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emanresu A
emanresu A
01:13
Vyxal 42.0
5
user
user
Lmao
Someone
Someone
you're a bit early
lyxal
lyxal
It's already midday here :p
Someone
Someone
bonk
emanresu A
emanresu A
Was trying to do it around UTC midnight
Someone
Someone
01:28
if I use a VPN in [INSERT COUNTRY], and make a vyxal program with 999999999 cookies, can I successfully launch an invasion?
lyxal
lyxal
Depends on whether it's a Tuesday
emanresu A
emanresu A
Vyxal Corp Inc. is not responsible for any cookie-related injuries
lyxal
lyxal
Tuesday is when the shipment company makes their deliveries to our cannons
 
6 hours later…
user
user
07:20
@Someone Yes, but note that we can make no guarantees about cookie delivery (the release notes mention this too). For reliable bioweapons, contact our War Crimes Department and get a quote today!
lyxal
lyxal
07:38
Do I get to choose the book the quote comes from?
 
8 hours later…
Someone
Someone
15:08
@user what's the email address? if it contains an "amogus", respond with a 1 somewhere in the response.

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