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21:13
I need a new monitor
!!trout @qasdfdsaq
Just felt like it
slaps @qasdfdsaq around a bit with a large trout!
!!tell dave trump
lol
21:15
Dammit
!!tell 27865101 trump
He's about to say Fired in that
!!taytaygoats
@qasdfdsaq That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: taytaytaycat
@qasdfdsaq That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: taytaygoats, taytaytay
But this lurcher-collie cross’s training is part of a TV experiment which will attempt to produce the world’s first four-legged pilot.

The programme, Dogs Might Fly, aims to show the intelligence of man’s best friend by teaching them how to control an aircraft.
The show uses X Factor-style auditions at rescue centres around the country, to whittle stray dog hopefuls down to 12 contenders.

And Alfie, a 23-month-old who seems entirely comfortable strapped into a harness while being trained in a plane simulator, is one of the high-flying contenders.
21:44
That brings a new meaning to "dog fight"
lol
A dogfight, or dog fight, is an aerial battle between fighter aircraft, conducted at close range. Dogfighting first appeared during World War I, shortly after the invention of the airplane. Until at least 1992, it was a component in every major war, despite beliefs after World War II that increasingly greater speeds and longer range weapons would make dogfighting obsolete. Modern terminology for air-to-air combat is air combat maneuvering (ACM), which refers to tactical situations requiring the use of individual basic fighter maneuvers (BFM) to attack or evade one or more opponents. This differs...
I wish these foreigner staffing agencies would stop sending me spam to my linked in mailbox
Galawezh thinks my resume is very impressive though and that i'd fit in nicely with a MySQL DBA role.
22:16
WOOF
22:27
Morning.
Evening
Trying to find my way to a small park in the middle of some stream moderne buildings
23:20
Erf. They set up tentage everywhere
Bob
Bob
Noon.
Wait, no, it's still morning :P
23:39
Of course it is.
Oh no it isn't ;)
Oh yes it maybe
23:56
I have just been restarted! This happens daily automatically, or when my owner restarts me. Ready for commands.
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