The Tarpit's Silliness

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Arjun

09:03

Thankfully, I have got the answer to my question. The reason is simply that there isn't just one reaction for the whole mechanism; there are several reactions going on simultaneously and experimenting with difference proportions of reactants causes each individual reaction to take place to a different extent, thereby causing a different net effect for the whole detonation.

At least that's what I believe to be true...

@usr Are you insinuating that I do not belong in this room? You are casting me out from a room for sillies by calling me a genius! Why, oh why! Why does it have to be this way?

@usr I challenge you to a duel. Lyxal will be my second. We shall throw emojis at each other until one of us collapses.

usr

@Arjun No. I'm saying that I'm stupider than you.

Cleverness is relative.

Arjun

I can't find any word indicative of comparison in your original message.

usr

@Arjun Excuse me, I can't sing well, especially while I'm with someone else.

@Arjun Ok, I hope this concert will last 1 Lyxal. (s/Lyxal/second/)

Arjun

You have committed an act of war, and are now denying it.

usr

@Arjun We're having a fight in a big concert?

If we fight, our voices will become shaky.

And the entire concert will sound silly!

Arjun

09:14

@usr Yes, a duel while singing duets.

@usr I see you have realized my true intentions.

Why did Dennis cross the road?

usr

Because he's Christian

Arjun

Damn right

True story: I got chased by a bitch today on my way to school.

A literal bitch, that is to say.

As in a dog's wife

A stray bitch, she was feeding her puppies. I was still very far away when she suddenly ran at me, and I had to turn and run too.

I have decided to take a different path tomorrow onwards. I think I remember hearing that animal mothers can be very aggressive for the safety of their young ones.

What do you make of this incident?

I think it's a sign

usr

@Arjun It's positive i.e. +1

Arjun

@usr A prophet of doG, so the bitch chased me.

usr

@Arjun Exactly!

@Arjun You should have said "Jeez right"

Arjun

09:26

@usr Missed opportunity...