Vyxal

lyxal

08:46

Uh oh

in The Nineteenth Byte, 20 mins ago, by user

halo im new user

This surely won't cause any confusion :p

user

10:29

!!/status guffy

Vyxal Bot

Sorry user, I'm afraid I can't do that.

user

!!/status goofy

Vyxal Bot

Bot status: Online🤓🤓🤓
Uptime: 53 days, 11:28:25.823360🤓🤓🤓
Running since: 2023-06-22T23:01:47.465663🤓
Errors since startup: 28🤓🤓🤓

The Thonnu

11:30

!!/status tingly

Vyxal Bot

Bot s-s-status: ÚwÚ O-o-onwinye
Uptime: (◦ᵕ ˘ ᵕ◦) 53 d-d-d-days, ***pounces on you*** 12:29:06.613493
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The Thonnu

Haven't seen that before

lyxαl

11:45

Definitely no chance for bamboozlement there :p

The best part is that both users are pinged

No way to disambiguate them

Well, not unless you reply or (in the case of people like me) superping

I think

I mean given it goes off user id rather than name you would expect it to only ping one person

user

You can ping me as much as you want...

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

@TheThonnu yay new feature discovered

user

@lyxαl I'm famous? :p

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

12:06

@lyxαl what do you mean?

lyxαl

two people named user

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

hehe

The Thonnu

!!/help

Vyxal Bot

I'm Vyxal Bot 2.0.0 made by Ginger and Vyxal Corp.
All of my commands start with !!/
If you want help for a specific command, do !!/help <command name>.
New to Vyxal? Try !!/info for more information.

Command list: amilyxal, blame, coffee, cookie, die, goodbye, groups, hello, help, hug, idiom, info, issue, maul, permissions, ping, prod, pull, register, repos, run, status, sus

The Thonnu

!!/help ping

Vyxal Bot

12:14

@TheThonnu !!/ping <group> [message]: Ping all members of the group. USE WITH CAUTION!

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/ping Petəíŕd

Vyxal Bot

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard You do not have permission to run that command (must be a member of group "member"). If you think you should be able to, ping Ginger.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

lol

!!/sus

Vyxal Bot

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/you suspicious

Vyxal Bot

12:16

Sorry Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/status goofy

Vyxal Bot

Bot status: Online🤓🤓
Uptime: 53 days, 13:15:26.170636🤓🤓🤓
Running since: 2023-06-22T23:01:47.465663🤓🤓
Errors since startup: 28🤓🤓

The Thonnu

Is lyxal a sussy imposter?

Vyxal Bot

@TheThonnu no

The Thonnu

I'll take that as a yes :p

lyxαl

12:19

Goofy the bot said no

The Thonnu

(I'm just waiting for lyxal to edit it)

Yeah ninja'd

lyxαl

:p

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

rofl

lyxαl

my predictability may be fast, but my actioning of said predictability is faster :p

@TheThonnu also who is this "lyxal" you mention? I'm lyxαl

:p

user

@lyxαλ are you moderator ?

lyxαl

12:21

very subtle difference

change the ending lambda to a normal l, and yes

but not on code golf

there

(that oneboxes?)

The Thonnu

wow

didn't know that

lyxαl

yeah I tried that in the sandbox just now

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

The Thonnu

https://stackoverflow.com

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

I vote to close as not a real ~~question~~ link

The Thonnu

12:24

Didn't work :(

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

rofl

lyxαl

in Sandbox, 1 min ago, by Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

look-pls know-his-name-pls lyxαl

The Thonnu

Anyone know why this isn't working?

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

@TheThonnu I've did a small rewrite: Try it online!

lyxαl

12:30

you two need to do better than that if you want to actually get me

The Thonnu

@lyxαl I'll get you one day lol

lyxαl

believe it or not, I have the ability to hover over links :p

and that I also vaguely recognised the permalink :p

The Thonnu

I got you with this lmao

lyxαl

that's not a rickroll

and I still don't appreciate you being in my walls

it's bad enough Ginger's there

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

@user rofl!

