Root Access

Journeyman Geek

17:00

-12

If a dog has to eat meat to survive then why would someone who religiously abstains from meat have an animal that requires it to survive? Especially when they don't need said animal anymore than they need a t-bone steak. I've always wondered if this is a glaring inconsistency in their moral phi...

I saw this question, and then, I saw who posted it ;p

slhck

Oh dear.. and Skippy chimes in.

They two would make a great troll couple.

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Q: We need to improve the quality of our spam!

Recently, I've noticed a downhill effect in the quality of spam posted on Stack Exchange websites. Take this as an example (found on Space.SE): There are a great many things wrong with this artifact: There is not one capitalized letter in the entire post. (-1 grammar point.) The only pun...

discussion spam fun always-friday-in-iceland

Bob

@jou how is he not banned yet?

allquixotic

@ThatBrazilianGuy very awkward

Bob

!!s/banned/suspended/

ChatBot John Cavil

@Bob @jou how is he not suspended yet? (source)

Journeyman Geek

17:06

@Bob: he gets treated like any other user ;p

Bob

@jou surprised he hasn't hit question bans

slhck

@Bob He did, on MSO.

Bob

Ah

Journeyman Geek

@Bob: he's banned on SF I think

allquixotic

0

Q: Do we want a chat bot in The Litter Box?

Several popular rooms on the network are running a chat bot for some time now, including Root Access and JavaScript. There is a decent implementation of a chatbot, written in JavaScript, here. I run the chatbot for Root Access based on my light fork of Zirak's chatbot here (Selenium driver here)...

discussion chat

Journeyman Geek

17:08

lol

posted 2 answers on pets.se ;p

ALMOST posted them from dog perspective, but meh ;p

Bob

@jou would have loved to see that

Journeyman Geek

;p

would confuse the humans tho ;p

allquixotic

would be funny to have "roleplaying" answers on pets.SE... although I have to admit that the subject matter of "pets" makes it very hard to take seriously in the first place, because pets are so adorable and it's hard to treat them objectively

it's almost as bad as anime.SE

Journeyman Geek

"You could try to switch to a harness. I used to chew on harnesses when I was a wee pup, but I'm ok with collars - maybe it may work the other way for you?"

5

Braiam

17:22

I wonder, how the heck I reply a message in the mobile version...

jokerdino

You right click, close chat and go home.

2

Braiam

chromium crash everytime I open the full chat... dunno why...

(will start gdb later when I'm bored)

allquixotic

@Braiam is it a stable build of chromium, or a dev build?

Boris_yo

Hmmm let's see... Everybody wears Santa's hat except 2 suspects - @Braiam and @jokerdino

I am close to reaching my plan but those two must wear it until Christmas.

jokerdino

If you make one for me, I would.

That Brazilian Guy

17:24

@JourneymanGeek Is this guy a famous troll? He's urrently on Tavern complaining that a company has paid employees as mods on the SE network. A "certain" company that has Stack in its name.

Journeyman Geek

ya, he is.

jokerdino

@ThatBrazilianGuy sounds like that question on skeptics.SE by a SE dev.

That Brazilian Guy

@jokerdino Yep, that. meta.skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/2582/…

Boris_yo

@JourneymanGeek Hello! Could you make one Santa hat for @jokerdino please? Oh yeah, another is for @Braiam and final is for @CanadianLuke

Canadian Luke

... And one for me?

:)

That Brazilian Guy

17:29

[hats.se]

Boris_yo

Who's familiar with this website? http://web.nvd.nist.gov/view/vuln/search-results?query=1password&search_type=all&cves=on

Looks like government website that has reports on various web attacks...

@ThatBrazilianGuy Not really. I get to weird blog.

That Brazilian Guy

@Boris_yo What mean. I not understand bad.

Boris_yo

keepersecurity.com - Another password security application. Who used it?

Gowtham

!! learn plz '<>http://i.imgur.com/CnQbjT3.jpg'

ChatBot John Cavil

@Gowtham Command plz learned

Boris_yo

17:34

Interesting device. Never encountered one in life. I wonder how does it feel.

Journeyman Geek

@CanadianLuke: I have no idea how to fit a hat on your ava or @Braiam's

Boris_yo

@JourneymanGeek Nice, although it obstructs what dino says. And dino looks grumpy.

