1. That's too expensive. Let's buy three and drown in debt.
2. Not enough holidays, let's have another one.
3. No, the year only starts in March, after Christmas, New Year and Carnaval! Duh!
4. I'm arriving at work 9am, leaving for lunch at 11, arriving back at 2pm and leaving at 4pm.
5. That costs 5 million, let's write a receipt for 10 million and charge the government, you keep 3 million and I keep 2.
6. Gays and commies deserve to day, back in the dictatorship days it was so good...
7. It's always the woman's fault.