Root Access

Gowtham

06:00

bot is slow -_-

!! tell jokerdino /die

jokerdino

check sudobot :P

The chat bot

Where I test my chat bot instance and configure it.

Journeyman Geek

@jokerdino true communism is democracy in its truest form

both of which are impractical

Gowtham

!!cowsay hola

jokerdino

Democracy is freedome

Gowtham

!! urban democracy

Journeyman Geek

06:02

@jokerdino: democracy is in theory, having a direct voice of the people in governance.

Gowtham

bot's not responding :'(

jokerdino

@JourneymanGeek i know.

Journeyman Geek

"True" communism intended to dismantle the party once it was certain that the workers could control their own output

jokerdino

i don't understand republicanism though

Journeyman Geek

@jokerdino: there's no such thing

a republic is merely a state that isn't ruled by a feudal system to me

jokerdino

06:04

now that's stupidly meaningless.

they are just anti-monarchs then

@JourneymanGeek doesn't commies talk about sharing wealth and crap?

Journeyman Geek

@jokerdino: not really

Gowtham

!! come back

Journeyman Geek

True communism believes that the proletariat must control their own economic fate - that workers must reap the full benefit of their labour, rather than a bourgeois ruling class

jokerdino

communism, socialism, marxism..

Journeyman Geek

I tend to think of kibbutzim as being the one case where communism is practically practiced

jokerdino

06:06

might have to try nihilism or even anarchism.

Journeyman Geek

basically cause they're in effect microstates

somequixotic

hang on

somequixotic

06:44

it's loading now :D

jokerdino

!!/hello

somequixotic

oh, i forgot to put the script file in the right place

!!choose "this is the only command i know" or "jokerdino is not really a dinosaur"

John Cavil

@somequixotic jokerdino is not really a dinosaur

somequixotic

there we go. and this time it's on my dedicated server :D

customize away!

jokerdino

ooompa loompa

somequixotic

06:49

@JohnCavil are you evil ?

!!/hi

John Cavil

@somequixotic That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

somequixotic

!!help

John Cavil

@somequixotic github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

Gowtham

!! hi

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Gowtham

06:52

bleh -_-

!! learn hi 'Hi you #$@$$' /*

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command hi learned

Gowtham

!! tell * hi

John Cavil

@* Hi you #$@$$

@Gowtham Command hi learned

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! ljf

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

jokerdino

06:55

@JohnCavil please. shut up

somequixotic

finally put up an avatar for JohnCavil

Journeyman Geek

lol

From BSG?

somequixotic

yep :D

the chat.stackoverflow.com JavaScript room's chatbot is Caprica Six

figured i'd continue the theme

Journeyman Geek

ahh, bots need rep

@somequixotic: can you run a bot in parallel to a regular account?

somequixotic

my bot account has okay rep for being less than one day old; i put a lot of effort into a few answers

@JourneymanGeek on the same IP? yes, i was doing it while developing it, but now i have my bot running on a dedicated server

Journeyman Geek

06:59

@somequixotic: naw, using the same account

wonders if this will work for an irc gateway

somequixotic

@JourneymanGeek i think it may be possible but the bot may get very confused... you are technically allowed to have two different instances of chat up and type in them separately, so it could work in principle

but your own chat would be rate-limited by the chat amount of the bot

Journeyman Geek

naturally

somequixotic

i openly declare in the bot's profile that it's my bot, I don't attempt to deceive people, but at the same time I want to be able to chat freely on my own

Journeyman Geek

well, the bot would do nothing other than pass messages between an irc client and the webchat

in any case, not within my current skillset ;p

somequixotic

you might be able to use a combination of some of the techniques in SO-ChatBot combined with SO-ChatBot-Driver to achieve that, or you could program in whatever language and base it on the knowledge gleaned from those two programs

the challenge would be doing the IRC gateway

Journeyman Geek

07:02

yup

Bob

@JourneymanGeek Thought you could just give it write permissions?

