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Seth

01:30

@Braiam I can't imagine anyone loving JS. I mean I like it, I use it, but love it? Nah.

You know who loves ruby though ;P

@hichris123 I bet @AnnonomusPerson uses ghostery, I do :P

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02:26

@Seth who loves Ruby?

Seth

02:43

jrg ♦, Cleveland, OH

18.5k 26 91 196

No one you know I'm afraid.

Undo

;)

hichris123

03:08

@Undo around?

Undo

@hichris123 yeah

hichris123

@Undo Know any PhantomJS?

Seth

@hichris123 PhantomJS still escaping you? cough cough ;)

hichris123

03:23

@Seth Halp!

Plz?

Seth

clears throat, puts on bot hat Please don't ask to ask, just ask and if someone can help you they will. Thanks!

takes bot hat off

hichris123

rofl

Meh, I'll ping you in the morning when I have something more concrete.

Undo

15:03

@hichris123 around?

hichris123

Now I am.

Undo

yay!

hichris123

Yesturday I went to sleep; today I woke up with 153 meta repz.

Undo

from what?

hichris123

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A: Why do some code formatting-only edits get rejected?

If you're wondering why this edit was rejected, it's just because another user with full editing privileges edited at the same time as you. However, most of your other edits do a lot more than formatting. They change the code (fixing errors in the code, adding more code, etc.), which shouldn't b...

Undo

15:07

awesome :D

@hichris123 I'm going to post a screenshot of my app so far, you have ten seconds to open it. Tell me when you're ready.

hichris123

Ready.

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got it?

hichris123

Yeah.

So what's that page going to do?

Undo

see anything I can do moar betterer?

@hichris123 Just a map of places I've been in the last few years, really. With some text and pictures and stuff.

hichris123

@Undo Use actual text instead of lorem ipsum? :P

Undo

15:09

that's one thing :P

hichris123

Other than that, looks good.

Undo

awesome

now to fix these weird image performance issues :P

hichris123

@Undo Use an image loading library.

Undo

but it's actually the rendering that's slow

or so says Instruments

a 400x600 image shouldn't do that, no?

hichris123

Huh.

No, that shouldn't be doing it.

@Undo I want to find cool tools like that for Android... :(

Undo

15:11

Instruments is awesome

^ How I know it's rendering

You can drill down through calls and see what's using how much CPU over a specific timespan.

and there's network monitors and memory leak detectors and all kinds of neat stuff

hichris123

Huh.

We can kinda do that on Android... but it's a lot harder.

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developer.apple.com/library/ios/qa/qa1708/_index.html

^ Huh. Might help :D

hichris123

Why does Apple have non-informative URL's?

Undo

because.... reasons

eventually you run out of informative URLs :P

hichris123

Nevar!

Oh, your docs are horrible.

Undo

15:16

sometimes, yeah

hichris123

developer.android.com/reference/android/widget/TextView.html

^ Our docs.

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developer.apple.com/library/ios/documentation/uikit/reference/…

^ a 'normal' Apple doc

fairly comperable

hichris123

I still like Android's better. :P

It's... not ugly. :P

Undo

Emails I've collected from one of my apps

this is why I back up MySQL :P

hichris123

@Undo ... what do you mean?

Undo

15:24

?

I have that many email addresses :P

which is scary

hichris123

@Undo How?

Undo

Did a thing where if you give me your email I kill ads.

which people seem to like

hichris123

Apparently. :P

What app?

Nevermind. :P

All nuked.

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@hichris123 itunes.apple.com/us/app/physics!/id483570096?mt=8

every time I see those little stars I think of 937 :P

The bug report was marked 'could not reproduce'.

hichris123

rofl

Undo

15:31

wanders around SR

In related news, SR is growing fast :D

hichris123

rofl

> "Great: Really helpful app" -Customer Review, ★★★★★

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ikr

oops

wrong room

hichris123

rofl

-2

Q: URGENT! I screwed up my moms laptop

So I was downloading naughty things and accidently installed several pieces of software. Now the computer is running super slow. It takes about 20 minutes to boot up whereas before it took around 2. I think it is low on ram so I googledand a site told me to download more. So how do I go about dow...

windows-7

@Undo TL?

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is it illegal to download ram? I am ok if I need to use a fishy site. — jOE 2 mins ago

hichris123

Yeah, that was meant for TL. :D

Undo

15:37

:P

hichris123

tries to confuse @Undo more

What would happen if I changed the name of this room to Teacher's Lounge?

