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@Undo ^ Well then. :P

@hichris123 EEEEEK!

That was on Data.SE. :P

Select Body, Id AS [Post Link]
From Posts
Where LEN(Body) < 15 AND PostTypeId = 1 OR PostTypeId = 2

@Undo Shortest posts ever: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/edit/163718

Neato!

This is horrible spam. Please see [this post](http://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/210448/we-need-to-improve-the-qual‌​ity-of-our-spam) on how to properly spam Stack Exchange.

Huh wha? Where?

I'm seriously thinking of posting that on any spam I see. :P

Oh ;)

Do it.

I don't have any spam though. :(

Ug, I really want to break into dev.SO now that it's not portugese anymore. :P

:P

The heck? dev.stackoverflow.com/content/js/chess.js

var game = this;
                this.$elem.keydown(function(e)
                {
                    if (e.which == 39)
                    {
                        game.moveForward(false);
                        return false
                    }
                    else if (e.which == 37)
                    {
                        game.moveBackward(false);
                        return false
                    }
                    else if (e.which == 40 && game.board.displayingVariationBox)

@hichris123 How... how did you find that?

@Undo Chrome dev tools. Why?

@hichris123 On dev.so?

Yeah.

Huh. April fools, perhaps?

<script type="text/javascript" src="/content/js/chess.js"></script>

Maybe...

What's a utmctr?

@Undo I broke into dev! :P

They sure do post weird stuff there.

@hichris123 How? Tell me?

Someone hacks into dev.so and @ManishEarth instantly shows up :P

@Undo No... :P And I got into other dev sites... it's a pretty big hole. :P Thanks to chrome dev tools.

@hichris123 chess.js is something used on chess.SE

@hichris123 Chrome dev tools?

@ManishEarth how do we ask him if he found our hole?

@hichris123 does the hole involve the site itself or something connected to the site?

Depends what hole it was... :P

@ManishEarth Site itself.

There were multiple?

Thank goodness.

I was worried there for a second :P

@Undo that's not our vuln then

@Undo Not sure, if we're talking about two different holes than sure.

@ManishEarth Nope

Heh, you have one too. :P

There was a dev tool vulnerability, but I forgot the exact steps and thought it doesn't work anymore

@hichris123 Everyone here can see that still :P

And that's scary.

It's deleted...

@hichris123 History FTW

@Manish Fixify it for me please?

Thanks.

@hichris123 you have to edit it before deletion. FOrgot to do that

@ManishEarth Okay, never knew.

Well, I have a lot of hours on dev.SE since people will be asleep. :P

@hichris123 Heh.

@hichris123 fwiw it's the same one. Never got around to fleshing it out, so I wasn't able to duplicate it.

@ManishEarth You mean the dev tool one? It didn't have to do with Chrome dev tools...

I know

Oh, then we're probably talking about the same one... :P

Mine is cooler :P

@Undo Mine is easier to exploit. :P

I doubt it, TBH

Wow.

@hichris123 Stop reading that. Right now.

:P

So you found that :P

Yep.

No history, right?

That's what I meant by multi-site.

Congratulations. You now know more than most of SE ever will about SE. Now the hard part is keeping quiet :P

Funny thing is I was just bored right now.

Gotta go, cya in a bit. :P

cya

Make sure you ping Oded or someone in the morning :P

I'm bouncing in and out.

@Undo I did but I'm not sure if it worked. :P

I feel like bringing out your Christmas song @Undo.

@hichris123 I have a Christmas song?

@Undo You know, the one about Dev, maybe it was a poem...

Oh yeah!

I remember that. The one that didn't win that one contest.

Have you gotten swag yet?

Nope

@Undo I got the okay to use dev for testing thingys! :P

@hichris123 Huh wha? How?

> But frankly, if you have access to our playground, fine.

@hichris123 Ha.

Then why'd he kick me out? ;(

@Undo I don't know... :P

this is not the playground you're looking for

@hichris123 But you still have access to... the other site. What about that? (cc @Manish)

Oh, second tidbit, API v2.2 is almost finished.

yay

@Undo Yeah... not sure.

@hichris123 You told him, right?

@Undo No, wasn't on long enough to.

@hichris123 You really should.

@Undo Yeah, he's asleep now though. He can reproduce the bug though, I assume he'll purge my accounts soon, not sure. I'll ask.

@hichris123 ok, great.

I just gave animuson a comment flag wave. :P

^ Reaction when he found out what I can do :P

@Undo How the heck do you do that?

@hichris123 Do what?

@Undo Onebox it.

I thought private rooms wouldn't onebox...

@hichris123 If you have access to the room, then it oneboxes. If not, it won't.

JohnB and I tested it once.

Oh, okay then.

:P

Yay, it works!

Me no get hacker badge? ;(

@Undo Just ping him to death. :P

Hey, I was the first to break into dev! :P

haha

Before it became cool hat for you @Manish. :P

lol

@ManishEarth Are there any other fun things to break into, @ManishEarth?

@Undo Yep. :P

I even know how to bork beta launches

hehe

@Undo beta launches. But don't

@ManishEarth Do you know how to get into internal SEDE though?

I'm sure the comms team loves you for that.

Ooooh internal sede.

I wantz.

@hichris123 I have tried. And failed. Spoofing OpenIDs doesn't work

@ManishEarth I get access denied. :(

@ManishEarth If one could get into sede.internal, one could see votes and do other Shogish things, right?

I ought to first try hacking data.SE

@Undo yeah, internalsede is dangerous. If you break in, you do not touch it

Exactly.

But how do you know if you were successful?

You get into it?

Yes, but you have to try something :P

tries to get into internal.sede

wait, it's localsede. Got to get that right first :P

It doesn't work in my techniques. :P

@ManishEarth If you get in, do they kill you?

@ManishEarth Is there a SEDE API?

no

hrmph.

@Undo select * from posts where false. harmless

There's something to do with OData, right?

@ManishEarth ah, ok.

If anyone gets into localSEDE, ping Oded or Nick to death until you get them. :P

haha

Or Shog or Anna or Pops or anyone :P

Although shog might become scary in that situation :P

Is it bad that this room has fostered a culture of breaking into the dev tier?

No

> Where comments are flagged and SE is hacked.

^ Does say it right there, though. :P

:P

naptime for me, cya

have fun breaking into localsede

ok

Cya.

There actually is one more way of breaking into dev, which I told Oded. But I've never pushed through with it and tried it because it is complicated.

I think the simplest solution is to VPN it out or something :p

There's probably a lot more... like any site.

Um, I think I got an oh crap moment for Oded... :P

@hichris123 What? Where?

Wait, what the heck? So weird...

@hichris123 Oh yeah. Known issue.

@Undo Why does it happen?

I dunno.

I'm logged in there as this guy :P

I'm this gal.

hehe

There's probably a PII leak in there somewhere :P

My logins is just mine...

Yup

I so want to find a way to give myself a diamond. And then the devs get so mad at me. :P @Undo

@hichris123 I tried to barter with Oded - he wasn't able to kick me off dev.so because I had yummy cookies the site couldn't resist, and I told him that if he gave me a diamond there and let me play with it for five minutes, then I would clear my cookies. And he destroyed me ;(

Heh, love those cookies.

The rep levels are lower on dev.SO. :P

It's technically a beta site IIRC

Create another account and then serial upvote! :P

With suggested edits...

:P