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6:13 PM
gotta say, kinda bummed the hunter ranger can't pick a favoured enemy of a Monstrosity.
or any ranger, for that matter.
 
Okay, came up with a kind of homebrew cosmology because I was bored.
 
@NautArch Favored Enemy: People Who Annoy Me
 
So instead of different planes and demiplanes, these places are actually planets orbiting a central Dyson Sphere.
 
[cough]Spelljammer[cough]
 
The Dyson Sphere is the "Prime Material Plane" and people live on the inside of the shell.
Well, space travel as it were is not really going to be a big part of the setting.
The inspiration is actually the Elder Scrolls universe.
 
6:24 PM
@Yuuki How do you handle the sun never setting and there never being any seasons?
 
@Karelzarath hehe. I also didn't realize I somehow added the british u to "favor".
 
@Karelzarath The light source in the center of the sphere functions more like a lighthouse than a radiant light source.
And MAGIC.
 
@Yuuki lol! Of course.
 
Basically, the creator god inscribed a massive runic array on the outside of the shell that does such as gravity, simulate seasons, etc.
And also wards the sphere from invasions from the orbiting planar planets.
 
And the sphere is made of Handwavium? ;)
It's a neat idea, though.
 
6:26 PM
It's made of "it's magic, I ain't gotta 'splain <expletive>"-ium /s.
In any case, I came up with it as part of imagining an extraplanar invasion as a more physical planet-by-planet invasion.
 
Ah yes, the rare "it's magic, I ain't gotta 'splain <expletive>"-ium. That stuff is hard to come by. Fetches a pretty penny at market.
 
@Yuuki lolfigsl
 
@NautArch I instead VTC as unclear, for the issues that we've uncovered in chat. There's just too many whys need to be answered to get a good answer. The question is screaming "XY Problem"
 
So the light source in the center is both where the deities reside and a large font of magical energy.
 
@Adam that's fine, i wasn't sure where to go and the duplicate did seem legitimate. The WHY of the question was actually less important than the HOW which was answered. Maybe. I dunno. either way, trolls gonna troll.
 
6:31 PM
whoops, meant to say unclear. Thank you edit button :p
 
@Adam You know, you can just say "guy problem." You don't have to get all sciency about it with your "XY"s and all.
 
@Adam, by "XY Problem", I assume you mean "Boy problem"?
 
@Adam I saw the chance for a joke and leapt at it.
It's my fatal character flaw.
One day, a terrible joke will be my pundoing.
 
I thought as much, but I didn't want to take any chances :p
 
6:35 PM
@Adam, I was serious, but I'm -new-.
 
@Adam I appreciate your effort to educate in the face of my smartassery.
 
@godskook Ah. Well, did the meta post help clarify?
 
I also actually think its a "Cute boy"/"Cute girl" problem, so.....the misinterpretation was easy to presume.
@Adam, yes. I actually am quite familiar with the -concept- of that issue, just not the SE name for it.
 
It might be. A question with an overly-romantic 1 on 1 game we had earlier was that kind of "cute boy/cute girl" problem too
 
That was certainly my take.
 
6:39 PM
@Karelzarath don't punish yourself
 
@Valorum Falling damage.
 
howdy @KorvinStarmast welcome to the terrordome
 
@NautArch I don't have the kind of money it would take to have someone else do it for me.
 
@Karelzarath that's what tinder is for
isn't it?
 
Fair enough!
 
6:42 PM
tinder totally amazes me. I left the single life in the age of online dating sites, I can't imagine this mobile app hookupmachine.
 
@NautArch My fiancee's roommates met on tinder and have been together for something like 3 years now I think.
 
@Adam but do they play RPGs? :D
 
No. Neither does my fiancee really. Tried to get her into it, but I was a bad beginner and she didn't like game mechanics, and the two situations sometimes ended up ruining the night, her going home, and me feeling like garbage all night
 
@Adam oh no! that stinks. Once my kids are a bit older, we've talked about doing some gaming together. My wife used to do acting and is at least open to it because of that aspect.
 