Undo

uhmm.... hmm....

people would probably come here and talk about the non-sekrit stuff we talk about in TL 99% of the time :P

We need a Teacher's Lobby for the non-sekrit stuff.

hichris123

So... I can change the name?

;)

Undo

:P

no

hichris123

but I have downloaded hardware before.. :/ — jOE 3 mins ago

rofl

Undo

15:40

Obligatory XKCD — Undo 8 secs ago

40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.

hichris123

:P

Why is there an XKCD for everything?

Undo

because XKCD is everything.

hichris123

Wow.

Mind blown. :P

works on CasperJS/PhantomJS thingy

I installed this app that lets me see girls. It says it doesn't need a credit card and is free is why I got it. — jOE 29 secs ago

... there's your problem. :P

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yup

:P

Really he deserves to have someone tell him he can download RAM

hichris123

rofl

> Just go to this website to download RAM!

Yea I downloaded many apps like this because they would work for a little bit but then they would quit and not work anymore :/ — jOE 29 secs ago

hichris123

17:38

@Seth around? Know any CasperJS?

Trying to get the text from a <p>.

Undo

I don't know any, FWIW

Annonomus Person

20:21

@Seth Nope. Actually, Disconnect :D

Annonomus Person

23:07

@Undo on?

Ooppps, no

Blaze

23:22

[Blaze] answer flagged: stackoverflow.com/questions/22899093/…

Undo

@AnnonomusPerson now I am

0

A: backbone date + other parameters sorting

money can be exchanged for goods and services

^ uh... true statement.

hichris123

rofl

Almost got my PhantomJS/CasperJS/PHP thingy working.

Annonomus Person

@Undo haha

hichris123

... so what? Can I buy some money from you? My email is [email protected]. — hichris123 13 secs ago

Annonomus Person

@Undo Anyway, for the whole hat thing was that because you were in the SO election or you're a SR mod?

Undo

23:25

SR

Annonomus Person

@hichris123 Spam.com is an actual site... :)

@Undo Thanks!

hichris123

@AnnonomusPerson Really? rofl

Annonomus Person

Go to it :)

It named spam, actually

hichris123

Nah, I'm fine. :P

Is it spam as in the meat spam?

Annonomus Person

Yeah lol

hichris123

23:26

Quick, upvote!

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A: Why do some code formatting-only edits get rejected?

If you're wondering why this edit was rejected, it's just because another user with full editing privileges edited at the same time as you. However, most of your other edits do a lot more than formatting. They change the code (fixing errors in the code, adding more code, etc.), which shouldn't b...

I need to repcap! :P

Annonomus Person

Downvoted it :)

hichris123

Aww. :P

17 rep...

goes to spam people for upvotes

Annonomus Person

Just kidding. Now you owe me an upvote... actually a lot of them for me to repcap.

hichris123

Say... could I create a script to do that?

@AnnonomusPerson serial ~~upvotes~~ downvotes

Annonomus Person

You might get blocked by a few different mods at the same time.

Undo

23:28

submits money post to GFSE

Annonomus Person

What site is that @Undo?

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@AnnonomusPerson gemsfromstackexchange.tumblr.com

Annonomus Person

rotfl

hichris123

Okay, who submitted this?

Undo

IIRC Sathya runs it.

hichris123

23:30

looks for the offending comment in my inbox

Undo

@hichris123 'HURF'

:P

hichris123

tries to match Undo to HURF

Annonomus Person

Have a reason to ban you @Hichris :D

hichris123

@AnnonomusPerson rofl

Annonomus Person

(Inspect element haha)

Wow they call messages that aren't replies "monologues"

Undo

23:31

rofl

Annonomus Person

:)

Undo

I should probably go check ~~that place I rule with an iron fist~~ SR.

hichris123

Use HTTPS!

Annonomus Person

I love the SE team's jokes...

@hichris123 What software for that? :D

hichris123

@AnnonomusPerson Huh what? TL?

Undo

23:32

opens TL

Annonomus Person

No the class names, how there's a lot of mentions of giant Ss in the code base, etc.

Undo

oh

I was going through all recent staff messages trying to find something humorous in them :P

Annonomus Person

37 usages of the F-word
37 usages of the S-word
60 mentions of unicorns
one usage of "giant S"
one mention of ponies
5 mentions of waffles

That one :)

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oh

Annonomus Person

Anyone here use ASCIIFlow?

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