Journeyman Geek

@Bob: that has answers ;p

somequixotic

!!give Bob a lick

John Cavil

@somequixotic Mmmm! Bob tastes just like raisin

2

Bob

ಠ_ಠ

jokerdino

07:03

hahaha

somequixotic

!!urban whistleblower

John Cavil

@somequixotic [whistleblower](http://whistleblower.urbanup.com/1677709) An insider who reveals an act, generally illegal, taking place, which the person committing the act would not wish to be public.

The word comes from the idea that the whistleblower is "blowing a whistle" to stop the illegal action that he/she sees.

jokerdino

!!urban kfc

John Cavil

@jokerdino No definition found for ffet

@jokerdino KFC The [PeTA] said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste goddamn good.

somequixotic

!!norris

John Cavil

07:10

@somequixotic Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Bob

Wow.

►

Holy crap that looks annoying.

The sound effects, wow.

Psycogeek

!! /learn dead 'I am sorry Dave, I am afraid I can not do that.'

John Cavil

@Psycogeek Command dead learned

Bob

!!make me a sandwich

John Cavil

@Bob That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

somequixotic

07:17

!!cowsay

John Cavil

@somequixotic That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

somequixotic

!!cowsay moooo

John Cavil

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< moooo >
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Bob

damn, my attempts of spam are just getting collapsed

@nobody damn, my attempts of spam are just getting collapsed

@JohnCavil damn, my attempts of spam are just getting collapsed

come on, reprimand me...

well, that failed

somequixotic

@Bob youtube.com/watch?v=p3chib6dGO4

Journeyman Geek

07:26

lol

@somequixotic the mom was obviously coached

ahh, this was the copy I had

somequixotic

well enjoy the bot, I'm going to sleep!

mission accomplished for today

read mah code, u know u like it ;p github.com/allquixotic/so-chatbot-driver

Journeyman Geek

blinks

haiku has INSANELY fast boot times

Journeyman Geek

08:29

@Bob: added haiku and ROS VMs ;p

Gowtham

!!cowsay hi

John Cavil

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< hi >
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Gowtham

!! /eval (document.write("!! hi"))

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!!> "!! hi"

John Cavil

08:40

@Gowtham [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! help

John Cavil

@Gowtham github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

@Gowtham [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! parse !! hi

John Cavil

@Gowtham 23 31 13

@Gowtham !! hi

Gowtham

!! nudge 20 'lo'

John Cavil

08:46

@Gowtham Nudge #1 registered.

@bob Nudge #2 registered.

Gowtham

oops

John Cavil

@bob nudge hi

Gowtham

aha !

it works :D

!! tell somequixotic nudge 100 'hello :O'

John Cavil

@somequixotic Nudge #3 registered.

@Gowtham [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham Command 'hi' does not exist.

@boris_yo Hi you #$@$$

Gowtham

!! /learn o_o '(⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙) ☜(ˆ▽ˆ)'

John Cavil

08:58

@Gowtham Command o_o learned

Gowtham

!! o_o

John Cavil

@Gowtham (⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙) ☜(ˆ▽ˆ)

jokerdino

!! /learn stopgowtham just shut up Gowtham

John Cavil

@jokerdino Command stopgowtham learned

jokerdino

!! stopgowtham

John Cavil

09:01

@jokerdino just

jokerdino

wut

Boris_yo

Gowtham

@jokerdino DIE

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command dino learned

@Gowtham nudge lo

Gowtham

!! tell jokerdino dino

John Cavil

09:06

@jokerdino DIE DINO

Gowtham

!! tell jokerdino nudge 1,2,3,4,5 dino

John Cavil

@jokerdino Nudge #4 registered.

jokerdino

lol

Gowtham

!!remove stopgowtham

John Cavil

Error 408 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

09:08

oh noes :D

It's calling home :O

jokerdino

oops

Tom Wijsman

Woo, a bot!

!! !!

John Cavil

@TomWijsman That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Journeyman Geek

REALLY WHERE?

