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Ben
12:04 AM
Maybe I can give him a reduced "Ethereal Movement" ability.
> You can attempt to move through physical objects as part of your movement. On a failed attempt, you and the target take x Force damage.
Or maybe I can just flip a caoin and depending on the outcome he can just be a undead or he can be alive. Lol
 
Ben
12:32 AM
> At the beginning of each new day, flip a coin. If the result is heads, the Creature is alive, if tails, they are a specter.
Have fun finding a game that is willing to manage that though. Lol
 
@Ben LOL
 
1:02 AM
@Ben That's like my old Grim Jim stunt:
> Implacable Pursuit. You can move through solid matter with ease. Ignore physical obstacles, but weak against metaphysical barriers.
 
Ben
@BESW I'm liking that.
 
He can go through a solid wall easily, but running water or a circle of salt will be a big problem.
 
Ben
I like the idea of him being alive, with those sorts of oddities.
Maybe healing can work differently too.
 
> Schrödinger's Mortality. At the beginning of each session, roll 1dF. If the result is + you get +2 to create social advantages with fellow mortals. If the result is - you get +2 when interacting with necromantic energies. If the result is blank, you get both benefits but can be compelled because you're a terrifying abomination.
 
Ben
I like the direction that takes. Particularly the Schrödinger reference haha
I was thinking maybe something along the lines of no sleeping/eating etc, recover at half your hit die at any given time x times per day (outside of combat/tasks requiring skill checks).
Not very "Schrödinger" though
 
1:25 AM
Yeah, D&D doesn't lend itself to that sort of concept very well.
 
Ben
1:44 AM
Maybe should just focus on the "metaphysical" aspect.
> You can choose to bypass the target's AC for half damage x times per day/long/short rest
 
Your effects can target Will instead of Fort or Reflex?
 
do you folks have any random-name-generator recommendations btw?
 
Ben
> Alternatively, you can chose to take half damage until the beginning of your next turn, but your AC drops to 0.
 
@BESW target a mental save instead of a physical one?
 
@Shalvenay The credits from movies with a lot of special effects.
 
1:48 AM
@BESW heheheh...need something with a few more knobs than that
 
Ben
@Shalvenay I use this one
 
@Shalvenay The credits from foreign movies with lots of special effects made by the country of your choice.
 
@BESW I'm not familiar with half-orc cinema, please enlighten me with some classic films
 
@Shalvenay I've used donjon.bin.sh/fantasy/name on occasion (and the other generators on that site for other things can be handy). Actually, I often just pick a name out of the 5E Player's Handbook for a race, since I'm boring like that.
 
Ben
@Shalvenay It appears the site might be down for some reason temporarily though... It's timing out for me :/
 
1:55 AM
The problem is that D&D doesn't truly know what D&D alignments are. Alignment has changed from edition to edition, and has been the subject of considerable debate every time. It barely works in a universe where good, evil, law, and chaos are objectively measurable things; when you try to bring it into the real world it collapses under a lack of any real agreed-upon definitions of what it means to be "good", or "evil", or "lawful", or "chaotic". — Oblivious Sage 1 min ago
I think, all difficulties aside, we can clearly classify the question as Chaotic Shiny.
 
Ben
Not Raptor Neutral?
Or maybe both...
 
Neutral? What about Park, Reverse, Drive, and Low?
 
@MikeQ Orcs are typically given "tribal" names (urgh), but half-orcs tend to have English names because they're raised in human groups that want to minimize their orc heritage and because in D&D human = English.
@MikeQ I'm pretty sure I've played alongside Reverse Evil characters.
 
Ben
@BESW My favorite Orc PC was named "Grug Grug". He is a famous Character among my family, as we do an annual One-off every christmas.
He wasn't anything amazing, really... Standard Half-Orc barb. The only thing exemplary about him was his intelligence, at -6.
The reason for his fame however, was that he was played by my Grondmother, who did an excellent job of bringing him to life
 
Ben
2:08 AM
Lol/10
 
2:25 AM
@Shalvenay I strongly second the one Ben linked, and sincerely hope it's not down--it's my go-to for so much!
 
Ben
@nitsua60 It's loaded now :D I think it was just a temporary connectivity thing for me
 
[whew!]
 
 
4 hours later…
6:07 AM
Mood gorning
 
 
6:33 AM
Oh my, that alignment question...
 
