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Hm, today's random useless tidbitt: Shakira is only 1.57m.

Heh. mail.live.com died

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Wooow

support.microsoft.com/kb/195833

That article is ancient

> Microsoft Internet Explorer 3.0 for Macintosh

lol

@jokerdino tidbutt

what's that lol

sorry guys no punctuations are how cool kids talk these days wanna see me do it

bring them on i can face them ya know what you had for dinner anyway

i can kill it within a day

Might try to convince the team to make it untouchable...

lol

same thing I have every night.

A nice bowl of curd rice taking over the world.

pickles ????????

lol

yeah, or moor milagai.

when you use a punctuation mark you go overboard

Of course !!!!!1111ONEELEVENTYONEHUNDREDANDTLEVENTYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1‌​11111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha

hm i have my english test tomorrow

I have a math test tomorrow

@jokerdino Do you have any prescribed books ?

@Gowtham there are a bunch of books under syllabus

Good luck, you two.

one for essays, one for poem, another for short stories, a grammar book and a novel

@Bob thank you.

3 hours of test, btw

@Bob Thanks :)

@jokerdino Ooh, lit. studies? :P

I have no prescribed books just real simple grammar :/

@Bob not really. :P

i am not an english art students. commerce

/me slaps around @jokerdino and @Gowtham with a copy of wren and martin ;p

@jokerdino: what major?

@JourneymanGeek i have that book since my sister joined high school :P

@JourneymanGeek commerce

o_o cracked.com/article/181_the-6-creepiest-places-earth/…

er

BComm Commerce?

>_>

oh that. General

B.Com General

;p

ya

I THINK my other major is a B.Com

AKA The most boring course on the planet

@JourneymanGeek you don't say

@Gowtham you mean the easiest

but I don't actually give a shit about that. My degree will read B.Sc

aye

i dont know where i would go after this.

@jokerdino: I'm a Computer forensics and information security management and management dual major

either M.Com or MBA or BL or UPSC or CA/ACS/ICWA

lol

MBA seems to be the respectable thing these days

by which I mean so many people get it it sort of loses any semblance of distinction ;p

@Gowtham Does it have that Japanese forest?

@JourneymanGeek where's the job? :P

lol

@JourneymanGeek exactly my worries

@jokerdino: beats me

@Bob lol yes

I'm currently focused on yelling at my school so they don't fuck my my last trimester

I have no idea what to study next :/

finish what you're doing now ;p

maybe i should just focus on the test tomorrow :P

one thing at a time!

precisely!

@JourneymanGeek right. lol

I am trying to be several steps ahead of life :P

I should start studying for GATE and shit

lol

@Gowtham who was that girl you were talking about that time?

:P

I used to plan a lot

then it all went to hell ;p

@jokerdino what girl ?

so, I just seize the moment by the scruff of the neck ;p

@JourneymanGeek i think i was there too

XD

@JourneymanGeek you are describing my current situation -_-

right now, i am just torrenting music

Stuff you can learn from a dog.

;p

More at 9

@Gowtham: eh, I'm almost 30 ;p

btw, what happened to your engagement? o.O

@JourneymanGeek sigh life

whose? o0

yours?

when did that happen ?

I donno

ditto

Wasn't it his brother or sister who was engaged ?

no one ever tells me these things. Not invited to my own engagement?

brother got married

I have a nephew on the way

might have confused.

i thought he was to be married by now

thats sathya. There were problems : /

you too. no?

i thought they fixed your bride

Mrs Geek is till future and hypothetical

She is in a quantum state

brb -- being yelled for dinner

Not till I get a job, no

hmm

superuser.com/questions/630590/… should I point out the dev managed to get banned from SU AND SF?

Good old pat

Wow, the hottest girls on the planet have finally found my email address.

did you guys crash my bot?

i kicked it

because the poor sob was lagging

and @Gowtham is now depressed

"lagging"?

responding after a minute or two delay

oh well, who cares about that...

kicking it certainly won't help

and it was upsetting my hangman game

@somequixotic sorry :'(

oh, speaking of which, i need to give some of you guys access to my server

@jokerdino Might be hitting the chat flood filters...

yeah, SE might be throttling it, don't use it so much!

@somequixotic i think next time I should kick @Gowtham instead

@OliverSalzburg I set up a container/VM that I'm using solely for SuperUser/RA purposes, right now it's just running the chat bot, but also has MediaWiki installed, I think it might be cool to have a wiki here

!!hi

@jokerdino Hi you #$@$$

!!unsummon

Hey, he's back.

@jokerdino I can't leave my home.

@JohnCavil Well said.

