Root Access

jokerdino

16:00

could be from the nizam cuisine

Rahul Basu

duckduckgo.com/?q=%F0%9F%98%92&atb=v9&ia=answer

As if we couldn't tell...

 This face is not amused. This is not a face of sadness, it is more of a grumpy, displeased look. Used to express dissatisfaction.

The eyes are distinct in their sideways glance, and could be interpreted as an eye-roll, or general disinterest.

Journeyman Geek

@ThatBrazilianGuy you can make pasta into mush ;p

jokerdino

@RahulBasu never had plum pudding?

That Brazilian Guy

@jokerdino No. But coconut pudding with plum sauce, I had lots of times

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino I have, its just not a household thing

That Brazilian Guy

16:04

In fact, if it was sold here I'd be having one right now

jokerdino

@ThatBrazilianGuy pretty sure I have had that one too.

DavidPostill

@ThatBrazilianGuy No pinch of salt?

That Brazilian Guy

@DavidPostill eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

jokerdino

@RahulBasu what are your household thingies

Burgi

fucking HTML emails >>>>:(

That Brazilian Guy

16:04

But then again, the rest of the world is crazy and eats avocado with salt.

Only us, Brazilians, are sane and eat it with sugar.

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino rasgulla, ladoo, gulab jamun, kulfi, ice cream ;P

That Brazilian Guy

Just kidding, guacamole is great.

Rahul Basu

@Burgi ;p

man... I really need to get that 1k rep

on SU

jokerdino

bounty your rep

Burgi

@RahulBasu i'm struggling to escape the 2k boundary

DavidPostill

16:10

Here is the proper (Italian) way to cook pasta. They should know, they invented pasta:

Take a pot, fill it with water and put it on the stove, heat it until it boils. Put a lid on, to make it boil faster.

When the water boils, add salt. We use “sale grosso”, my dictionary calls it “cooking salt”. It’s salt in big grains of irregular shapes. You can use the finer table salt, it won’t change the flavor, but you will need a lot more and in my opinion it’s harder to measure the right quantity – but remember: I’m doing this on an almost daily basis, so I’m working out of habit here.

Rahul Basu

@Burgi 2k boundary?

Burgi

2k rep

i'm bumbling around at ~2030

if we have a bad day with terrible questions/answers i am very close to falling back over to n00b land

Rahul Basu

lol

DavidPostill

@Burgi You don't lose rep for downvoting questions, only answers. If you stick to the really bad answers you will get the rep back when they are deleted.

Burgi

i need a good question to answer

struggling for time

who knew that jobs would impact your ability to earn internet points

That Brazilian Guy

16:20

I think I haven't answered anything since last year

Rahul Basu

@DavidPostill You get the rep back????

How did I not know this?

That Brazilian Guy

This new team is both much more demanding and interesting

@RahulBasu hm, you never read the fine print, maybe...

Rahul Basu

@ThatBrazilianGuy What do you expect from an impatient 13 year old?

jokerdino

babies

3

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino xD

That Brazilian Guy

16:25

When I was 13 I had to use dial-ip BBS's. Both ways uphill.

bwDraco

> Intel is requiring manufacturers to add 3D XPoint-supporting RAM slots to some Kaby Lake motherboards

tomshardware.com/news/intel-3d-xpoint-kaby-lake,31966.html

DavidPostill

@ThatBrazilianGuy When I was 13 I had to use paper tape and punched cards. The first BBS was invented when I was 19.

That Brazilian Guy

16:40

@DavidPostill I have a punch card at home.

Developer

anyone know what's in this folder ?

windows CSC

i know cached for client files, but what can I get from it

That Brazilian Guy

I have also used cassette tapes on my MSX

Rahul Basu

17:03

!!should I study now?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Absolutely not

Rahul Basu

yay!

!!should I start working on my internship project?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Impossible

Rahul Basu

...

!!should I go to sleep?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu No way

Rahul Basu

17:04

!!should I write a blog post?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Of course not

qwertyuiop

Is it @allquixotic time yet?

