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If you're wondering why this edit was rejected, it's just because another user with full editing privileges edited at the same time as you. However, most of your other edits do a lot more than formatting. They change the code (fixing errors in the code, adding more code, etc.), which shouldn't b...

Undo

3:07 PM

awesome :D

@hichris123 I'm going to post a screenshot of my app so far, you have ten seconds to open it. Tell me when you're ready.

hichris123

Ready.

Undo

got it?

hichris123

Yeah.

So what's that page going to do?

Undo

see anything I can do moar betterer?

@hichris123 Just a map of places I've been in the last few years, really. With some text and pictures and stuff.

hichris123

@Undo Use actual text instead of lorem ipsum? :P

Undo

3:09 PM

that's one thing :P

hichris123

Other than that, looks good.

Undo

awesome

now to fix these weird image performance issues :P

hichris123

@Undo Use an image loading library.

Undo

but it's actually the rendering that's slow

or so says Instruments

a 400x600 image shouldn't do that, no?

hichris123

Huh.

No, that shouldn't be doing it.

@Undo I want to find cool tools like that for Android... :(

Undo

3:11 PM

Instruments is awesome

^ How I know it's rendering

You can drill down through calls and see what's using how much CPU over a specific timespan.

and there's network monitors and memory leak detectors and all kinds of neat stuff

hichris123

Huh.

We can kinda do that on Android... but it's a lot harder.

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developer.apple.com/library/ios/qa/qa1708/_index.html

^ Huh. Might help :D

hichris123

Why does Apple have non-informative URL's?

Undo

because.... reasons

eventually you run out of informative URLs :P

hichris123

Nevar!

Oh, your docs are horrible.

Undo

3:16 PM

sometimes, yeah

hichris123

developer.android.com/reference/android/widget/TextView.html

^ Our docs.

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developer.apple.com/library/ios/documentation/uikit/reference/…

^ a 'normal' Apple doc

fairly comperable

hichris123

I still like Android's better. :P

It's... not ugly. :P

Undo

Emails I've collected from one of my apps

this is why I back up MySQL :P

hichris123

@Undo ... what do you mean?

Undo

3:24 PM

?

I have that many email addresses :P

which is scary

hichris123

@Undo How?

Undo

Did a thing where if you give me your email I kill ads.

which people seem to like

hichris123

Apparently. :P

What app?

Nevermind. :P

All nuked.

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@hichris123 itunes.apple.com/us/app/physics!/id483570096?mt=8

every time I see those little stars I think of 937 :P

The bug report was marked 'could not reproduce'.

hichris123

rofl

Undo

3:31 PM

wanders around SR

In related news, SR is growing fast :D

hichris123

rofl

> "Great: Really helpful app" -Customer Review, ★★★★★

Undo

ikr

oops

wrong room

hichris123

rofl

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Q: URGENT! I screwed up my moms laptop

So I was downloading naughty things and accidently installed several pieces of software. Now the computer is running super slow. It takes about 20 minutes to boot up whereas before it took around 2. I think it is low on ram so I googledand a site told me to download more. So how do I go about dow...

windows-7

@Undo TL?

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is it illegal to download ram? I am ok if I need to use a fishy site. — jOE 2 mins ago

hichris123

Yeah, that was meant for TL. :D

Undo

3:37 PM

:P

hichris123

tries to confuse @Undo more

What would happen if I changed the name of this room to Teacher's Lounge?

Undo

uhmm.... hmm....

people would probably come here and talk about the non-sekrit stuff we talk about in TL 99% of the time :P

We need a Teacher's Lobby for the non-sekrit stuff.

hichris123

So... I can change the name?

;)

Undo

:P

no

hichris123

but I have downloaded hardware before.. :/ — jOE 3 mins ago

rofl

Undo

3:40 PM

Obligatory XKCD — Undo 8 secs ago

40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.

hichris123

:P

Why is there an XKCD for everything?

Undo

because XKCD is everything.

hichris123

Wow.

Mind blown. :P

works on CasperJS/PhantomJS thingy

I installed this app that lets me see girls. It says it doesn't need a credit card and is free is why I got it. — jOE 29 secs ago

... there's your problem. :P

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yup

:P

Really he deserves to have someone tell him he can download RAM

hichris123

rofl

> Just go to this website to download RAM!

Yea I downloaded many apps like this because they would work for a little bit but then they would quit and not work anymore :/ — jOE 29 secs ago

hichris123

5:38 PM

@Seth around? Know any CasperJS?

Trying to get the text from a <p>.

Undo

I don't know any, FWIW

Annonomus Person

8:21 PM

@Seth Nope. Actually, Disconnect :D

Annonomus Person

11:07 PM

@Undo on?

Ooppps, no

Blaze

11:22 PM

[Blaze] answer flagged: stackoverflow.com/questions/22899093/…

Undo

@AnnonomusPerson now I am

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A: backbone date + other parameters sorting

money can be exchanged for goods and services

^ uh... true statement.

hichris123

rofl

Almost got my PhantomJS/CasperJS/PHP thingy working.

Annonomus Person

@Undo haha

hichris123

... so what? Can I buy some money from you? My email is thisisaspamemail@spam.com. — hichris123 13 secs ago

Annonomus Person

@Undo Anyway, for the whole hat thing was that because you were in the SO election or you're a SR mod?

Undo

11:25 PM

SR

Annonomus Person

@hichris123 Spam.com is an actual site... :)

@Undo Thanks!

hichris123

@AnnonomusPerson Really? rofl

Annonomus Person

Go to it :)

It named spam, actually

hichris123

Nah, I'm fine. :P

Is it spam as in the meat spam?

Annonomus Person

Yeah lol

hichris123

11:26 PM

Quick, upvote!

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A: Why do some code formatting-only edits get rejected?

If you're wondering why this edit was rejected, it's just because another user with full editing privileges edited at the same time as you. However, most of your other edits do a lot more than formatting. They change the code (fixing errors in the code, adding more code, etc.), which shouldn't b...

I need to repcap! :P

Annonomus Person

Downvoted it :)

hichris123

Aww. :P

17 rep...

goes to spam people for upvotes

Annonomus Person

Just kidding. Now you owe me an upvote... actually a lot of them for me to repcap.

hichris123

Say... could I create a script to do that?

@AnnonomusPerson serial ~~upvotes~~ downvotes