The Nineteenth Byte

kid named spam

PHP is the language with the development server that used to try and malloc the size of theContent-Length header with zero further checking, PHP is the language that tried to fix an integer overflow with if (size > INT_MAX), PHP is the language that has two entirely separate exception handling subsystems which do not interact at all, PHP is the language which for years and years did not provide stack traces when an error occured

whatever you do, don't look up the name for 걑 and append a t

ababacababa is you

I put "gay frogs" as the definition of endocrine disruptors, "unplug your electric chair when you're not using it" as a tip for reducing energy usage, and the boston tea party as America's main point source of water pollution

The Sand Trap is now frozen

And a 5 on Microeconomics? Who tf tripping balls over at colleghe board??? I didn't take or study for that class either

y'all ever just release Vyxal 3

> Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.

Inb4 Biden gets struck by lightning

@emanresuA Easily provable if you pose naked with confidential documents

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Vyxal, 6 bytes: LbṘTEẇ

"parties have been weakened [moans loudly] by these developments 🥺👉👈"

@lyxal As an update, and to be clear: StackOverflow is pausing plans to have 1 reputation voting

Thank you, V2Blast

New APL Problem Solving Competition just dropped. It's the second one for 2024

@AaroneousMiller For what it's worth, and I'm sure you know this but, this doesn't ping us. If you need a mod, just ping lyxal, myself, HN, or whichever mod first comes to mind

This used to be a fun chat room. I think the whole cut down on noise thing was done a bit too seriously and drove away some of the culture that made this room somewhere I'd spend way too many hours in

the ability to vote to close bountied posts just dropped

Babies are intelligence-sucking aliens.

because then you'll never see the output

@rydwolf i'm much higher up on this than i expected (for both)

Ah is that what happened to Wzl?

the implementation was changed recently

"my second cousin 5 times removed is the life of the party, but do keep in mind he generates a lot of chat flags in the family group chat"

Sandbox posts last active a week ago: Is this a slovable Numberlink?, Win in a ball removing game, Display integer in balanced base-ϕ

like okay obama I guess you don't fw me

(the context being "find the smallest 2 pair that can clear the ante 1 small blind on plasma deck in Balatro")

TIL an ADHD diagnosis gives you TeX base-conversion abilities :P

@RydwolfPrograms I took a nap, what'd I miss?

@lyxal I'm sure there're still some folks out there fighting the good fight

the Real Housewives of Hilbert Hotel

Very fun 10/10 would homeless again

We just released Vyxal 42.0 with a huge amount of new features

When I first started working at Dyalog, I was basically an apprentice of someone named Dan. When we'd commit changes we'd made together, we used to sign the code with "adamn".

@Seggan i mean we literally have wizards who craft spells using rune-carved crystals

codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/272110/…. What's a 2d version of 1d chess?

Orientations tend to be disorienting

Heh, it has an Errata. Luckliy, none of the actual random digits are wrong.

CVE-2023-47469: Privilege escalation on StackExchange by socially engineering people into voting for you as moderator

friendship with imgur ending next year

If you have relations with the public frequently, it's not unlikely

I am willing to defend American English spellings and have started liking beef

The ban against bots is to prevent unnecessary noise. This is because, by default, bots cause noise much more often than they don't. There are rooms for bots - this is not one of them. Even Smokey isn't allowed in here. Socks have valid uses, both in chat as much as on main, and so we don't ban them. However, socks operate under a very strict set of rules, and violating these rules will not only get the sock nuked, but likely your main account suspended.

> Seggan has a particular interest in programming languages and has created several repositories, including Vyxal

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