 
2 hours later…
8:29 AM
about consume life? Yeah, not sure what answer he expected
if there were clear rules about these things they wouldn't provoke endless argument
 
@Carcer I think they meant this one.
 
oh that one
yes that'w rose
[smells toast]
"one can't expect the average psychologist to know what D&D alignments are"
I dunno, every psychologist I know is familiar with the traditional two-axis alignment system.
admittedly my sample size is 1 and he also designs board games for a living so maybe not representative.
 
Yeah I mean... I think it's often ill-advised to apply the alignment system even in fiction, where most of this stuff is far more clearly cut than in the real world.
And we have a pretty good consensus that the alignment system is rather vague and up to interpretation even in DnD where it arguably makes a degree of sense.
 
yeah, although personally I've never found it hard to interpret
 
The idea of applying it to real world seems rather ill-advised... and comes off to me as trying to promote a clear simplification from a game to serve some greater purpose
 
8:39 AM
expecting people to trend to lawful good is tremendously naive, too
 
 
1 hour later…
9:59 AM
The now-deleted answer seemed to think that alignment was very clearly and specifically defined based on their reading of one D&D book.
 
10:43 AM
I wanted to mock the court announcer presenting the Primary Sources versus Inconsistency trial but I can't find the wording they use...
 
@BESW the answer seems to think that the rules make it clear that the player chooses their own alignment, not that the actual definition of what alignments are is clear
 
10:59 AM
@Carcer Which is, you know, also not clear across all D&D and the querent didn't specify an edition.
3.5 specifically calls out the GM's prerogative to re-assign a PC's alignment based on actions without consideration for the player's choice.
 
> Necromancers have Dark magic, druids have Bark and Lark magic.
 
@kviiri Bards have Snark magic.
Rangers have Mark magic.
Sailors have Cutty-Sark magic.
 
11:14 AM
I need to check: when this question talks about "grappling" it actually means "grabbing" right? IIRC D&D 5e has on grappling rules or conditions, just "grabbing".
(* which honestly is an improvement)
 
sadly no - grapple grapple grapple
and such imposes the "grappled" condition
 
@Zachiel Israelite clerics have Ark magic.
 
oooh
..... what am i thinking of that only has "grabbed" then??
 
no idea!
 
@doppelgreener 4e.
 
11:24 AM
That's probably it.
 
@BESW Sure, fair point; that verbiage probably varies considerably from edition to edition. But I still contend that they're not making the argument that alignment itself is well-defined.
 
@BESW I was hoping that if the question did get answered, it would be by someone pointing out how wildly inconsistent, overlapping, and nonexclusive alignment definitions are.
Also since there is no cosmic good vs evil war or law vs chaos war in real life, there are literally no alignments on those axes.
There's a lot of struggle between efforts considered good and efforts considered evil, there's no "unified evil side in the cosmic war" schtick.
(And people protesting in favor of changing laws to support social good are both chaotic and lawful, so good luck working that one out.)
 
Why don'ìt you go and write that answ- oh, blocked question because off-topic, I guess.
 
Yes :P
 
@doppelgreener LET'S GET INTO THIS
 
11:31 AM
Anyway, a large part of defining one character's alignment is coming to a table consensus about what the alignments represent.
 
people protesting in favour of changing laws to support social good are lawful good
they are people who believe that having laws is right and they just need to be improved
people who want to get laws out of the way so that people can just be good are chaotic good. They believe we don't need the laws to regulate us.
 
@Carcer "Down with the current laws! Overthrow! Rebel!" can be pretty chaotic, whereas "Let's us the instruments our legislation gives us to change things from the inside" looks like lawful enough.
 
sometimes those people may be on the same side if they are protesting for the removal of an unjust law
 
But, and I quote myself, a large part of defining one person's real-world alignment is coming to a table consensus about what the alignments represents.
 
well, yes, interpretation of alignment varies from table to table
 
11:34 AM
@Carcer That's why they're both good.
 
my interpretation is objectively correct though.
 
Interpretation of social good, on the other hand, is notoriously complex if you assume there is a single "good".
 
(Even if, at my table, the chaotic would not want to make new laws and judjhing case by case would feel better to them, because writing down a rule means having to bey it even if it happens to be unjust)
 
oh sure, that's hardly a simple issue, and people who are fundamentally good - i.e. they want what is best for other people - may find themselves on different sides of the same issue
 
In one webcomic that touches on many DnD topics, including alignments, this issue is noted as the problem of good: Two good characters who disagree will readily believe each other to be evil. Evil characters would never mistake a disagreeing evil character to be good.
 