!!HI

@jokerdino hello

@jokerdino Hi you #$@$$

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

oops. sudobot go home

o.O

sudoBot?

lol

omg, why are there TWO bots in here now

!!unsummon

@jokerdino I can't leave my home.

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

same thing

hm

same thing

damn it why won't it trigger

@Bob it flags its own same thing as spam

!!summon 9865

@jokerdino @Zirak is working on a patch for that.

someone drop a negation somewhere?

!!help

looks like it's only checking its own messages, as opposed to checking all but its own

@jokerdino github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

oh so that's @zirak

Hm. Looking at S3 prices now.

@somequixotic tried Psmith, the Tex bot?

that thing has lots of fun things

@somequixotic Anything else you're planning to do?

Chat bot, Wiki...

I think JC and me JD can be good friends.

@somequixotic I think Zirak already pushed the fix

!!/unsummon 9865

!!/unsummon 9865

@Jeremy Registered; need 0 more to execute

@jokerdino Try again

finally

@jokerdino Nope

nope

quixotic must be playing a joke

!!> "hello" + " " + "world"

@Bob [object ErrorEvent]

!!> 1+1

@Bob [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Heh.

It doesn't like me much.

@Jeremy i think he made it resistant to mod kicks

@jokerdino How.. wha?

Okay, I need a regular user to type the unsummon command besides me

!!/unsummon 9865

@Bob ^

!!/unsummon 9865

@Jeremy You're not a regular user?

@Bob I am

I am very confused right now.

two regular users

Ah.

@jokerdino Maybe he did

Nope, he's back

thefork

well at least cavil is dead

Hm. Next Ubuntu LTS is 14.04, right?

!!are you alive in here?

Damn.

@Bob yes

12.04 is too outdated, and upgrading is a pain (so 13.04 => 13.10 is gonna kill me)

!!> "throw an error?"

!!/live

uh, you guys are killing my bot again?

he dead

@somequixotic Ya, sorry.

@somequixotic He keeps coming into the chat bot room on askubuntu, so we had to kill him

Not entirely sure what I did.

do you just want me to take it away? I mean, I don't have to spend my entire weekend setting up a server for SU/RA just to add some enjoyment and experimentation to this room...

@Bob We killed him in the chat bot room

Eh..?

!!hi

Would it be possible to limit him to just this room?

@Jeremy and how would I do that? I'm not even putting him in there!

@somequixotic He's alive!

@somequixotic Nobody is... he's got a mind of his own

So... how did he git get here?

he's putting himself in there, or you're sending him to there

!!unsummon 9865

Finally.

@Seth he's programmed to come in here.

@Seth he'll get back

@somequixotic Yeah.

@somequixotic You're using Zirak's bot?

!!choose x or y

@somequixotic He's dead now

@jokerdino Then I will kill him >:|

@Seth he's back

Action taken.

@Seth I'm using github.com/allquixotic/SO-ChatBot + github.com/allquixotic/so-chatbot-driver

Sweet.

@all he loves room #9865

@somequixotic lol @ the commit message

joining room #9865 might be an implementation detail of the bot. let me see if I can cook up a patch that prevents him from joining that room

@somequixotic can you quit the bot and get him out of 9865

@Jeremy I killed the process that's running him, so he's perma-dead now until I start him back up

@somequixotic i summoned him

@jokerdino Why?

and he doesn't want to get unsummoned now

I think I'm going to patch him so he ignores the summon and unsummon commands... I really don't want him in any other room except here

you put out a good thing and people abuse it

probably get rid of the kick/die/kill/whatever commands too

IKR

@somequixotic good idea

I need to patch his welcome message anyway, so I'll fix the welcome and then fix the other commands I don't want being used

whitelist the people who can command the bot, maybe

@somequixotic just remove this file: github.com/allquixotic/SO-ChatBot/blob/master/source/plugins/…

And rebuild

@Seth does the bot have any kind of persistent storage on disk of commands it's been taught while running, etc, or is that all in memory?

I'm not sure..

I haven't looked into the wheels and cogs.

I don't want it "remembering" that it's in room 9865

that would be epic though

sudoboot does the summon and unsummon right. not John.

i can show it working.

@jokerdino uh, what?

@somequixotic You mean kinda like the tag wikis we have on the site?

@somequixotic Hmm.. I'm thinking it must store them offline somewhere 'cause it shouldn't forget learned commands..

@somequixotic sudobot is here now.

!!live

@jokerdino I'm not dead! Honest!

!!unsummon

and it will NEVER come back.

unlike John. he keeps coming back to #9865

@Bob when will this be released?

@Seth (HTML5) Local storage?