@NautArch I'm sure I'm exaggerating while looking back at it. I just can't shake the feeling that I had some significant part in turning her off of the game. My fiancee did all kinds of backstage stuff in school. set building, stage tech, and even stage mistress. Never any acting though
 
6:53 PM
@Adam Nah, I'm guessing you forgot to cast Dispel Preconceived Notions before the game.
 
@NautArch, the failure rate on that spell, cast by a novice, is atrocious. Half the time, it actually reinforces the notions, just cause of how bad the spell was cast.
 
@godskook It does have a high DC ability check along with it.
 
@Adam Have you tried again since then? Or is she just steadfastly against it now?
 
@Karelzarath I have zero chance of getting my wife to try without involving the kids. They are my leverage, and I shall use them.
 
@NautArch I started with my two kids. My wife joined us a few sessions into it for about three sessions but just didn't take to it.
 
6:58 PM
@KorvinStarmast i'm waiting until my youngest is 5/6 before trying it out. I think my situation may end up like yours, but very much hoping I can get her into it.
 
She says that if it was with some of our friends, she might be up for it. My cousin offered to guide us through a game of dread. It would be my cousin, his wife, me and my fiancee, and my Dad. My Dad used to DM for my cousin back in the day, so everybody is pretty excited about it. My fiancee agreed that she would play, too. So there is some hope
 
@KorvinStarmast may you fare better in dealing with Valorus' question than we did.
 
Hey @Karelzarath, did you solve that problem with your succubus?
 
@Karelzarath did you summon a succubus again?
 
@NautArch it's deeper than that.
 
7:00 PM
The comment to this answer convinces to me that this is a troll post. I had some hope before now that it wasn't, but no more: rpg.stackexchange.com/a/99027/32395
 
@NautArch She never left and our child is due at the end of June.
@ShadowKras I did, to a degree. I ended up giving her 8 Fighter levels to mimic her parent-given battle prowess, but now I'm thinking about just rebuilding her from scratch. Lumping on templates and HD/levels isn't quite doing her justice, given the unique creature that she is.
 
@Adam yeah, that first comment is a red flag. I suspect there will be dungeons...and a dragon.
 
@Karelzarath did you check the one i sent you?
While class levels are nice, they do not improve her natural abilities.
 
@ShadowKras I did and I used it as inspiration when I tried several different combinations of things.
@ShadowKras That is absolutely true, but as a good-aligned creature, she's not going to use them except under extreme duress when her "other half" comes out in full.
 
@Karelzarath ok, now i'm intrigued
 
7:08 PM
Check the monster feats that can improve her charm SLAs
Bouncing, disruptive and quicken are pretty nasty to apply on charm monster.
How about giving her the traumatic SLA feat so they will have nightmares with your succubus?
 
@NautArch Brief summary: The Queen of Succubi (minor deity) seduced the herald of the goddess of battle and had a child. She has the form and powers of a succubus but the heart of a celestial, and is hunted by both sides. For the campaign, she's the unwitting and unwilling cause of the destruction of the PC's home village and the final encounter.
 
@NautArch And the flippant comments on the question itself are a red flag too.
 
So, NG alignment with the Evil subtype. Has the capability to do terrible things but tries her hardest to keep that in check.
 
Part of me wants to flag it...But I don't know if that's appropriate
 
Adding class levels on any martial class is actually lowering her CR compared to racial levels.
Because even if she is a 12th level fighter with the powers of a CR 7 succubus, the players are 16th level by then and will and eat her alive.
 
7:15 PM
I mean, you could always take the 5e approach and give her unique abilities.
 
Hello
 
@Karelzarath and you're trying to stat the child? Is this 5e?
@Failsafe Howdy!
 
@Failsafe Hello!
 
@NautArch With racial levels, I don't believe so.
 