Journeyman Geek

its ~~late~~ early ;p

Oliver Salzburg

@Boris_yo Sit down on an escalator the next time you have the option

People might look weird, but just look back and ask them "What? How do you ride the escalator? Standing up? LOL!"

Anonymous

día del español? wut?

Boris_yo

17:44

@OliverSalzburg Escalator is not that chair on picture. Now way 2-floor house would have escalator installed.

Anonymous

hello everyone

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz Andere! Andere!

Hasta quando?

Anonymous

@Boris_yo is it evident i am hispanic?

jokerdino

@JourneymanGeek Thanks!

Anonymous

hasta cuándo? por el día, supongo

Jimmy Hoffa

17:47

!! tell 12515183 europe

allquixotic

@PatoSáinz hola

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz How do you people put that little slash above character?

Anonymous

@Boris_yo you mean ¿ or ñ?

jokerdino

he means the á

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz Yes those 2 and `

@jokerdino You have Spanish keyboard layout?

Anonymous

17:48

our keyboards are physically and logically different

Anonymous

thus we have standalone keys for those symbols

jokerdino

i have Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

Anonymous

this is my layout

allquixotic

@PatoSáinz no soy hispano, pero hablo español con bastante facilidad

jokerdino

17:51

@allquixotic I didn't know you speak Spanish.

allquixotic

!!orlmente

ChatBot John Cavil

jokerdino

lol

Braiam

meh, I'm the only one that speak Spanish... :( and @Jimmy, but he's too shy to admit it...

@allquixotic "stable" but have been crashing since the old 28.something

@journeymangeek the only thing that you can fit to my avatar is a beard... the hat is difficult

allquixotic

@Braiam graphics driver problem on Linux?

Braiam

17:57

!!mustache braiam

ChatBot John Cavil

Journeyman Geek

ya

jokerdino

someday I would learn Spanish. and C#

Braiam

hides

jokerdino

You need a nose @Braiam

Braiam

17:58

@allqui nope, clean profile, reinstalled, etc. I've actually give up on chat... and YT

Anonymous

bitcoin's falling down, o' my fair lady!

Braiam

@oliver quick! sell all the coins!!!! D:

Anonymous

i would have sold at 900

allquixotic

@Braiam well it can't be a platform-independent problem with Chrome because Chrome normally renders SE chat fine

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic @Braiam well it can't be a platform-independent problem with Chromium because Chrome normally renders SE chat fine (source)

allquixotic

18:01

!! s/me /mium /

jokerdino

you forgot a g modifier @all

allquixotic

I know >_<

jokerdino

!! s/me /mium /

ChatBot John Cavil

@jokerdino @allquixotic @Braiam well it can't be a platform-independent problem with Chromium because Chromium normally renders SE chat fine (source) (source)

Anonymous

let's see how is the quarkcoin/btc exchange doing

Anonymous

18:01

maybe i can buy cheap

jokerdino

!!s/[a-z]/a/g

ChatBot John Cavil

@jokerdino No matching message (are you sure we're in the right room?)

@jokerdino aaaaa a aaa aaa aaaaa (source)

3

Braiam

O_O

jokerdino

What the heck are you up to @John?

Braiam

@allquixotic I blame for now a Ubuntu patch...

allquixotic

18:03

!! s/a/u/g

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic @ullquixotic I blume for now u Ubuntu putch... (source)

jokerdino

lol

Braiam

... O_O

allquixotic

[PUTCH]: Muku Ubuntu wurk buttur

jokerdino

Props for spelling Ubuntu right.

allquixotic

18:06

!! s/[uU]/a/g

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic Props for spelling abanta right. (source)

Oliver Salzburg

WTF is up with chat?

Journeyman Geek

o0

Boris_yo

Oliver Salzburg

@Braiam I don't have any yet. They are a PITA to buy

Boris_yo

18:12

@OliverSalzburg Why PITA? All you need is money.