The Thonnu

12:32

@lyxαl oh I'll just step into your room then lol

lyxαl

at least have the decency to re-patch the wall!

people these days, just going and being inside people's walls and then stepping out of them and leaving people shaped holes

smh

The Thonnu

@lyxαl who said it was person-shaped?

lyxαl

me

I can see the hole you left

duh

The Thonnu

that's not my hole :p

lyxαl

oh ffs not another one

The Thonnu

12:33

I'm on the other wall

lyxαl

oh yeah I see the hole now

could you please patch that

I'd appreciate it if you would

The Thonnu

ask Ginger

They have more experience with that stuff

lyxαl

it's your hole though

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

waiting for user to come instead

lyxαl

@TheThonnu ginger never makes holes

The Thonnu

12:34

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard do you want to join us in lyxal's room?

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

@TheThonnu yeah

The Thonnu

We're making holes in his walls

lol

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

rofl

user

whats the discussion going here

lyxαl

@TheThonnu ay don't be doing that drywall isn't cheap y'know

The Thonnu

12:35

@user you can join as well lol

We're in lyxal's walls

user

where do you join?

The Thonnu

sending live location

lyxαl

You know what I have too many of around here? Walls. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer walls that didn't have holes. So you're actually helping me by smashing them.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

intercepts

sees secret conversations

user

(?︵?)

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

12:43

removes intercept

@lyxαl changed his name, so he is no longer lyxal, so maybe change the main profile description?

lyxαl

13:04

nah, it's just a stylistic thing after all :p

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

lol

Vyxal Bot

Lyxal pushed a commit to Vyxal/v3-momentum-branch-2: Add string methods for transliterate (ŀ)

github-actions[bot] pushed a commit to Vyxal/v3-momentum-branch-2: Refresh element and/or trigraph docs from recent commit

Lyxal pushed a commit to Vyxal/v2-transliterate-with-multichar-strings: Rework transliteration to work with multichar strings

Lyxal created branch v2-transliterate-with-multichar-strings in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal opened pull request #1864 (Rework transliteration to work with multichar strings) in Vyxal/Vyxal

@Ginger An error occured while processing event e8042090-3b6e-11ee-97ff-5bd91291cd36!

lyxαl

13:23

aw it didn't auto-tag the PR

Vyxal Bot

pre-commit-ci[bot] pushed a commit to Vyxal/v2-transliterate-with-multichar-strings: [pre-commit.ci] auto fixes from pre-commit.com hooks

Ginger

@TheThonnu well yeah but you don't see me going around leaving holes in lyxal's walls do you?

this one's all on you

!!/status tingly

Vyxal Bot

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lyxαl

@Ginger precisely my point!

Professionals have standards!

Ginger

exactly

at least have the common decency to patch up the holes

lyxαl

13:30

That's right

Ginger

which you shouldn't be leaving in the first place, let me remind you

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/help me

lyxαl

Too true

Vyxal Bot

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I'd love to, but I don't have any limbs.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/help ginger

Vyxal Bot

13:30

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard No help is available for that command.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/me

Vyxal Bot

Sorry Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/help iywruyfd

Vyxal Bot

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard No help is available for that command.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/help you

Vyxal Bot

13:31

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard No help is available for that command.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/eat apple

Vyxal Bot

Sorry Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard, I'm afraid I can't do that.

lyxαl

!!/status

Vyxal Bot

@lyxαl I am becoming the next 🅱️avid LLL.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/revive yourself

Vyxal Bot

13:31

Sorry Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/praise you

!!/help

Vyxal Bot

I'm Vyxal Bot 2.0.0 made by Ginger and Vyxal Corp.
All of my commands start with !!/
If you want help for a specific command, do !!/help <command name>.
New to Vyxal? Try !!/info for more information.

Command list: amilyxal, blame, coffee, cookie, die, goodbye, groups, hello, help, hug, idiom, info, issue, maul, permissions, ping, prod, pull, register, repos, run, status, sus

Ginger

ok I think that's enough

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

enough what?

Ginger

spam

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

13:33

that's not spam. lol

well fine

Ginger

ok, noise

I promise !!/help doesn't have any other secrets besides !!/help me :p

!!/amilyxal

Vyxal Bot

@Ginger You are not lyxal.

