DEAD MAN: I am basically a good person.
GOD: Would you still believe that if I told you it isn't true?
DEAD MAN: Of course!
GOD: What if I told you that usurping my moral authority, taking upon yourself the right and authority to pronounce judgement on what is good and what is evil, is the most heineous and indeed the first crime that humankind can commit. And that as all-powerful and righteous judge, I can and will excercise eternal judgement upon those who presume to dare to challange my moral authority?