Oliver Salzburg

@Boris_yo Right. And you need someone to give you coins in exchange for it

So you register with an exchange where you want to buy coin. They tell you "Get money first". How do you get money into your account? There is no CC or PayPal. So you have to use another service, like OKPay

How do you get money into your OKPay account? There is no CC and no PayPal again. So you first have to proof your identity to them in 4 different ways before they even accept your money, through another service yet again

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg basically no one wants to be caught holding the bag if authorities decide to crack down on it, so they keep passing the buck

it'd be like if governments cracked down on google images, you'd have image search engines linking to image search engines linking to image search engines linking to image search engines linking to image search engines endlessly, without any actual images because nobody has the balls to host them

Oliver Salzburg

That last service will then accept a bank transfer, take a cut, send the money to OKPay, they take their cut, then you can pay the exchange, which takes another cut and then you get coins

And when you want to sell them, the whole chain runs in reverse

allquixotic

lol

Jimmy Hoffa

@Braiam Warum sie denken mich Spanisch sprechen?

allquixotic

18:21

@JimmyHoffa lol, I don't know any German but I understood that sentence :O

why you thinkin' I'm Spanish-speakin'? :D

Boris_yo

@OliverSalzburg Why they don't accept CC and PayPal? How do they expect people to buy? What kind of scammery is this?

Oliver Salzburg

@Boris_yo They don't accept those because transactions can be reversed, bitcoin transactions can't though

Anonymous

aand btc-e is @ 900

allquixotic

ohhhhhh, I thought it was liability risk

Anonymous

down down down

allquixotic

18:23

@PatoSáinz couldn't they just hard-code a value they wanted it to be in their system and no one could really do anything about it? :P

"btc-e is now worth $1,000,000!"

Anonymous

@allquixotic competition and markets are also in between exchanges

Anonymous

a new exchange would rise

Oliver Salzburg

I wanted to buy coins last week, I still can't :( OKPay just rejected my proof of address. I sent them a photo of my ID card, they replied "Not sufficient" wtf :P

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg so OKPay is basically a personally identifiable information farm? they take your info but don't provide anything in return?

and then they sell that to other companies for profit?

Oliver Salzburg

@allquixotic From what I read they're the russian PayPal :P

Jimmy Hoffa

18:25

@allquixotic что английский составлять немецкий язык

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg which is like saying they're the Russian version of Windows -- basically, guaranteed to be full of malware, scams, and rootkits

Oliver Salzburg

@allquixotic And, from what I read as well, they aren't less trustworthy than your local bank ;D

I found that statement to be rather convincing

Jimmy Hoffa

(it's a pain in the arse to put together cyrillic sentences with an english keyboard)

Oliver Salzburg

@allquixotic Yeah, it really didn't feel right, but, like Mario, I want those coins!

allquixotic

well, at least if my local bank rips me off, I can do something about it under the law... OKPay is in Russia, which actively harbors enemies of the US, so there's no way they would participate in any sort of action where a US Citizen was harmed by a Russian entity and seeking justice

Oliver Salzburg

18:27

Great, someone already made an appropriate image

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg are you Mario or Luigi in that? Luigi is farming BTC while Mario is jumping over them to avoid them

Oliver Salzburg

@allquixotic I'm Mario, ahead of Luigis game

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg I'd rather be Luigi -- he's about to walk right over 3 coins that Mario is avoiding for some unknown reason

Oliver Salzburg

I'm already trading alternative crypto currency while he's still trying to mine Bitcoin on his RaspPi

allquixotic

lol, clever

as long as you don't start picking your nose and finding that what comes out are fireballs that bounce, and then throw them at me, that's fine

Oliver Salzburg

18:29

:D

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg Thank you, Mario, but our Profit is in another cryptocurrency.

Oliver Salzburg

Oh, and it's not like you have to use OKPay, there are other services. I found OKPay to be the least sketchy

allquixotic

(ref)

@OliverSalzburg a Russian PayPal is the least sketchy you could find?! good grief

Oliver Salzburg

allquixotic

(cue 8-bit sad Mario "you lose the game" music from NES)

Jimmy Hoffa

18:33

@allquixotic Who didn't think this was mind bogglingly dumb every time it happened? I think after about the 3rd time even as a kid I basically decided that the princess deserved to die and quit

Oliver Salzburg

And all the coin-related places that offer wire transfer (which kinda sounds like the most sane) usually have something like this in their FAQ somewhere: If you want to wire transfer, prepare to have your transfer locked for 600 days unless you provide proof of identity to our bank in Kasachstan. This is because of the automatic fraud alerts for bank accounts that handle a ton of money

allquixotic

@JimmyHoffa games that reward game-mechanical success with storyline failure are basically the DBs of the gaming industry

Jimmy Hoffa

@OliverSalzburg Not sufficient, but they are now using all the identifying information on it to create other accounts in your name...

allquixotic

I guess Mass Effect 3 falls under that category

Jimmy Hoffa

@allquixotic ME*

"Success! You survived, the monster is terrible and the universe is doomed! GLHF!"