Is this the correct room for DnD stuff?
 
7:16 PM
@Failsafe It is!
 
@Failsafe It is a correct room for DnD stuff.
 
@Failsafe Yes, All kinds of table top stuff!
 
@Failsafe, nah, we talk about D&D here.
 
Ok cool I got a pretty specific question
 
@Failsafe there is no correct room.
 
7:16 PM
@Failsafe we're also kind of smart-arses here :) What edition?
 
@NautArch Not really edition related, more lore related
 
@NautArch Speak for yourself, my parents didn't roll a high INT for me on chargen.
I was going to add a joke about racial stats bonuses but that's probably really inappropriate. And almost definitely racist.
 
@Failsafe The lore has been known to change from edition to edition
 
@Failsafe watcha got? (I most likely won't be answering. I don't have proficiency in Lore)
 
No more flirting the question, Failsafe.
 
7:18 PM
@Yuuki <slowly backs away>
 
If an average tavern in the town of neverwinter were to have a bottle/case of imported alcohol, which is the most common type of high quality imported alcohol that has appeared in the lore somewhere or might have come in from a common trade route?
Post-spellplague
 
@NautArch Pathfinder.
 
@Karelzarath Color me useless.
 
@Karelzarath actually, you could add 18 fighter levels that she would still be considered CR 18 i think? first 14 levels are off a different role (she isnt a fighter) and are worth +7 CR, for a total of CR 14, every fighter level after that is +1 CR, so at CR 18 she is fighter 18. This sounds dangerous.
 
@Karelzarath You might have to bite the bullet and add unique abilities. You could flavor it as special abilities granted by the uniqueness of her heritage.
 
7:21 PM
@ShadowKras That's why I'm pegging her at CR 18. The PCs should be 15th for that encounter. I want her to be a threat but not deadly difficult. Killing her is a "bad ending" for the campaign.
 
How about a barbarian then?
I bet they wont see that rage coming.
 
@Yuuki That's the same conclusion I came to.
 
Again, i will suggest swashbuckler.
 
@ShadowKras Wrong deity. ;)
 
Its thematically fitting.
 
7:23 PM
@Failsafe I don't have an answer for you, but you can try looking at this page: forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Alcohol
 
Haha I tried going to that site but it's blocked by my work proxy :D
 
@Failsafe i would say its probably Tanagyr's Stout
 
I'll look at it when i get home tho
 
@ShadowKras, I'm convinced that that ruleset about associated class levels is utterly unbalancing in too many cases to be worth listening to as more than a "suggestion" at best.
 
@ShadowKras Cool thank you I will add it to the list
 
7:25 PM
@Failsafe what you need is a copy of Aurora's Catalogue.
It has lists of what is sold where and who buys what
 
Hmm that seems incredibly useful
thank you!
 
@godskook that's why those rules say they require careful consideration.
 
@ShadowKras, also, one of the big problems is HD/BAB/Saves from that many levels, and at that point, I'd rather slap a gestalt-track on the NPC instead of adding that many "true" levels.
 
@godskook I generally just follow the suggested values chart and monkey with HD and stats until I get something decently close.
 
@godskook Hmm... that might actually be a good solution.
Now I'm considering homebrewing demigods as gestalt characters.
 
7:32 PM
@Karelzarath, that's useful!
 
But let's consider a fighter 18 succubus, she has CR 7 worth of succubus powers, the highest save DC of those abilities will be around 22 or 24 considering she increased her charisma, because the fighter levels will not improve the DC of those SLAs. Plus, she has 18 levels of fighter, that are worth CR 17 (class level - 1).
At lv15, a character with good will saves will have about +9 on his check without considering his wisdom or magical items, at lv15 a cloak of resistances +5 is considered average posession according to the unchained table for Automatic Bonus Progression. So that character will have at least +14 on his check, or 50% success ignoring his wisdom bonus. So those abilities are secondary to her character by now.
But yes, personally i wouldnt rate her as CR 18, but 19 or 20 (most likely).
fighter 16 seems to be enough to be considered CR 18.
 