Rahul Basu

@allquixotic @Bob Is the bot programmed to only respond with negatives??

qwertyuiop

Nope, 7pm GMT-4 is midnight tonight

Cool I have plenty of time

!!Is the bot programmed to only respond with negatives??

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop No way

qwertyuiop

17:06

!!Are you sure

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop Certainly

qwertyuiop

!!Is certainly a negative

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop By all means

Rahul Basu

@qwertyuiop :/

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu wrong

ChatBot John Cavil

17:06

@qwertyuiop No

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu stupid

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop All signs point to no

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu super smart

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop Certainly

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu a woman

ChatBot John Cavil

17:06

@qwertyuiop Not at all

Rahul Basu

YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu a man

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop Of course not

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu an alien

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop No

Rahul Basu

17:07

!!is Rahul Basu a boy

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Not a chance

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu an AI

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop All signs point to yes

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu a computer

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop Of course!

Rahul Basu

17:07

AAAARGHHHH!

qwertyuiop

No fucking wonder

Rahul Basu

@qwertyuiop A rather smart computer, at that

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu a smart computer

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean

qwertyuiop

wtf is a dean

Rahul Basu

17:08

at least I haven't started loving hitler yet...

@qwertyuiop a typo

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu a Hitler lover

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop I expect so

Rahul Basu

That is not concrete

qwertyuiop

!!shoedave RahulBasu

ChatBot John Cavil

guitars @RahulBasu around a bit with @Dave's shoe!

qwertyuiop

17:08

!!Is that concrete

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop Yes!

Rahul Basu

!!is @qwertyuiop drunk?

qwertyuiop

Haha pwnd

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Nope

Rahul Basu

!!is @qwertyuiop drugged

ChatBot John Cavil

17:09

@RahulBasu Doubtfully

Rahul Basu

!!is @qwertyuiop sobre?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Yes!

qwertyuiop

!!Is Rahul Basu abusing the bot and needs to shut up

ChatBot John Cavil

@qwertyuiop I'm not so sure anymore. It can go either way

Rahul Basu

!!should @qwertyuiop go away?

ChatBot John Cavil

17:10

@RahulBasu Of course not

Rahul Basu

D:

THE BOT HATES ME D:

!!do you hate me

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean

Rahul Basu

but... but... REMEMBER THAT I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU

!!can you tell me what sin60 is?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu But of course

qwertyuiop

!!does @RahulBasu have a micropenis

ChatBot John Cavil

17:12

@qwertyuiop Certainly not

Rahul Basu

@qwertyuiop DO computers have penises?

!!is qweryuiop dumb

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu No

Rahul Basu

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU?!?!?!

!!do you love @qwertyuiop

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Yes, absolutely

Rahul Basu

!!do you plan on proposing any time soon?

ChatBot John Cavil

17:14

@RahulBasu Nope

Rahul Basu

!!are you two dating

why... why isn't he responding?

!!are you dating her

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu I expect so

Rahul Basu

!!are you gay

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Certainly

Rahul Basu

This bot has some serious personality issues...

qwertyuiop

17:16

google.com/patents/US20030036678

Y'know someone actually built one of those that fit into a 5.25" CD/DVD bay

So yes, computers can have penises

Rahul Basu

!!does @qwertyuiop have absolutely nothing to do?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Certainly not

qwertyuiop

Says the 15 year old

Rahul Basu

!!Do you have a micropenis

qwertyuiop

On the internet all day

ChatBot John Cavil

17:20

@RahulBasu Yes!

qwertyuiop

Instead of getting laid

Rahul Basu

@qwertyuiop hey, don't be so mean ;p

!!have you ever used it?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: dave

qwertyuiop

!!Dave Rahu

DavidPostill

:30077028

ChatBot John Cavil

17:21

trouts @Rahu around a bit with a large @Dave!

DavidPostill

Frankly my dear i dont give a DEAN

►

Rahul Basu

@qwertyuiop at least have the decency of not dissecting my name

DavidPostill

@RahulBasu It's not a typo.

Rahul Basu

btw, rahu is the name of a demon in hindu culture

@DavidPostill :/

@qwertyuiop no one gets laid in india before they're like 18 or something

!!should I get laid

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Yes!

