims to serve as a Community Wiki resource for educational, informative, and/or realistic aviation movies such as documentaries or training videos that can be used to learn more about aviation.
hmm
Airplane! is out of the question then? :p
!!do you like that Otto?
@DannyBeckett I expect so
oh well, Otto agrees with you
I'm just not sure about the last bit of it
oh idk any more
@DannyBeckett Lol, great article!
01:43
@Lnafziger yeah I thought so :D
Anonymous
@DannyBeckett testing an userscript on you:
> The best part though? When China Eastern Airlines started investigating this heroic man for changing his flights too many times, he simply canceled his airplane ticket and got a full refund. Well done, sir. Well done.
Anonymous
apparently regex didn't add a problem, but it made the 99 others disappear
can you test that in the other room? and delete.. plskthx :)
Anonymous
ohh right taking it to #av-testing
01:45
cheers :)
Anyone worried that our visitors/day metric is on a downward spiral? Currently area51 lists it as 380/day.
Anonymous
o.O when i left it was around 750
yeah a little, but it has increased from the low it was at, a week or so ago
Anonymous
i told vore to take care of Av while i wasn't here, damn it
It should come back up now that @PatoSáinz is back from vacation.
01:59
lol
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indeed
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i'm leaving again the 30rd
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but whatever
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lol
@PatoSáinz lol that reminds me of how Hyves (kinda a Dutch version of Facebook) misuses their numbers too..
30rd -> 30th, just like Hyves' 22th -> 22nd and 23th -> 23rd ;)
Anonymous
02:03
@DannyBeckett ohh damn it
Anonymous
i know the difference between 30rd and 30th but now i was just too unfocused
meh, I'm only nitpicking... just saying because it reminded me of a Hyves email, lol
Anonymous
lol
you ever gonna take your hat off? @PatoSáinz
Anonymous
too lazy
02:07
:p
Anonymous
only if there's another hat to replace it
Anonymous
best fligt sim: battlefield 4
Anonymous
prove me wrong
I'd imagine X Plane 10 would probably come close 2nd though :p
Anonymous
02:11
hahaha
or a real sim
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for you
listening :)
@voretaq7 "Useful FAR/AIM" :p
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@DannyBeckett that's exactly the song i want to blast in my mega cockpit plane speakers
02:14
haha :D
Anonymous
did you like the song?
@Lnafziger I just thought of another "aviation-related" film..
!!wiki Catch me if you can
Catch Me If You Can is a 2002 American biographical crime drama film based on the life of Frank Abagnale, who, before his 19th birthday, successfully performed cons worth millions of dollars by posing as a Pan American World Airways pilot, a Georgia doctor, and a Louisiana parish prosecutor. His primary crime was check fraud; he became so skillful that the FBI eventually turned to him for help in catching other check forgers. The film was directed by Steven Spielberg and stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks, with Christopher Walken, Amy Adams, Martin Sheen, and Nathalie Baye in support...
@PatoSáinz yeah man
haven't heard it before either :)
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:)
02:17
ahhh, gonna have to add that site to the feeds - the posts are infrequent anyway
Which site?
Catch me if you can is a great movie!
Not sure how much is aviation related though. :)
@Lnafziger yeah it is, haven't seen it in a while! he poses as a pilot anyway
02:19
http://aviationhumor.net/helicopter-pilot/
Aviation Humor
Helicopter Pilot
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1389979307
http://aviationhumor.net/how-incentive-flight-feels/
Aviation Humor
How Incentive Flight Feels
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1390158520
http://aviationhumor.net/keep-calm-and-brrrt-on/
Aviation Humor
Keep Calm And BRRRT On
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http://aviationhumor.net/best-simulator-ever/
Aviation Humor
Best Simulator Ever
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http://aviationhumor.net/photobomb-level-747/
Aviation Humor
Photobomb Level : 747
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1390734284
At least that once scene with the flight attendants
@PatoSáinz Cool song!
haha I like that one
Yeah, I liked the "Master Caution" one on their main page too
last one!
Anonymous
02:31
@Lnafziger oh you like drumstep or anything EDM?
@PatoSáinz I like lots of music, but that just "caught my fancy" if you will.
(A5702/13 NOTAMN
Q) LFXX/QXXXX/IV/NBO/E /000/999/4504N00053E999
A) LFMM LFRR LFBB LFEE LFFF B) 1310100400 C) 1310101800
E) DUE TO A STRIKE AFFECTING FRENCH CIVIL AVIATION SERVICES,
SOME DISTURBANCES MIGHT AFFECT FRENCH ATS,AIS AND COM SERVICES:
1-A MINIMUM SERVICE WILL BE ENSURED IN ACCS AND AT
LFPG/LFPO/LFSB/LFST/LFLL/LFLC/LFMN/LFML/LFKB/LFKC/LFKJ/LFBD/LFBI/LFBL
/LFBO/LFRG/LFRS AND OVERSEAS AIRPORTS. ACTUAL ATC CAPACITY WILL BE
DETERMINED ACCORDING TO AVAILABLE STAFF.