Is this 3.PF?
 
PF, yes.
 
It's Pathfinder, yes.
 
@Karelzarath see, at CR 18, her melee attack bonus is hardly anywhere near 28 unless she got abilities to add her charisma to her attack rolls.
 
7:38 PM
I'm not so sure Fighter 18 constitutes a CR 9 challenge on its own, without the requisite magical gear.
 
Is there a term for a redshirt that doesn't die?
 
@NautArch Maroon Shirt is the TV Trope name, IIRC.
 
@WrongOnTheInternet a fighter 18 is a CR 17 creature
 
@NautArch "normal person"?
 
Otherwise, "Kevin" or "Steve" works.
 
7:39 PM
but a succubus is not a fighter-type creature, so up to her CR, all fighter levels add 1/2 CR to her CR.
 
Is it just me or does "Kevin" sound like a stereotypically unassuming and harmless name?
 
@ShadowKras In terms of guidelines, but a fairly balanced level 9 party would probably have very little trouble killing one (magic item-less) fighter 18.
 
@WrongOnTheInternet she is a CR 18-20 creature if she is a succubus with 18 fighter levels...
A succubus alone is CR 7.
Each fighter level up to CR 7 adds 1/2 level worth of CR.
So, a group of level 9, for an average encounter ( CR 9 ), a succubus with 4 fighter levels is enough.
Her base CR 7, plus 4 fighter levels + 2 CR, total 9.
 
Well, I've got an NPC that ok pretty sure wasn't supposed to last, but we've kept him alive (has gone down in nearly encounter) and he keeps on fighting and killing. Figured he lost his redshirt status, but wasn't sure what to call him.
 
7:42 PM
@NautArch I say go with "Kevin".
 
@ShadowKras Let's see... Succubus + Fighter 18 might have advantages (SR, Save DC) that Fighter 18 alone would not that dwarf straight CR math, as well.
 
Usyrus "Kevin" the Wurmslayer
 
@WrongOnTheInternet her racial advantages do not increase with her fighter levels. So those advantages are stuck at CR 7.
 
@ShadowKras My Half-celestial Ftr 8 succubus build ended up, after gear, with an AC of 50 and longsword attacks of 27/22/17/12 with 1d8+27 damage.
 
Consider the situation differently, a CR 18 encounter that is a fighter 18 npc (CR 17) plus a succubus (CR 7) pet that can only act when he uses his actions to direct her actions, so to use her charm monster, he would have to spend a standard action. Got it?
What CR would you consider this encounter?
 
7:45 PM
Really? She's a tanky succubus that's better at melee, in that case. Are the fighter levels for HP inflation?
 
A lv15 character can walk the floor with this pet. Specially a caster.
see how that CR7 worth of abilities is worth little against a group of lv15 characters?
Her spell resistance is easilly surpassed, her AC is low for that level, her attack is low for their AC, her saves are low for 7th level spells, etc.
What would save her are the feats that she can spend to improve her racial SLAs.
 
Remembering how much AC you could get and how high attack bonuses could get in 3.5/PF makes me really appreciate bounded accuracy in 5e.
 
and those save DCs still wouldnt be high enough to justify more than +2 CR.
 
Are magic item bonuses being included here? I think that's the crucial thing for evaluating CR.
 
Its a fighter that can cast some SLAs that are under his character level.
 
7:47 PM
@Yuuki I can definitely appreciate that. Heh.
 
Yes, the class levels add the appropriate treasure for that CR.
otherwise a naked fighter 18 is nowhere near CR 17.
more like CR 9-10.
 
Ah, that's the only thing we we're disagreeing on. Alright, I agree with that assessment then.
 
@Yuuki, bounded accuracy?
 
@godskook In general, 5e doesn't scale AC or attack bonuses to level/CR.
 
