Feb 20 '14 at 23:58, by
Journeyman Geek @allquixotic Its a little known fact that wauzers were first bred during the Napoleonic wars to hunt down deserting french soldiers by the smell of their canned meat. However, what they were really after was the cheese. However, they found that despite their menacing bark, the wee bastards kept getting adopted by local kids, and were perfectly content to snooze at fireplaces, so they got replaced by street urchins.