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12:08 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Username similar to website in answer: Dual range slider without using jQuery by figuarnieri on stackoverflow.com
tpu- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
naa- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
 
!!/rev
 
!!/standby teward
 
teward/Lunar Eclipse is switching to standby (@quartata)
NobodyNada/Raspberry Pi received failover signal.
 
!!/pull
....hello?
@NobodyNada?
 
12:12 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 21009bb (SmokeDetector: Auto watch of ind99info\.com by Glorfindel --autopull) (running on NobodyNada/Raspberry Pi)
 
oh ok
!!/migrate_notifications
 
@quartata shoutouts to simpleflips
 
!!/standby NobodyNada
 
NobodyNada/Raspberry Pi is switching to standby
teward/Solar Flare received failover signal. (@quartata)
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started in standby mode at rev 21009bb (SmokeDetector: Auto watch of ind99info\.com by Glorfindel --autopull) (running on NobodyNada/Raspberry Pi)
 
!!/pull
 
12:13 AM
Restart: API quota is 19999.
Restart: API quota is 19997.
 
yeah yeah
just do the thing
!!/alive?
 
@quartata ... did I miss something?
 
!!/pull
wake up
idiot
 
Restart: API quota is 19994.
 
12:20 AM
@Undo you probably just got an email - we need to upgrade to Circle 2.0 syntax, 1.0 is being removed
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body: How do I enable Gifts to show up by Graham Miranda on drupal.SE
fp- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
 
@quartata Probably related to me being dumb
I pulled out my laptop in between classes and SSH’ed into my Pi to check on a script. It was then time for class, so I ran sudo shutdown -h now...without disconnecting from my Pi first. Oops.
 
12:37 AM
no it worked out
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Is it true that the price of diamonds is based on a monopoly? by Dr Ivanka on money.SE
tpu- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
 
12:52 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Filtering rules not working on removing bots by BotBanisher on stackoverflow.com
 
1:43 AM
@ArtOfCode btw StickerMule likes offering discounts for open-source projects and such... so we prob could've got extra discounts... (more stickers lol)
 
@WELZ darn, missed a trick
 
I love how they have a response time of (a few) minutes for emails!!
was !!/checkpost ever implemented?
 
yeah, !!/scan
 
@WELZ Post Why do triangles do this with alignment does not look like spam.
 
1:54 AM
oh cool!
so if I ran !!/scan and it came up as prob spam, would that signal smokey to auto report it?
 
yup
 
niiiiiiice
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad NS for domain in body, bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: does my blog not show up on the planet fee by Veeru Bhta on webapps.SE
tpu- by Undo
@iBug Your flag condition was disabled: Accuracy must be over 99.50%
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in body: 1 Month barely have done any work (System Engineer) by MichaelEvanchik on workplace.SE
tp- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
 
2:12 AM
so... @iBug, your flagging conditions probably aren't a good idea
Pretty sure you've effectively created conditions that flag under the 99.5% accuracy requirement. Individual conditions that overlap true positives, with different false positives.
Haven't run the numbers, but that's what it looks like.
 
@Undo There's a reason that his name is @iBug
 
are there any mods around right now that could force a refresh on my bot account profile (chat.stackexchange.com/users/296403/neutrinobot)?
 
done
 
oh lol that was fast. thanks! :D
 
what's a refresh?
 
2:27 AM
basically it removes the cache and makes the server recalculate stuff like rep
 
@Undo Turns out the numbers come to 99.457% when you merge all the conditions... so I'm inclined to ignore it this time.
 
because my account just got 19->29 rep and I wanted it to be able to chat (my chatbot lol) but I didn't want to wait 8 years for caching so I asked for a manual refresh because there are a ton of mods here :P
 
You don't need to get it 20 rep btw, you can just grant it write access to the room ya know.
 
@Undo how does one merge conditions
take the lowest of each value?
@WELZ only mods can do that sub-20 rep
 
@ArtOfCode or RO?
 
2:30 AM
@WELZ not for sub-20 rep users
 
oh, ok
 
@ArtOfCode run the preview query on each of them, merge arrays of detected posts, uniq
 
@ArtOfCode do you know how StickerMule cuts their stickers? I came up with Laser Cutting, since making custom dies like that is pricey.
 