2-AT OTHER AERODROMES,ATS SERVICES MIGHT BE UNAVAILABLE DURING
Anonymous
:)
@Lnafziger that NOTAM's for you
@DannyBeckett Very nice.
That has to be over 500 characters, how did you manage that? ;-)
02:33
I guess due to the newlines
@Lnafziger here's another one (from Italy, instead of France):
Anonymous
Danny hacked SE
(A6840/13 NOTAMN
Q) LIXX/QXXLW/IV/NBO/E /000/999/4339N01139E546
A) LIBB LIMM LIRR B) 1310181100 C) 1310181500
E) DUE TO STRIKE OF PART OF OPERATIONAL PERSONNEL FOLLOWING
AIR NAVIGATION SERVICES MAY BE AFFECTED:
1) LIBB, LIMM, LIPP AND LIRR ACC/FIC
2) ATS AND MET OBS PROVIDED BY ENAV, AT:
LIEA LIBD LIRQ LIRF LIPK LIBG LIEO LIME LICJ LIPE
LIBP LIPQ LIRU LIPZ LIMJ LICA LICR LIML LIMC LIMF
LICC LIRN LIMG LIPB LIPY LIPX LIBC LICD LIPU LICG
LIMP LIQN LIMA LIMZ LIRI LIPV LIRZ LIBF LIEE LIPO LICB
3) ATS/AIS/MET AND COM PROVIDED BY FLW UNITS:
@PatoSáinz if you add a newline, it bypasses the 500 char limit, but you can't use Markdown (bold etc)
@DannyBeckett We can use that for Otto for regs, unprocessed weather, etc.
@DannyBeckett it IS chock-sized....
@Lnafziger yeah exactly!
god give me strength.... my grandmother's printed something out, made a tiny alteration, scanned it, then emailed it to me to type it for her
thank god the URL's at the bottom :p
02:45
@DannyBeckett LMAO, at least she's somewhat technical if she can do all of that!
and yet she still hasn't figured out copy and paste :p
<watching the History Channel A-10 special> I wonder if the museum at Republic will get one when they finally retire them...
awesome looking plane!
02:50
@DannyBeckett they're kinda hideous :-)
it really is an aircraft built around its gun
you'd be shitting yourself in the 70's if you saw that coming towards you
yeah lol
I've seen one up close - you'd shit yourself in the 2000s too.
particularly if that gun is firing :)
was just thinking that :p
that's ridiculous! :D
02:54
it's something like 400 rounds per second I think
the bullet bill may exceed the cost of fuel
hm, wikipedia says 60-70, I must be thinking of some other gun?
yeah I believe so... I was watching Guntucky. They went to a trade show in one of the episodes, and one of the guns there was thousands of dollars of ammo per minute
The Vulcan - that's the one I was thinking of (the F-105's cannon)
btw @voretaq7, I don't want to add a new answer just for the sake of this, but this video might be useful to include in your checkride answer! youtube.com/watch?v=kr483zBbQKw
oh no way... you already did, lol
@DannyBeckett isn't that the one I linked to?
yeah I was just reading your answer, hadn't realised, also remembered that video :)
03:04
that video is getting a little dated though
I think almost all of it is still correct
does the student mess anything up, do you remember? I turned it off like half-way through... he seemed to be acing it by that point though
@DannyBeckett I...don't think so
I vaguely recall that there were a couple of things that changed because the regs changed
but I think he does fine on the exam
figured as much!
wouldn't mind seeing someone mess it up, lol
...harsh, perhaps
user image
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@PatoSáinz Even Reykjavik Airport uses PHP :p
Anonymous
lol
03:27
...on a Windows machine, no less
Can a private pilot land an airliner?
This should be entertaining.
Anonymous
@Lnafziger can you and danny please listen to
Anonymous
Anonymous
and tell me what you think
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03:31
i'm about to get my jimmies rustled to death
sure!
I like Animals better ;)
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@DannyBeckett are you trolling me? please say so
it's a popular Martin Garrix tune atm
!!youtube martin garrix animals
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bleep
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03:33
@DannyBeckett i know
Anonymous
it's a farce
Anonymous
garrix is a farce
Anonymous
he isn't a sellout because he didn't even have the opportunity to not sell out
Anonymous
@DannyBeckett please read doandroidsdance.com/features/… it's just a couple of minutes and it's pure golden truth
03:34
ah well
Anonymous
all what garrix does is to get hype from spinnin' records while copying other artists' hits
Anonymous
it's an example of the cancer that's killing "mainstream" edm
@PatoSáinz I just read it, but it doesn't really bother me..
@Lnafziger when I asked my friend how different it was landing his C182 vs a B737, his response was "landing the 737 is way easier."
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@DannyBeckett why wouldn't it bother you
03:38
@PatoSáinz because I have better things to worry about :)
Anonymous
label marketing fake sh*t for an extremely overcrafted pop song
Anonymous
@DannyBeckett heh, i love music
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hearing about those practices actually drive me mad
@PatoSáinz I'd highly recommend watching this, in that case: sploid.gizmodo.com/…
@DannyBeckett @PatoSáinz When you said Animals, I thought you were referring to Pink Floyd.
