Vyxal

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Vyxal Bot

00:52

Vyxal version 4.2.0

emanresu A

I'm glad someone did a little trolling

I had some ideas but never got around to them

user

The Bill Gates quote is a little overdone

Maybe a quote from the next door neighbor saying something along the lines of "tf is Vyxal and why are you at my door asking me about it at 3 in the morning"

lyxal

That's half the point :p

user

Little long though

@lyxal Fair enough

Can we add gluten-free and peanut-free references along with the eggs?

I miss when Vyxal was gluten-free

lyxal

It still is

It just is implied now

user

01:01

@VyxalBot When can I score programs using quaternions

Seggan

> note: interpreter source not included, you need to make your own

what is this?

user

The README

The README gives you instructions for making the interpreter yourself

It's a DIY kit!

You ever seen another language with only 594 bytes of source code?

> but hey, chances are you'll beat Jelly by at least 5.

I like how even after reading your mind, Vyxal v4.2.0 can only beat Jelly by 5 bytes

lyxal

not 5 bytes

just 5

user

@VyxalBot Whoa, I just tried this, and when I tried making an infinite loop, it was so efficient that it used 0% of my CPU

This 0 code, 0 functionality thing is pretty revolutionary

lyxal

It's gonna catch on, I'm telling you!

user

01:08

Who would've guessed that you can get performance improvements of up to Infinity% if you simply strip out everything problematic

lyxal

I'm surprised no one is talking about the IaaS functionalities of 4.2.0 :p

user

How many impostors can we afford? Is this a free service?

I don't think we can keep up with the worldwide demand for impostors

lyxal

you leave that to me

user

Where are you acquiring all these impostors?

lyxal

that's not for you to know

user

01:18

sus

Vyxal Bot

@user ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

lyxal

hello there @jfo - long time no see!

user

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@lyxal Who was that?

I don't think I've seen them here before

lyxal

2x-1

user

Ginger

01:29

USERRRRRRRRRRR

WHY ARE YOU KICKING MY BOT

user

It replied to "sus" with amongi

@VyxalBot See here

3 hours later…

Vyxal Bot

04:45

Lyxal merged pull request #1686 (Add ~ flag for testing against expected output) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal deleted branch v2-add-enhanced-test-case-flag in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal closed issue #1307 (Add another flag to run test cases with expected output) in Vyxal/Vyxal

lyxal

!!/prod

Vyxal Bot

vyxal-bot[bot] opened pull request #1698 (Update production (Apr 01 2023)) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal merged pull request #1698 (Update production (Apr 01 2023)) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal merged pull request #1692 (Make G and g NOPs on Numbers) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal deleted branch make-min-max-nop-on-num in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal closed issue #1486 (Number overload to g and G) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal reopened issue #1486 (Number overload to g and G) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal merged pull request #1674 (Implement H) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal deleted branch v3-implement-H in Vyxal/Vyxal

ysthakur approved #1683 (Implement matrix from (anti)diagonals): "Still not happy with the single-letter variable names but alright"

Vyxal Bot

05:14

Lyxal created branch v3-quick-refactor in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal opened pull request #1699 (Apply late suggestions on another PR) in Vyxal/Vyxal

6 hours later…

Joao-3

11:07

make the bot say the wrong thing with !!/amilyxal when it's april foolss

1 hour later…

Seggan

12:28

it already says that 10% of the time

Mar 1 at 16:10, by Vyxal Bot

@Seggan You are lyxal.

lyxal

!!/amilyxal

Vyxal Bot

@lyxal You are lyxal.

lyxal

you had one job!

8 hours later…

Vyxal Bot

20:56

ysthakur assigned ysthakur to pull request #1699 (Apply late suggestions on another PR) in Vyxal/Vyxal

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