11:38 AM
@kviiri Good. The G stands for Gullible.
 
But anyway, I find myself rolling back to the thing that I keep saying... I don't really see the point of alignment, or any real benefit it offers over an intuitive "good guys"/"bad guys" distinction...
...and even less benefit in taking the rules of game and trying to refit it as some general-purpose moral compass or whatever.
 
because heroic fantasy is full of embodiments of good and evil and being with the capacity to tangibly perceive evil in some way?
it has some utility in encouraging a desired playstyle. A player makes a character who is meant to be good and you hope they at least put a modicum of effort into being a decent person
I agree it's not a useful system in the real world
 
@Carcer But the alignment as a system isn't really necessary to have those.
Good and evil as concepts are important, but that 3×3 grid, not so much, nor mechanics pertaining to it (as 5e has shown by having abolished the mechanics for alignment in almost all parts of the system)
 
@kviiri yeah, alignment is a relic from a past where it had mechanical manifestations.
A sacred cow if you want.
I like how Dungeon World turned alignment into "choose which kind of act you want to be encouraged to portray"
 
11:54 AM
@kviiri obviousness of alignment has been walking back since AD&D
 
(The authors could have done it without using alignment names, but DW pays lip service to D&D, so of course they use the existing concepts and names)
 
Detect Evil in 1e just says "yes that's evil" if you look at a creature with evil alignment
oh, wait, 3e does still work the same way
 
@Carcer Hm, I was under the (admittedly uninformed) impression that alignment-based mechanics and concepts peaked around 3e
 
just a faint aura for evil creature of <10 HD
I don't think 3e is worse for it than older editions... but I must admit I don't have that much familiarity with 1e/2e
but stuff like Detect Evil and Know Alignment is there from 1e.
So alignments of a creature being a thing you could definitively magically determine was always there.
3e certainly had a suite of magical items with alignment-based effects and restrictions
robes of the archmagi etc.
 
I recall us discussing here some DnD edition that had a thing for replicating things by alignment
So eg. if you had poisons in an earlier edition and your heroic character can't use them because they're evil, they came up with neutral and good poisons and gave them their own names
 
12:00 PM
oh sure that sounds like something 3e would do
some crap that'd be in the BoED
I think that's more a symptom of how large and bloated the 3e ecosystem became rather than an intrinsic property of the edition though
 
Yeah kinda
I'm not sure whether that counts as emphasizing or downplaying alignment
I mean, in a sense it's emphasizing alignment by adding features to them, but on the other hand they become mechanically less and less distinct...
 
12:22 PM
@kviiri That's exactly what the 3.x BoED has.
 
nailed it
 
@kviiri Oh, the BoED "poison" replacements were very distinct: they were all universally pointless and unusable, except for one that only justified its existence by providing the template for a ridiculously overpowered exalted feat.
 
@BESW hoho
 
(What, I can take two feats and get the ability to deal Dex damage with touch attacks? Yes please I will be rolling up a monk with multiple natural attacks now.)
[flurry of blows that only have to hit touch AC]
[enemy freezes up and falls over, unable to move anything except its eyes]
"Next!"
Just a shame it wasn't compatible with the PrC that caused touch attacks to inflict level drain.
 
12:38 PM
mumble mumble saint mumble
 
BoED was nonsense, but occasionally amusing nonsense.
And I actually enjoyed the Vow of Poverty; it was a demonstrably underpowered choice in every way, but it was useful for reducing bookkeeping complexity and it provided some interesting build options.
I once had players fight a completely naked Vow of Poverty Tattooed Monk.
 
"He's going to - " "No" "- going to gr - " "NO!"
 
@Carcer Vow of Poverty Saint Druid with Ranger Variant.
For several years, all of my campaigns had a Benevolent Hermit You Don't Want To Make Angry.
 
you tom bombadil'd all your campaigns?
 
> Hey fiddle dee dee! Why'd you leave poor old Tom out of the movie?
 
12:54 PM
In other news, it happened.
I got to the character limit for my profile info.
The decision to move on my website the list of games I played instead of the list of D&D games in my hall of fame was purely because of what I was editing at that moment.
 