@godskook Yeah, about the highest attack bonus you'd ever see would be +11 (without magic gear) in 5ed.
 
7:49 PM
20 AC is difficult to hit at every level.
 
cough difficult.
yeah...
except you are most likely rolling twice and taking the better result.
 
Yeah, but advantage feels better than a +5 does.
 
Matter of oppinion, i personally hate the advantage/disvantage battle.
But i can live with it, it doesnt affect my experience that much.
 
Why?
 
The same problems we have with 3.x/PF we have with 5ed, action economy.
 
7:52 PM
Like....they probably overdid it, but I'm thinking about stealing the base concept.
 
the mechanics changed, the problems remain.
 
What does action economy have to do with "advantage"?
 
Instead of increasing AC, they simply didnt.
Instead of increasing attack bonuses, they simply didn't.
So the statistics remain the same.
if you had 50% to hit a creature, you still have that 50%.
 
@ShadowKras Comparing what to what? I'm far more likely to hit anything at 20th level compared to first.
Even at 5th level you probably have a 10% better chance of hitting a thing than at 1st level
 
Attack bonus does increase. AC doesn't, so much.
Low levels have a good shot at actually killing high levels (with the right preparation, and plans, and tools...)
 
7:55 PM
How high level?
a CR 10 creature can still wreck a lv1 group.
are we talking at what range here?
5 levels? 10? 20?
 
Depends on the creature, group, and preparation.
 
Even if a lv1 group can hit a CR 18 dragon, they cannot possibly kill him.
 
1st levels shouldn't ever engage in a fair fight with CR higher
 
his bonus action can wipe out the party.
So hitting didnt accomplish much
specially with the inflated hit points.
 
What if you replace the DM's d20 with a custom-made d1?
 
7:57 PM
Breath weapons still dont require rolls.
 
Get up on the hydras back Yugi!
 
@ShadowKras Experience in game tells me that a fully rested party can probably take on a creature at least 1 or 2 CR above their level.
 
Anyway, CR is there to evaluate an encounter, not stone hard rules to measure difficulty. I remember this one time we, as a lv1 group, killed a black pudding in 3.5 because we prepared well enough.
@Adam they can take on higher CR, but that depends on too many factors.
 
Agreed
Still, even though AC doesn't increase very much, your attack bonus does increase as the game goes on. Fairly consistently
 
Black Puddings are nasty in close quarters, but basically a free kill at range.
 
7:59 PM
In our second d&d 5ed campaign, i remember we got nearly TPK'ed by a CR 2 enemy.
one of those cultists with spiritual weapon.
 
What level were you guys?
 
I was about to say something about feeding the dragon poison, but then I read "Legendary Resistance".
 
@Adam, is 5e different that way? 3.5/PF say you should be able to go up +4/+3 to CR and still have enough of a chance that good preparation makes it trivial.
 
we simply couldnt do a thing to get near him (he was on the top of a building, under cover of a chimney) and while we wasted turns trying to get up there and firing arrows/spells at him, his spiritual weapon sliced through our hit points.
@Adam first.
 
@NautArch Well, Valorum seems to like the answer but did not accept it. Zeiss Ikon's answer was IMO not a bad frame challenge, but was explicitly rejected by the querent. I note the down votes on the question, and I find it an interesting illustration of community norms. "We don't like griefing" ... which I generally agree with.
 
8:02 PM
Probably a reaction to using a game solution for an apparently social problem, without further elaboration.
 
@KorvinStarmast, the question is "what's the best way to do X, ignoring ALL the best ways to actually do X".
Questions of that structure, without explanation as to -why- they're of that structure will always be hated.
 
To not say we had a TPK, my cleric pledged to not know the other guys (they literally had just met him and hired him to be a healer) and didnt know what that was about. So he lived to heal them after the cultist ran away with whatever he wanted from them.
 