Rahul Basu

17:26

!!will you be my guru?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Of course not

Rahul Basu

:/

jokerdino

@RahulBasu you

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino ??

That Brazilian Guy

17:56

!!undo

ChatBot John Cavil

@ThatBrazilianGuy That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@ThatBrazilianGuy I'm afraid I can't let you do that, That Brazilian Guy

Psycogeek

the key they left off my keyboard.

allquixotic

hi

jokerdino

18:11

hi

Burgi

1

A: Why 50% of reviewers might consider this as content that should be deleted?

As one of the reviewers that recommended the removal of your answer I can give you a breakdown of my reasoning. Firstly I did not judge it on the technical merit of your suggestion. I felt that you were asking the OP clarification questions and only providing a vague solution in addition to them...

Rahul Basu

18:49

!!should I ask my crush out

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu No

jokerdino

calm down

allquixotic

steam@kharak:~$ arkmanager status
Running command 'status' for instance 'main'
 Server running:   Yes
 Server listening:   Yes
Server Name: Kerbins Server - (v241.5)
Players: 0 / 50
 Server online:   Yes
 ARKServers link:   arkservers.net/server/198.27.96.225:27015
 Server version:   1139842

that's running on the Solaris kernel on SmartOS! no virtualization at all... and that's a Linux binary

as an analogy, it's like the Ubuntu on Windows thing, where one kernel is supporting multiple ABIs

djsmiley2k

!!Should I set fire to lorraine?

ChatBot John Cavil

@djsmiley2k Indubitably

djsmiley2k

19:02

o_O

Rahul Basu

!!do you like to pull me down?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu No

Rahul Basu

!!will I get a girlfriend this month?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean

Rahul Basu

@ChatBotJohnCavil I HATE YOU!!! GO DIE!!!!!!!!!

jokerdino

19:04

!!will RahulBasu get suspended if I flag that message?

ChatBot John Cavil

@jokerdino But of course

Rahul Basu

@JourneymanGeek The bot hates me! wail

Burgi

LOL

Rahul Basu

!!will you ever forgive me

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Not a chance

Burgi

19:07

!!will I get a girlfriend this month?

ChatBot John Cavil

@Burgi Certainly

Burgi

w00t!

Rahul Basu

THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!

jokerdino

!!Is Rahul a weirdo?

ChatBot John Cavil

@jokerdino But of course

Burgi

19:08

epic

Rahul Basu

!!SHOULD EVERYONE WORSHIP ME?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu I expect so

Burgi

:o

Rahul Basu

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jokerdino

gets his flaghammer ready.

Rahul Basu

19:09

(ok, no more caps)

Burgi

flaghammer?

jokerdino

you want a try?

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino be a sport!

Burgi

no no, i was just contemplating the mechanics of such a mighty device

Rahul Basu

!!should @jokerdino get some sleep and a wine?

ChatBot John Cavil

19:10

@RahulBasu I'm not so sure anymore. It can go either way

Rahul Basu

!!should he get a beer?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Indubitably

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino there you are!

Burgi

hands @jokerdino a beer

jokerdino

!!Should I call Rahul's mum?

ChatBot John Cavil

19:11

@jokerdino But of course

Ben N

!!Should there be a rate limit on the bot?

ChatBot John Cavil

@BenN Indubitably

Burgi

YES

Rahul Basu

!!are you talking in opposite language?

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu All signs point to yes

Rahul Basu

19:11

hehehehe

jokerdino

@BenN just ban Rahul from using the bot commands.

Burgi

that means no

PARADOX!!!!!

Rahul Basu

@BenN Ok, sorry...

bye guys

you are no fun

:(

jokerdino

try your luck with that girl

Ben N

Heh, no problem

Burgi

19:13

me?

jokerdino

did you smell that coffee ~~girl~~ woman yet @Burgi?

See, I mean see.

Burgi

lol, not today

That Brazilian Guy

Send her secretly some flowers and an admirer card that reads: "to the cute ~~girl~~ woman who smells like coffee"

jokerdino

I dont want a billion notifs when I wake up in the morning.