1:29 PM
@Carcer We had some really bad Middle-Earth puns flying around at one point
the one that started it all was about "Atom Bombadil"
 
@kviiri I do like that one
 
2:13 PM
@Zachiel What website?
 
2:28 PM
@EnderLook Standard Oil was broken up over a century ago. grin
@MikeQ My new alignment chart is now Drive Low Neutral Reverse and Park. Thank you. :) (Like BECMI 5 alignments ...)
 
@kviiri do you want me to post some nice cursed pictures from the Hobbit animated movie?
 
@Derpy Nah, I've seen it, it wasn't really cursed
more like jinxed
 
2:55 PM
@kviiri you could play "guess the character" with some of those.
... And "guess the movie" with the rest.
 
Well, to be fair, I think the same would apply to any adaptation of Tolkien's legendarium if it wasn't fiercely popular to the point of practically defining character appearances
 
@KorvinStarmast Don't forget about Bad and Ugly as alternatives to Good
 
@MikeQ That's a more basic alignment system, OD&D. :) Three. And it works nicely.
Good, ugly, Bad as L/N/C
 
I've been playing this rather obscure(/s) JRPG Chrono Trigger a bit
I'm not a huge fan of the genre but this is a pretty game
And the music is pretty
And the game has some cool mecahnical ideas
 
@kviiri I feel the same way
I can't play JRPGs much but Chrono Trigger held my interest longer than most
 
3:12 PM
@kviiri that say, I didn't get the "Gollum is a green lizard thing" from reading the book.
 
@Derpy It's been too long for me to remember how he's actually described in the book
 
> Tolkien describes Gollum as either dark, bone-white or sallow (pale yellow): at one point, the Men of Ithilien mistake his silhouette (seen from a distance) for a tailless black squirrel. Gorbag and Shagrat describe him as a dark fellow. In a manuscript written to guide illustrators to the appearance of his characters, Tolkien explained this by saying that Gollum had pale skin, but wore dark clothes and was often seen in poor light
at least not green :P
 
How much of that description is in The Hobbit, though?
 
you may have a point on that. That said I should see how elves were described in the book.
 
Tolkien famously retconned Gollum too
 
3:18 PM
@kviiri Did Gollum shoot first in the remastered version?
 
@kviiri he sorta has to, given how 'the tale grew in telling' in Tolkien's own words.
 
@kviiri Tolkien basically retconned all the book ^_^'
 
yeah, he did indeed. Chaotic creation as a writing style: embrace it! :)
the angry GM article on char creation that's on the feed is a decent one. Less pretentious noise and more content ...
 
@MikeQ Pretty much --- in the original printings of The Hobbit, Gollum parted with the ring and Bilbo relatively amicably. Then later, in writing LotR, Tolkien decided that this wasn't just a ring but The Ring whose power over mortals is such that one can't simply part ways with it.
Except Faramir of course.
Faramir, who wouldn't touch it were it lying by the roadside.
 
Faramir: a friend of mine called him "Tolkien's version of a D&D Paladin."
 
3:22 PM
"Tolkien would write that of all characters Faramir resembles the author most, and that he had deliberately bestowed upon the character several traits of his own"
interesting
 
@KorvinStarmast His stuff is usually not my cup of tea, but that one was a nice read.
 
@ColinGross Yeah, I'd like his site better if he applied one more round of liposuction to each article, but I guess that 'voice' is part of his schtick
 
ok, The full thread from the Mos room is lost (since the whole room was deleted)
could only recover this gem.
 
@Derpy Aren't some of these inconsistencies caused by the fact that there were two editions of The Hobbit released, one of which retconned some of the lore to better fit with the Lord of the Rings trilogy?
 
@KorvinStarmast I enjoy it, the rambling gives personality to the articles. Feels like a human is writing it.
 
3:32 PM
@MikeQ I bought his book, and one for my brother, so I must not be all that annoyed. :)
 
@Xirema Not sure, I remember that another page called Frodo Bilbo's son.
That - as far as I know - was never a thing.
 
@Derpy Ah, yeah. Could just be a bad loremaster then. XD
 
ok, recovered all? the pictures, thanks to @doppelgreener
in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, 1 min ago, by doppelgreener
Here are the images from the transcript:
https://i.stack.imgur.com/mk59E.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/ZlqKk.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/g9Xp5.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/8fTda.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/8nSlM.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/Ddb6X.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/30EQ3.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/SYlqu.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/H3Mk9.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/9UvGb.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/mEYjF.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/Ggzu3.jpg
 
who wrote the captions?
 