@godskook I mean, there are so many variables that it's really hard to tell. In general the game assumes that a well rested party can handle quite a bit more than just their CR. But different factors can change things.
For example, first level is kind of awkward. A lot of CR 2 creatures can dish out enough damage to instakill level 1 characters. It makes the combat riskier than, say, a level 3 party against a CR 4 monster. At higher levels, monsters can do tons of damage, but they probably wont instakill you from full HP
 
That and a lucky roll on my charisma check after throwing my weapons down.
 
@ShadowKras I'm starting to feel like we are getting away from the original topic and getting onto how CR is inaccurate a lot of times, which wasn't really my intent
 
8:07 PM
@WrongOnTheInternet Yeah, as noted in chat there seemed to be something of a game going on
@godskook KorvinStarmast, the question is "what's the best way to do X, ignoring ALL the best ways to actually do X". Questions of that structure, without explanation as to -why- they're of that structure will always be hated
 
@KorvinStarmast I tried making the point that the attempted solution most likely won't work even if it succeeds, due to the nature of the game.
 
@godskook I think there's more to the visceral reaction than that. This community has certain norms, and I've noted how the hive mind responds to some things.
@WrongOnTheInternet Oh yeah, as the DM can fudge anything, particularly for beginners.
 
@KorvinStarmast Or even say "hey, sorry you died, here's another pregen."
 
@WrongOnTheInternet Hee Hee, yeah, such a mean DM!
 
@KorvinStarmast Heh. Reminds me of playing B/X for the first time and losing 3 characters in about 3 hours.
 
8:10 PM
@KorvinStarmast yeah, your answer I think was the most applicable, but I feel the question and any answer is in bad faith.
 
@KorvinStarmast, based on the reaction in chat where everyone was moreso trying to understand the constraints of the question than they were trying to virtue signal her down, I think social norms are not the primary driver at play. Could be wrong, but the nature of this situation means I'll probably never know for sure either way.
 
@WrongOnTheInternet Oh yeah, back in them days before we had all of this fancy stuff, we died and we liked it! grognard moment passes
@godskook It's an ethical thing, I think. I don't think any of us really like, in the RPG context, helping to set up grief play, and help someone be deceitful. In chat that was part of the signal being sent, I think.
 
@KorvinStarmast It's definitely an ethical thing. And how I would react if I was at the table.
 
@NautArch I believe that one of our core values, as expressed on RPG.SE, is that bad gaming is NOT better than no gaming.
 
@NautArch It could be as simple as "I'm not really into this, but I want to at least show up for awhile to be socially acceptable." Where the answer to that is "Sorry guys, I can play but I need to duck out mid-session, go ahead and take over my character when I leave."
 
8:14 PM
@WrongOnTheInternet That would be the honorable and nice thing to do.
 
@KorvinStarmast Which is explicitly different from our core values on pizza. Bad pizza is most definitely better than no pizza at all.
 
I mean, honestly, "social engineering" is the answer here.
 
@Yuuki i will disagree with that.
 
@godskook it's not social engineering, it's social etiquette.
 
@godskook I really want to know what they think the definition of 'social engineering' is
 
8:16 PM
@NautArch, #context, that's what the questioner used for the term, not me.
@Yuuki, anyone who thinks that about pizza has either never had sufficiently good pizza or sufficiently bad pizza to understand how wrong that core value is.
@Yuuki, to which I ask, have you ever been to Chicago?
 
@godskook But have you had sufficiently no pizza before to compare to said sufficiently bad pizza?
@godskook They don't make pizzas in Chicago, those are casseroles.
Or I'd venture to call them soup in a bread bowl.
 
@Yuuki, 1.thin crust, not deep dish, we have excellent both, and I'm referring to the thin crust, 2."no pizza" is short-term enough that yes, I have turned down pizza that was inedible before, many times.
 
@mxyzplk pretty sure that question took years of my life
 
i can see that.
 
8:21 PM
@WrongOnTheInternet I added the "here's your new pregen" option at the end of the answer
 
@KorvinStarmast Good idea, that's a more complete answer.
 