@Jeremy April 2014

@Jeremy April 2014

@jokerdino Ugh

.04 is April, .10 is October

I just want new shiny stuff

12.04 was April 2012. i.e. the last LTS was a while ago

use Arch

@OliverSalzburg -_- OK, nevermind then, smartass... not like anyone looks at the tag wikis anyway... I was thinking more along the lines of a Root Access wiki, with things like memes and user pages and stuff, more of social networking than information used by serious SU site users

It's missing a bunch of ipv6 stuff, among others

@jokerdino Don't really have the time to fiddle with a new OS/distro right now

yeah same

@somequixotic A wiki might not be the best format.. hm.

@Bob indeed

@Bob Could be. @Zirak would know.

how 'bout a forum (don't kill me)

so what would be your suggestion?

@somequixotic ;D Either way, I hate MediaWiki just because of the MediaWiki markup :P

@Bob kills

a f............... a what?

lol

A FORUM?!?!?!??!

Actually, a Markdown wiki might work a bit better.

do those exist?

no. we need MoinMoinWiki

btw, one of the other intended uses of this container on my server is to enable people who don't have access to a dedicated server to experiment (hopefully in ways that don't require me to rebuild the container)

lol

there are folks in here I've been chatting with for over a year and would trust to go in there (even as root) if they promise me they'll be good...

wikimatrix.org/search.php

Well, I have my own VPSes to destroy :P

of course it's probably theoretically possible to break out of the container and get to the host, but if anyone does anything malicious on the box, I'll just close it up for good and won't offer it to anyone again

Which reminds me, I really need to set up some automated backup.

@somequixotic haha cough ha

@somequixotic I think @JourneymanGeek or @OliverSalzburg set up a Markdown wiki a while back?

JMG set up a IRC server

on his USB drive

github.com/gollum/gollum It's the wiki GitHub uses

But it's not really useable. So I just used the actual GitHub instead :P

@OliverSalzburg Oooh

@OliverSalzburg Hm? Problems?

@Bob It's basically just a platform. No user system

Ahhh

But, for a single-user setup, it's awesome

use reddit's code maybe? :D

someone set up a private reddit

Hm. I may have a go at setting up Gollum with users :P

Ugh. Gotta find the time, though.

@jokerdino I think they just use the GitHub Markdown engine...

@OliverSalzburg You can set up github "club" like things with members.

codehum.com/stream/5913

Weird stuff

Ah, they're called organizations.

github.com/blog/674-introducing-organizations

let's just stick with chat.

Yeah, I have one set up for our company

I am curious to learn what this tastes like (even despite to poor name)

@Hennes Sounds interesting indeed

Source: thechillifactory.com

I got it bookmarked because I want to grow some chilli seeds

You have to grow the seeds themselves? Oo

After semi-accidentily eating a deseeded habanero I guess I am up to something hotter

And, aren't you stocked on chilli for life?

I grew scotch bonnets, habaneo orange's and lesser peppers before

Only 300.000 scoville ones

Not 1.500.000 scroville peppers (near current world record peppers)

!!hi

@somequixotic Hi you #$@$$

!!summon test

@somequixotic That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

!!listcommands

@somequixotic help, listen, eval, coffee, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, norris, urban, parse, tell, mdn, awsm, color, convert, define, findcommand, fuckable, get, github, google, hang, inhistory, learn, hi, dead, o_o, stopgowtham, dino, @_@, no, taytaytay, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, timer, todo, undo, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube (page 0/0)

well there's no summon in there. good.

!!coffee

@Hennes [object ErrorEvent]

guess that one is broken

!!help coffee

@somequixotic coffee: Forwards message to coffeescript code-eval

!!cowsay Hennnnnnes

 ___________
< Hennnnnnes >
 -----------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

!!github wat

@OliverSalzburg gf3/WAT LOLWAT?

@paste Hey there! You're pretty special, aren't you? :)

lol, the welcome is dependent on your rep

you must be > 10k @paste

Oh. @Iszi is here.

he lurks ;-)

I remember when we drank a beer together.

github-camo.global.ssl.fastly.net/…

He looks exactly like that.

haha

!!help github

@OliverSalzburg github: Search github for a repo./github repoName or /github username/reponame

So, Y U NO FIND WAT?

@OliverSalzburg er, it found it

Oh, it did

!!cowthink "I wish people would pay more attention"

 _________________________________________
( "I wish people would pay more attention" )
 -----------------------------------------
        O   ^__^
         O  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

!!cowthink I wish I was a cow

 ___________________
( I wish I was a cow )
 -------------------
        O   ^__^
         O  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

lol. Stupid cow! You are a cow :D