(it'll work wired but I'd prefer to have the wireless option; besides, I have the dongle which uses the native Xbox One communication protocol for full functionality)
Wrong model. The one I have is the newer Xbox One S version (model 1708).
It's also designed to have no visible screws.
(truth be told, the new controller is working but I'd prefer to continue using the damaged controller and hold on to the new hardware to use as a fallback, since it otherwise still operates)
In other news... my Ryzen 7 1800X seems to be happy doing 3.95 GHz at voltages as low as 1.3375V (after 9.5 hours of Prime95 and 20 passes of IntelBurnTest at very high stress) but 4.00 GHz fails even at 1.4125V.
IntelBurnTest uses LINPACK and is a true "power virus" workload. It makes my processor do >160W when it doesn't pull more than 100-120 W under a normal full load.
The consumer version of the Optane SSD still costs $1.20/GB (480 GB Optane SSD 900P) but you're still getting 10 DWPD endurance, which is absurdly high for a consumer storage device.
How in Oblivion would a non-datacenter user be able to write almost 5 TB a day, every day for five years?