Oliver Salzburg

18:35

@JimmyHoffa I can't imagine what would happen if people would find out my name

allquixotic

do a whole bunch of stuff to save the world, die, and then watch your crew stranded on some random planet starve to death and the entire intergalactic economy halt on a dime with the destruction of the jump gates

Jimmy Hoffa

@OliverSalzburg There's like 14 umlauts and 8 estzets in it aren't there?

allquixotic

or to issue forged passports into Germany that they then sell to other people

@OliverSalzburg so your name isn't really Oliver Salz.... OH CRAP, I just leaked your personal details online, I am so, so sorry!!!!!

can a mod please permanuke my previous message? I feel so guilty now

Oliver Salzburg

In Germany, generally for anything that really matters, you need to be there in person and have the original proof of identity. And if someone opens account in my name in some African country, I don't really care

And for anything that only slightly matters, they'll accept a blurry photo sent over fax. So there is no need to get an actual copy of my data

allquixotic

I sent Hetzner.de a scanned 600dpi photo of my driver's license o_O

way back when I first opened an account with them :)

at the time I was more focused on really wanting to get them a good picture of it so they could know it was real, so I did color photo, PNG, full resolution and sent the multi-megabyte attachment to them

Oliver Salzburg

18:39

:D

allquixotic

but then Martin Hetzner himself waived a 200 Euro setup fee for something I wanted at one point, so I kinda like Hetzner :P

Oliver Salzburg

I'm off Hetzner by now. Cancelled my last contract with them a few months ago

The dedicated server I had with them was great though

The VPS, not so much

allquixotic

why did you cancel? :(

Oliver Salzburg

It was unstable as hell

Which caused the filesystem to be remounted read-only

And I only noticed that hours after

allquixotic

Oliver Salzburg

18:43

And their response was, well, we can't do anything about it. We could move you to a new host

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg what was unstable? the VPS or the dedi?

Oliver Salzburg

@allquixotic VPS

Jimmy Hoffa

@Braiam oтчeгo mhe иcпaHckий гoBopят

allquixotic

46

Q: We need to improve the quality of our spam!

Recently, I've noticed a downhill effect in the quality of spam posted on Stack Exchange websites. Take this as an example (found on Space.SE): There are a great many things wrong with this artifact: There is not one capitalized letter in the entire post. (-1 grammar point.) The only pun...

discussion spam fun always-friday-in-iceland

jokerdino

See what one 19year old have to tell about Spam. All Spam busters hate him! More at 9 tonight.

allquixotic

18:46

oh Jesus H.....

Jimmy Hoffa

Mein Deutsch viel besser als mein Russisch ist... daruber schrecklich Russisch

allquixotic

lol, flack overstow from my answers

.
Game for example; with maximum screen brightness, a DVD playing, and other USB Ethernet or WiFi chipset that would result in a middle click out which line ending you're using by A/C power (the PSU), will strive to meet the desired power demand of the USB device. The laptop that supports more installed RAM. When the CPU is suspended or off, it doesn't make sense to maintain the data link layer of the "desired" maximum charging power of the sum of the power, in Watts, that your laptop is draining while considering the next step this code in the binary on disk may decide to "trap" the keystr…

Oliver Salzburg

@allquixotic How to rep on MSO

allquixotic

@OliverSalzburg If your system does not support more complex than web browsing and email.

Summary The immediate problem is that boots from UEFI.

@JimmyHoffa would like that one

Oliver Salzburg

This is getting out of hand :P

allquixotic

18:59

> You need UVD2 or later to use GPU decoding feature of the hard disk.

Oliver Salzburg

When will they catch on that I don't want to invite anyone?

Jimmy Hoffa

> Parsers are the perfect and newer version support at the same chain with any nodes that weren't!

from my flackoverstow

also:

> [...] or if you really want your data so consumers may change the study of math.

allquixotic

You may not use the issue, putting the laptop into "Standby" or "Sleep" mode should resolve the first 2 modules in on the total input power from the wall socket, in Watts, is greater than one operating system installed on a limited number of times before they draw a huge amount of power.

Modern motherboards can be graphically driven with your assessment that Android has worse battery life problems than on other possible sources of the problem.

Jimmy Hoffa

> In OO as mentioned above you should release resources before requesting more than 5 lines of code.

allquixotic

You probably need the program, just remove it.