Gowtham

!! tell Tom hi

John Cavil

09:08

@Tom Hi you #$@$$

Journeyman Geek

growls at the bot

Tom Wijsman

!! tell _@ help

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info

@TomWijsman Command lol does not exist.

@TomWijsman Command /help does not exist. Did you mean: help

@_@ github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

Boris_yo

Scene that was cut down in Star Wars:

Gowtham

!! learn @_@ '!! @_@'

Boris_yo

09:10

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command @_@ learned

Gowtham

!! tell _@ help

John Cavil

@_@ github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

Gowtham

hmm ...

Tom Wijsman

@Bob Well, you can make him talk a lot by editing your own message apparently; I wish he would edit his own message in response. xD

!! tell _@ @_@

John Cavil

09:11

@_@ !! @_@

jokerdino

haha

Journeyman Geek

hm

Gowtham

!! needs to come first @_@

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Journeyman Geek

react os install went south :/

John Cavil

09:12

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Journeyman Geek

lol

jokerdino

@JohnCavil yeah stop posting the same thing again and again

Gowtham

And i have no idea how to make it parse js

!!tell jokerdino live give him a kick

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command give does not exist. Did you mean: live

Error 408 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham Command /live does not exist. Did you mean: live

@Gowtham You do not have permission to use command live

jokerdino

!!give @gowtham a lick

John Cavil

09:13

@jokerdino Mmmm! @gowtham tastes just like raisin

@Gowtham Command give does not exist. Did you mean: live

Gowtham

gah -_-

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham Command !!give does not exist.

Tom Wijsman

!!/choose "!!/choose @_@ O_O" "!!/choose X_X $_$"

John Cavil

@TomWijsman !!/choose @_@ O_O

Gowtham

!!> []+[]

John Cavil

09:15

@Gowtham [object ErrorEvent]

Tom Wijsman

The documentation does not say it would append a ping in front.

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

@TomWijsman Can't make it go away :C

!! info

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command !! @_@ does not exist.

@Gowtham Command @_@, created by Gowtham on Sun, 11 Aug 2013 09:10:18 GMT, invoked 1 times

@Gowtham I awoke on Sun, 11 Aug 2013 06:46:41 GMT (that's about 2 hours ago), got invoked 63 times, learned 8 commands, teleported 39 goats

Tom Wijsman

!!/google !!

John Cavil

09:16

@TomWijsman The Google contains no such knowledge

Gowtham

> teleported 39 goats

!!google @_@

John Cavil

@Gowtham twitter.com/_ ; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underscore ; underscorejs.org

Tom Wijsman

!!/hang !!

John Cavil

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__+__

------------------

jokerdino

!!hang a

Gowtham

09:17

!!/hang >.<

John Cavil

  +---+
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a
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@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: hang

@Gowtham I will only accept alpha characters

jokerdino

!!hang asdf

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham I will only accept alpha characters

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

jokerdino

bot is lagging. wee

Tom Wijsman

!!todo add !!

John Cavil

09:18

@TomWijsman Item(s) added.

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
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a, asdf
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Tom Wijsman

!!todo get 1

Gowtham

!!/learn d "<>"

!! d

John Cavil

@Gowtham Please enter some output

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@TomWijsman No items on your todo

Gowtham

!! learn d '<>'

Tom Wijsman

How can there be no items on my todo if I just added an item?

John Cavil

09:19

@TomWijsman (0)!!

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! todo add !! @_@

John Cavil

@Gowtham Item(s) added.

Gowtham

!! todo add @_@

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! todo add @_@

John Cavil

09:19

@Gowtham Please enter some output

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! todo get 2

jokerdino

i can kick the bot and we will all be happy

Gowtham

NO

John Cavil

@Gowtham (0)!!, (1)@_@

@Gowtham @_@ already exists.

Error 408 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!! learn NO 'http://piperbayard.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/grumpy-cat-no.jpg'

Tom Wijsman

09:21

!!> setTimeout(function() { document.write("!!");}, 1000);

John Cavil

@Gowtham No items on your todo

@Gowtham Command no learned

Gowtham

!! tell 10738806 no

Tom Wijsman

Command not* learned. :D

John Cavil

@TomWijsman [object ErrorEvent]

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

bot is lagging bad -_- cc @somequixotic

John Cavil

09:22

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

lol

bot has gone crazzzy ;p

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command please does not exist.