And I was going to agree
03:40
haha!
Anonymous
lol
lol
What are we laughing at?
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@BretCopeland I'd agree. Once you've flown the 737 for awhile anyway. It's a tough transition in the beginning though.
Anonymous
@DannyBeckett shocking too, at least i'm sure daft punk didn't do it will full willingness to go mainstream and cash out
Anonymous
03:41
unlike mr. martin here copycatting every know artist
@BretCopeland Actually, that's BS. It may be easier for him since he flies it every day though. A jet is hard to land, and takes a lot of practice to learn.
Kind of like a small prop airplane, but it's completely different and you get to learn a lot of it all over again.
at the risk of sounding stupid, what makes a jet harder to land?
Anonymous
mfw i spent 8 hours in a car when it would have just taken me 1 hour and a half to go back from my countryhouse via plane
@DannyBeckett Mainly that the damn thing won't slow down.
03:44
@Lnafziger I think the comparison is specifically to a 182, which is tougher to land well than most singles.
@DannyBeckett Speed control is much more critical in a jet. You can't just make a quick adjustment like you can in an airplane with a prop.
@PatoSáinz I did a flight from Oslo -> Stavanger. It's about 45 mins by plane, or 10 hours by car due to the terrain
Also, if you flare them you can sail all the way down the runway and crash into the trees without ever touching the runway.
Because the have so little drag (relatively).
I see!
what kind of speed do you land at? around 100?
Then there's the matter of stopping them. They are much heavier, and have better brakes, but you also need to use the other systems to stop them in a reasonable distance (spoilers, thrust reversers, etc.)
03:46
Jets are way easier to land in a sim than singles... but that's not real life.
yeah, you touch down a lot faster too and fly the approach faster so "small" corrections make a much bigger impact in the jet. Same on the runway, where it's easy to over-correct and run right off the side.
@BretCopeland On a PC sim?
@BretCopeland everything is easy to land in the simulator :)
@DannyBeckett Usually between 110 - 140 knots.
(depending on the jet and the weight at landing)
@voretaq7 disagree. I suck at landing a single in a sim. I can land a jet every time.
In real life (so far) I've always been able to land a single.
you're talking about on a PC? the little planes are like bouncy balls when landing
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!
03:49
@Lnafziger yes, I've never been lucky enough to sit in a full-size jet simulator.
@BretCopeland I can pretty much land anything I've tried in FS X, but the difference between a good landing and a thud isn't as well defined in the sims
Too bad I don't go up to the NE for simulator training anymore. I'd have you guys come down and take one for a flight.
though it is a darn sight better than the older versions where you could wheelbarrow down the runway on the nosewheel and the sim would just go "....yeah, OK. Seems legit."
what kind of setup do you guys have at home, sim-wise?
@Lnafziger damn it.
03:50
just a yoke, or like a full setup, similar to how abelenky has
@DannyBeckett these days, nothing :) My little brother has my yoke and pedals
@DannyBeckett None.
@PatoSáinz That song wasn't bad either. Not normally what I listen to though. :)
interesting! I guess you just get up and fly IRL though
Cranky voretaq7 is cranky -- I'm glad I downloaded all the applicable recurring SBs for my plane when I bought it :P
> You need to Register or Login to do that
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03:52
@Lnafziger it's sort of a good song, problem is the lack of originality
@DannyBeckett well that's the logic I use yes. Now if it would stop being {cold, snowy, crazy windy, foggy, otherwise generally miserable}
@DannyBeckett bah - it's me bitching about how Piper broke their service bulletin links on their website
@DannyBeckett I mostly just use my SaiTek AV8R joystick, but I also have SaiTek "Pro Flight" yoke/throttle quandrant/rudder pedals/multi-panel. I just hardly ever set it all up.
Rudder pedals are difficult to use with a rolling chair.
@voretaq7 lol!
(it used to be really easy - you type in the document ID and it would give you a PDF. Now you pick a model and you get about 1/4 of them )
03:54
oh, of course. What could go wrong?
@BretCopeland ah nice! I'm gonna invest in some SaiTek stuff soon. Starting off with the yoke I guess
@BretCopeland your chair could slide back short final causing your plane to veer wildly with the crosswind and wind up in the bay. It's fine, the passengers can swim.
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@voretaq7 sucks! good luck!
Everybody star vortaq's last comment.
It sounds great out of context!
03:56
"In the event of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.... um, we tested that with FAA-Standard 170lb scrawny bastards, so you fat ass Americans...y'all gonna drown."
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It's funny 'cuz its true (applicable to BOTH comments no less)
A seat sliding back in a real airplane during flight is rather disconcerting.
@BretCopeland Indeed.
Jan 9 at 5:58, by Danny Beckett
74.1%
03:59
Disconcerting is the phrase I use for the seat tracks in my plane (they're the typical GA tracks with the stop holes drilled... except the very back set of holes isn't aligned right, so the seat only locks in on one side.
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