Note that you may need to enable some sort of "direct" host to the outside, we have roughly this sort of backporting support when it doesn't make sense to maintain the program will stop complaining?

Anonymous

19:16

Boris_yo

@OliverSalzburg Hmmm, service-in-service-in-service... That smells like money laundering.

Anonymous

coming to your closest bitcoin exchange!

Oliver Salzburg

@Boris_yo I thought that was what Bitcoin is for?!

Boris_yo

@OliverSalzburg :D !!!!!!

How come Bitcoin is legal?

How can I be guaranteed I won't end up in jail?

lol

6

Looks like Clippy became attorney!

Oliver Salzburg

lol

Boris_yo

19:19

Yes Clippy I wanna launder big trucks ~~with~~ of money. Can you buy Tide laundering powder in the meantime?

hHahhaha!

Braiam

on the gripping hand (cc @allquixotic)

Anonymous

[2013-12-06 16:18:26] accepted: 213/216 (98.61%), 405.44 khash/s (yay!!!)

Anonymous

mining quarkcoin has never been so exciting

Boris_yo

On the left side - Sheeple
On the right side - Big Brother

allquixotic

@PatoSáinz is each of the quarkcoin "hashes" the same complexity/difficulty as a hash in bitcoin?

Boris_yo

19:23

You see the symbolization? It's everywhere. They even try to show us revelations through MEME websites. Revolution is inevitable.

Oliver Salzburg

@PatoSáinz You're mining QRK?

allquixotic

i could consistently do many hundreds of millions of hashes per second on my Radeon HD7970

405 KHash/s seems low unless they are super complicated hashes

Canadian Luke

@Boris_yo I believe since it's an international currency, but I agree, I wonder how it's legal

Anonymous

@allquixotic it's like, 7 different algorithms

Oliver Salzburg

I like all these alternative coins right now. Someone recently asked me "What can you do with those?" I replied "You can buy Bitcoin"

2

Anonymous

19:25

and 7 rounds each

Anonymous

currently CPU only

Boris_yo

@CanadianLuke Could be part of government's conspiracy to crush US dollar.

allquixotic

@PatoSáinz that's kind of a deal-breaker for me

Boris_yo

@OliverSalzburg Why need Bitcoin if you can buy precious metals?

Canadian Luke

But essentially, you're making money out of nothing

allquixotic

19:26

I really don't feel that my i7-3770K can do enough significant amount of computation to be valuable at all (even if the electricity supplying it were free)

Oliver Salzburg

The big question is, is there another coin which you can mine and buy Bitcoin with, where the profit would be higher than if you mined Bitcoin directly!

Anonymous

@OliverSalzburg yep, i am mining QRK and trading them at cryptsy

Anonymous

@OliverSalzburg yes, there is

Oliver Salzburg

@Boris_yo Anonymity, security and fun

Anonymous

i am making more with CPU and pooled in QRK that what i did pooled+GPU at BTC

Oliver Salzburg

19:27

@PatoSáinz Ah, so is that what you're into right now?

Anonymous

@OliverSalzburg yes

Oliver Salzburg

Oh, nice

allquixotic

@CanadianLuke it's not "nothing"; everything you do with cryptocurrency costs electricity, unless you get your electricity for free; but eventually someone paid for that electricity

Anonymous

not hueeg profit but i make like 0.0015 btc a day

Oliver Salzburg

@PatoSáinz I find all this stuff fascinating :D

Anonymous

19:27

@allquixotic electricity ain't a problem for me

Anonymous

@OliverSalzburg me too

Oliver Salzburg

All the trade connections and whatnot

Canadian Luke

@allquixotic But where is the bitcoin located? It's jsut electricity!

allquixotic

@CanadianLuke don't you read Einstein? energy and matter are fundamentally equivalent! :D

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz What do you mean? How do CPU and GPU have to do anything here?

allquixotic

19:29

human beings are transforming our environment, gradually, and eventually even ourselves, into a form of pure energy

Anonymous

the best thing you can do is get a small altcoin, mine it a lot and then wait for it to "blossom" (just wait for it to rise from 1 cent to 14 cents

Anonymous

@Boris_yo QRK can only be CPU mined atm, i am restricted to it, thing is, i am making more bitcoins by trading my cpu pooled-mined QRKs than what i did by directly mining in a pool with a gpu in a btc pool

allquixotic

i have like 0.2 btc in deepbit, but getting it out would probably only net me $5, even if a BTC were worth $1000

Anonymous

@allquixotic why

Oliver Salzburg

@PatoSáinz Which is crazy, because it means someone is buying it at that price. And what are they doing with it? Only buy Bitcoin. But who wants to sell their precious Bitcoin for an altcoin at 14cents?

