\*gasp\* I get a brief respite from making tacos for the family to give you this gem from my SO:
[Me, sharpening a knife]
[SO, concerned]
"Should you be making such big sweeping motions with that? It seems dangerous."
"Relax, [our son] is familiar with blood circles, he's keeping his distance"
"No, I'm worried about you hurting yourself"
"Sharpening knives is one of the few honest pleasures I get out of life, just--"
"More than...?"
"That is also nice."
"Well, now I know how to punish you ithout punishing myself..."