Vote has been cast; best of luck to all of you running
 
I don't know, I'm starting to regret my close vote and am considering changing my stance on the thing. But also, it's just like, "I want to help you solve the problem, but you refuse to give us context"
 
Now I'm just imagining a game that reaches long into the middle of the night where (s)he keeps trying to kill off his/her character and the DM keeps handing over pregenerated character sheets.
Some say that they are still playing to this day.
 
@Adam when someone refuses to explain they are usually either trolling or have an answer they already want to hear. so not worth spilling much ink or blood over
 
8:24 PM
Reminds me of the scene in The Gamers II
 
Eventually, they'll have played so long that the pregenerated characters will comprise the works of Shakespeare with their names.
 
I really don't think she appreciates the "reroll character" dynamic that's lurking behind her character death.
 
A nice hour at the barbells will hopefully restore my lost vitality
 
@mxyzplk Or may not pursue rules /mechanics mastery as a good thing. So they ask 'experts'
 
true. though we now have a special room for this question...
 
8:26 PM
There are some myths that at the end of the universe, the following conversation will be heard: "I stuff a entire pallet full of napkins down my throat and die of suffocation." "Ooo, that sucks. Here, I pre-genned a gunslinger for you."
 
@yuuki Alas, poor Yuuki, I knew him well, Horatio!"
 
The DM is a figment of their imagination. The infinite pregens are Samsara.
 
@mxyzplk Heh, maybe a padded room for this question ...
 
@KorvinStarmast Alas, poor Yuuki, I knew him well, Horatio!"
 
@Adam I keep doing that, and I should know better.
 
8:28 PM
The Big Bang was when this game had gone on long enough that the accumulated 1st-level bodies numbered so great that they underwent supermassive collapse.
 
Sorry, the pedant in me couldnt resist :p
 
@Adam I've been reminded before, and I still make the same mistake. Hmm, padded room. Insanity. Do same thing, expect different results. Hmmm.
@yuuki Ok, how many sided dice is a black hole?
 
@KorvinStarmast all the sides
 
@Adam Actually, I thought the punch line was "It's the only one sided die, as it's a singularity." 8^D
 
The sides of this die can only be accurately represented by decimal points and imaginary numbers.
We ran out of real numbers.
 
8:33 PM
Imagine there's no numbers ~ John Lennon's unwritten lyric. He sucked at math.
 
@KorvinStarmast, from that, can I conclude that you think John Lennon also sucked at conflict resolution :P
 
@KorvinStarmast Imagine-ary numbers / It's easy if you try / Take square root of a negative / Such that i squared equals -1~
Imagine all the people / Performing 90-degree rotations in the complex plaaaaane~
 
@godskook Hmm, the conflict that broke up the Beatles obviously supports your point that he sucked at that, but the Beatles were already growing apart at that point. PS: I don't see how those two are related to my little joke on a song title and imaginary numbers ... nor why you made that leap.
 
Wait, conflict resolution in the mechanical or social sense?
John: I rolled a... 2. I hit.
 
To misquote Denis Leary, Mark David Chapman emptied his pistol and all of the bullets hit John Lennon. Yoko Ono was standing right next to John, and none of the bullets hit her. There is no God
 
8:40 PM
@KorvinStarmast, your construction was "imagine there's no foo"->"Lennon is bad at foo". The original song was "imagine there's no things to fight over".
 
Numbers/math was the joke. Why would he want to imagine there are no numbers? If he sucked at math, this would be the same utopia as the rest of the song.
When one has to explain a joke, perhaps it's not a great joke. 8^D
 
I understood the joke.
Why would he want to imagine there are no "things to fight over". If he sucked at fighting over things(conflict resolution), that's the song.
 
I think my construction was "imagine there's no foo" "lenon sucks at what foo makes" thus "Imagine there's no flour" Lenon Sucks at baking is the joke. (He was actually a good cook, baked his own bread).
 