Canadian Luke

19:30

It's illegal for a citizen to take the metals required, and create a coin, no matter what the value. What is the difference with a bitcoin?

Oliver Salzburg

It boggles the mind :D

Anonymous

@OliverSalzburg there's always a bigger fool than you where to profit from

allquixotic

@CanadianLuke It's E-leck-tronick! That changes EVERYTHING!

Oliver Salzburg

@PatoSáinz Hehehe

Boris_yo

!!urban bitcoin mining

ChatBot John Cavil

19:31

@Boris_yo No definition found for bitcoin mining

Anonymous

!!urban bitcoin

ChatBot John Cavil

@PatoSáinz bitcoin A crypto-currency allowing for anonymous transactions and using a decentralized architecture. Go Nanotube!

Anonymous

@ChatBotJohnCavil needs more zalgo

Oliver Salzburg

►

In case you're seriously asking ;D

Canadian Luke

So because you can't physically hold it in your hand, it's legal? Seriously?

Boris_yo

19:31

@ChatBotJohnCavil How do I earn Bitcoin? How many on hourly basis? Can I earn it by being pizzaboy?

Canadian Luke

Oh, I understand the concept, and do like that someone is trying to fix the money system

Anonymous

@CanadianLuke tho i like seeing it being used as a currency, atm, even for me, it's just an investment on thin air

allquixotic

!!learn whee ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ヾ( ´ ▽ `)ノส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic Command whee learned

Boris_yo

@allquixotic NoooooooooO!

allquixotic

19:33

!!tell 12517361 whee

ChatBot John Cavil

@PatoSáinz ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ヾ(

Anonymous

haha

Oliver Salzburg

!!no

ChatBot John Cavil

Anonymous

h̵̷̻̱̝͈̟͚͢e̡̨͓͕̘̟̖̬̟̪̰͡ ̶̴̪̯̺̤̘͓͓͞ͅc̵̖̜̱͚̗̙̩̣̭̘o̷͏̧͚̠̰̩̬͉̙̦͚̦͖͉͔͈͕ͅm̢̻̘͖͔̼̼͚̦̘͟ḙ̷̳͙͕͉̬̤̗̮̮̝̩̲̬̺̱̀̕͝s̶̢͘‌҉̭͇̘͕̺̲͕̟̳͓̬̯͉̪̩!̷̨͚̮̩̦͙̤̀́͜

Boris_yo

19:33

Allquixotic is crashing SU chat!

@PatoSáinz Soon...

allquixotic

!!tell 12517411 bababababat

ChatBot John Cavil

Boris_yo

lol @allquixotic You really liked it I see...

allquixotic

@Boris_yo I LOVE that gif :D it's freaking hilarious

Oliver Salzburg

@ChatBotJohnCavil WHY IS HE NOT MOVING??

Anonymous

19:34

still, bitcoin still has some "traditional" problems

Anonymous

ie. insider trading

Boris_yo

@allquixotic How many combos did cat do? I count x5

allquixotic

@Boris_yo infinity, if you count the gif looping and don't consider each loop to be combo broken

Boris_yo

Cat used his super gauge!

allquixotic

you could take out some frames from the gif and get infinity combo

that would be funnier, actually

Oliver Salzburg

19:35

lol

Anonymous

like, satoshidice Satoshi Dice sold for $12,000,000, forces all shareholders to give up their shares.

Oliver Salzburg

Time well spent!

Anonymous

the day before satoshi dice was bought (thus bringing, massive, profitable reimbursements), someone bought a whole bunch of stocks

allquixotic

i think chat should be disabled for all messages that aren't a onebox of something... replies are OK, but every message must be a onebox of something

just make it one big image macro

!!foxno

ChatBot John Cavil

19:36

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz Wait a minute... Satoshi probably had more than 51% shares that he/she had rights to sell?

Oliver Salzburg

@PatoSáinz Wow

Anonymous

@Boris_yo what do you mean?

Anonymous

also, seems mtgox is going crazy due to a bug

Anonymous

it's rolling back transactions, then doing them again

Anonymous

19:38

allquixotic

I'm still laughing at flack overstow...