@Gowtham Command "please does not exist.

Tom Wijsman

!!/learn TayTayTay i.imgur.com/SYvAqgs.gif

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Command taytaytay learned

Tom Wijsman

!! tell 10738830 TayTayTay

John Cavil

09:24

Gowtham

@JohnCavil lol

!! summon 10071

John Cavil

@Gowtham Registered; need 0 more to execute

Gowtham

!! tell gowtham summon 10071

John Cavil

@gowtham Already registered; still need 0 more

jokerdino

lagging bot.

Gowtham

09:27

!! summon 10071

John Cavil

@Gowtham Already registered; still need 0 more

Gowtham

!! unsummon 10071

John Cavil

@Gowtham Registered; need 0 more to execute

Gowtham

!! summon 10071

jokerdino

!!hang b

Gowtham

09:27

!! hang a

!!hang j

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@Gowtham Already registered; still need 0 more

Gowtham

!! hang i

!! hang diebot

!! hang l

John Cavil

  +---+
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a, asdf, b, j
------------------

@Gowtham You people suck. The word is forethoughtfulness

2

Gowtham

!! hang f

John Cavil

  +---+
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  |   O
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__+__
f, l
----------

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O/
  |   |
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__+__
a, asdf, b
------------------

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

jokerdino

09:29

!!give @JohnCavil a lick

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@jokerdino Mmmm! @JohnCavil tastes just like raisin

Error 408 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

jokerdino

hm

!!give @Gowtham a slap

John Cavil

  +---+
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  |   O
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__+__
l
----------

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

!!ban jokerdino

!! tell me ban jokerdino

John Cavil

@me Already registered; still need 0 more

@Gowtham a was already submitted

Gowtham

09:31

!!hang e

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: hang

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: live

Gowtham

!!ban jokerdino

!! tell me ban jokerdino

John Cavil

@Gowtham Registered; need 0 more to execute

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

Gowtham

I think the bot is going to kill itself before Some Quixotic wakes up ;p

John Cavil

@JohnCavil Please don't post the same thing more than once in a short period of time. If it's a question, try again in a few hours.

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: live

@Gowtham Already registered; still need 0 more

@me Already registered; still need 0 more

jokerdino

09:32

i am going to save the bot.

kick him out in 3,2

Gowtham

fuck

NOOOO

he's not coming back is he :/

jokerdino

now the bot will be reading the script but can't reply

Gowtham

@somequixotic halp

Facebook needs a char bot

!! summon 118

@jokerdino you too type ^^

jokerdino

!! summon 118

what's that summon?

Journeyman Geek

lol

Gowtham

09:36

groan he's not back

bad @jokerdino

jokerdino

he'll be parsing the chat and cry in loneliness

Journeyman Geek

YOU KILLED ~~KENNY~~ @JohnCavil YOU BASTARD!

4

;p

jokerdino

I WISH YOU DIE IN A FIRE.

Gowtham

Make it John SNOW ;p

jokerdino

I should have suspended him rather.

and then a flood of messages.

Gowtham

09:40

bleh, playing any song in ubuntu sounds horrible

Bob

Should make him a mod.

> In Soviet Russia, bot kick you!

Gowtham

lol

jokerdino

that's IRC

Gowtham

hmm after tweaking down the master volume to -15 Dbi, and increasing volume from the headphones, quality is better @_@

jokerdino

it's your speaker

Gowtham

09:45

no it's not ;p

hits ubuntu in the head, hard :P

just kidding, could be my speakers for all i know ;p

jokerdino

i knew it

Gowtham

!!summon 118

!!tell somequixotic refresh

!!tell JohnCalvin refresh

gah i have no idea what has happend to my Windows Boot Loader

Stupid hibernate

The chat bot

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