I think it was Wad... but he may just have found them somewhere
that said, gotta love Smaug laser eyes.
 
3:39 PM
that probably got the biggest laugh
from me
 
@Derpy Oops I missed one. i.stack.imgur.com/sT9OO.jpg
Original message updated.
 
@doppelgreener I knew that one of the pictures called Frodo "Bilbo's adopted son"
 
This user was the one posting all of these: chat.stackexchange.com/users/145338/wad-cheber
 
yeah, i could see someone inferring frodo being his "adopted son" in a slightly less literal sense
but... thats more confusing than not without any further explanation
 
@MikeQ Neat mechanical idea here, the time pool; about the bottom third of his article. Better for "in person" play.
 
3:49 PM
@SirCinnamon I'm not sure what to think of Faramir's resistance to the allure of the Ring
Seemed to me that undercut Tolkien's case that it's a very tempting thing
 
@kviiri The "Eagle plot" problem pales by comparison. We should have been asking why they didn't just send Faramir and Sam.
... wait, forget about that.
What we really need is a parody version that has Merry and Pippin as the ones that must carry the ring to Mt. Doom
 
@KorvinStarmast Interesting, but I'd probably never use it
 
Yeah, one more fiddly bit ...
 
I like reading theangrygm because I've dealt with many of the same issues and frustrations, and it helps to read how a more experienced GM has handled them. Although with 3.x/PF, my solution is to simply stop running those systems. I've tried applying my own "fixes" but it's more trouble than it's worth.
This tension pool thingy seems system agnostic, and it can add time-consuming challenges, so it could be useful in games that have more time to work with
 
@Derpy Yeah, I can come up with a dozen good reasons why the eagles wouldn't work (or work well) but the Faramir thing really bugs me
 
4:18 PM
@Derpy Dues ex Machinavians ?
 
@MikeQ Some DM's like to use the "ticking clock" to pace play, which is where I think the tension pool works. In my brother's game, it won't as we are a beer and pretzels' group first, and more serious last in that campaign. In our ToA group, and the on line nature of our group, that pool thing would I think disrupt the tone we've set as a group.
 
"Jackson also argues that it was necessary for Faramir to be tempted by the Ring because in his films everyone else was tempted, and letting Faramir be immune would be inconsistent in the eyes of a film audience"
 
@SirCinnamon for him to be tempted, and be shown to overcome the temptation seems to strengthen the character, I think (cc @kviiri
 
i've never read the books but the director agrees with you @kviiri so it must be a little odd
 
@SirCinnamon blasphemy! /S
 
4:30 PM
@ColinGross I'm a fake fan!!!
 
@SirCinnamon To be fair though, some parts of the books are only interesting to poets, linguists, or genealogists. It's a fine story, but like reading any mythology... sometimes it's just done for the achievement unlock.
 
@ColinGross Yes, thats basically what i've heard. While being massively groundbreaking, inspirational and world changing, it may not be the best reading experience
 
@SirCinnamon You'll only know if you read it. Colin's point about taste seems to match what I've heard from others over the years. some like it, some love it, some can't finish it. I first read it as a skill unlock so I could read Bored of the Rings and get the jokes.
 
@KorvinStarmast In our TOA game it could work for determining travel encounters, although then again the only player variable would be how many spaces we intend to travel, since we don't really investigate the environment too much. Maybe if/when we get back to a town.
 
@KorvinStarmast I do eventually want to read it, but the list of books i want to read is never ending. Just a matter of being in the right mindset at the right time at this point
 
4:41 PM
@MikeQ I think our DM has a tool for daily encounters already. (In the adventure). It might fit if we get into a dungeon or into Omu ... but since I am happy with our DM's pacing instincts, i am hesitant to suggest a change.
 
5:36 PM
yeah, LotR's style isn't for everyone
I never finished it myself - somehow I got to about halfway through return of the king and then never picked it up again
 
6:24 PM
@KorvinStarmast Isn't the temptation supposed to be impossible to overcome?
I can get resisting the temptation, because many characters do it. But it's consistently shown to require strength and force of character, even from hobbits who are naturally resistant to excess ambition and Galadriel who is extremely strong and wise about the danger of the One Ring
But Faramir doesn't show any need to resist, he just casually dismisses the idea of wanting the Ring and is not shown to struggle
 
6:42 PM
Or well I'm not sure if I got your point correctly, but I prefer the movie version as it feels more consistent with the characterization of the Ring.
 