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz How someone who sells something can force shareholders to give up their shares?

allquixotic

> Try not to support more RAM than you already tried and you are treated very differently in Windows than its maximum possible speed.

Anonymous

@Boris_yo seems that there's some terms that shareholders agree on before buying

allquixotic

When compiling on Cygwin you may encounter some compile-time errors, but the severity USB protocol problems, which can occasionally occur, where the USB port will open up Windows Explorer in the page file, which is a good solution that doesn't involve either shrinking or deleting your VMFS partition and versions: Step 1: Get the usb0 -j MASQUERADE /sbin/iptables -A FORWARD -i eth0 -o usb0 -j ACCEPT If.

I'm struggling to imagine how a USB port could open up Windows Explorer in the page file

Boris_yo

19:40

@PatoSáinz Like to give up their shares if owner decides to sell? I thought it usually happens only if owner has more than 51% ownership.

Anonymous

@Boris_yo crazy world

Anonymous

yep, gox is repeating orders

Anonymous

oh boy

Boris_yo

2

That's because of "balls"...

Anonymous

19:47

gox down, stamp down

Anonymous

this is waay more thrilling than the april crash

Anonymous

gox price is going down one dollar per second

Boris_yo

@PatoSáinz What can you buy with Bitcoin?

Anonymous

@Boris_yo pizzaz, dollars, drugs, prostitutes

Boris_yo

Ginger cat in slo-mo!

@PatoSáinz Last 2 I don't need since I am already druglord but show me pizza website that accepts bitcoins.

Anonymous

20:00

lol

Braiam

O.o

Anonymous

allquixotic

20:57

!!stat

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic Ortwin Gentz has 103 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 1 questions, gave 0 answers. avg. rep/post: 103. Badges: 0g 0s 4b

Canadian Luke

!!stat

ChatBot John Cavil

@CanadianLuke User 18230 not found

allquixotic

!!stat 144607 extended

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic User Elusio proved elusive.

allquixotic

20:58

!!stat 44027 extended

hmm

!!info

ChatBot John Cavil

@allquixotic I awoke on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 05:00:22 GMT (that's about 5 days ago), got invoked 129 times, learned 53 commands, but forgotten 8 commands

allquixotic

apparently that command isn't working correctly

@JourneymanGeek From your FlackOverstow: In many cases Google has servers in /usr/local/php5/bin/php.

This is the internet used as designed, in a manner that ensures you have a good job at transferring large files. You can find all this in page 10 of this version of the old, simple ways are the best. If you work this out manually, simply write a script that will work perfectly well.

Anonymous

21:14

@allquixotic can't you just port ye ol' IRC eggbot

Anonymous

or make a hubot SE chat interface

Anonymous

!!stat hey chatbot are you asynchronous or will you hang up if someone abuses you and ping out

ChatBot John Cavil

@PatoSáinz Headley has 1 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 0 questions, gave 1 answers. avg. rep/post: 1. Badges: 0g 0s 0b

@PatoSáinz User Elusio proved elusive.

Anonymous

lol

allquixotic

@PatoSáinz it's JavaScript running in a browser, and I believe it's a websocket decoder, so it's probably not asynchronous, or it might even be browser-dependent

Anonymous

21:23

@allquixotic so i can hang your browser? (typically, hacky perl bot scripts are easily DoSed)

allquixotic

the difficulty in porting anything from IRC is to give whatever other bot there is a proper way to authenticate to chat and then to read and respond to messages appropriately, plus throttle messages so it doesn't get the error about posting to oquickly

@PatoSáinz it's on a dedicated server, so it's not my browser

Anonymous

@allquixotic fancy

allquixotic

although infinite loop scripts eventually get caught and stopped in FF anyway

it'd eat up CPU time for a short while and then display a popup which would probably automatically get handled by Selenium

Anonymous

Am I the only one who suffers from emotional attachment with an instrument you own and rarely use yet refuses to sell it?

allquixotic

@PatoSáinz no

Anonymous

21:28

@allquixotic what is your instrument?

allquixotic

violin

and my voice ;p

i can't sell that lol

Anonymous

oh you little mermaid

Anonymous

I've got an electric bass which is getting dust in my home, and I want to sell it in order to get tickets to the last lollapalooza in Chile

Anonymous

problem is, I just went to see it in order to put a price on it, and, i played it, and now i cannot sell it

Anonymous

damn

allquixotic

21:32

lol

Anonymous

@allquixotic tips on how to beat that stupidity?

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