Must be
Maybe water cutting, less burny
 
@Undo makes sense
 
2:34 AM
@Undo that makes their stickers wet..
 
they can dry it
 
nah
 
crease and tear it
 
or they just make dies... at scale, it's probably not too bad
 
There's no way that they're making dies for people who just want 10 samples...
 
2:36 AM
@Undo Can you help me get the top 5 sites Order By fp_count Desc?
 
+------------------------------------------+--------------------------+
| site_name                                | count(distinct posts.id) |
+------------------------------------------+--------------------------+
| Stack Overflow                           |                     7280 |
| Super User                               |                      686 |
| Ask Ubuntu                               |                      468 |
| Mathematics                              |                      343 |
@iBug ^
 
@ArtOfCode For the more common shapes (Circles, squares) they may have dies, but to make new ones for just a 10 pack sample seems very far fetched (and expensive) to me.
 
@WELZ shrug
email and ask ;)
 
I tweeted them... they're gonna say: "Trade secret"
 
2:42 AM
@ArtOfCode That’s...just the largest sites
 
Lol
 
@iBug Maybe you wanted fp count / total posts?
 
$39 $9 for a custom roll of packing tape, oh so tempting.
 
@ArtOfCode Thanks Art
 
Probably wants fp count in his conditions. Which I can do when I'm not on mobile
 
2:45 AM
I'm trying tk set my conditions to extreme low.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Can a telegram bot running on node.js be hacked by Bennett Andrew Davis on stackoverflow.com
tpu- by WELZ
 
Took me 2 reloads before FIRE opened -_-
 
2:49 AM
 
Thanks. I've done already.
 
you want somewhere around 165
 
Kicking out Math and ELU, I lowered the general min_weight from 156 to 146
hahaha
I managed to get 110 on SO, which (I suppose) no one else has thought that it could be done that way.
 
!!/watch fix\W?card\W?tech
 
@WELZ You don't have code privileges, but I've created PR#1661 for you.
Merged SmokeDetector #1661.
CI on b6cdcc9 succeeded. Message contains 'autopull', pulling...
Restart: API quota is 19019.
 
2:53 AM
I also have 2 other open pr's 0.O
 
Merged SmokeDetector #1660.
Merged SmokeDetector #1659.
CI on 89f3b4d succeeded. Message contains 'autopull', pulling...
 
!!/test Fixcardtech
 
> Potentially bad keyword in body, potentially bad keyword in title, potentially bad keyword in username
----------
Title - Position 1-12: Fixcardtech
Body - Position 1-12: Fixcardtech
Username - Position 1-12: Fixcardtech
 
@ArtOfCode I know a guy who has a laser, and I'll set up vector paths for the cutout and see what happens.
 
Restart: API quota is 18985.
 
2:58 AM
@WELZ see if it burns or not
 
@art should I submit a PR for pullapprove?
 
@paper1111 done
 
making dies?
 
@ArtOfCode Thanks
 
simple marble cubes with dots printed on 'em?
the greatest productivity for these gadgets is in China :)
 
3:03 AM
CI on 1aae9d1 succeeded.
 
i can easily buy (or order) a few samples with whatever i want to print on the 6 sides
 
!!/pull
 
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 1aae9d1 (ArtOfCode: Update .pullapprove.yml) (running on teward/Solar Flare)
Restart: API quota is 18940.
 
@iBug dies as in cutting dies
bit of metal in a specific shape used to cut things
 
oh
i was thinking you're going to have more gadgets than stickers
it would be good if there's a die with 3 faces TP, 2 faces FP, and the last face NAA
 
3:09 AM
die as in the random generator type in this case?
 
dies as in we're all dead!
 
my favorite kind of die
 
i even thought you're going to make CPUs
 
So because of reasons, http://shouldihookupwithmybarista.com is now a thing.
...is this one of you lot wondering if you should hook up with your family members? Cuz I can tell you the answer...
 