@kviiri The elves sorted it out and resisted it. They knew what was up.
@kviiri He also doesn't like power for the sake of power. His entire life was focused on the people and environment. The martial and power interests of his brother and father he only saw as tools. I think it was more interesting he wasn't written as a character that was very bitter about always being second fiddle.
 
@ColinGross Yes, like I said. But they had to resist. They didn't just shrug it off.
@ColinGross Frodo, Gandalf, and a variety of other characters don't particularly crave power either. Yet they feel tempted. Smeagol didn't, and the Ring's worse than heroin for him.
 
@kviiri The temptation becomes worse with exposure, that much is clear. And smeagol had it longer than anyone, right?
 
@kviiri I don't recall the details about the elves three rings, and how difficult it was for them to not wear their rings. It might be in the Silmarillion.
@kviiri True.
 
@ColinGross I'm talking about the One Ring though, and at least Galadriel is shown to crave it (yet resist)
Where Faramir, who is in a position to seize it, doesn't only resist the temptation but seems to have none at all.
 
6:56 PM
@SirCinnamon Maybe Faramir had other addictions and the ring just wasn't doing it for him. It just missed his rule 34.
 
@kviiri Isn't Frodo's first instinct to get rid of the ring too? But Gandalf refuses to take it?
 
@SirCinnamon Gandalf is a higher order being though (and REALLY afraid of actually falling to want the Ring. He knows it's an inevitability)
 
@kviiri Right but Frodo doesn't really feel tempted at all, he wants to be rid of it
 
Frodo has a bit of a love-hate going with it, but then again hobbits are implied to be more resistant to its effects.
@SirCinnamon He does eventually claim the Ring for himself.
 
@kviiri Yeah, but the temptation is gradual and doesn't affect everyone the same. For some reason Faramir is predisposed to resist it more easily. At least enough that he doesnt talk about it
 
7:02 PM
@SirCinnamon I don't recall if he's aware of the ring's history.
 
At least, that's my amateur analysis/justification, very likely i'm lacking detail and context
 
@SirCinnamon He does talk about not having any, which comes off as weird to me.
 
@kviiri Ah... maybe he's in denial? If he claims he doesnt want it he feels it might become true?
of course, this is all post-facto justification of writing... who knows what big T was thinking when writing it. Googling it i see this debate exists in a few forums so seems like nobody knows for sure
 
@SirCinnamon Perchance, but nothing in the text suggests anything but genuinity
I don't really remember how badly Frodo wanted to get rid of the Ring though, I should read it again
 
@kviiri but soooo many other books and so little time.
 
7:29 PM
@doppelgreener [citation needed]
=)
 
@nitsua60 There was. Ask @Rubiksmoose about it. Turns out anti-matter lost, but it was a close thing 1,000,000,0001 to 1,000,000,000
 
I'm just sayin: we don't know there aren't any Zoroastrians in the room....
 
Which just goes to show you, when you're engaging in a cosmic war for the domination of the entire Universe, it is advisable to spend the time to get the weak nuclear force on your side.
 
@KorvinStarmast I use the time pool, generally. (When playing at-table.) I like it.
 
@nitsua60 Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes....
 
7:36 PM
@ColinGross lol [he says, nervously covering up the fact that he can't place the reference even though he recognizes it deep in his marrow...]
 
@kviiri no, galadriel did, gandalf did, so not impossible. Hard? Yeah.
 
@nitsua60 Oh, man... you're going to kick yourself when you google it.
 
@ColinGross Well, I mean, my sad devotion to that ancient religion I've got, but I can't remember anything about data tapes....
@KorvinStarmast Rings of Power are like Oreos: it's rumored that there are people who can resist them, but I've not met one yet.
 
@nitsua60 glad to see you find it useful.
@nitsua60 Fair analogy ...
 
@nitsua60 It's the line in Star Wars IV right before that snooty admiral gets choked.
 
7:39 PM
@ColinGross But what data tapes are missing?
 
@nitsua60 You have to eat it with milk?
@nitsua60 The plans to the death star... not that it matters. This battle station is now the ultimate power in the galaxy
 
The hologram of Princess Buttercup?
 
@nitsua60 As you wish
 
Alright--I guess it's been about six years since I've watched IV.
 