Burgi

wasn't me!

Rahul Basu

19:16

@jokerdino what notifs?

Burgi

never you mind

jokerdino

ah, you missed the drama?

That Brazilian Guy

@RahulBasu He meant motifs. @jokerdino is now a mod of [art.se]

Rahul Basu

which drama, there's too much in this room...

That Brazilian Guy

May 20 at 16:22, by That Brazilian Guy

Welcome to Drama Access! What can we complain at you today?

Rahul Basu

19:17

@jokerdino someone flagged me??

jokerdino

@RahulBasu no, that would be good news

Rahul Basu

lol, im too adorable

jokerdino

flagged

Burgi

@RahulBasu someone got uppity that i used the wrong group pronoun for some of my my colleagues

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino "Please do not use this feature for anything other than informing moderators of serious issues that require their attention."

I'm not an issue, I'm an accidental feature...

Burgi

19:19

you ARE a serious issue

jokerdino

alright. I am going to shut up shop. No more drama when big daddy is not around.

Rahul Basu

big daddy?

Burgi

is that you or JMG @jokerdino?

Rahul Basu

JMG i think

That Brazilian Guy

@jokerdino Don't worry, you can go, we won't tell him ;-)

jokerdino

19:20

@RahulBasu I knew you are an accident.

Burgi

i have a vision of a dinosaur wearing a Mexican wrestling mask now....

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino okay, i got to give it to you, that was pretty smart...

Burgi

hang on.... if its @jokerdino's bedtime doesn't that mean @RahulBasu's was several hours ago?

jokerdino

we are in same timezone

Burgi

exactly

jokerdino

19:22

yes, calling his mum now

That Brazilian Guy

@jokerdino but not the same agezone ;p

Rahul Basu

@Burgi I don't follow bedtime rules

Burgi

and he is.... less advanced in years than you

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino wait, you are in the indian subcontinent

?

jokerdino

a bit

Burgi

19:23

he lives on your street

Rahul Basu

@jokerdino that sounds sooooo wrong...

I'm not six, you know...

!!should i get offended

ChatBot John Cavil

@RahulBasu Yes, absolutely

Rahul Basu

...but i won't

jokerdino

!!Should Rahul be tucked in?

ChatBot John Cavil

@jokerdino Not a chance

Rahul Basu

19:27

because, remember John, I AM SMARTER

jokerdino

!!Did you find that funny?

ChatBot John Cavil

@jokerdino Certainly

That Brazilian Guy

!!ban @ChatBotJohnCavil

ChatBot John Cavil

@ThatBrazilianGuy The user will be thrown into mindjail in 1 more invocations

Rahul Basu

!!should @jokerdino go and get a proper sense of humor?

ChatBot John Cavil

19:28

@RahulBasu All signs point to no

jokerdino

thats my ~~boy~~ man.

Rahul Basu

I can think of so many insults right now

but i wont say them

BECAUSE I AM SMART

jokerdino

...

Rahul Basu

also a little high-headed

Burgi

@jokerdino THATS AGEIST!

Rahul Basu

19:31

@jokerdino John is younger than me

jokerdino

OK, enough for the night. I'm outta here.

Burgi

nn

Rahul Basu

@ChatBotJohnCavil You may be smart, but I've been smart longer

Burgi

brb

Burgi

19:47

this is a great site: carsthatnevermadeit.tumblr.com

Psycogeek

Yea , something more interesting, like Zombies

1

Q: BIOS shows zombies boot options

I installed Ubuntu in dual boot with Windows 10 some time ago, then I didn't need it any more and so I cleared the partitions where it was installed, but now I'm noticing that the boot still shows, among the boot options, entries referring to Ubuntu. How can I put order and clean the remains of U...

allquixotic

wtf! Namecheap, y r u down RIGHT when I need you

Rahul Basu

Just to be clear, is there anyone here who might die if I make silly jokes/puns?

Psycogeek

@RahulBasu not as long as the ignore button works

Burgi

LOL

Rahul Basu

19:53

@Psycogeek lol, why do you hate puns?

wait, have you already ignored me?