@HyperNeutrino just "self" would look a little better
 
oh my god I just realized the extra "my" i am very dumb ty
FTFY
 
I can only imagine the abuse this thing is going to see
 
Lol
PSA: It is not ok to hook up or ask anyone out. There are only 2 exceptions, Your What and your Faq
 
3:27 AM
@WELZ hah, incorrect
there are three more exceptions
have fun finding 'em
 
arghhhhhhhh
 
and yes I see you insulting me, whoever you are
...nor is /admin a thing
or anything along those lines, to save you some time
the code's on github, you can check that for yourself :)
 
oooh, you see all teh searches lolz
 
@WELZ Yup, just watching the HTTP request log
 
/admin is a thing at my organization.
 
3:30 AM
heh, this thing's way too simple to have any admin interfaces
the admin interface is the code
oh hey someone found two more of the exceptions
 
spouse and girl/boy friend
 
them's the ones
 
if i'm running smokey locally, will it be able to detect gh repo changes and restart automatically?
!!/rev
 
3:40 AM
@Mithrandir that's your "faq " not your "faq"
shouldihookupwithmybarista.com/chatbot this is a terrible idea.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎
 
@Mithrandir It's chanchal1987's fault.
 
no, its:
 
@WELZ It's ArtOfCode's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​⁠‌᠎᠎
 
3:42 AM
That... copy paste didn't work the right way
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in body: Adsense ads not showing properly by TechWhoop on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in answer: Why is Earth's outer-core liquid? by vasuuuu on earthscience.SE
tpu- by Mithrandir
fp- by Mithrandir on Adsense ads not showing properly [MS]
 
@Mithrandir that is indeed the FAQ, if that's what you meant to link
 
@ArtOfCode It is not. This is what I see:
 
I blame unicode
app:base GET /faq%E2%80%8B%E1%A0%8E HTTP/1.1
 
Restart: API quota is 19997.
Managed to get Smokey to run on Android phone :)
 
3:53 AM
!!/location
 
@Mithrandir teward/Solar Flare
 
@Mithrandir Stopped it as soon as I found it could run well.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in answer: mkv or m4v to dvd by louischristopher on video.SE
 
How can I customize the location?
 
edit config
 
3:59 AM
no extension?
 
nope
there might be a config.sample if you're lucky that you can copy across
 
just curious, why not write ChatExchange credentials in config?
 
because that would make too much sense
 
I have to run export ChatExchangeU=xxx in bash
@ArtOfCode but why GH credentials??
 
because that makes sense
 
4:02 AM
Restart: API quota is 19995.
confused
 
storing CE creds in config would also make sense... we just don't
!!/location
 
@ArtOfCode teward/Solar Flare
 
@ArtOfCode iBug/Android 7
 
(PRs accepted)
 
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24 hours ago, by SmokeDetector
[ metasmoke ] ci/circleci DEFINITELY SUCCEEDED on 6f641a1: Your tests DIDN'T FAIL AT ALL on CircleCI
 
4:09 AM
Whoo! Deputy on AU. :P
 
@iBug MOD ABUSE
 
@thesecretmaster *11
 
@iBug MS admins can send messages directly to chat via the websocket, IIRC
 
@NobodyNada but what about editing?
 
@NobodyNada that was a genuine CI message, though
I edited it
 
4:11 AM
In theory you could've posted an edit as Smokey
 
@Catija I'm already 330 on AU
 
that would've been far more effort
 
@ArtOfCode ? I don't see the edit history...
 
@NobodyNada MUAHAHAHAHA
MAGIC
 
Cheater
 
4:13 AM
totally :P
Mods can erase edit history
 
Hence "mod abuse"...
 
mod abuse!
yesterday i guessed the most populated room is TL
and i was about to exclaim
dickheads' lounge
Time to edit that message :)
 
@iBug Why?
 
@Catija if not do you know which one is?
 
What do you mean by "most populated"? What metric are you using?
 
4:24 AM
@Catija Go to the All Rooms page and there's an option to "sort by people"
The description reads "a list of all rooms, most populated rooms first"
From my view, the top three is this room, PPCG general and Arqade general
 
That list doesn't really seem to make sense to me... the first room only has like three people in it.
 
