I'm a teetotaler. I've had exactly two drinks in the last ten years: once, back in college, when I went out with a friend to a bar and had a large glass of hard cider, and once, about two months ago, when I was making a Tiramisu and poured myself a shot of the rum I was using to make the Tiramisu just to sample it.
I'm not sure if it was the fact that the rum was only like $10 or if it's just my unfamiliarity with drinking alcohol, but I... did not like it. =P