I mostly remember the scene now because of the parody meme "harder, daddy" over the screen cap of the admiral getting choked.
 
7:43 PM
Oh, wow. I can't unthink that now.
 
@nitsua60 I await sound proof of the affirmative first. :D
@ColinGross this is great.
 
@doppelgreener Totally ruined made the scene for me the next time I saw the movie.
 
@ColinGross hahaha :D
 
8:05 PM
@KorvinStarmast Both of them at least felt the temptation, and had to struggle
Instead of being essentially "haha no"
And they're bith exceptionally wise and ancient, well aware of the Ring's power --- and still they have to resist both through routine (minimizing interaction with the Ring) and sheer willpower. Faramir doesn't have the advantage of knowing for a fact the Ring is pure evil, he lacks the wisdom of the ages, he is of the notoriously corruptible human stock... why is it so easy for him?
I mean, he doesn't even show the need to resist. He shows all the attraction towards the Ring a pedestrian shows a dog turd.
 
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Re: Above: like all adaptations, the Rankin/Bass Tolkien should be evaluated first on its ability to tell its own story independent of the source material, second on its ability to embody the essence of the source material, and never on its dedication to photocopying details of the source material.
 
@BESW agreed
 
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I figured the others were tempted by the Ring because power could solve whatever problems they were dealing with. Gandalf wanted to defeat Sauron and I suppose Galadriel wanted the same.
Whereas Faramir wants the approval of his father and I suppose living in Boromir's shadow all his life gives him the understanding that no amount of power is going to convince Denethor that hey, Faramir's a cool guy too.
 
Thematically, Faramir's temptation is evidence that the Age of Man won't be a complete screw-up because Man has Hidden Depths hitherto known only to hobbits and Bombadilians.
Faramir isn't so much a fully-formed character as a "For all their faults humans can also rise to great heights" sermon.
 
From my recollection of LotR, there weren't very many fully-formed characters.
 
No, not really, and Faramir still stands out as especially flat amongst them.
 
I figured he was basically just Aragorn-lite so people wouldn't feel too sad about Eowyn.
 
In part because Tolkien, like so many writers, really LIKED the idea of a Truly Virtuous Man but had trouble imagining what such a person would actually be like in the flesh.
@Yuuki I'd buy that more if the books were actually interested in any of the romance plots.
When your Sprawling Epic Romance takes place mostly in the appendices...
 
9:36 PM
@BESW To be fair, that sounds like exactly what Tolkien would find incredibly romantic.
 
I'm much more fond of the Flying Moose re-write where Pippin hits on Eowyn with the undying pickup line, "The hands of a hobbit are the hands of a healer too, you know."
 
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Alternative theory: LotR is, in-universe, written by an author who felt a sense of duty or kinship towards Faramir or the newly-reinvigorated Throne of Gondor he serves. Therefore the author did a few tweaks to make Faramir's annoyingly-favored big brother a bit of a madman while the Ring is around, and vented their daddy issues by having Denethor be portrayed as a dangerously incompetent and insane leader.
Discrediting Denethor's rulership would make the book excellent propaganda material supporting Aragorn's reign.
 
@kviiri The author had been carrying the Ring around for awhile when Boromir asked him about it, people tend to get possessive about that trinket...
 
@Yuuki Do I remember wrong, I thought ir was Sam who wrote it
 
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@kviiri IIRC, Frodo wrote some of it and Sam finished it or something?
 
@kviiri Let's not play the Game.
 
Or maybe it's a Silmarillion-esque situation where Sam wrote it based on Frodo's notes?
It was one of those two, I think.
 
@Yuuki Hm, could've been
 
Speaking of re-writes though, I think the thing I'm going to miss the most about MCU Spider-Man is the team-ups. Spidey and Wolverine along with Spidey and Captain Marvel made for some pretty funny comics.
 
Unrelated: I just lost The Game.
 
9:47 PM
@Yuuki I did like the time Peter hid a regenerating-and-presumed-dead Wolverine in his basement.
But I'm looking forward to films and TV shows getting more comfortable embracing adaptations of non-Big-Two comics without getting all weird about it.
 
@BESW The time Wolverine tricked Peter into the closest thing Logan's willing to do for a birthday party tugged at my heartstrings a bit.
@BESW Yeah, it's not like the comics are ending because the MCU exists.
The MCU doesn't need to mimic the comics because the comics still exist.
I just need to remind myself of that more often.
 