"Lemon sucks at imagine flower" is what I briefly read that statement as.
 
I hate to be that guy, but cooking isn't baking
 
8:44 PM
I feel like we're getting too into the weeds and there's not enough ridiculing my horribly improvised lyrics on imaginary numbers.
 
Baking is basically chemistry, cooking is an art
 
Well, I think he was being abstract, rather than literal ...
 
@SPavel, "that guy" is always wrong.....
 
@Spavel depends on what one is cooking or baking.
 
Nnnnot really? I mean, baking is super-dependent on correct ratios, otherwise your stuff won't rise properly, or will over-rise
 
8:45 PM
@SPavel The "good cook" and "baking own bread" are independent virtues, so I think we agree.
 
Cooking, just blast the grill and then deglaze it with your favourite red wine
 
I just backed Cortex Prime: A Multi-Genre Modular Roleplaying Game on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/2pbZBOZ
 
I was referring to the "art" bit.
@BESW is this a lighter version of GURPS?
(I kid, I have the Firefly RP game but have never played the system).
 
Anything is an art where it doesn't really matter what you do because quality is subjective (at least that's what people who design bad RPGs say)
 
"Rpg design is a art"
Is all I could think reading the above messages.
 
8:47 PM
@Spavel OK, I agree with your point on separating cooking from baking. But both usually require heat and stuff to make food, at the most basic level.
 
Sure, but lots of stuff combines heat + carbon
You wouldn't conflate baking and smelting steel
Or baking and cremation
Or baking and Colbert's fantastic White House comedy night roast
 
I wonder why the 5th edition Wild Magic table include the option "you Fireball yourself". Almost all the options are funny and quirky but mostly non-fatal, and then there's that one.
 
Because lol critical fumble
 
@Erik what, you never summoned an unicorn?
 
@Erik Wand of Wonder
@Erik that table looks to me like a Wand of Wonder repurposed.
 
8:51 PM
Well, I had a Wild Sorceror in my previous game and I went over the table and we just kinda... didn't use it because there was a chance of "oops, entire party dies"
But it feels like missing out, because the flavor is pretty cool, except instant death isn't worth it
Even at a 2% chance, I know how that ends up going
 
@Erik Yeah
The dice will eventually come and find you
 
Our wild mage summoned a unicorn in the middle of a fight against an adult green in a lake.
 
@NautArch Sounds both fun and funny.
 
Pretty sure she also removed the beard on our dwarf
Unicorn was freaked out
 
Yeah, "random death" is only acceptable in a very narrow set of playstyles.
 
8:54 PM
@BESW or at my table
 
@BESW Narrow how?
 
@BESW Man, we had that happen a lot back in the grognard days. so we'd roll up new chars and press on, or go play something else, or drink more beer.
 
@WrongOnTheInternet A narrow slice of the playstyle pie.
 
@BESW Fair enough.
 
Random death works great when you're all level 1 and characters are named "Steve" and then a number
 
8:56 PM
I'd even be okay with the Sorceror accidentally blowing up herself if she wants to gamble, but a Fireball has the potential of taking out the entire party
 
And the wizard only knows one spell and can cast it 1/day
 
whoo vote time
 
I already voted
 
I find most of the games I play nowadays have random death as a factor occasionally. Although "random" in this case really means "your friend kicked a basket that exploded while you were in the room, had the hit points to survive. You did not."
 
In the end, so did a few Mephits, though. Those 1st level guys are both tougher than I thought, and also more fragile.
 
8:58 PM
@SPavel But not Kevin. Don't ever kill Kevins.
 
@Yuuki Especially Kevin!
 
Our bard fell 300 feet to his death. Rolled a 1 on his climb down a cliff. 20D6 will do ya at 5th level. And I had one scroll of raise dead. I cast it, rolled to not screw up using the scroll, and he was alive in a few minutes, but suffered the side effects
 

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