For some reason that room is always first. I don't know why
 
@thesecretmaster Can you tell how many people are there?
 
@Catija current people, all time users etc.
 
In which? The one that I see first is Stack Exchange Network Chat.
 
4:29 AM
It's obviously not by "all time users".
 
A J
Morning!
 
@thesecretmaster TL
 
I guess SENetworkChat is always first.
 
\o
 
A J
o/
 
4:30 AM
\o/
 
how many people in TL now?
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, no whitespace in answer, repeating characters in answer: Load CSS only when template is completely done rendering by user9422062 on stackoverflow.com
tpu- by iBug
 
@iBug More than 30?
 
@Catija OK, a bit more than us
 
@iBug if you click on "info" it tells you who's currently in the room.
 
4:33 AM
@Catija that room's not visible to me
 
I actually made a Meta feature request
7
Q: Add in current number of participants in a chat room

WELZOn Mobile Chat there's this nice little tab that shows the number of participants currently in the room: Would be nice to get have something like that for web that said: "40 Users" (and it can be linked to the Currently in room page).

 
@iBug Oh... hah. :P
 
I was wondering what TL was...
 
@WELZ Toads' Land
 
app:base GET /dentist HTTP/1.1 +1m
  app:base GET /favicon.ico HTTP/1.1 +2s
  app:base GET /ogPipe.aspx?name=dongtaiwang.com HTTP/1.1 +2s
  app:base GET /what HTTP/1.1 +4s
  app:base GET /ogPipe.aspx?name=epochtimes.com HTTP/1.1 +2s
  app:base GET / HTTP/1.1 +498ms
  app:base GET / HTTP/1.1 +2s
  app:base GET /ogPipe.aspx?name=ntdtv.com HTTP/1.1 +16s
  app:base GET /spouse HTTP/1.1 +24s
  app:base GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.1 +3m
thanks spammers for the free tip-off about your spammy websites
not even 6 hours since that domain was registered and it's getting hit by spammers already
 
4:36 AM
ha what
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad NS for domain in body, bad NS for domain in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, +6 more: healthpurelives.com/enduraflex/ by Nikal Jao on askubuntu.com
 
Where did they get ogPipe.aspx from
 
tpu- by iBug
 
@ArtOfCode those 3 domains seem familiar to me
 
epochtimes is a "news" site...
 
4:37 AM
@iBug yeah, it's a Chinese proxy probe
 
@SmokeDetector Wow, user deleted, SO mods good
 
checking to see if my site supports proxying to others to get past the Great Firewall
 
@ArtOfCode you only need to check Google, ooo::O)))O)OO
 
I hate compiling things from source...
 
4:42 AM
Oh come on, who doesn't love hunting down dependencies and getting versions right
 
@iBug ???
 
A J
!!/blame
 
@AJ It's Lynn Crumbling's fault.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +5 more: www.revivalantiagingcream.com/volidian/ by Alfroeller on drupal.SE
tpu- by iBug
 
@Undo Grrrr... what is the tools.jar it wants???? I cannot find it anywhere!
 
4:51 AM
Have a chicken handy? Sometimes a minor sacrifice helps.
 
I have my unicorn, but I can't hurt a unicorn
Wait a minute... how did I break it worse than how I started???
 
@thesecretmaster what are you trying to compile?
 
Well, first it was tensorflow, and now it's bazel
Neither are happy
 
I'm sure there are precompiled binaries for those...
 
There are, but I want it to play nice with my GPU
But now everything is broken, so I guess I just need to be happy with that.
And I tried to google the error and then my browser crashed.
3
 
4:56 AM
watch out for sharks
 
@thesecretmaster You shouldn't "Google" the error
You should "Jon Skeet" the error.
 
I actually should just paste the log into stackoverflow and title it "HALP PLZ SHARKS"
 
@ArtOfCode is someone here speaking from experience? :P
 
that title would be about 40th percentile on SO
 
And I'd get an answer "You should try jQuery. It would really help"
 
4:58 AM
There it is
 
I should go do sleep before everything explodes.
 
@angussidney not from experience, but from moderation :P
 
all times in MS dead
 

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