MCU-wise, I'm interested in what they'll do with the next generation.
 
As far as the movies go, it's just Peter with hints of possibly Shuri and Cassie Lang, right?
Because as far as the movies team seems to be concerned, the TV stuff doesn't exist so Runaways might as well not exist.
 
Miles exists in the MCU, at the very least.
We've got the Nova Corps, so Nova would be a logical extrapolation. Adam Warlock was teased in GoG2. They can phase in new faces behind familiar "masks," like Amadeus Cho as the new Hulk.
 
I suppose. Probably my comics bias coming in again, but Miles's character arc is so tied with the death of Peter in my mind.
Also, watched Spider-Verse over the weekend. It was great.
I have minor quibbles over the other Spider characters, but it was a pretty good film overall.
 
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@Yuuki Comics-wise, Miles is a multiverse character and his backstory is full of relationships with non-Prime characters, including the death of Peter.
I mean, one of Miles' big hangups is that he blames Prime Venom for what an alternate-universe Venom did. The wibbly-wobbly is built in.
 
I thought the multi-verse stuff didn't really become a thing until 2015 Secret Wars?
 
Spider-Verse has already proved we can have a Miles without losing a Peter--instead, we gained a few more Peters in the deal.
 
@BESW Pretty sure we lost a Peter in that movie.
 
The real Peter was the friends we made along the way.
 
His whole conflict in the first half of the movie was him feeling like he failed the Peter of his universe.
@BESW There was never a radioactive spider, the power was inside you all along.
 
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@Yuuki Miles began as an Ultimate character in his own what-if-verse, and got several multiverse-style-weirdness storylines before Secret Wars officially ported him into mainstream continuity. And other media continues the tradition; the Ultimate Spider-Man TV series, for example, has Miles visiting the show's Prime verse from his own (in 2012).
 
I think I've lost the trail here somewhere.
Growing up with Ultimate Spider-Man, I suppose I might be placing out-sized importance on Peter's death in Miles's character development out of bias.
 
Oh, no, I think Peter's death is very significant for Miles. Just... historically Miles has worked alongside many other Peters without that significance being reduced in any way.
 
Oh, you're saying Miles could enter the MCU as a multi-verse character?
Ah, that's my bad.
 
Or Peter could.
I think the most entertaining option would be porting Spider-Verse Miles directly into the MCU as an animated character.
 
They appeared to foreshadow Miguel (Spider-Man 2099) for doing that too.
 
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And of course we've got the Iron Spider suit in Homecoming. Which foreshadows Amadeus Cho. Which foreshadows the Totally Awesome Hulk.
 
@doppelgreener Plot twist: Into The Spider-Verse was engineered by Miguel so he could make his own debut. The spider was created by Alchemax, after all...
 
@Yuuki gaaaaasp
 
(Cho's mother was in Age of Ultron.)
 
@BESW Oh yeah, I can't believe I forgot about that.
 
@BESW oh heck yeah
 
10:17 PM
Man, the next generation's going to be pretty smart between Peter, Shuri, and Amadeus...
 
But, again, all this is basically more-of-the-same. The Big Two are fun, but what I really want to see is film/TV digging into other kinds of comics without feeling embarrassed by them like they used to be embarrassed about superheroes.
 
I'd definitely be interested in seeing more movie adaptations of comics not featuring superpowered people.
 
@BESW used to? I feel like we aren't at the point yet were they are not at all embarrassed by superheroes
 
I'd also be interested in seeing live-action adaptations of manga that aren't terrible Netflix "originals".
 
Give me the Digger miniseries, the Paper Girls TV show, the Britten and Brülightly neo-noir film.
@trogdor Some still are. But it's becoming less common to the point that it's arguably surprising to see a film or TV show that's trying to hide or obscure its more blatant superhero elements, where it used to be the default.
@Yuuki And things like The Pack, where there's superpowered stuff but it's not superheroes.
Dig into the back-catalog of pre-CCA horror comics!
 
10:24 PM
I think it was Amazon or Hulu that had a series adapting Powers?
 
A Tintin adventure franchise would be swell, but I think they killed it by expecting too much of it.
 
Evening folks
 
@BESW I agree it's changing, but we have not gotten quite all the way yet
 
I don't think I said we have.
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Hey @BESW, how goes?
 
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