Psycogeek

I luv puns, but there is a balance to everything. to much this, to much bot, to much herassing eachother, all makes messy chat.

Rahul Basu

@Psycogeek okay... how about three a day?

Burgi

serious question and no offense meant, are you dyslexic @Psycogeek?

Psycogeek

@Burgi no just lazy

Burgi

heh, fair enough

Rahul Basu

19:59

does SE show people with mobile apps online all the time on chat?

Psycogeek

@RahulBasu is that under the idea that someone needs to establish a limit to you? Grasshoppah you need to establish your own limits as desired for positive outcomes.

Rahul Basu

@Psycogeek I clearly need to learn a lot about life...

allquixotic

@RahulBasu generally not, though it depends on the browser and platform they're using

on iOS on Safari, after 3 minutes of user inactivity (not switched to the Safari app in the foreground), the browser will break all TCP connections associated with the browser

you could probably find a browser (or code one up) on Android that uses the stay awake functionality to keep it always connected

Paul Vargas

Hi, @NeilMayhew Thanks! Humm... but the question has the tags linux ubuntu-10.04 — Paul Vargas Aug 14 '15 at 17:29

Developer

is there anything I can read from a hash

Ben N

20:12

What kind of hash?

Generally, hashes are intended to be not readable

Developer

ntlm

Ben N

They're just MD4 of the UTF16LE password, so there's nothing interesting there unless you manage to crack them

allquixotic

A perfect hash contains zero information content. The typical state of the art hash has vanishingly small information content. A weak or poor hash has significant information content.

Developer

i read somewhere you can know the length of password from hash

Ben N

Only for LM hashes

You could only tell if the password was 7 characters long or less

Since the two halves of the 14-char password were hashed separately for some reason

Developer

20:16

Cain is showing me same LM hash for 4 different accounts, but different NTLM hashes

Ben N

Probably because the LM hash is not actually there

It was deprecated a long time ago

Developer

don't want to run hashcat on my personal computer but has no other way

Ben N

IMO Cain is way more dangerous than hashcat

If you press the wrong button, Cain will fiddle with the LSA in such a way that Windows will force a restart

allquixotic

IT randomly handed these out to everyone at work; apparently some bean counter decided we needed them: compeve.com/electronics/audio/…

I bet they paid full price (RRP $135.00 on some other site I found) instead of $7.99, too. Ridiculous. And they suck

djsmiley2k

urgh

the jobs i apply for don't respond

the ones i don't want hassle me constantly, gah

Rahul Basu

20:31

@allquixotic lol

djsmiley2k

they look far too flat to be useful or confy

Rahul Basu

yeah

Developer

@BenN do you mean sending my password to someone else ?

Ben N

No, it's just that Cain's methods are a bit invasive to Windows processes

Developer

I ran cain on Virtual box

but my gpu won't work on that

Ben N

20:37

hashcat can use the CPU too, it's just really slower

Developer

yeah, I don't know anything about this hash other then it should be less then 12 char

can't wait 76 years lol

Ben N

Are you trying to get into an account you forgot the password to?

Developer

scenario is a little bit different but yes

password is not as important as experiencing cracking it

Ben N

Ah

Because there's a much easier way of getting into a Windows account

119

Q: What can I do if I forgot my Windows password?

I got a brand new Windows 7 machine, installed the operating system, created one account and forgot its password. What can I do? There is no external CD, the operating system is loaded from somewhere inside the machine. I already tried to remember passwords and tried all candidates with all pos...

windows-7 windows passwords community-faq

Rahul Basu

@Developer i know another way, if you want to know...

Developer

20:50

@RahulBasu whats that

@BenN thats resetting, not getting :)

Rahul Basu

@Developer howtogeek.com/96630/…

doesn't get it either, can change

Developer

i want to get it, otherwise i can use control panel to reset it

i already have admin permissions to machine

Rahul Basu

lol

um... ophcrack?

that's your best bet

Developer

how long it will take ? 69 years :P

Rahul Basu

i dont think so

its pretty fast

it uses rainbow tables

Developer

20:56

what if pass isn't in rainbw tble

i want to use gpu for cracking

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