Ginger

aw

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

yay

I wonder if @lyxαl is still lyxal for the bot...

lyxαl

@VyxalBot 🅱️avid LLL

Ginger

13:35

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

lyxαl

David www

1

Bro still trying to get a w

Even though we all know he's 🅱️avid

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

🇸

Oh, discovered, that if I will type, two 🇸, then I will get: 🇸🇸

lyxαl

@Ginger if 🅱️avid ever makes an account on pldi you know imma gon be renaming it if he tries spamming :p

Ginger

y e s

lyxαl

Best part is that it can apply to every site

Ginger

13:40

🅱️🛎️🛎️🛎️😥😥😭😂😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣‼️💥

lyxαl

Meaning it'll show on the original spam post

user

rofl

Ginger

hey wait a minute

lyxαl

@Ginger 🅱️avid gonna be breaking bad :p

user

waiting when another @user come...

Ginger

13:42

you aren't the real @user! you're an impostor!

AMOGUS?!

!!/sus

Vyxal Bot

@Ginger ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

Ginger

ඞ⁉️

user

@Ginger yeah @user can be not real @user, agreed

lyxαl

@Ginger You can tell which is the real user by asking "what do you think about yourself"

Ginger

@lyxαl 🅱️reaking 🅱️avid confirmed

lyxαl

13:44

@Ginger yo Mr LLL, we need to spam

Ginger

we need to spam 🅱️esse

lyxαl

I 🅱️etter 🅱️all 🅱️aul!

Ginger

pfft

user

What is going on here

@user Are you the Thonnu?

Ginger

7 mins ago, by Ginger

🅱️🛎️🛎️🛎️😥😥😭😂😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣‼️💥

user

13:48

@lyxαl What would the real user say? (totally not asking this because I'm the impostor)

lyxαl

@user The user we know and love will always resort to self depreciation :p

user

@Deprecated def self() = ??? :P

lyxαl

Also, the real user is most likely to make you gamble

Given that user is the president of vices after all

user

@lyxαl No, that's actually covered in the first row, at column infinity

But I can't think of a bijection from N to those partitions :(

@lyxαl Shhh

user

You don't know to who you should believe...

user

13:50

Wait are those homoglyphs

lyxαl

No

The a is a Greek alpha

The rest are normal ascii

user

Ah

Are you an alpha male now?

lyxαl

It was to demonstrate the range of letters you can have in usernames

user

Ah

lyxαl

And I decided I kinda like the look of the alpha on an unironic level

So I'm keeping it for the time being

I'd have replaced the y with a gamma, but then I wouldn't be easily pingable

Which is kinda important now :p

Anyhow I think I will be bedding now

Bed is yes and yes

So o//////////

user

13:53

o/

user

\o

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

oh, bed time already? Very different time zones :D

user

@user Why is your chat profile the same as mine?

user

@user Miss! No I'm not Thonnu :P

@user Coincidence

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

Wait, what a drama?

user

14:02

…

The Empty String Photographer

14:24

in The Nineteenth Byte, 33 mins ago, by Joao-3

...

Welcome to the triple-dot club!

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

@TheEmptyStringPhotographer ...

The Empty String Photographer

@lyxαl so many hands… no wait that’s just me being dizzzzzz falls over

!!/status

Vyxal Bot

@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am doing my divorce papers :(. Apparently I never payed enough attention to the relationship and that instead I spent all my time responding to commands with funny responses.

user

@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Who r U?

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/status of lyxal

Vyxal Bot

14:27

Sorry Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

whodunit

Vyxal Bot

@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard It was Niko's fault!

The Empty String Photographer

!!/status tingly

Vyxal Bot

Bot status: O-o-onwinye
Uptime: 53 d-d-days, 15:25:47.641398
Wunnying ~(˘▾˘~) since: ***smirks smuggly*** 2023-06-22T23:01:47.465663
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user

15:40

Finally...

!!/blame

Vyxal Bot

@user It was Ginger's fault!

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

how I will now distinguish user and user... :-O

!!/merge user user

Vyxal Bot

Sorry Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

!!/amyoulyxal

user

@user Could you not impersonate me lol

user

15:48

Y'all don't know, this can be my sock

user

If you stay in this room, it's going to be very confusing

Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard

roflrofl

user

I can just don't talk here

And nobody will be confused

user

Very funny

Just go back to your old profile picture, I'm not asking you to change your username

The Thonnu

18:23

2

Even better lol

Now I'm tempted to change my display name to user

Vyxal Bot